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PoliticsRe: FG PANICS As Nigeria Loses 14 Billion Naira Daily!! by graphiti: 7:52pm On Jun 04, 2016
asadike:
So Buhari is now seeking the help of Jonathan? eh kwa? Buhari, u caused it all. From your infamous statement of making the country ungovernable for Jonathan to Dogs and Baboons soaking in blood to the 5% statement credited to u. Those statement smirk of hatred. Pls tell me, who is having the last laugh now? I think u should release Nnamdi Kanu and pacify him not because i love him nor am i his devotee. Infact, since i heard he advised our men to go for polygamy, i have got a second thought about him but he was able to pull a great crowd of followership within hours, he is the only one that can pacify the avengers not Jonathan. Allow Mr former president to enjoy his retirement in peace.
CXLVII:
u]Who suffers it?

The average and poor Nigerian[/u]


The Federal and States will downsize its workforce and probably still owe the few in service

Oil Multinationals, servicing company`s and other players will downsize or probably close operations which would cause massive unemployment

State allocation will reduce and it will stall the economy of the 36 states and Nigeria as a whole.



Its just a pity the Avengers think they re biting the Government when they re just indirectly pointing a gun at the average and poor Nigerian.



#The people Avengers believe they re attacking can never feel the consequence cos they re over-made



Hmmmmm......... definitely we shall see who laffs last!

#"win~war"~supercedes~"win~battle"

CrimeRe: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by graphiti: 5:57pm On Jun 04, 2016
Gaddafithe2nd:
Get rich or die syndrome. Na only Chukwu Okike Abiama fit help them. Lol....
Rotf...... Lwtmb!

CrimeRe: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by graphiti: 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2016
Gaddafithe2nd:
It sad bro, I felt sad when the man uttered that statement. Though, have read many articles which says, Southern Nigeria peddle drugs but Igbos are number one before other ethnic group that engages in this clandestine business. Despite the fact am not an Igbo, Igbos peddling drugs should put an end to this shady deals.
# Yimu!

If only wishes were horses bruv............
, if wishes were horses......
#DNA~tinz!
CrimeRe: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by graphiti: 5:15pm On Jun 04, 2016
Gaddafithe2nd:
The Thai investigator bashed Nigerians, the Igbos to be specific. Igbos done bring shame to this country.
When we talk, they'll say we hate/jealous/witch-hunt etc.

Thank God d WORLD now know d bad eggz amongst us!

Even d chinko-investigator specifically referred to dem as "d curse of Nigeria/Africa"

So sad!

CrimeRe: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by graphiti: 4:54pm On Jun 04, 2016
Runge:
Yes. They see you first as a Nigérian outside there. I wish those lost tribe of Israël can be granted indépendence so that they won't continue to give us bad name. Imagine 24 years old Guy into drug, smart people indeed. Yeye dey smell
24 even old o!
Imagine d 19yr old Nneka (girl 4 dt matter o) impersonating wizkid....... Imagine, at 19 and a girl?
Can we say it's a "DNA" thing?

CrimeRe: Nigerian And Thai Woman Arrested In Thailand Over Methamphetamine (pics) by graphiti: 4:45pm On Jun 04, 2016
YourNemesis:
Igbo elders, please talk to your wards na...
What kind of upbringing are children getting in the East for christ's sake?
They be like: "Nna,....... bia, show me de moneyyyyyyy!"

PoliticsRe: Shell Confirms Attacks, Suspends Operations Indefinitely by graphiti: 3:10pm On Jun 04, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Shell Confirms Attacks, Suspends Operations Indefinitely by graphiti:
Yorubanews:
Expect Ibos to love this news. They love violent actions against the Nigerian republic.
temptnow:
oh yes, the zoo must fall!!
Hehehehehe... My pipo talk say: "tick dey kill hinseff {small-small} e say hin dey kill dog".

Ok nah, we sha "saw"!

Lmfao + Rotf!

PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Oil Output Rises To 1.6mbpd by graphiti: 1:16am On Jun 04, 2016
Mynd44:
I heard it takes 3 days to fix ruptured pipelines. Seems it is true
Saboteurs be like:

PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Oil Output Rises To 1.6mbpd by graphiti: 12:47am On Jun 04, 2016
989900:
If the pipelines were allowed to work, Fashola and Kachikwu's efforts would have been yielding astounding results for us in terms of lower pump prices, stronger Naira, and Power supply .

OTOH, my wild guess is, the pipelines were probably pre-rigged.

Those touts would soon run out of options.

The saboteurs keep hyping NDA's atrocities yet drool over failure of d govt 2 reach its power-output targeted goalz.

Now tell me who does dt!

PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Oil Output Rises To 1.6mbpd by graphiti: 12:42am On Jun 04, 2016
modath:
Learned so too... 3 days give or take...

Looking like the 0 level threat will remain a pipe dream (no pun intended).... Maybe a situation of boom at a go sha, but the hit and run interval? Kolewerk!!!

This news will either be a good omen or a bad omen, either ways, Que Sera Sera...
I-poops+NDA+SAN {Saboteurs Association of Nigeria} be like:

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Die If He Visits Ogoniland - Niger Delta Avengers by graphiti: 11:54pm On Jun 01, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Lols and you think that to kill a President is easy?
Do they know his tight security and sss.
Thats a suicide mission
Kimmon........,

dt's mah niggah niggress!!!

FamilyRe: I Told My Wife To Cut Her Hair by graphiti: 10:31pm On Jun 01, 2016
ladyF:
*sigh* what is wrong with diversity? I'm not saying spend over 50k to buy weavon, no, that's not my point. If your wife is preparing okro soup for you every day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, you no go tire?

Sometimes we let out our hair that we suffered to grow, sometimes we fix, sometimes we braid, sometimes we do chukwu or basket or all back, but demanding that a woman cuts her hair because of demons, nah, that's wrong on all levels. angry
Kk. Noted

Hahahahahahahaha... d underlined got me rotf.
"shuku" u meant. "Chukwu" na God 4 east o!
Lolz
PoliticsRe: Former Militants Urge Niger Delta Avengers To Surrender by graphiti: 4:11pm On Jun 01, 2016
lollystiver:
He said it no individual or group can fight government and that just the truth....... Biafra hiding behind NDA Buh haven't bomb any pipeline in there region to support NDA smh

FamilyRe: I Told My Wife To Cut Her Hair by graphiti: 4:04pm On Jun 01, 2016
ladyF:
You did what!!!! angryIf I'm getting you right, your argument is women should cut their hair because of the demons in attachment? Hahahahaha!!! C'mon this is really shallow reasoning na... Or you want your wife 4 be looking unattractive so that men will not be eyeing her.. Talk true o OP. If this is the case, your insecurity has gone beyond the high heavens, God be with you Sir. grin

Abeg I go manage the demons and trust God to keep me. Hair that I suffered to grow. cheesy Ain't cutting any hair for anybody.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Good! Don't cut....... but what baffles me is attaching Brazilian/Peruvian/Ghanaian/Togolese hair/wig to ds same hair u #suffered~to~grow!

PoliticsRe: I’ll Do Everything Necessary To Secure Oil Facilities In Niger Delta — Buhari by graphiti: 3:29pm On Jun 01, 2016
splendid2:
Pls I need an urgent answer. I tried posting this on job section bt service reply said I can't post there, maybe because I just joined nairaland. Please is anyone aware of Chevron work schorlarship program. I thought it was real, till they told me to pay money for lodging for the time d training will last, then I started double mind. Please anyone dt knows or hv information should help me.
If u haff any free money to dash, u can go ahead,........ but if not den #use~ur~head they us it for u!
PoliticsRe: Could This Be Why @Niger Delta Avengers Are Blowing Up Pipelines?(Pic by graphiti: 11:23am On Jun 01, 2016
Saintbonnie:
But it's still their region they're destroying. They would wish they never did that the day attention shifts from oil.
Hmmmmm..... words on marble!

TravelRe: Engaged Man Dies In Accident In Kebbi State by graphiti: 11:09am On Jun 01, 2016
The Blood of Jesus!!!
TravelRe: Engaged Man Dies In Accident In Kebbi State by graphiti: 11:07am On Jun 01, 2016
PoliticsRe: Atiku And Ezekwesili At The Launch Of The Book "We Are Biafrans" by graphiti: 10:32pm On May 31, 2016
omojesu202:
...
this guys are really powerful....
Biafra book lunch chaired by Atiku .
hmnnn....they want to technically turn Biafra to a joke.
do u feel same ?
One musician bin talk am dat time say : "confusion breaki bonu, yekpa!"

PoliticsRe: FG Deploys 5 Warships, 100 Gunboats, Fighter Jets To Delta Creeks by graphiti: 3:04pm On May 31, 2016
chanezzar0world:
NDA blows up pipelines: Ipob youths:shout yeeeeeee! Nigeria is going down .
NDA blows up another chevron pipeline: Ipob youth screams this are true freedom fighters, they can never be caught this is the end of Nigeria.
NDA blows up agip and NNpc pipelines: Ipob youths screams Nigeria would soon start producing 0 barrel of oil and the zoo will fall
Buhari askes for patience nd coperation: ipob youths says he is scared and can do nothing, Tot you guys said a new sheriff is in town
Buhari tells the military flush out the NDA, :Ipob youhts :how can they flush out spirits, it's not possible, in their own creeks, they will fail, this is not Boko Haram,
NA starts operation in the Niger Delta: ipob youths: Buhari will end up at the icc, he will be tried for war crimes and genocide
NA catches suspected suspected NDA: Ipob youths : they ve caught innocent citizens, if not where are the pictures, anytime they kill or catch Boko Haram they usually release pictures
Nigeria army releases pictures of ten suspected NDA with evidences: Ipob youths: this re not the exact people, they were watching football nd were picked with these gadgets, lol!
Summary: Ipob youth is synonymous with stupidity!
I am Niger Delta, I do not support terrorism, I do not support miscreants or militancy, I still believe in dialogue as the best option, I believe our problems are not caused by tribe or religion, but by lack of sincere genuine nd sacrificial leaders! I still believe in one Nigeria
Ur own don be 2day!

Watch as d ipoops gon' label u Yolloba man!

The underlined got me in stitches!


Lmfao + Rotf!!!

PoliticsRe: Scorecard Of PMB’s 1st Year In Office by graphiti: 2:15pm On May 31, 2016
STARGREEN:
It seems u have comprehension
issues. Never mind with open mind
theirs room for improvement.
No qualms!

Sure am itching to learn.........

Beep me when u are sober tho!

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Avert Attacks On Pipelines At Gulobokri, Ewele by graphiti: 7:27pm On May 30, 2016
tsdarkside:
rubbish-people...

they said we need transformation,we agreed with them and helped them to vote jonathan in 2011.....because we like them....

but what happend??...

17`000 dead,people that we dont even understand claimed caliphat,people that dont even have a educational-proffesion became billionaers....stealing is not corruption??(i dont even understand what that means) huh huh huh....ghost-federal-workers in the ten thousands...you have a ak47,you are automaticaly employed by the federal-goverment......extremly bossos that think listening to a radio broadcast makes you automaticaly a proffesor......people cheering vandalization of privat properties..............

now we said,we dont want this,you said give us what we want or we fight you??.....

which typ of rubbish is this??....

biafrans are rubbish-people!!!...
Nna, I taya 4 dem o!
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore; APC Was Unprepared For Governance by graphiti: 3:15pm On May 30, 2016
LesbianBoy:
Don't be deceived people! This bastard is still an APC apologist! Just negodu his tribalistic looking face! angry
e pain am die!

Lmfao + Rotf!!!

TravelRe: Nigerians Create Problems In Goa, India: India Minister Dilip Parulekar by graphiti: 1:56pm On May 30, 2016
princetigris:
@Minister Dilip... Not Nigerians but IPOD/Biafra miscreants.
.
.
#Quote me anyhow and DIE BY FIRE.
#TEAM1NIGERIA
airsaylongcon:
In one post you contradict yourself! You claim "Biafrans" are non-nigerians and then simultaneously promote one Nigeria undecided
ernecy:
a hypocrite is what u are..you talk of one Nigeria, but still don't know what it means.
Hehehehehe..., see ds ones!
The chap knows exactly What he's saying.



Ok, amongst d 4 of us (i can assure u no one is looking/hearing) airsaylongcon and ernecy, in ur church minds, do u consider urselves Nigerians or biaflans?

Talk true make devil bend!


Ipoops/biaflans no longer consider dem selves as Nigerians and d rest of us haff come 2 live with it.
Now when u commit ur (typical) crimes, u now remember u carry Nigerian passport!






Mtcheww!


If I hear?!

TravelRe: Nigerians Create Problems In Goa, India: India Minister Dilip Parulekar by graphiti: 1:46pm On May 30, 2016
labamo07:
Indians sef add their mouth join. Naija don turn meta ten kobo.............
Nor be dia fault nah!

If not for all ds #bring~back~our~corruption pipo, dem 4 get mouth yarn opata?!
TravelRe: Nigerians Create Problems In Goa, India: India Minister Dilip Parulekar by graphiti: 1:33pm On May 30, 2016
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TravelRe: Nigerians Create Problems In Goa, India: India Minister Dilip Parulekar by graphiti:
QuotaSystem:
We non drug-trafficking Nigerian know who the culprits really are... undecided

Next time be more specific please cheesy
Vorp:
We know them, they are the hardworking tribe..
Victorvexz:
We know them, the are the self-acclaimed Jews from the yeast
These Indians sef!

They are bunch of ingrates!

How can u call pipo who yaff come 2 develop ya country criminals?!

Hian, u guys shld count ur selves lucky 2 haff hardworking pipos in ya country!

Mtcheww!

PoliticsRe: You Looked Very Sick We Wish You Quick Recovery- PDP Responds To Buhari's Speech by graphiti: 9:32am On May 30, 2016
KINGwax007:
oh..I am.

And u guys shld stop worrying abt coming back.. You're dead.. PDP is dead. People (except the eastern monkeys) wld rather vote KOWA than PDP..
PDP dead? I laff in swahili!

If there's a worse word abeg use am!

Through greed, tribal bigotry and hatred for anyone who doesn't speak "our language", our "pipo" have succeeded in making the largest political party in Africa to be a regional/eastern party!!!

Sooooooooo SMH!

Tell me who does that!

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Avert Attacks On Pipelines At Gulobokri, Ewele by graphiti: 11:42pm On May 29, 2016
Dimienedonkz:
Thank you for your reply that is devoid of insult like other zombies. I am a lawyer and I know what I am talking about . I am corps member under the ministry of justice and when I come across some accused persons I feel like crying. Nigeria is bleeped up big time,....... I hate Nigeria....... .
Dimienedonkz:
[b]Story, zombies your New Sheriffat in town has dropped food for you to celebrate.
Fake news, arrested occupants/tenants of Tompolo guest house and you called it mopping of members of NDA. Fools
Dimienedonkz:
Please stop interfering in a discourse that is superfluous to your shallow and tribal bigoted mind.
Hehehehehe....., earthworm forming python!

You called d poo u typed there {in red} deep, patriotic and undogmatic?



Rotf!!!


Eyahhhhh......, ever since ur hero lost d 2015 presidential election u and ur ilks have shown strong discontentment 4 ds administration.

Sorry to burst ur bubbles bloke, d "new sherrifat" has 7 more yrs to rule ur disgruntled lots. I know it's frustrating, but there's little or noffin u can do about it!

The best u lots can do is to commit suicide but u aren't man/woman enuff 2 do it.

Even ur number 1 hero had to cowardly scamper to Ivory Coast dressed as a sissy after leading close to 2 million of innocent souls to their untimely grave!

Look u have 2 options: either u live with being a full-fledged Nigerian or... or.... #lagoon-loading.

Pls, choose wisely!

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Avert Attacks On Pipelines At Gulobokri, Ewele by graphiti: 8:52pm On May 29, 2016
Dimienedonkz:
Story, zombies your New Sheriffat in town has dropped food for you to celebrate.
Fake news, arrested occupants/tenants of Tompolo guest house and you called it mopping of members of NDA. Fools
Dimienedonkz:
Thank you for your reply that is devoid of insult like other zombies . I am a lawyer and I know what I am talking about that, 98% of arrestees in Nigeria are innocent. I am corps member under the ministry of justice and when I come across some accused persons I feel like crying. They can just pick someone from the road and the next day label him a arm robber. Nigeria is bleeped up big time , the innocent ones are always the culprit. I hate Nigeria because of our security personnel, they are very pathetic. I had a case last week where I was supposed to be the state counsel but I told my boss I ain't going for the case because I am 100% convinced the boy is innocent
gbemoh:
Statement like 'I hate Nigeria' makes your comment like the rest of the wailing pack.
What can you do to make it loved?? You a Corper, 98% is exaggerating facts 'the law'. Have you ever lost family members to armed criminals ??
Rotf!

U can always spot descendants of children of hate! - always filled with venom no matter how hard they try to hide it behind #sweet~words.

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Avert Attacks On Pipelines At Gulobokri, Ewele by graphiti: 8:33pm On May 29, 2016
mrvitalis:
They said the avengers is more equipped than the Nigerian military, and when the army attack they will shout ICC AND armesty international

No one can fight the government, even tompolo said so

I stand with Nigeria, am a Nigerian and will die as one
When mosquito was "chopping" person, them nor talk o, but when person kill mosquito dem children of hate be like: insect abuse.

Rotf!

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