₦airaland Forum

midnighter:
Hahahahahaha! Please please dont let me laugh myself into Harmattan cough, please please omgsh hahahaha!

am been serious here. Even my igbo female friends and course mates are either repentant drunkards or still takes a bottle or 4

midnighter:
Lol the funny thing is that I dont even drink

Seriously? Jokes apart HV lived in north all my life and HV always harboured this feeling that an average igbo lady (eastern) drinks heavily and rides a bicycle . my short road trip across Abia, imo, calabar even akwa ibom buttressed this point

shogsman:
Stop exhibiting your foolishness all over the place,using your brain before you talk won't kill you.

You didn't even make a point all you did was exhibit your foolishness without provocation. Next time, its not a must to comment or quote anyone just look and pass even if we ain't both in the same school of thought. HV fun

Fuqman:
Shutup.

Oko olosho spotted

GidiWoodsMan:
People should stop asking for full story here unless they've never seen the Lagos Environmental task force in action!

It's usually a war zone where people's wares are being stolen and their meagre means of livelihood destroyed, and anything can happen in such a violence-laden atmosphere, the stone that took this man out might actually have been intended for an armed police man....government officials need to start treating the less-privileged with compassion & underatanding to avoid tragedies like this

I witnessed one around that berger to Akiode axis that was sept. I guess the so called task force were on rampage. They kept throwing peoples wares not minding it cost money etc. I was around that First bank then. At the end, I realised they even locked some people mostly women inside their black maria. Men I felt so bad for the people. Even the Nigerian army that most Nigerians misunderstand won't act in such manner

pocohantas:
Did he kill someone? Any small thing, you people will say "he/she must have done something".

Killing humans like chickens.

So we need to wait till he kills someone? All this trigger happy police men started somewhere hope you know? Perhaps from little slapping to cursing and finally they decided to pick up arms since they weren't checkmated


And mark my words when I said if he hadn't done something GRUESOME

This folks should not just make mouth, let them give us something to talk about. Something pound for pound, something after the order of Earnie shavers Vs Larry Holmes

nuban07:
This Okene-Lokoja expressway has been a danger zone for many years. The security forces should take note of that axis.
May the dead rest in peace

Before it was obajana to okene.. The dangote constructed road stopped the crime around there

Okoroawusa:
This is comment just proved my point

Whatever rocks your boat

Okoroawusa:
I am not a Christian



I am not a Muslim


So you guys can knock yourselves out.


But, from experience I know that if El-Rufai had demolished a church........ wahala


If El-Rufai was a Christian governor n he demolished this mosque......... wahala


After all you will say you are worshipping "God"

mtchew!

Baba am a Christian as well Nd my dad z a Muslim in fact I even grew up sweeping mosque and moping. But fact remain that elrufai z a religion bigot. He knows how to play that game well and most a times his gullible followers succumb. If you stay in Kaduna u will understand what I mean.

helinues:
Oya wailers

El rufai has just demolished a mosque

I heard that he converted to Christianity yesterday night

I believe you don't even stay anywhere near Kaduna. What the miserable op refuse to tell you his he his building a very bigger mosque close to the demolished one. In the game of playing religious politics am so unarmed but elrufai is a king.


Go to Christians area in Kaduna and you will understand. Start from televison see their state of road, go to station round about once u leave the mosque go towards barnawa market and you will cry at the eye sore called road. Go to narayi area (Karji) and see the roads, go to sabo area in fact to enjoy the christian areas most go during raining season and see if your car will remain the same. Op never mentioned that but the demolished mosque where he his building a bigger one is what z masturbating about. Compare this so called roads with The Muslims area. Infact I dare you to name a Muslim area in Kaduna with a bad road.

How dump can the op be. Check very close to that waff road and u Will see the construction of a bigger mosque. Instead of the waff road mosque let him demolish that mosque in bypass that causes old up every Friday or perhaps .Let elrufai fox the christian area roads that is so dapidated. Go to sabo, Signboard areas towards goningora street. The roads are extremely bad. Compare it with Kaduna north side those kawo metropolis that links to Maliki etc and see how awesome the roads are. Go to barnawa, television (inside). Am those Christians area and you will cry. I recently plyd that goninigora street in sabo in my bid to get something at ostrich and the car I was using almost hang. So dear op as much as u r mentioning waff mosque, also let them know his building a bigger one. And if you doubt am going to town tomorrow I can get u a pix of it

iluvdonjazzy:
that's because I took it away.

Alright enjoy it bro.

Lagos wey no get chill. I will never support jungle justice though but the said lastma olajide should understand they can't stone the man when he haven't done anything gruesome.


Nigerians are actually scared of uniform even if na Gtbank security uniform and it will take extra gut and offence to make this romantic scene happen

Op you can't buy your beans and dodo by the road side in peace again. You must do everything possible for cheap likes by trolling Oriental. People like you are what the hate speech is meant for. Meanwhile oriental Parking lot is even better than where u snapped that sacrifice

Saintmary:
Very simple, he could use earphones to prevent disturbance, and if she complains, he can point out that he is trying to please her by staying in bed all night.

All this stress in the name of marriage......


Seriously... Z marriage this complicated?

Playstation1:
lemme drop a plan for the way forward for those of us still young and not yet ready for women wahala...
1: Hustle
2: Continue hustling
3: Keep hustling, and by this stage u must have done well financially, and can provide and flex urself. then
4: ENROLL FOR THE BABY MAMA PROGRAM
5: Continue hustling and balling why doing stipends for baby mama and child
5: By now u must have grown financially okay and well doing. then
6: BOOM- ANOTHER BABY MAMA ENROLLED, LOADED AND DELIVERED
7: Keeping the hustling spirit and been a boss and a baller at the same time, u must have acheived alot like:
Owned a car
Completed ur house
Explored all varieties of pu**y
8: Been a boss, continue pu**y exploration while developing urself
9: Another baby mama must now be Enrolled and delivered
10: Saved enough $$$,
11: Now in the later stage of life mid to late 60's get urself a good old evening newspaper to co-habit with and take care of eachother for there is noting more to explore in life again.
#happy life no girl nagging

You won't make heaven bro..... But uve got some valid point sha

The man is obviously marrying into a cheap skate family. He as noting to worry about the olori ebi seems to be a drunken master and the whole family

Midoda:
Oga we no wan know when you finish school o,once you sport that khaki you be corper.Leave the remaining details for your village people.

Hmm deep.

dannybrasky:
Not again!

Finally..... Here comes salvation

Readonee35L:
I keep coming here to meet these kind of threads.

Threads like this makes my day... I hope and pray for more of it.


Why haven't I read dannybrasky comment yet.....

Till the economy is user friendly, it will remain like that


Meanwhile for the kids out there don't forget

D for goat

H for Onion

R for Orange

J for mosquito

IamDino:
Lmao. It is.
When you're gone, you won't be bothered about "life challenges".

Red flag.... This guy needs to be monitored biko..... Perhaps arrested a d charged for suicidal speech its unloyal to bail on us all in this Buhari regime. Let the hardship pass bro then you can go if you so wish

healthserve:
Lack of fulfillment in life at 21-23?

You wont understand sir. You see at that age, most youths are busy painting that ideal life they want and a little hitch to that plans might cause a lot. I had my share of things when I was 19. I just got my heart broken the 2nd time by the Nigerian defence academy and been the kinda guy I was who hardly talk to pple, share my thoughts, share my mindset or even talk abt the bad side of life. Suicide was just popping into my head.


Well I decided to pour my heart to my mum who prayed with me and made me realise at 19 I wasn't a failure yet and I can. Still give Nda one more trial or two. This was all I needed to pull through. A good advise from someone I cherish and she was even like if per adventure I think of suicide I shud imagine the aftermath of it on her. I can't bare to see my mum unhappy so I disposed the thought of suicide just because I spoke to someone. Goes by saying the next year afterwards I got the admission HV always yearn for and even though life didn't ho along with the plans I made but its going fine after all. My sister on her part invited me to the outside world in nairaland form and I realised I was even better than a lot of youths out there. I won't be surprised if that guy was like me who never talk to pple abt what goes in on his head etc.


I hope you get my point though

Jaqenhghar:
Monkeys. They will pass that bill and nothing will happen. If una dare do that protest awon greatbrian and his boys will be there to do what they do best
Una never see anything. Shey una dey laugh Sowore.

Hmmmm

DonBenny77:
Chai all these girls with staphilococus infection oh!
Did you skin dive?

He obviously did. Can't you see the pain in his writeup?

TeeFeh:
LOL he is actually good in bed, but thats not what I will eat when he asks me to marry him someday

Zero that part. He won't even ask you to marry him. His just using you to pass time until a fresher pussy shows up to sit on his rooster. If you are a Toyota product am sure your mileage for done enter 250000 and it can't record any again.

IamAnderson:
that has more honour than you

His not denying the fact

Damilolagboye:
Sold

In your dreams.