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I love the way the fuse African beats in their praise and worship music. I think they literally bounce in da Lord, African style. There was a branch behind our apartment in Awka (Don't know if it is still there). I used to enjoy their morning devotion music. . . I think it is an interesting church and I like their style of 'Jesus musical'. . . very mesmerizing when they break out with the drums. . . you either shake what your mama gave ya or nod behind closed doors.

Sirop Miel, like some people suggested, get him something simple with a lasting value (No Nkwobi and ngwo ngwo please). A collection of Naija classics (music) will do, no bootleg pls. You have plenty of options. . . from Isi Agu cloth to coral beads.

nwando:
Chineke!!!!!!!
I be another man property o

LOL. . . the price of fame

At least they will behead the jersey this time. No shaking. Seriously, I think the man is either taking a shot at comedy or looking for cheap publicity, because this has got to be the most ridiculous claim of the century.

Give Mgbeke Utonko the keys to a SUV. That woman is a typical village Mgbokwo Mgbagafo. . . Chei! African people get serious issues o.

You can earn your PHD in two years in Nigeria? Has anyone ever accomplished that, with all the instability, frustration and strike? Could this be an extension of our favourite game of Chasing Shadows?

Kobojunkie:
HEY!!!! If you must know I LOVED Jesus Christ Superstar. I mean it is one of my ALL time favourite movies!!!

Yup, that movie was da bomb! Watched it a million times.

nwando:
And it was the sword of the Christians that massacred Muslims after the Davinci code and [b]"jesus christ superstar" [/b]were released.
You are indeed a slave of allah.
And his yoke on your brain has cut off your O2 and replaced it with CO2
Ewu alakuba

You dey mind Alhaji Usman Dan Nyabinghi. When he's not calling a spade a flying nama, he'd be busy telling us what Christians did in 19 kpiligidim, or trying so hard to convince us there is no difference between a nama and a heap of saw dust.

Lol. . . it is official! Nigeriaone is the greatest comedian on Nairaland. . . the way you jump from Afghanistan to Tokyo and switch from Arabic to Spanish all in one swoop is priceless

Ol boy, them tell you say elephants dem dey fly? Or shey Snakes dem dey get pregnant? If you like use Corel draw, if you like you Quarrel draw, your image will always be crappy once you go from D-A.

If you have access to a scanner, that will surely do the trick. Scan the picture and make sure you set the resolution to 300 dpi or more. That oughtta do it. Open in Photoshop or whatever and 'downsize' to a desired size. . .just play with it including downgrading the resolution to 72 0r 100 dpi (you ain't printing so. . .) but whatever you do. . .NEVER ENLARGE. . . you are better off reducing a large image than enlarging a small image.

Here we go again.

@mikkyphp, I was in no way implying that Naruto is sh$t. I am not a fan of Naruto(Not at all) but that does not give me the right to crap on it. It is a great masterpiece but it isn't pulling me in at all. Just not my cup of tea. But when you pair it with Deathnote. . . it becomes Narushit. My opinion, no disrespect. Man pass man o, my brother

For the DVd, I only want a link to any store that sells originals (brand new/shrink wrapped, not used). My search yielded some results but they looked similar to stuff I bought from Malaysia/China some years ago. . . boy was I punked! The Ninja Scroll DVD they sold me looked so real until I saw a friend with the original unadulterated DVD.

For that, I will be buying the DVD from a US based dealer only, if it ain't on Amazon or Ebay.

I've seen all the 37 episodes. Never before have I been glued to the screen watching animation! I couldn't let go until I watched the entire episodes! Very engaging and thought provoking. It felt like of Sherlock Holmes in the 21st century. I used to watch the episodes on totalvid.com but they only had up to the 34th episode. . . I was so hooked I started searching for the last three episodes and look what I found!!!!!

http://www.deathnote.tv/

Deathnote makes Naruto look like Narushit.

I've been scouting for the DVd but unfortunately, there's no complete box set anywhere. If anyone's got a link where I can purchase all the 37 episodes on DVD, drop it here, no bootleg links pls.

In the beginning, I thought this was a good joke and really laughed out loud, now I can see people are reading a lot of malicious meaning into this, in 2007?. Ethnic antagonism will be the death of Nigeria.

Kobojunkie:
Do you realize that the base message in the grail message is what is in the Bible?? Only that the guy added his own bits and pieces to the whole to spice it all up. I read your post on page one about 3 laws, these same laws have been in the bible for thousands of years, yet you did not see them there or would I take it you never really spent time to read the Bible before you picked up this grail book??

@ Kobo, the Grail Message deals with the mechanism of the 3 laws. Yes, they have been around before the bible, considering that our ancestors believed strongly in karma (my great grand father's nickname was 'Karma') and homogeneity (birds of a feather kind of thing) but there is always the lack of adequate understanding or man's inability to grasp them accordingly, which often leads to misrepresentation and confusion. The message lays out the known and the 'unknown' in the most comprehensible manner and as long as you approach it with an open mind, there's no limit to the magnitude of knowledge you will gain; knowledge that will be of great benefit to you on this material plane and beyond.

The Muslim Population in Nigeria is not in anyway way more than 30%, considering the population census is a fraud. Nigeria is neither a Christian nor a Muslim nation.

olabowale:
Bravo Black man, from Corona Queens. The last time I checked, your
bloodline and that of the Sudanese Babooons is exactly the same thing!
Same tube, same thing. You must just be as Babooned as the Sudanese.

The source of your blackness is whacked.

Chief Olabowale, I used the term as a figure of speech and not (as you perceived) and attack on their race. I want you to understand my post was directed to the particular set of people who were screaming for the head of the woman. It will be irrational to condemn The entire people of Sudan or Islam because of these imbeciles. They are the problem, not Islam, not Sudan. This has been my view from the beginning and I am going to cling tenaciously to that, because I have enough proof to back it up.

Yes they are my brothers, yes we originated from the same 'tube', yes we are the same but I cannot accept their irrational actions because of our 'blackness'. Olabowale, you know this very well so I don't understand why there should be an argument over that. Have you ever stopped to wonder that some people might be outraged/frustrated because they are tired of people demeaning their brothers? We have been erroneously labeled the butt of the human race and have been left to constantly distance our selves from that stigma, not withstanding people of other race have done worst things (probably the worst things in the history mankind). Normally we should care less what people think about our race but it gets frustrating when you see your 'brother' lending credence to that erroneous concept about our race.

Think about it.

I can't stand this Guy. One thing I like about him though is his firm stand on issues, unlike the politically correct Democrats the chronic hypocrites and flip floppers. Still love the Dems and can't stand the Reps.

Bottom line: I can't stand Bush.

All these thesis and gospel according to Bin laden simply because some flip-floppers do not have the balls to call a spade a spade? Oooookay, continue to call that spade an elephant, u hear?
The teacher has been freed and 'pardoned' (Pardoned? I laugh taya) so this case don close be that. It is now left to some of the 'beheadism' Sudanese baboon monkeys to swallow grenades and jump into a furnace.

Case dismissed.

Kudos to our Muslim brothers and sisters in Nairaland and across the globe who have the decency to condemn this ridiculous episode. You represent the real/true Muslims that I know.


Victory for humanity and common sense.

When I said the fanatics were the most dangerous people on the planet, I wasn't referring to beheading and decapitation, rather I was pointing out that the mind is incapable of comprehending the magnitude of malevolence and idiocy exihibited by the ArchedBarism and Beheadism cabal. The moment you try to force your mind to understand these 'prehistoric' vagabonds, you will end up up with numerous ailments, including but not limited to cardiac arrest, brain tumor, typhoid fever, hepatitis and acute bronchitis.

nyabinghi:
Nwando et davidylan,

people are not supposed to respond to your WUMs because we know your ilks. You have nothing concrete to say on this thread more than spilling dirts. I will say u have a brain of a mongoloid. Nwando i am not suprised your brothers from across the river have started robbing people just to felicitate about xmas. davidylan u better change before u end up where u belong. Hypocrites and backbiters and bloodklaats.Weh mi seh

Here we go again. Standing up for your 'Muslim Brothers' in Sudan, abi? When will you people see a spade and call it a spade instead of a tug boat? I wonder what 'Nwando's brothers' across the Niger robbing people for Christmas has got to do with some imbeciles in Sudan . This irrelevant across the Niger comment clearly depicts you in the same light with your 'Prehistoric' 'Brothers' in Sudan. Kindly take your malevolence and prejudice to the tribalism/racism/fanaticism/Allahu Archedbaism/Almajirism/cutlassism/Death to Americaism/matchetteism/beheadism forum. Go there and knock yourself out.

Alhaji Usman Dan Nyabinghi, sir, this thread is about a group of mentally deranged, brain dead, mindless, malevolent, hopeless, repulsive and retrogressive third world imbeciles who achieve orgasm by VEHEMENTLY demanding for the head of a woman whose pupils named a teddy bear (after a pupil in the class) Mohammadu.

I just want to point that out before we get carried away and declare maximum jihad on a by stander while ignoring the message and the messenger (as usual).

buluti:
@ olabowale spare us all this copy and paste which makes no sense am sure to even you. You definately have nothing to say about the topic, again the topic is "Teacher Arrested In Sudan Over A Bear Named Muhammad".

There are several teddies named mohammed on ebay going for up to 170 pounds and the bidding is still on, the proceeds of all the sales will most likely go to the teacher. The teacher has been pardoned and will make money. Sun and other magazines will fight for exclusive rights to the story meanwhile Sudan is worse off. Several charities are already predicting a rapid drop in international aid to sudan. Who has lost?

Morons that can't think for themselves.

Hahahahaha! People sharp o.

They will not detain any African because she named her Dog Elizabeth or Henry in the first place.

Lafem sure is a great asset to the Afro/Naija animation industry. This thread is very refreshing and I AM GLAD THERE ARE FOLKS OUT THERE WHO ARE PUSHING OUR STORIES WITH OUR PEOPLE FULLY REPRESENTED. It will only be a matter of time before we become a force to be reckoned with in this industry and if we play our cards right, we are going to have another animation/visual effects outsourcing haven right under our noses.

davidylan:
these are the same sudanese who depend on the world food programme to fight famine, they will be back tomorrow crying for western aid.

Where is ahmedinejad? Where are the Iranian mullahs? they only find their voices when the pope makes a 14th century quote.

I am shocked you asked that question!!! You mean you don't know? Ahmedihashish and his Soldiers of Hell are busy importing designer bulala and koboko to butt flog sexually assaulted women. You think another butt flogging waiting to happen is worth their time?

Chineke God of Umunwanyi!!!!!!! You gotta be kiddin' me!

Wow! What a strange world full of frustrated mentally deranged people. God is indeed MOST MERCIFUL.

In an unrelated incident. . .

http://www.break.com/index/achmed-the-terrorist.html



I kill you!!!

@olabowale, I admit it was wrong to use the term 'illiterate' because there are millions of 'illiterates' who would frown at butt flogging and beheading a woman over a teddy bear. I tender my humble apology to those 'illiterates' for insulting their humanity and at the same time I sincerely apologize to well meaning/right thinking Nairalanders for elevating the brainless Sudanese barbarians to the level of illiterates. For that fatal blunder and great insult to real human beings, I apologize.

With that said, let me use the most suitable term. . .

They are simply a group of brain dead, barbaric, retrogressive, repulsive third world imbeciles.

NOOOOO. . . how can you fellas argue on this? Try designing a CD label with Quicktime Player. . . you will never look at Photoshop again!!!!

olabowale:
The same can happen in Main Street USA. Being in third world and also illiterate are not
what defined stupidity. When cool head does not prevail you have mob mentality, thereby
people behave very badly.

You mean people gathering to behead someone in the middle of Times Square because he said ''Merry Christmas'' or named his toilet paper Jesus?. Apples and oranges are fruits, but they sure are not the same.

Death to all teddy bears!!!

I am not in line with most of their doctrines but I have been reading their Awake magazine since I was 9. I find it very refreshing with lots of useful info (not religious stuff). Like djl said, it is voluntary and they hardly push for the donation. I do drop in some insignificant amount once in a while. I don't see anything wrong with that, not at all.