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Stop whining,you were charged according to Opay ride paying standard. Next time take Keke or Okada. It's not like they will notice if you didn't patronize them.
Goosh,is it poverty mentality or what? Nigerians are cheats,yet they complain about everything and everyone cheating them.
Glo credits finish quickly,Mtn data doesn't last,Airtel are thieves,DStv are scammers,bla bla bla.
STFU,go hustle so as not to complain about your 1.5gb subscription not lasting for a month,goosh

princessayesha:
My sister has been married for almost 13yrs now without a child. I wonder how she would feel if she sees this.

Oh my may God remember her. Please she should not depend on miracles only,she can try medical solutions who seems to be gaining ground nowadays. I believe it is God that gave medical knowledge to us has a blessing. So everything we enjoy in the world are miracles.

I blame Poverty.
Most Broke dudes are always angry, looking for who to transfer their aggression to. Most Nairalanders fall into this category.
They log into Nairaland daily just so they could curse and engage in unnecessary arguments

@Op who do you think you are? Heaven's record keeper? Or hell's attendance registrar?

NwaAmaikpe:



In your best interest and for safety sake.
If he has gone mad, take him to Oye Emene or Ogbete main market and leave him there.

There are so many other mad people there.

Once a mad person is always a mad person...before he wakes up one night and sends all of you to purgatory before your time.

Shalom.

I don't blame you,I blame the slowpokes who always like your posts because you are on the same side with them when it comes to politics,thereby feeding your ego.
Just so you know,I might actually be the only Nairalander who has never ever liked any one of your attention seeking,w hore mongerin g posts,spits

Heart of man is wicked. This wickedness surpasses social, geographical, tribal or religious boundaries. That's why it's not good to term the whole of Fulani tribe has killers because of the heinous crimes of few of them or term Northerners has terrorists because of the cowardly acts of few of them.
Those responsible for this evil are probably close relatives and family members or same clan men, whatever happens to blood is thicker Because of one land that after you die your bodies will end up adding to it's nutritional value.

Holywizard:
Hello Nairalanders.
I'm a young graduate that is into side hustling due to the fact that is no available job yet.
My side hustle deals with money transactions on a daily basis and I'm in a market place.
I've been observing lately that my money keeps disappearing mysteriously after my daily sales and I'm always careful in my dealing. The truth is that I'm not the only one witnessing this.
I've been told to put bitter cola in my bag and it seems not to be stopping it.
Please how can I put a stop to this?

Paranoia
Your money is not disappearing,stop being fallacious. Why would anyone who has the power to make money disappear patronize you a petty trader,when he could go to Banks and give them the money so as to make billions disappear from banks.

The topic gat me lol
See the way you said it like it's something strange like vampire attack or zombie epidemic taken over the world lol
Welcome to 2019, hoes goin be hoes remember,so next time lower your expectations from a relationship, so as to reduce the shock level

AntiBrutus:
2018, your gf was in her early 20s

May 2019, she was 22

Fast forward to Oct 2019, she is now 21.


Truly you are stingy. Considering how you keep taking out of her age without adding to it.

Nairaland FBI Agent spotted,well done

enshi:
Have been dating this girl for a year now.. She is on her Industrial training and would be in her finals next year. She is 21. To the best of my ability I try to be responsible for her especially in things I reason to be necessary..

We were having a little talk (argumentative) and she said I am a stringy man and that my love for money is on the very high side..

I tried asking her why she thinks I am stingy and she gave me an instance of a day I sent her money to buy fish for for us and that I didn't send an extra money for tfare ..

My people this is a girl I intend to wife. Right now I think she would never value my efforts and I see her as an ingrate.. Pls advise

This is not enough reason to think she won't appreciate your efforts when you get married. You were arguing remember,we say things we don't mean when we angry or during arguments.
Give her another chance,since this is her first time. If she repeats this repeatedly then you can know there's a problem.

Slimsly100:
Abeg where this doctor dey get him own info from, cos I never hear this one before o

Hmmm Naso,if you have will you tell us

mascot87:
I need money to pay for my school fee and people are sharing thousands on recharge card to vote on big brother. What kind of country did I find myself ?

You need school fees? What an entitled mentality. Nobody owes you anything. They worked for their money and spent it the way the please. Go make your own money and spend it how you like.

They didn't escape,they were freed after a random naira notes has changed hands.

ZombieTAMER:
This guy is under a spell


Look at what he brought home

A living trailer

Senseless comment from a senseless moniker

Dead on Arrival
Some things can't go together because they almost exactly opposite of each other.

chigoziri2403:
For it is written, it is not good for a man(chimp) to be alone,
The chimp probably died from HYPOACTIVE SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER (HSDD)
72 virgin apes await him in monkeys paradise

Is there anything like that? Why not write a post about this,it's stuff like this that we need on FP for enlightenment.

officialfestus:
Help is like a seed,it grows when planted....let my helper locate me quick oh lord

Rubbish,why not pray for you to locate those who need help? No,it will be stupid to pray such senseless prayer, everybody wants helper,who have you helped?
Africans and their selfish entitled attitude,no wonder most Nigerians are scammers and their es with all the religion we carry on our head.

Scammers,I am sure they started when they were young, God as catch you,may you rot in jail No peace for the wicked, anything of worth you have gathered from scamming will all vanish like flames .
I dislike scammers so much,the only people I dislike more than scammers are people who supports scammers. May all their hard earned money be lost to thieves too so that they will know how it feels

opalu:
If you ask me, INEC should have an internal mechanism for fighting corruption within its system. EFCC can easily be used as a ploy to force the INDEPENDENT commission to dance to their tunes before gubernatorial elections as we have upcoming in Kogi and Bayelsa.
My question to EFCC is that why do you have to wait to the heels of every election to make emergency arrests? That is anti democratic in my view. Because that action alone puts all the RECS and Commissioners under undue fear.

Well nobody asked you, next time keep quiet and let those with sense talk.
10k plus Nigerians left their families and the comfort of their houses to work as ad hoc staff for election, endangering their lives. Two people kept the money meant for them. They were arrested so as to be prosecuted for such an heinous evil selfish deed,and you say EFCC shouldn't have arrested them,INEC should be the one to handle it?
I am not surprised,you people have a penchant for corruption, that's why you make fake drugs and sell,not minding the numerous lives that will be lost. That's why you support Pdp like your destiny depends on it.
Hypocrites,as long as anything is associated with this government,you hate it and want to fail,so that you can console yourselves that your unbridled hatred for Buhari is justified.
One day you or your children or their children will work and suffer, but someone else will take the fruit of their labour,while they go home empty handed to their hungry kids, maybe then you will stop supporting evil.
On Sunday,you carry Bible to church say you are serving God ? Some of you are so evil that,you are too bad to serve Satan,spits

popweezy:
IF THEM BORN BUHARI WELL MAKE E SUPPORT DIS NONSENSE.. NA RHAT HIM GO KNOW SAY JESUS NO BE AJEGUNLE MAN

Chest beating as usual twerrrrr

Nobody should be the President because of where he comes,if you think you have the political wits, financial muscle and popularity to contest and win in a free and fair election,then contest. Period

Why are some people always feeling so entitled Always laying claims to other people's stuff. Can't you just be satisfied with the 7km Geo political zone God gave you.
Only you have problems with south west,south south,North,South Africa, Malaysia,India na real wa oh
How can 95% of a people just face the same place,the same entitlement attitude, pride, hatred,is a curse or something

Maybe they replaced his iron made wheels with Chrome Wheels. Chrome wheels are actually the most expensive single part of cars that rappers use.
Check out The Game- Documentary album cover to know what I am talking about

chinchonglee:
Other ones na.
I jst dnt want anything to do with village anymore

Ok,so you have to go to the village? I get it now

Are you telling me nobody in that neighborhood knew all these while that such heinous activity was going on
One thing I like Americans especially Whites is that anytime they see anything suspicious in their environment,they call 911 straight. It might later be a false alarm but it's better than non challant attitude,we Nigerians display.
As long as something doesn't affect us,we don't care. I heard a story of a Nigerian who moved to U.S. He wore baggy jeans to a white neighborhood, someone called 911 and he was arrested.

Nairaland weed Movement will not like this

They always find a way to link Buhari to everyone of their problems,even the problems their families have been suffering since their last 10th generations
They Lack respect for elders on Nairaland.
They are quick to tag any guy broke and any girl Olosho.
They mostly lack mental sagacity to engage in an intellectual discourse so they call you ipobs,afonja, terrorist,drug peddlers, ritualists just to make up for their lack of common Sense.

sean079:
Hello guys, how can someone remove d islam declaration dat was pasted on My profile. This aint good, this is a faceless Forum for goodness sake and there should not be any compulsion to gag anybody not to express his or her own opinion.

I learnt dat the owner of this site is anti-religion, then, why this preference for islam which is like another version of judaism or christianity

Just because of that declaration I have never commented on Islam section topics before.
You saw the declaration and still went ahead to accept. As a Christian do you know what you have done? You have denied Jesus,you have committed a great sin of blasphemy. You must repent genuinely and ask God for forgiveness.
This is common to all you Nairalanders hating other people because of politics or religion. Just because you want to abuse Muslims,you accepted Islam and Mohammed. You are lost. You won't know what you have done to your soul,I pray it won't be too late.

But the federal government already debunked the news of third term agenda as fake.

VicM6:
see stupid post o, make i share my preparation so that una go mail am give my village people make dem set trap give me bah..... My God pass una brain..... awon werey ode

I thought you were being funny,l laughed till I got to where you cursed the Op,that's totally unnecessary and uncalled for

blesskewe:
If you were to apologize to any part of your body for using it too much, which part of your body would it be

For me I will apologise to my fingers nails because they always die Young,like I don't give them chance to grow at all,I have chop them finish infact waiting for it to grow a little so I can chop it again.
If I want any part of my body to apologise to me,it will be my leg. I have a big leg,not that long but I have this"up leg" the top of my feet goes up, making it hard to fit into many shoes my parents do buy me when I was a kid.
My leg isn't actually big or long but that "swollen" at the top of my feet use to hook my shoes,so back then my parents do buy me adult size,my leg will enter but it will leave large space at the front