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This guy is an idiot, first of all , why the " see finish " in your compound, don't you have sense ? Always respect yourself wherever you are , you were posted to a place and the first thing is to start meaningless talks with people, idiot.

You just put that girl in her place, she go dey respect you.

ruphytelecom:
maybe it's fairly used one

new, fairly used is 19k.

Activeman391:
Pic

I will be there today.

ruphytelecom:
47k

I just priced 28k

Very true, in my village, if a mans wife is cheating, no matter how sweet his wife food is , he will vomit every single mole after eating

Op ?

GhettoHustler007:
Whenever They Visit You guys should keep yourselves busy like Play Videos games, Solve Maths, Watch Movies, Wash Plates including that of neighbors if possible add Clothes join and lastly Read the Bible Together. Before You know time iya finish..

They are three things involved
1 op is ugly
2 op is broke
3 op is trying to knack other nighas babes in this case , you are a modafwcker

Lenovo G50-80 motherboard price .

Hello, my lenovo laptop won't charge, when its plugged in, the charging indicator will not "on" , unless I press the power button , which the indicator light will one for two seconds and goes "off" , the last time I used the laptop, I completely drained the battery, please does anyone know what could be the cause ?

vickysly:
Your opinion needed please

absolutely.

Ladies here are saying they can't do it but on Saturday , them go turn professional washing machine .

Hello nairalanders
I have a problem, my ex keeps coming back to me for sex, she is in a relationship , but she keeps coming to my crib, I do not invite or give her a dime any time she comes hoping she stops but she keeps coming , I even insulted her once hoping she won't come again but she keeps coming, I have asked her why she keeps coming and she said " I Dont know", I am tired of this girl , please people I will hate to throw her out because of the scene it will cause, how do I deal with her ?

Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Seun
Tosyne2much
Dominique

dollyjoy:
You both are too immature to date.

exactly .

Go and buy a sex doll

Tessie01:
you guys will soon get tired,you can never compare a human being created by God to a toy created by human,mehn this is height . I can't wait to see you guys running back to humans. � �

why will I run back to buy me recharge card, buy me shawarma, etc
.

Go and buy a sex doll

Ladyhippolyta88:
Stop reasoning like a baby.It is easier said than done.What you even wrote did it make sense to you?

bye bye.

I will still buy the sex doll, the sex doll can be bought in installment , thank God.

Ladyhippolyta88:
In what village did you hear that from?

common sense village, you are not from there .

Ladyhippolyta88:
Easier said than done.

easier done then said actually .

We shall see
https://www.nairaland.com/4294697/sex-doll-vs-human-woman

The average Nigerian woman cost a Man 60 thousand naira a month to maintain, here is a detailed breakdown;
Hair (2 times )- 10,000
Recharge card (5 times)- 8,000
Food (unlimited) -15,000
Make up and accessories -7,000
Transportation-5000
Handout-20,000

This cumulative sum over the course of a year : 60,000 X 12= 720,000 naira
For a relationship let's say 2 years

720,000 X 2= 1,440,000 naira

For a marriage, let's say 10 years

720,000 X 10 = 7,200,000 naira

Regardless of the expenses , women also have other functions they perform in the lives of men, BUT , CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YES !

SÉX ROBOT !

The cost of the average sex robot
IS BETWEEN 800-900 THOUSAND NAIRA, hold on ! , before you think of not taking that option, know that they have a warranty of 10 years, which means they can last even more, think of the troubles and other expenses you have to foot down to make a female partner happy to the state that she accepts coitus, well THE SEX ROBOT HAS NONE OF IT !


Now , I know many female folks here will flock here to say can it cook , can it wash, can it clean, can it bear your kids, SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, continue reading for more.

They are automated vacuum/sweepers with AI intelligence capable of learning every single corner of your home they usually cost below 200 thousand naira


On the issue of cooking, they are other automated robots for that or you can simply hire a chef or cook your meals yourself, so easy, and in this country , a chef isn't expensive,

On to the issue of washing , they are washing machines less than 30 thousand naira and they work perfectly ,


For the issue of bearing children, they are surrogate mothers around who your sperm can fertile and birth your child, they cost less than 400 thousand naira.

On the long run, we see that women are extremely expensive not because of uniqueness but monopoly, now that there isn't monopoly, ITS TIME TO BE MORE ECONOMICAL !

Lalasticlala
Tosyne2much
Seun
Mynd44

Jesus , from today I no want Mouth Gig.

Buy bitcoin

oziomatv:
Nothing like that.

lol see you, wetin I dey use for my girlfriend, e too work .

CplusJason:
Gave the mistake some of my mum's yam and hefty broilers.

Almost sold my father's land at Asaba because of the little unsatisfied donkey.



Abeg, I nor wan remember that mistake again.

achalugo !

Jamariwolf4:
exposing men kor undressing men nii

even better undressingmen.com.

Exposingmen.com

Lemme start, back then is SS2 man was never hot, man had 30k in savings , until man saw woman, woman was very beautiful and man fell in love, man approached woman, woman agreed to date man, man became woman's father, spending left and right , finished 30k that man saved with three months in 1 week, man later discovered ,woman had other MATURE guys spending for her and YANSHING her ,my people , Man became Hot ! , Hot like person wey dey run temperature, From that day man became a player, A YORUBA DEMON.

Oya people share your own

Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Seun
Tosyne2much
Dominique
Oa4mj
Oyindidi
Smellymouth
Iamj

shinarlaura:
Ok then

I just saw your pm,

shinarlaura:
I replied to it and i had to sent u one number but the owner of the nunber said she didn't recieved anything

I no receive the pm ooo, if you can send it again, lemme send d card asap.