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Looks like God dipped me in a bowl of hot chocolate as he ran out of orange flavour- - -

Seriously why do we dwell so much on our skin colours? Africans come in different shades and it is no big deal. Unfortunately in our twisted mind we believe 'yellowness' equals 'whiteness'. - - - it gets depressing sometimes the way we hype about 'light skinned'- - - I mean, what's the big deal?

Justgood my broda, do whatever you want with the image.

Gamine, Gamine! E don tay o. How bodi now?

4 Play:
Igbos are the descendants of Tuface Idibia's innumerable offsprings!

This funny, not because it is hilarious, rather it is the most redundant, irrelevant line in the history of mankind. It's like saying ''A= kangaroo and B= Xylophone.''

davidif:
I can't believe people here are so naive to believe this myth because of what they read on the internet or some hoax that was passed down from there parents. There is absolutely no evidence at all besides for some conspiracy theorists running around spreading rumors in a poor region where everybody is willing to hold on to something. This myth that igbos are jews is just what Ojukwu propagated during the civil war to create a siege mentality among the igbos (us against them mentality) to rally them for war and to justify secession (treason) as being noble and just. Igbos are Nigerians like everyone else, let me be the first to say it I AM NIGERIAN AND WELL PROUD OF IT. When i was in primary school in naija, they said that hausas originated from somewhere, they also said that yorubas migrated from saudi arabia, which was just a folklore so my good friends don't go around looking like fools abeg, y'all nigerians like everybody else.

My brother, leave that Ojukwu matter for another thread. He didn't need some moonlight tales to go to war or commit ''treason'' . . . the wholesale massacre of his people is more than enough reason. Besides, that Jew tales by moonlight has been around before the war, so make you talk another thing.

romeo:
anyi bu ndi jew buru ndi arakuba

How ironic- - - Igbo people no dey do arakuba. The only few into that thing na pure wayo wayo and absolute wuru wuru. Only about 0.001% of them do arakuba out of personal conviction.

Seun, script is not the most important component of film making. When there is no balance between story/cinematography/acting/post production etc whatever masterpiece you have in your script will get stuck in the quagmire of mediocrity. I can say that script is the first component a film maker should lock down. There are 'blockbusters' with the most retarded plot. Why? Because other components were well polished. People are more likely to see a film with a horrible plot and top notch production quality than the one with a beautiful script with horrendous production quality. The keyword is BALANCE!

RUSSIA IGBO

Anya Anya


Oops. . . looks like Igbos migrated from Russia. . .

Lol @ Oziomatv,

JAPANESE IGBO

Chika Chika
Ichida Ichida
Akika Akika
Ichi Ichi
Akiko Akiko
Uchichi Uchichi
Ako Ako
Asato Asato
Aki Aki
Umi Umi



ladies and gents, as you can see, Igbos migrated to Africa from Japan- - -

My brother the thing don taya me o, next thing you know we go hear Igbos are the descendants of Napoleon Bonaparte, but they used uli fruit to get their brown tan

[quote author=I-man link=topic=109056.msg1922762#msg1922762 date=1202224801]With this kind of reasoning,you certainly won't get a job as a sociologist. . . . . . .unless its with the University of Mogadishu.[/quote]LOL------Chei!

McKren:
BigB1 99.99999% of Nigeria's problems are caused by the Igbos, I hope you sleep better tonight.

Good words, McKren. Words of wisdom

michelin89:
Did someone say dignity?

Yes, there are millions of Nigerians with DIGNITY. If you haven't seen them, I have.

It's over fellas, the super chickens are out (which they rightly deserved)

What the heck was that? Abi na juju I dey see so?

3d

Partial character design for a web series

So tell your story, don't join no bandwagon, don't let nobody railroad you into creating another 'wide appeal' bullshyt. Just do a good job with your project and every thing will fall into space.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=106202.msg1896471#msg1896471 date=1201543221]Well it doesnt only happen in Nigeria

Come to the subway stations here in NY and you'll see all sorts of ridiculous people. If it's not breakdancers nearly falling into your lap, it's a bunch of people screaming abi preaching in your ear until the next stop. Luckily it's only in NYC subways you see such nonsense so I only have to suffer through them when I'm in the city during the weekend then I get to escape when I get on the DECENT Upper NY trains going home.

Such annoyances arent allowed on Metro-North trains, we thank God. I also give thanks for headphones.[/quote] "Hi everyone, I am Jafar Al Janta Jabul, selling candy for my basket ball program (not minding that I smell like a mixture of marijuana and cigarette)."

"All sinners shall Dieeeee!!! Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Dieeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

" Ladies and gentlemen, I am homeless, so is my child (Even though there's the obvious stench of nostril twitching alcohol and cheap rum on my body), I don't do no drugs--- I just want to feed my son- - -"

I don't have a big problem with the bus preachers but I think it is irrational to hop in a bus and start spewing something that people don't want to be bothered with. The worst part is they expect you to shut the hell up while they spray their saliva all over the bus and it would be a grave blasphemy the interrupt the 'spraying' of the 'word of God'. Unfortunately, the word of God will continue until you get to your destination. You either shut up, get your face drenched in saliva and inhale the putrid stench of beans breath or carry on with your conversion.

Duplicate post, mods please delete.

@ Lafem, I watched Road to Eldorado for the first time yesterday (Yeah, I know, I've been waiting for the price of the DVD to go downhill ). RTE has awesome visuals and animation, not sure about the story. It is is a collector's item and well worth the loooong wait. I'll be watching Sinbad toaday. I am on a roll, Spriggan, Jin-Ro, Akira, Princess Mononoke - - -

Hero:
You claim to have a masters speaking like that? I could barely make sense of your post, Ace.

It is called 'pidgin', Nigeria's 'unofficial' native tongue. It has nothing to do with one's educational qualification and intelligence.

Lol- - - make una no get cardiac arrest o, and stop praying while you are at it because Sango and Amadioha no dey play football. I want Nigeria out in the group stage so that we can wake up and smell the coffee- - - big for nothing. E good make we lose this match so that we can abandon the Benin match and go home.

Here we go again--- someone asked a simple question and all of a sudden, it turned into another tribal war. If only people can pause and ponder before they post, maybe---just maybe people like Dr watson will stop calling us retarded spear chucking monkeys.

toshmann:
grafikdon . . . . i thought you are from otonuchichi
i thought you are the crown prince of otonuchichi
and the eldest son of the warrior emperor of otonuchichi. . .
his majesty, King Agwoturumbe the first, (CBE)

That was before the ridiculous Agwoturumbe - Elijah conversion --- the three towns were part of the Otonuchichi Kingdom and I refuse to believe otherwise.

I will love to see a lot, but what I don't want to see is fluffy infantile fuzzy talking animal comedy horseshyte. Definitely no infantile 'twinkle twinkle little star' animation. Everything else is welcome, including sci-fi mixed with jazz (sorry, you can't just ignore the 'jazz' factor), spy thriller, romance, epic- - - everything. I want to see the diversity that is prevalent in the Japanese animation industry.

I still dey Jew York o, my broda.

Mali 3 Nigeria 2

Ekwulobia/Awka/Uga Anambra State, Nigeria

LOL, what happened to that Superted? It was fascinating while it lasted, back in the days---

Anambra

Home for all (meaning; you're all welcome/hospitality but often very misunderstood)

Spiderman
Biker Mice
Spiral Zone
Incredible Hulk

The Spidey cartoon was awesome! I don't think I missed an episode, always had to suspend my Saturday chores until the end of the show.