₦airaland Forum

Sakie:
Their parents are just too lucky.while some persons are praying to have just one,they have 5 on two trials.They will always have a reason to smile. They are just too cute
If na me be the woman, I go just rest. Five don do me
See their mamamama below

stellytwinkle:
Hi nairalanders! I need tons of your advice here. I am 26 - a female, but i have a man muscular arms. (Note: This is not hereditary). These muscular arms have made me loose confidence in putting on sleeveless without people staring and jeering at my arms as if i were some sort of strange creature.
I feel so insecure (moving around with manly arms) and i need help in getting back my sleek female arms. Thanks.

Paperwhite:
Fools! As if the SW now matters to the bigot president.Sohphiscated zombies.Just tell the world that you guys regretted your foolishness in installing the catastrophe "change" Afonja man.

ReneeNuttall:
U no seriouz

dragunov:
Take heart nigga. S.hit like that happens. 'specially when you have goat chasing, tyre rolling, diehard IPOB loving, Buhari hating snitches like Spybradd. He'd haul insults at you. And when you respond in kind, he'd rat you out to the mods like the crybaby that he is. Take heart my dude.

AntiIPOB:
From UK?
Was it not yesterday that ipobs were celebrating all over Nairaland with old pictures and vedeo of the returned of their leader?









Gasikiya,I'm not understanding again o.

Vivere:
Yorubaphobia.

afroniger:
No. I am just here to point out the hypocrisy, marginalizing and oppressive tendencies inherent in both Muslimism and Christianism.

ElsonMorali:
Question to be answered:

Why are Igbos obsessed with everything Yoruba?

They must open at least ten threads a day to bash or complain about Yorubas.

Vivere:
They opt for Yoruba men when they are above a certain age bracket because they don't want to be left on the shelf.

razzby:
Patience Jonathan, a one-time grammarian of the federal republic of Nigeria and the first woman and first lady who has a PhD but cannot utter a complete grammatical sentence. Verily, our sins made such person a first lady in Nigeria. Patience Jonathan was the first lady of Nigeria during good luck Jonathan’s regime in which she displayed a very high level of intelligence in the field of grammar (irony). The way she combined different grammatical structure was out of this world. If going to jail was the punishment for spoiling the white man’s language, she must have had a permanent residence.

After years of sinning against God almighty, Nigerians got what they deserved as punishment”a clown for a first lady”. Patience Jonathan who was popularly known as “Na only you waka come” was described to be as powerful as a Nigerian president during her husband’s regime. Before the former president was elected, Nigerians had suffered from the shackles of greedy and corrupt government officials who do nothing but to embezzle public funds.

The public declaration of goodluck ebele Jonathan to be the next president by the people’s Democratic Party was exactly what Nigerians needed at that time because they were on the look-out for someone who could solve problems facing Nigeria. The name “GOODLUCK” really helped him a whole lot by making shallow minded people and educated illiterates to think that since his name is goodluck; therefore Nigeria would be a better country. Little did they not know that he was coming to continue in the footstep of past leaders and he was also coming along with an “embodiment of comedy and drama”. Trillions of naira was reportedly to have gone into thin air during his regime, among other frivolous activities. Madam patience Jonathan was notable for entertaining and putting smiles on the faces of Nigerians through the execution of grammatical blunders when things are not going smooth in the country. According to her Wikipedia page (anybody can edit or post here), it shows she studied at the university of Port-Harcourt. Do you think that is possible?

Speeches are written by special advisers to the first lady of Nigeria which is a norm that happens everywhere. They hardly have anytime to sit and write their speech by themselves and so they appoint aides to do so. It is very evident that, madam patience Jonathan doesn’t follow anything written by some special aides who assist her in speech writing. For this reason, she ends up making a mockery of herself both locally and internationally.

Pidgin has been the language she learnt from the womb. Among her notable expressions are; “my husband and sambo is a good people”, “The president was once a child and the senators were once a children”, “my fellow widows (her husband is still alive)”, “A good mother takes care of his children”, “The people sitting before you was once a children”, “i would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide”, all this from a PhD holder. Indeed she is expert in the field of English language. This is the same woman who single-handedly placed a former governor of river state, Rotimi Amaechi, under house arrest. According to a former U.S ambassador to Nigeria, he described patience Jonathan as the most arrogant and flamboyant first lady in the history of Nigeria. Long live to the educated illiterate!

Source: http://www.signalsng.com/patience-jonathan-educated-illiterate/

afroniger:
See reasoning o. Then why don't you people give muslimists Friday as a work free day, and maybe Thursday for we atheists to rest as well? Why not Christians even combine all their so-called holidays into one and celebrate them on Saturday and Sunday while Muslims too should celebrate their holidays on Friday? The world doesn't revolve around you fanatics. All I see are a bunch of lazy and unproductive people hiding under the banner of religion to marginalize others.

Vivere:
See dis awon Elewon oshi, wey come carry anoda man matter for head..... dey yarn opata anyhow. Your own ban na for the next 30 years e go be... nansense. so.

Vivere:
And most Igbo men only date Yoruba women because they want to get her into bed. I know what I am saying. I live in Yoruba land too.

Yoruba women don't date Igbo men because they know such men will only dump them at the end of the day. Simple.

njoku10:
u are wrong dear, yoruba don't date Igbo men, even if they do, she is just dating him because he has money, I know what am saying because I live in Yoruba land.

Ekwensu101:
She is pregnant of stolen funds. She will be delivered of the "baby" by EFCC in due course.

Tolexander:
A baby crocodile!

olaolaking:
You use one hand to carry a crocodile and still remain well erected without bending to one side. And you also put up a smile like a very thirsty man wey just see a bottle of Star as a gift. You never see crocodile joor

grayht:
crocodile pox... coming soon

Paulosky1900:
E BE LIKE SAY THEIR BRAINS DEY LEAK ;DE BE LIKE SAY THEIR BRAINS DEY LEAK