₦airaland Forum

That pant has been condemned to an eternal servitude,no amount of Aerial or Klin or Omo detergent can restore it's glory

Too much of anything will hurt you... Nas
If he is a Nigerian he would still be alive because NEPA would have interrupted his game

I read The Golden Compass long ago,still in my collection,the writer was so good,it was as if I was watching a movie. One of the greatest books I have ever read.

It's possible you are a sharp shooter

No,it's not spiritual,it's environmental change your location away from the jungle you call house

This life na turn by turn
Make u pray to baba God
Make he reach your turn.....9ice
It's Burns boy's turn, enjoy while it last, nothing last forever.

solex2346:
My self and my girl friend came back from the bank,i withdrew 50k,as we got home, we enter into the bedroom,i tried to make myself happy by forming like a big boy,i then threw the whole 50k into the air in my room in the presence of my girl friend,lo and behold i could only find 44k,am still searching for the remaining 6k since Friday. I asked my girl friend if she has found the remaining 6k while i went to work but the answer has been NO

50k? How much dollars is that? Less than $200, imagine throwing two $100 notes in the air to make yourself happy you are mentally poor and have chronic low self esteem.

Let him produce enough for 200m Nigerians first,which I think will still take a long time.

Nigerian girls have turned the so called dating Apps to hook up / Sex App. Apps that were meant to bring people together to know each other and have relationships or even lead to marriage. But what do you see? Lazy ass sluts putting a price tag on their overused puss y. Many even add that they are not interested in friendships or dating or relationship,they only available for paid sex time.

frankyskyboi:
Thanks for your opinions.. I'm sorry I can't move ahead with such relationship until I know my woman and where she's coming from in totality. We may underrate this but it's very vital especially in my family. I can't take a one sided story and even if she pops up an answer tomorrow, I'll still do my background investigation. Before presenting her to my parents, they'll ask her same questions I'm asking her so to save the headache, it's better she does the needful.

Who is this self entitled arrogant Fu ck? Who do you think you are? You are so insecured,I doubt your marriage with anybody even Angels from heaven will last a year,go write it down.
Your parents rejected your brother's choice of marriage because her parents were separated?
What a dysfunctional family,you,your spineless brother and your parents have dysfunctional brains

CHoccolaTE:
This is a good point please ignore the pin heads critisizing you. Let's be realistic, women are under immense pressure in Nigeria to get married, even when they have not found the person they are compatible with, once they get to a certain age they start hearing insults about their singleness, insults like old cargo, evening newspaper, Shiloh customer, she get bad character that's why she never marry and so on.

These same women desperately bear all manner of rubbish in relationships just to escape pressure and insults and get married. It's not easy for them to just end relationships and go back to searching in old age so she bears crap treatment from the man but then gets married and starts to remember all the maltreatment and starts acting up in marriage.

I don't know of those attacking your post live overseas or if they don't ever leave their houses to know what happens in Nigeria

Why do Nairalanders always treat romance or family topics as Male versus Female issue? Females supports female stands and males mostly do the same too.

Money ritualists,they needed the money for more development across the globe lol

Ngwamankillyou:
If he is a southerner pls someone should advise him before those blood sucking barbarians descend on him.

What is more barbaric than killing an innocent school child?
Instead of you to condemn the evil act,you are cursing the region he is serving,why must you always support evil? Was it the babarians that are being killed like chickens with no value in South African or in Malaysia or Cambodia?
One day when they bring the corpse of your child back home to you from school because he was beating to death,I hope you will still support him because the killer is from the south?

[[s]quote author=franchasng post=83471938]Remember when those people annoyed Christ in the Church, he got angry and scattered everywhere.....no matter what, I am still human with errors of my own.....that does not take the fact that Jesus Christ is king away


On my political views about Yoruba Muslims.....hmmmm......I use to be a neutral person, but seeing how much hatred they harbor for my innocent tribesmen got me wondering.....I used to think it was just an online hatred not until the Tinubu APC Sponsored Political thuggery at Ago Palace Okota during the last presidential election....watched the video....was on many online platforms reading how Yorubas were jubilating and celebrating that Igbos have been dealt with.....and read stories of how Yorubas prevented so many Igbos from voting in Lagos just to make sure Buhari wins in Lagos because they were scared if Igbos voted en mass like they wanted to, that Atiku would have won Lagos.....so they towed the line of hatred and violence against their fellow countrymen which was only known to happen in the northern Nigeria, but it seems the Yoruba Muslims are gradually importing that hatred and violence to Yoruba land.


Also, didn't you read the story of Prophet Elijah, when Elijah called down fire for children that mocked him out of anger We are humans....I am not spirit....we still have blood running in our veins....


Moses was a holy man, a Man that heard directly from God and spoke with God many times, but remember he murdered an Egyptian just to save his people of Israel So.....that is it [/quote][/s]
Trash,stop trying to justify your hatred towards other human creations of God,those you have never meant,those that have never hurt you before. Tinubu did what? Liar,so all your tribalism bitterness and hatred towards other humans are because of what Tinubu did? What's the business of Yoruba people on Nairaland with Tinubu? If you have something against him,go to his house(Every Nigerian knows where he lives) and sort it out, unless you such a coward that have to come to a faceless forum to transfer your bitterness to innocent people, simply because Nigerians refused to vote your preferred candidate as President. Even GEJ and Atiku have moved on,while children of hate like you, wake up every day, with the sole purpose of spreading hatred and falsehood about the President and other innocent people.
Do what you like,you are a nobody,just like the rest of your minion family and wailers. It doesn't change anything, hypocrite.
If not for grace, Jesus will give you a dirty slap from heaven just for falsely claiming to be a Christian.

In case you didn't understand what Jesus meant when he told the Pharisees that " Publicans will enter the kingdom before you" This is what he meant.

Rednaxelot:
The true worshippers also know themselves

This is a big lie,actually making such absurd comment portrays you as an ignorant or as semi literate.
Everyone thinks he is a true worshipper of God,only God knows who truly follows his standard. I am sure you think you are a true worshipper just like Catholics, Pentecostals,Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists etc. But only God knows the true state of the heart of man

Badboibipo:
Why is it that Nigerian girls are so desperate for relationships? If you open twitter or Facebook it's always about them looking for men every damm day. Boys are always fuckingggg them and yet they still want more? Why are Nigerian girls so useless? I see them finish I swear....very cheap losers

Your experience about some girls you met might be true,but your fallacy of generalization punctured any good intentions or point you wanted to pass across. Makes you sound like a misogynist

sirqeeboi:
U won't see them put on suit uphold their culture and still have better economy ..



Do you know in Saudi Arabia ..if are a level 16 as a cleaner and level 16 as a lecturer ur salary is the same..or even medical docter..u earn same salary..
And there ranking is not by certificate.

Cleaner and Medical doctor earning the same is not logical. You just need your two hands to be a cleaner,you can do the work even as a teenager but medical science is costly,takes years of study and education,also they deal with life,any mistake might lead to lost of lives. Or is there something I'm missing?

Fuckthamods:
This is one of those evil entities from the waste.. Reason why if i get little opportunity i go show una pepper.

What's the difference between you and the person you quoted? This is the problem with you people,ever irrational ever embittered and ever hateful. Show who pepper,? Why not channel your grievance to the right person,a whole state no single fire service truck,yet it's others people's fault.

He's not sick he's just broke with the kind of rubbish hairstyle he did, isn't that enough burden itself

dum7:
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- Salary is fair
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Seun
Lalasticlala
This guy has been posting this househelp Job for days now,on so many threads. Is this how hard it is to get just an help in Lagos? I think he has ulterior motives,he could be a ritualist,yahoo or trafficker.
Also he breaks rule no 6 by spamming thread with fake adverts,kindly take note and do the needful,thanks and God bless

Tina26:
in many places of the world the north is always backward. why

What of North America

Felixamos:
If you had written this the first time it would have been understandable instead of the insults... The guy may be lying I don't know. It's between him and God. I only acted based on his post.. Btw I don't need to tell the guy anything... He's a nairalander and he would see your post... But for abusing me because I felt compassionate enough to help that guy to repost his comment, I won't insult you but if I know this guy from anywhere and I'm conniving with him let your curses get to me.. But if I don't know this guy anywhere, just felt pity for him after reading his post and you insulted me, may karma remind you of those words you used at me... Rubbish!!!

You know how much airtime I spent talking on the phone for over 7minutes to a stranger that I've never and may never see? That you would come to my mention to write nonsense? How many persons even felt the need to call him up to atleast encourage him? I don't blame you..

You dug up a post about someone asking for financial help or he will commit suicide,and you reposted it? That's very disappointing,what do you know about the so called person? You have been here for long and did something as absurd and gullible as this really surprised me.

blaise00700:
There is more to the drama between the two countries, my baby sis got admitted into ISM ADONAI UNIVERSITY CALAVI early this year, she is also affected by this cold war between Nigeria and Benin.

I hope they resolve this ASAP, you don't pickup petty fight with your neigbours. When the enemy attacks, where/who do we run to?

Your sister couldn't get admission into any of the hundreds of Nigerian State, Federal or Private Universities? She couldn't pass jamb or what ?
Or are Benin Universities better than U.I, OAU, Covenant etc?
Just so she knows,from what is happening now,she might not be able to do NYSC after graduation, meaning she can't be employed by any corporate or government organization in Nigeria.

That man is an irresponsible class A dutchbag
I know how I feel when I see kids I don't even know begging or looking hungry and dirty,it sends a painful stroke down my spine not to talk of my own kids,I will die or become pennyless before my kids go hungry or wear rags
But why are some ladies like this? Flocking around a broke irresponsible man because of huge dic k or good sex,fish brain mofos

laivwire:
Theres no one that wont be affected by sudden withdrawal of internet services in this day and age except you're using a basic phone. That said, it will be hellish to say the least, business transactions, news, entertainment and what not all gone, it can really drive you crazy.

Interestingly though, its not far fetched, all it takes is for the government to pull the plugs on either all social media websites or the internet altogether like it has happened recently in some African countries however there are ways to bypass such restrictions which is a tutorial for another day.

There's no tutorial to bypass anything,you have access to internet because you have data provided by data providers. Government pulls the plug on all network provider in the country there won't be network or data services. How will you bypass that? Connect your phone with WiFi connection from America's Verizon? Way from Africa?

fattprince:
Lol. Very funny fellow nairalanders I appreciate you all though no one helped my situation. I just did it out of desperation those insulting you will never lack or need help. And those who are willing but just don't have enough to spare. I appreciate your good heart too. And those who found it ridiculous it's true cos it's did nothing about my situation though it was shameful. For that I say sorry. God bless you all

But seriously bro, almost 3 years ago you needed 15k now 4k,what were you doing in the last 1000+ days? You couldn't engage in something so little that will at least give you little cash? Sleeping, waking, eating, I'm sure even fuc king but couldn't use your head to make little cash to keep you from begging?

Babzrockman:
Wow! I have watched DHOOM, 3IDIOT, CHENNAI EXPRESS AND DON.. How can u be of help pls with Bahubali 2 ony?

I'm only free on weekends, sometimes Friday. I will transfer it to your Hard drive or PC free,as long as I didn't spend money to get it to you.

cyndy1000:
Are you Married?
What do you do for a living

Next time anyone ask you what you do for a living, tell him/ her " I breath for a living"

ginaolo:
I’m being patient but until you are in my shoes you won’t understand. You don’t know the feeling of going to a place where everybody is with their gf and wives and I have to go alone because she wants to stay at home. People are constantly asking you where your gf is, and you have to make excuses all the time. It’s not fair, it’s weighing me down.

You are not even married yet,you are already feeling entitled like she is your property. Everything you said up there made ma angry,but this rubbish talk here is out of it,I had to comment.
If you don't marry her so fuc king what? Who is begging you,you appear to me as an arrogant fuc k who thinks the world revolves around him and his little money .
Free that girl,as you can see in the comments,most men pray for such,she will get another man who loves her. But you,that lousy party social woman you want,you will get. She will show you pepper,your food will burn while she's on her phone updating her status. You will wake up in the night to see her making calls secretly, she won't be home to do anything because every weekend there is somewhere to be. She will have thousands of male admirers she chats with.
Your family you wanted to please won't be there to cry with you . Write it down

Run Run Run
She can do anything for money which include killing you,if it comes to it,fact
She is bisexual,she will cheat on you surely, especially if the price is good.
She is not even close to being a friend material,not to talk of girlfriend material,not to even talk of wife material.