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Dechymmytv:
we still have your number. We are not been active for some time now, whatsapp has been banning our numbers for over one month now.. We will come back when they stop it...

Ok, sorry for that,you guys were really trying,and I love how you bring people together on hook up Wednesday's.

The man must be very rich looking how good his kids are, meaning he takes care of their responsibilities.
Geez like how much will he spend on his family monthly?
Let's say cost of feeding is N500/meal for the children and N1000/ meal for the wives.
500 * 3 * 33= N49500
N1000 * 3 * 4 =N12000
Total = 61500 daily on food
Monthly is N1845000 on food alone
School fees
Clothes and other Accessories
Chai

Some Americans want to look like the devil so they disfigure their body with tattoos and perform body modifications to have horns,just to look scary.
Ignoramus, Satan or Lucifer or devil or Morning Star or Samael is a very beautiful Angelic being. He has no horn,he is not black,he has no tail neither does he hold a pitchfork.
He is the most beautiful creature of God yet,an instrumentalist,a very good singer .
Infact he looks so gentle and calm that the book of Isaiah let us know that when we see him,we will be surprised that" is this the person that shook the world"

Dechymmytv:
keep dreaming, anu ohia

You guys still dey? Looks like you deleted my number from your device cos I don't see your updates and status again

Guyman02:
You are a bastard, you want to use porn viruses to gain access to people's phones via Nairaland link

You people have been told many times not to quote this kind of comments,just report them. The reason is that the comment has been deleted now but because you quoted him,the link is still here. If Mod remove your own post too you will complain.
Please don't ever quote these porn/scam comments again,just report them,they will be deleted.

Saruffie:
Someone should please assist.
I can't cast(mirror) my DStv Now Video(picture) from my android fone unto my TV via a miracast dongle I just bought from Jumia. Only the sound(Audio) is enabled.
But Startimes mobile app, YouTube & Mobdro worked very well now. Both Video & Audio displayed on the TV.
Kindly proffer solution. Thank you

You should have bought the Miracast dongle in a shop where it will be tested and you will see how it works.

Of course we know how it goes. I only pity the hateful lots that carry Nigerian politics on their heads and decides to hate fellow innocent Nairalanders for no reason.

This isn't natural,it's either she went nuts or she was charmed aka village missiles. And where the hell was these kids guardian angels?

Sometimes I used to wonder,is this how hateful and bitter I would have been if I am from that side like these Nairalanders above?
How do these people even sleep with so much hate and anger and bitterness because of stupid politics and loss of elections?
The worst is that 98% of them are like that,both the rich and poor, educated and illiterates, online and offline,na wao, God forbid bad thing .
Can't bring myself to hate my enemies,not to talk of people I have never met or those that have never hurt me,just because I think they voted for someone. Bunch of losers

KingAzubuike:
when has it become the duty of the military to offer free medicals to civilians. They should focus more on their wounded and crippled soldiers scattered all over the country and not civilians. Common sense should tell you they are on a mission to eliminate IPOBs living in Lagos with a deadly vaccine gotten with the help of the American CIA.

When it comes to intelligent discourse learn to stay out of the discussion,keep to what you do best in your shop in Aba or Onitsha or wherever da Fu ck it is. Mo ron

Oluwatosean:
CLICK

I doubt this was made by the Kenyans....

Saw this in a foreign movie.. Can't remember the movie though

Orange is the New Black?

ifyalways:
Looks like a small school boy, so there's no age restriction on this bet thing, anybody can walk into a bet shop?

That's the problem with Nigeria,we copy a lot but we don't copy right. In United State nobody can buy beer if he/she is not 18years or 21years of age in some states. If you look too young to be 21, your ID is requested. Nobody will sell beer to you as a minor,such bar or store or club will be shut down.
Same goes for betting or watching certain rated movies in cinema.
But Nigeria they send children to buy cigarettes,beer and to play bet on their behalf.

Princejebs:
I am facing exactly what you just wrote.
I have been using my system for more than a year without replacing the Ba3 with a new one, I was using it like a desktop.
So today, I decided to change the Ba3 but the Ba3 is not charging and not reducing. I have tried a friend charger with it and is still the same thing.
When i remove the Ba3 and plug it directly, it turn on and the the Ba3 Icon was writing 255%
Please help @computerboy and others.

You should have taken your laptop along to where you bought the battery,so that you can test it immediately. The seller would have helped you troubleshoot if the new battery is bad or it's your AC adapter or from your PC .
From what you wrote up there about your battery icon showing 255%, even when you have removed the battery,the fault might be from your PC motherboard because when you disconnect battery, battery icon doesn't show %, it only shows "AC plugged in".
Take it to an Engineer,let him test different adapters,with and without battery connected. He will be able to know if the fault is the battery or adapter or PC.

hisexcellency34:
Man seen selling catapults on a busy Lagos road.. do people still use catapults?

Desperate times call for desperate measures. When hunger hits the right place,your brain will reset,you have no choice than to device a way to make money even if to buy a plate of rice

whereismyhope:


So sharp guy went to collect money for wedding from Yahaya Bello, now he has lost his voice totally. What people do for money huh....



MODIFIED:

Good people of NL kindly help a brother going through some financial hard times in whatever way you can. I can't help my present predicament. Pls show some love and empathy to me

You don't have sense,I mean really senseless. So you are still going to beg and you are calling 9ice a begger? You expect his fans to help you? Next time be neutral as a begger, shameless I diot

According to who
How long have you been married? Well this is 2019 where you can write any trash from the corner of your room,if you have a smart phone, internet connection and Nairaland membership

MsAdanna:
JUST BECAUSE I DID NOT FALL FOR HIS CHEAP SCHEMES DOES NOT MEAN HE IS NOT A SCAMMER

Most of you call Nigeria a zoo,the truth is, that is why most of you are still walking freely instead of being in jail. If you try this in developed country,you will lose all you have ever worked for to this guy or you go to jail,but this is Nigeria,where we get away with nocturnal animalistic behaviours.
50 cent saw a sex tape of his ex online,he then posted it on his social media. He was sued and had to pay about $8m or so,not sure.
Character assassination is a great offence in countries where things are working.

This is beautiful.
As we hustle daily we should have time to do something like this to ourselves and loved ones cos our body deserves it truly. There is this peace of mind you get in such a place as this because of it's serene environment,that you might not get where you live.
Spend your money to extend your life and have good health,life is not just about saving and investment,if you die,they will cry and move on,then use your money on lasciviousness

Chicagoesontop:
This is bad, what prompts you to open the pillow, ? maybe the smell . I bought my own pillow at shoprite and it is all in feather , some girls dey fear me as a spiritualist anytime they woke up and see feathers scatter on the bed, some dey even shout blood of brother J in exclaimation of fear !!

How much was it? In the 90s,the pillows produced by Vita foam has cotton wool like material inside,it never flattens,I used it for years. But now,you get a pillow only for you to see it flattened after few weeks.

The government should be criticized to keep them on their toes,and opposition should be vibrant so as to give the masses an option.
But when I see certain criticism,I don't take them serious,I don't see them as Patriots with Goodwill towards the nation,why?
Because of their obsession towards a particular leader, fueled by fire of unbridled unprecedented hatred towards another human.
We know they hate the country, they are sad hearing any good news about the progress of the economy,yet they wake up 3am to make a post on Nairaland on how the economy is bad, confused bunch.
Speak for yourself,as for me and my family,I never had it this good,God is my witness.

The stones will be broken down gradually as Automobiles pass on it. I guess

yemmsykayanmata:
After service

All those jargons or epistle up there will make people patronize you,what are you selling really? Is it Tablets or powder or liquid or herbal or modern medicine? No pictures nothing,how is it used,how does it work nothing,for how long should it be used nothing,what are the sides effect nothing,do we have to keep buying and using it over and over or those it have dosage that brings full treatment or cure
Na wao

Evangkatsoulis:
But if no one wants to receive, how can one give?
Receiving is as much a gift as is giving....(somewhere in the shariya ki sugmad).

I just wanted to pass the message that when a thread like this comes up,we should try to be among those who are willing to give not those willing to receive.

LearnITsmash:
Many people are blinded by religion in this country, they will be mixing their evil ways with false hypocritical religious lifestyle, big dingbats

So whose side are you on exactly? Freeze or Frank or satan

AwkaetitiBabe:
Nigerian matter tire me. But let's be hopeful, I'm sure people got things they don't need and want to give out.

Personally I got things I want to give out,let me see how the thread will evolve first

Perfectdanny:
oya give mummy back ha phone. We af ya yu

You still have the guts to talk? You have no shame I diot,broke as s Moda f**ker
Phone is your problem in 2019 when primary school pupils now carry phones? Poverty kee u there

ifyalways:
I dont believe the story one bit. The man will not keep the result since the children are his, he would destroy it and move on.

You have sense, imagine he even kept it loosely where the wife can find it.

iLegendd:
Since that 2017, the person accused of acting like a crazy clown has achieved what he can't achieve. Still, the mature clown is continuously battling with depression.

Some of them have deactivated, some have committed suicide, some are still roaming and abusing, but the crazy clown is always smiling to the bank. Wisdom isn't cheap, so these people can't afford it.

The moral of the story is: when people abuse you continuously, it means they wish to be like you, but can't. So, they get angry and abuse you. They want to bring you down to their level. FLEE!

Guy you tried oh shooo someone dissed you in 2017, he made a comment in 2019 and you still remember him dissing you almost 3 years after chai I salute you oh,I guess we were created differently. For me there is no moniker here that I can remember dissing or abusing me,not even in the past month,infact not even in the past week.
Nairaland is a faceless forum,there are lots of frustrated dudes here,true but ain't most Nigerians frustrated?
Many don't really mean things they say,most of the vile comments here are a result of heat of arguments. That's how I see it.

It's more blessed to give than to receive...(somewhere in the Bible )

Perfectdanny:
My phone has been going off and on everytime. Its been my source of income since i lost my job.

please o make put food back for my mouth o. Any android phone would be ok.

Get out of here,go and create a thread if you want to beg,this thread is for those who has something to give not beggers. Shame on you,even if you want to exhibit your entitlement mentality,at least offer something to others also.
You guys make me sick that's why most rich people don't want to have anything to do with the poor, most poor people have poor mentality.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Good Day everyone!

The much anticipated Christmas Giveaway is here! Can't say it's first of a kinda but I can definitely say it would be the best to come (hopefully).

So here's how it's gonna go,

- Take a picture of things you don't need or not using, be it old devices, clothes, shoes, makeup, bags, whatever comes to mind!

- Post it here on the thread and indicate your location so that an interested party can reach out.


It's very simple!

Now say you have no item to give but would love to contribute, you could gift recharge cards, apps, ebooks....even bitcoins

Even your services would be appreciated!

Nothing is too small guys

God bless each and everyone of you and we all contribute to make this a success!

Are we ready?!


P. S, Scammers should steer clear please

The previous editions were turned to beggers rendezvous, nobody was willing to give instead many came here and posted long list of things they need from others.
Op,the little comments so far show how non conformist to simple rules mosts Nigerians are. The rule states that post a picture of items you want to give out and your location,but no one who has commented so far as done that.