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PoliticsRe: Northwest Vs South East (infrastructure) by Greenback: 5:25pm On Mar 14, 2022
dreamxhaser:
I have seen those people from the east land claim their cities are by far the most developed in Nigeria(aside Abuja and Lagos).

I want to take my time to debunk all this claims. Below are some of the cities in the NW vs NE.

1&2. Kano

3&4. Onitsha (the east is far behind)

TravelRe: LCC To Commence Tolling On The Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge On April 1st. by Greenback: 4:50pm On Mar 14, 2022
TIFnubu to commence tolling owodaing of toll gate on April 1st/all fools' day
CrimeRe: Osondu Igwilo: EFCC Arrests Fraudster On FBI Watchlist Over $100m Fraud by Greenback: 3:07pm On Mar 14, 2022
bluefilm:
Osondu Victor Igwilo
Okafor Nnamdi Chris
Nwodu Uchenna Emmaunel and
John Anazo Achukwu

All Igbo boys eh..

Una too much o.

Egwu unu n'atukwa m oge niile.

Tufiakwa
Shortgun you see them? This is what gives them hard-on grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Bird With Cipher Ring Falls From Sky In Ondo, Causing Confusion (Photo) by Greenback: 11:15am On Mar 14, 2022
It fell from the sky....did it land on its head?! grin grin grin
CrimeRe: NDLEA Traces ₦4.2 Billion To Abba Kyari, Co-Accused’s Accounts by Greenback: 11:07am On Mar 14, 2022
shortgun:
I am on your side.
Calm down
Something told me n I was really skeptical grin
God bless you richly jare...
HealthRe: My Urine Split Into Many Parts When Urinating. by Greenback: 7:42am On Mar 14, 2022
iwanblow:
Pls, what causes this and should I be worried, I need an answer.
Did you start doing exercises?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Traces ₦4.2 Billion To Abba Kyari, Co-Accused’s Accounts by Greenback:
shortgun:
You mean this something like this? https://www.nairaland.com/7028497/rev-ugochukwu-emmanuel-ekwem-claimed
About 4 posts have made front page already and up to 10+ pages each
True word
CrimeRe: NDLEA Traces ₦4.2 Billion To Abba Kyari, Co-Accused’s Accounts by Greenback: 6:24am On Mar 14, 2022
Joseph08:
I was thinking it's only Igbos that are into drugs not knowing Northerners are yampion.

You won't see them commenting, assuming it's an Igbo man the animals won't allow me to rest on Nairaland.
I tell you bro....the noise for don reach sky.. pages would get to 10+
grin
CrimeRe: NDLEA Traces ₦4.2 Billion To Abba Kyari, Co-Accused’s Accounts by Greenback: 6:23am On Mar 14, 2022
If this kyar were to be from the east,ahhhhhh,zombies and BMCs and sophisticated maarrraans and all coneheads would've vomitted and convulsions and diarrhoea upandan like headless chicken grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Police Rescue Anambra Woman Accused Of Killing Husband With Too Much Sex by Greenback: 7:45pm On Mar 13, 2022
So she got no family,no brothers,no boys in her family to fight for her over such stupid allegations?!

No matter what,try that with my family and book your 4kn ticket to hell
EducationRe: Ajayi Samson, Missing University Of Ibadan Student (Picture) by Greenback: 7:35pm On Mar 13, 2022
ZombieTERROR:
Head ohh


his Head ohh

Afonja

EducationRe: Ajayi Samson, Missing University Of Ibadan Student (Picture) by Greenback:
May God have mercy.
Hope he's found with his head intact
EducationRe: Musa Sani, Boy Who Built A Replica Of Overhead Kano Bridge Gets US Scholarship by Greenback: 5:30pm On Mar 13, 2022
Generalojukwu:
Na my son.
Meanwhile,his coneheaded counterparts in the wasteside are already experts in the 'mining industry' grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: FG Increases The Freight Rate For Petroleum Products By 25% by Greenback: 5:23pm On Mar 13, 2022
MosakuAW:
Like I said! cry cryI can never cry for this country, all I could do is to smile and move on. You that believe in Buahri or GEJ will continue to cry cry like you are doing right now by siding with crythe present or past embarassed government.

CrimeRe: Dispatch Rider Caught With A Baby Inside Box In Lagos (Pictures, Video) by Greenback: 3:31pm On Mar 13, 2022
Lassun01:
This is NOT true. The young man is that video was falsely accused of kidnapping the child. In reality, the mother of the child gave him the child because they are neighbours. The child was not in the box but on the tank. Upon arrest, the young man in his defence took the security operatives to the child's mother who confirmed that the dispatch rider is her neighbour who the child is fond of. He has since been released and the child to its mother. It's unfortunate that hungry bloggers here and there are quick to post stories just for clicks without considering the integrity of those concerned...
For real
CrimeRe: Dispatch Rider Caught With A Baby Inside Box In Lagos (Pictures, Video) by Greenback: 3:27pm On Mar 13, 2022
MYHUBBY:
even druggie people dey talk, Asia prisons Ambassadors
Says head Baba, academy of skull mining institute grin
CrimeRe: Dispatch Rider Caught With A Baby Inside Box In Lagos (Pictures, Video) by Greenback: 3:24pm On Mar 13, 2022
LILTJAY1:
Naso them catch one with gun the other day
says a descendant of a skull miner and head hunters
PoliticsRe: FG Increases The Freight Rate For Petroleum Products By 25% by Greenback: 3:11pm On Mar 13, 2022
MosakuAW:
Just like you are vomiting rubbish from your mouth now. What is my business with GEJ or Buahri.... are they not all same. Infact, Nigeria politics will remain same till year 2080..
Stop crying nah,haba grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by Greenback: 2:33pm On Mar 13, 2022
flokii:
As far back as 2006 if I remember correctly and remained guest for almost 10 years before registering.. school stuffs and all wouldn't even give me chance. We had others like naijapals, naijaloaded, getjar and co. then, just that those ones have options to upload and download files.
And as ol' as you are,you still haven't changed,even opening mouth to disturb whoever wanna listen that arakunrin Akeredolu's wife is Igbo grin

I'm sure you are even older than nairaland.
PoliticsRe: FG Increases The Freight Rate For Petroleum Products By 25% by Greenback: 2:24pm On Mar 13, 2022
MosakuAW:
This best way to get through all the jaga Jaga for this country is to see a news, read it and just smile. smiley With this, your blood pressure will remain normal.

Whatever "ever" happens in this country can never be news to me again grin
Really..but when it was GEJ,you were vomitting, convulsions and diarrhoea upandan
CultureRe: American Women That Marry Nigerian Men by Greenback: 1:29pm On Mar 13, 2022
Nalijah:
Nigerian men stupid? No way O! Anything but STUPID. shocked
Where in the world are you?
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Greenback: 10:54am On Mar 13, 2022
She's heaven mehn cool
PoliticsRe: Ramatu Tijjani Aliyu Empowers Mothers, Calls For Gender Friendly Environment by Greenback: 10:47am On Mar 13, 2022
RapistOnBail:
You can only hate the Northern culture and traditions from Afar. Like when you are in the East like the biafrans and Nyamiris.

Chukudi, pray to be a northerner so your mother can live longer without depression and stress.

Onye Tribalistic Morons.



The world is moving.

You can catch up at the tail end before it's too late for an adult baby like you grin
PoliticsRe: Why Do Most Igbos Dislike Tinubu? (learning Purpose ONLY) by Greenback: 10:38am On Mar 13, 2022
Ttalk:
Truth only hurt, it does not kill, endure
Truth not spoken but messed grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Igboho: Agitation For Yoruba Nation Resumes Next Week - Prof. Banji Akintoye by Greenback: 10:34am On Mar 13, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Very apt and clearly focused.

This is how it is done in sane society. Use education, legal processes and diplomacy in pursuing your dreams.

The exact flip side of killing igwes, stealing onions and pots of soup, sitting at home and cannibalism as we have seen in Afghaneastern. undecided
Good. We hope you and all your fellow bandwagon who were scoring cheap scores at the ipob when Igboho was released will stand by and support his agitation openly now and prove that you ain't just hypocrites.. grin
PoliticsRe: Hushpuppi: AGF’s Office Exonerates Abba Kyari Of Money Laundering Allegation by Greenback: 10:13am On Mar 13, 2022
Malami.

Meanwhile viewing topic: a regular z..b.. alarm blow,golan007 with nothing to say as long as it ain't ipob related grin
FamilyShare Your Kid Lucky Moments by Greenback(op): 9:51am On Mar 13, 2022
Okay people,I trust y'all having a great weekend.
So this just came up and I feel like taking some time off the usual stuff and share.
As kids back then growing up,some of us had strict parents especially strict daddies...dads who do not hesitate to raise the cane at the slightest mistake or misbehaviour. Kids had some nasty difficulties like putting on your slippers the right way, telling the time...
Okay let's get to it now,there was this particular evening,I was helping my dad at home with something I can't remember now and all of a sudden,he showed my his wristwatch and asked me to tell him the time! Ah! Mogbe,I thought within me! grin
Ok I looked at his analogue wristwatch and saw the "short hand" pointed almost at 4 and the "long hand" was straight pointed at 10. Well not actually knowing and since the long hand was pointing at 10, I simply said "10 minutes to 4" and lo and behold,he smiled and said "correct!"
I'm sure you guys understand..that 10 saved me cos if the "long hand" was pointing to say,9,I would've said 9 minutes to 4 instead of 15 minutes to 4 and it would have been "OLODO and slaps" that evening grin grin grin

Another day I after school,I followed my friends home and we took a different route that leads very opposite to the normal,safe routes home. I was alone and coming and it was a long lonely stretch with bush/trees by the sides. Today,it won't be safe for kids to walk such roads alone,not as though we didn't used to hear about "gbomo gbomo" then.
Again lo and behold,my dad's peageout car appeared in front of me ahead! Again,mo ti tun gbe o crossed my mind grin wetin I wan talk day I find come here! I said to myself,well,right now there's absolutely nothing I can do,let me just accept my fate.
Buick came along and as luck now would have it,he simply drove past without looking at small frightened me! grin
Mehn,was I happy!!! Old man must've been engrossed with so much thoughts definitely grin
Since that day,I always followed my sister on the normal route home.
Finally,I remember when I was in primary 3 and I'm sure,if I can recall now,that had to do with dirty uniforms and before I knew what was happening, about twelve of us were before the teacher's koboko,4 strokes each! Again,mogbe!!! grin
When you receive your 4strokes,you step aside. I noticed that about six pupils had already received their bulala and were rubbing the bulala painful area and it would soon get to my turn. So something just moved me to jejely,like James bond, quietly dissolve into the already "bulalaed" pupils while teacher was busy flogging the next in line and voila,I was free from koboko,just like that. The teacher or other pupils didn't notice!
I was lucky cos if the teacher had noticed,ahhhh,it would've been double bulala for me that day grin grin

So I'm sure we all had our little lucky escape times as kids, maybe with our parents or senior brothers and sisters,senior school students,class teachers, headmaster or principal.
Kindly please share.
Y'all have a blessed weekend.
Please pardon my grammar grin
Lalasticlala

FamilyRe: My 29-Year-Old Son Still Wants Me To Be Feeding Him After Graduating by Greenback: 7:12am On Mar 13, 2022
Golan007:
Eject him from the home.
Zero senses, everywhere you go grin
HealthRe: What Can I Do To Save My Hairline From Going Back? (pics) by Greenback: 6:57am On Mar 13, 2022
PavillionEnergy:
Based on the style I used to barb, If I don't carve, the hair won't come out fine
Simple advice now,you can't follow,no problem,Wale Adenuga doesn't need to look for the next Papa Ajasco grin

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