₦airaland Forum

StarUp:
The same SARS that harass innocent Nigerians? Wait a minute, do we have two factions of SARS in Nigeria? Ayam not understanding...

"Factions of SARS..." U have finished me with laughter. The picture that question created in mind was that of a group of unruly gangsters with bandanas on their heads moving in around in haphazard fashion. Lwkmd!

Relax and watch the decamping magic that will begin in the next few days.

Thank God she agrees she is viral. When out go and catch HIV from there at least you can't say she didn't warn you about her viral load.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
This news just off me!

yanabasee:
There is.... Whether Northwest or NorthEast or NorthCentral. They're all North... Abokies, Mallams, Almajiris terrorists, Paedophiles, name them.

The person behind this moniker is probably not well travelled and grossly ignorant.

CSTR2:
That erosion ravaged states are part of the reason why Nigeria is still regarded as a human habitat.

If they left it to animals up north, Nigeria would join Somalia and South Sudan as part of the verified failed states.

Go to twitter and see how Ghanaians and Rwandans are mocking Nigeria with polio Boko Haram and poverty.
I don't need to tell you where those are found.

Ah ah! Chief. How many years now? You are still on this level? No improvement. Well done o.

God no go allow me suffer go another man country go dey roast corn.

This OP should be tied to an Iranian missile and fired into the desert.
We should "meet" her. As per the first Nigerian lady to walk out of a man's house.
Shey u sabi Mongo Park abi Mary Slessor?

Cassie74:
Pls who knows the correct pronunciation. I am looking at buying the yam from Benue if you can make it possible.. Let me know

Gbangu yam. Very much available in Benue.

Wetin I dey fear since don finally happen.

Kirinwa:
This is a true life story.

My Uncle was a trailer driver and often drives loads from one location to another. This often leaves him at the mercy of cold and very soon, he resorted to sleeping with women of easy virtues.

Whenever he comes home, his wife would perform her duties without knowing he was unfaithful. They had children. Soon enough my uncle was diagnosed with AIDS and later on died. Unfortunately, his wife also was infected, she ran to relatives but most abandoned her, some showed sympathy but the stigma and segregation was obvious.

Few years later, she too died leaving behind children. Many a time I wonder what became of the children. Are they still alive? I pray each day that God would bless me so I can search for them and perhaps bring relief to them.

Yeah, stories like these abound in our society. My aunt was lucky that the moment the husband died of an illness similar to HIV (The man refused to get tested), my mom and her other siblings took up the responsibility and put her on ARVs. Almost 20 years gone and she's doing just fine. Has grandkids now sef.
Ignorance and living in denial really killed a lot of people especially back then.

Sikay19:

This is a working governoq. Always in the news for making things happen. So, unlike social media governor who makes only noise and nothing can be said about his achievement except populist agenda.

You must be an extremely dull person.

Very dissapointing. 20k per individual to start up a business. It can't even set up a bukka. Maybe Lags needs 2000 more shoe-shiners.

Kiddo01:
It's alright, let's watch out season ll of the episode

That picture gets me every time.

Oh! My always fragile-looking Anna. Like a beautiful glass sculpture that must always be handled with care.

Kirinwa:
Its not about what I mean but the reality on ground. She may not ask for the #20 000 directly but somehow by the time you calculate how much have left your hand ontop her matter you will understand.

My story be that. Some of these ladies are like witches o. If you successfully settle their own issues, they'll bring up their family's.

From Detty December to Jonzing January for most of these folks.

OP let me loan you my girlfriend please. Date her for one month and you'll be living like someone who earns 10k instead of 50k. She fit chook me knife if I break up now.

More like she's afflicted.

Deltatoto:
na mugu d man be

Wrong! He's no mugu. He might have stayed so long that he's very comfortable with the battle environment. Rotate him back into the calmer society and he might have serious problems re-integrating.

Solumtoya:
yeah, that's a possibility. giving people different price is not a crime, you know... The owner is looking at N2.5m but considering close offers, i think anyone who comes to inspect the car can value it properly. it is actually superneat but i dont know the price in the market, will just hook you up with the owner, dont wanna scare anyone away with price.

Okay. Love the interior.

Later in the day I'm going to go out and "gift" myself on packet of toilet roll. I'll be making an official statement on this later I the day.
Watch this space for links to the new thread.

Clean car. Why are you refusing to state a price? The message it sends is that you want to give people different prices.

Mine is still working OP.

OoniOfIfe:






Clone of a governor.
Why sending her to BSU instead of Harvard, MIT, Californian university or any top foreign university.
Did his own children attended BSU?
Sending her to BSU is d same as sending her back to secondary school.

Benue is not an educational center but a farming center.
I visited North core of Federal university of Agriculture Makurdi nd I gave up on education. I begin to wonder if University of agriculture which is a federal university is an eyesore I wonder how BSU which is a state university will be.



What am I even saying?
A governor that used wheelbarrow to do empowerment for d youths is capable of doing anything.

Benue isn't an Educational centre? What a foolish assertion.

Only for you oga. I slept well last night despite not having a huge chunk of 'national cake' in my kitty like you elite.

PearlStreet:
Go and put headpan on the head of your elders drinking kerosene in the village let them proceed to site and complete it.

Flatheaded ingrate.

Fatality!

very true. Especially with the way you dolts in power budget so little for Education, Research and Development.

Hoodbilonia:
Lol
Na joke o

My next motor still fit be Honda. The money wey 9ja car dealers dey put on top old model Toyotas with average interiors dey make person vex.

Hoodbilonia:
Honda na motor
Abegi
Me Na corolla only
Whn honda start dey give u problem,u go hail.

Comot there. For your mind na only Toyota be motor.