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Horus:
The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who was sentenced Thursday to 15 days in prison and deportation. She avoided the more serious punishment of 40 lashes.They massed in central Martyrs Square, outside the presidential palace, where hundreds of riot police were deployed, although they did not try to stop the rally."Shame, shame on the UK.," protesters chanted.They called for Gibbons' execution, saying, "No tolerance: Execution," and "Kill her, kill her by firing squad."

Mentally deranged illiterate third world barbarians. This is more depressing than 50 cents doing ballet in the middle of Times Square.

I can't believe this! Wow. Is this a joke?

I am a teacher with 50 students in my class, Odenson (Another teacher) has just 5 students in his class. Only 3 of my students passed with flying colors, while the remaining 47 failed woefully. In the case of Odenson, 3 of his students passed with flying colors while the other two failed woefully. . . Lo and behold, I stand up and flex my muscles declaring my students are in the same league with Odenson's students. . . na real wa for WAEC o. Simple mathematics people no fit do

I think this is pure comedy.

No Blackat, I am not an 'infidel' I just couldn't be bothered with anyone naming his condom Jesus or his cow Mary. . . their problem, not mine.

Abeg my people, make una watch Achhhhhhhmed the Dead! It will make your day.

http://www.break.com/index/achmed-the-terrorist.html

See me see Osama Bin Laden o! Chei Blackat you got me wrong, sooooo wrong.

Okaaaaay. . . David, Nwando, FBS and other 'infidels'. . . I am Achmed the dead (Spelt A-C- Phlegm, Achhhhhmed). . . I kill you!

http://www.break.com/index/achmed-the-terrorist.html



Death to Amerika.

Click on the link and laugh off your butt.

ha freaking ha!

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=65697.msg1723739#msg1723739 date=1196184014]My opinion is never humble. Just right

and why are you making excuses for those who watch the same lame horror movies with predictable plots and at the same time complaining about those who watch home vids, I assume you see the irony?[/quote]I think you read my posts upside down. I NEVER complained about people watching home vids, just pointed that IQ has nothing to do with it, its all about entertainment, just like those who watch the predictable Hollywood horror films. ENTERTAINMENT.

Dis Guy:
can you please tell us what you mean by these people? perhaps a thread/forum with yes people will be of interest to some

Muslim Fanatics. Are you happy now? Looks like there are some people on Nairaland who deliberately take off their thinking cap/switch off their brain just to throw in some cheap inflammatory lines.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=65697.msg1723645#msg1723645 date=1196182679]If you read my inital post you'd see that I perfer Yoruba movies and any idiot that isnt biased knows that Yoruba movies are better than most retarded Nollywood crap
[/quote]That is your humble opinion, anyone that disagrees with that is not exactly biased or idiotic.


[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=65697.msg1723645#msg1723645 date=1196182679]People whine that Nollywood vids are dumb and predictable, so are most mainstream action movies from Hollywood. The same could be said about most mainstream horror movies,. the hell is your point?

same horror crap. Boy and Girl sees haunted house. Idiotic boy and girl decide to have sex in this unknown location, Girl or Boy ends up dying by some lunatic or "demon", boy or girl finds way to save the hell. How the hell is that NOT predictable? Rubbish.[/quote] I agree with you here. You just nailed it! They are painfully predictable but I guess people just watch them because of the excellent use of suspense, sound and visual effects.

You just CAN'T win with these people. This is so depressing. It's always a problem, no matter how you flip the coin.

Kobojunkie:
I agree. It seems more like half of the country fall under the unemployment bracket alone, to me. That stat is not near accurate.

Nothing is ever accurate in Nigeria. The census is fraudulent, everything has K-Leg. They are trying to slip another stinker past the gates. 3 Million. . . LOL (Not Lots Of Love, but LAUGHING OUT LOUD)

I could care less if you're from Ndwandwe or Amangwana State. Continue peddling your disjointed twaddle, it is one heckuva rib cracker. Unrefined crude comedy, can't get better than that.

We shall crown you the greatest comedian on Nairaland. Going by the rate at which you throw tantrums on issues you do not know, you might as well grab the universal comedy crown.

Seriously Naigeria1, jokes aside, you have a swell sense of humour, because there's no way you can be serious with 99.9% of your posts in this thread. I say you are good at what you do (COMEDY).

I say Mr. Pastor 'Burn Again', continue to pray for that genocide in Nigeria. If you believe in the murder of innocent Nigerians who have no hand in the 'injustice' I wonder what they teach you in that church of yours. What really makes you different from a Nothern Muslim fanatic who goes on a killing spree anytime an slowpoke from planet pluto draws Muhammad with 4 breasts and lip stick?

Fortunately, people like you are just the puppy that is all bark and no bite. We thank God for that.

But on a lighter note. Chief Nigeria1, the way you speak with authority on things you do not know makes you the greatest comedian of our time.

And your brain is the most refined of all! You are an unrepentant, adamant, superficial, malignant, treacherous ethnic bigot ,religious zealot and an irresponsible enthusiast. Continue to pray for that 'genocide' you hear, Mr 'Hutu Tutsi' 'Burn Again'. How can we not get brain damage by reading through your disjointed irrational and repulsive childish twaddle?

Well done, Mr Pot.

It's just shocking how folks have turned this into another male chauvinist escapade. . . wow, and the men who 'watch' Hollywood films because of their 'high IQ' have turned Africa into a quagmire of hopelessness. Most of them watch it for the sake of entertainment, just like some of you 'intelligent' men die of cardiac arrest because of football.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=92441.msg1715727#msg1715727 date=1195946692] [/quote]No, you're DEAD WRONG! Excel is the BEST, no contest!

And what about some of you pitching your tent on Nairaland? Are really making 'good use' of your time? Abeg lighten up!

These people and their fantastically and cocastically woven fairy tales! The atrocious Arabiajumanima whatever inscription has been phased out for good, deal with it!

Seun:
Nigerian men are equally crazy about sports. What do men learn from sports?

Premier league soccer, Nollywood movies, Mexican soap operas. What purpose do they serve?

Entertainment. Our lives would be extremely boring without some form of entertainment.

Gbam! Abeg tell them jo! I was about to post something similar but you just nailed it.

We've read that fairy tale a million times. The atrocious inscription has been discarded for good and we should all deal with it.

And there is no such thing as Hausa/Fulani. . . it is either Hausa or Fulani, if I am wrong, I'd like those who know better to correct me. And NO, the 'HausaFulani' are not the most populous people in Nigeria. There is no SINGLE CREDIBLE fact to back up that porous claim. Nigeria, the master of 419 just slipped another stinker through the gate and as usual, it couldn't go away. We owe Africa a big apology for that fraud.

nwando:
Some airheads here are forgetting the issue at stake.
Who in their right minds would hear of a country that has the "holy land" punishing a girl that was gang raped and not call them animals.
When people say the Islamic sharia is barbaric and anal,they are called Islam bashers.

There we go,Islam at it's best
it's only a matter of time and the glorious sharia will reveal it's next victim.
I'm even glad they are are not talking of tying her to the stake and stoning her to death while the hurlers chant allahu akhbar.

Islam is evil,I said it once,I'll say it a zillion times

It's unbelievable and depressing. Very depressing.

Nwando, we no see ya brake like again o, even your paddy Laudate don go AWOL. . .

bashali:
denex, grafikdon, Afam I find it funny ,, that the three of you were log in one after the other, It is one person login in several timess. you are 419 igbos boy, Get the hell of of Yorubaland, If you do not want justice in Yorubaland, You do not see the cheating, How can you see it, You are just like thisday newspaper written false story do discredit the yorubas. 29,000 sq km. I have gone to that google earth and seen that ibadan is about the same size of 2 of the state in the south east, and you want us to share equal, Ole, real thief, barawo.

*Sigh*

We continue to lose the debate with Dr Watson and the dead man, Botha. Al right Dr. Watson,we give up! You win!

bashali:
denex, grafikdon, Afam i do not see your point. You 3 look like you do not like the yorubas then why are you living in yoruba get the hell back to your igboland. if you do not want anything good for the yorubas. Get the hell out of yorubaland.

Not sure if I should cry or shake my head in disbelief because this is so out of order it is painful. I try to shy away from insulting people online and offline (Not a very easy task considering the magnitude of imbeciles on the face of the planet) and I will cling to that concept. Mr/Mrs Bashali, is it a crime to read and digest posts before posting your own reply? If you'd followed just a few posts before you, it would clearly dawn on you that your comment should have been left for your eyes only.

Think about it.

This thread is about Okija Satellite, turning every farmland and village into a new state, 'Hutu and Tutsi' for those who do not agree with the ridiculous concept.

Chavez and Amedijadad. . . Amedihabab. . . Amedijihad = Two third world comedians soaked with oil and marijuana. I am sure they must be smoking because of their area boy/alaye/agamevu approach to almost every issue. . . when they are not busy 'wiping' Israel from the face of the planet, they are busy butt flogging naked chicken thieves. . .in 2007! Make we hear word jo! I am not a fan of Bush (And will never be) but these clowns running some lawless fifth world countries with zero transparency and accountability like their clueless pot-bellied (Sleeping in UN Meeting ) African counterparts should focus of on elevating their people. . . and achieving reasonable goals apart from purchasing koboko and bulala/bilala whatever to butt-flog naked chicken leg thieves.

nigeria1:
You are always on the internet 24 hours looking for ways to destroy the yorubas, Why, I think your heart need healing what ever any of them the yorubas have done to you, forgive.

Coming from someone who was boldly suggesting/recommending genocide on the people of South East/South South for their 'injustice' and the 'painful' fact they have 11 states when the population/land mass of your village is twice bigger than those of the two regions combined (courtesy of your Okija Satellite). I have a hard time trying to make a head or tail of your comment above since it has no connection whatsoever with this thread. I guess it is one of your jokes or another dismal attempt at humour.

Please, let go of that unfounded/fabricated 'tribalism' accusation and continue with your Okija satellite calculation. It is a more pleasant (though painful) comedy.

@ feelgood, don't be fooled by the fraudulent Davidlylans (Dovidylan, (Fake)david, davidy l an . . . etc) they pop up everywhere but you can always tell the wide difference between a Lion and a Duck . . .

@ Wham. It isn't a pencil work, I used a black pen.

This is outrageous! These 'innocent men' just went there for ice cream! We live in a world full of people who hate blacks! This is serious! All the man could have done (after they clobbered his family) was send them away with a smile, with swollen eyes, ponmo lips and only gums showing on his mouth after a round of asz whupping.

Well, the guy should be jailed for letting one of the idiots off the hook. . .

A quick sketch I did this afternoon.

Itoro, the Femme fatale. . .

This is pure comedy.

Na how Jesus come enter 'Okija' Satellite matter? Jesus don suffer o!

Thank God the hosting right went to Scotland!