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Hey! Jachimike my boy is married!This small boy is married.its amazing how time flies.I always call him jammy.and his little brother Ned.We all stayed in the same lodge in University.

I went for I.T and returned,that period their dad won the governorship elections and sent them all out to London.We were next door roommates.I always cook big pot of food and dish out for everyone,call them to come carry their food. Then they were much younger.

I enjoyed that lodge back when I was in Nigeria.The cooperation and unity was amazing.congrats boy, happy married life and fruitfulness.

OfficialAPCNig:
Shattap dia.

Revelation kee you dia

U're very stupid and shameless fool for using abusive language on me. I was simply conversing with you and u choose to curse urself and ur generations.this is a faceless forum,u don't know who is whom.You think its everybody here thats a poverty stricken rat like you.im a very famous celebrity with the ability to change ur life and ur wretched generations in an instant!

U're very stupid for using such abusive language on an elderly lady like me.its you and ur generations ur rotten mouth will kill there.all thus small boys and old fools on this forum with 5 naira data that expires at midnight.

It's ur mother that will shattap there.ur an abomination to the prostitute womb that bore you.Idiot.Go and tell ur mother to shattap! Mammy water worshipper.You will burn in hell fire for all eternity.

OfficialAPCNig:
Shattap dia.

Revelation kee you dia

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You are an animal for using abusive language on urself not me.
Ure a disgrace to manhood and ur entire generation.it is you and ur lineage your rotten dirty mouth will kill.Get out of my mentions! Old fool! Anuofia.

[The word of God and revelation shown to me.

quotes author=OfficialAPCNig post=108000413]Greenerie

How do you know the marine spirits were fallen angel?[/quote]

[Im a lady..
quote author=Yaggi post=107999078]

Noted
Thank you boss[/quote]

[Im not talking about humans or their priestess being fallen angels.
in this context,im talking about him wanting to destroy marine shrine and all that...those demons,the fallen angels in the water the priestess serve will finish him.is wat I meant.

Our ancestors worshipped and served this powers ,hence the covenant and link binding generations was made,and through that link,their offsprings come to this world.

uote author=OfficialAPCNig post=107999331]All

Who told you they are fallen angels? There's over 60 percent chances that you are a mariner If you are Igbo, does that make you a fallen angel.

Most people come from the water according to Igbo tradition and that is what makes them mariners.

Mariners are not who your pastors cast and bind on his altar every Sunday. They are just people who reincarnated through the water.

They can wield the powers of ndi mmiri in accordance to Igbo odinala if they are at peace with their water elements and don't need to be a priestess to do that.

Stop criticizing what you don't understand.

You[/quote]

[All I know is they are demons,is my experience.all those spirit husband they are calling husband are snakes and crocodiles and can appear as male or female, depending on who they want to attack.they said am a mariner and I have tried that settlement sacrifice nonsense several times before,it doesn't work for everybody and I saw that the demons just want to be worshipped as God.they are pure demons!

I am from heaven and my guardian angels came to me and told me who told you to go to such place.ure making God regretting why he created you,they said is this wat God sent you to the world to do? ure going the opposite..this is ur end,burning in hell fire if u don't change ur ways.I don't know about others but me,I'm from heaven.




Yes,our ancestors were very idolatrous and worshipped water spirits... Christianity is not a white man religion,its a gospel from the creator of heaven and Earth,God reaching out to man.

Let me shock you, Christianity bursted out first to Africa before any other continents.it couldnt carry the fire it was supposed to carry,it was quenched by idolatry and blood rituals.That curse of idolatry and slavery is the problem of Africa,why Africa is backward till today.


quote author=OfficialAPCNig posted=107999331]All

Who told you they are fallen angels? There's over 60 percent chances that you are a mariner If you are Igbo, does that make you a fallen angel.

Most people come from the water according to Igbo tradition and that is what makes them mariners.

Mariners are not who your pastors cast and bind on his altar every Sunday. They are just people who reincarnated through the water.

They can wield the powers of ndi mmiri in accordance to Igbo odinala if they are at peace with their water elements and don't need to be a priestess to do that.

Stop criticizing what you don't understand.

You[/quote]

[Please tell us the story so that we can learn.he cheated on her? He did her bad?

uote author=nedekid post=107993738]
Bros, in my younger days, there was this lady I dated. Only me noticed that if I meet with her, money must drop. Then I bought lexus GS 300 twin turbo, almost brand new ie 10k milage. Proceeds of dating her. This gist na 2002/2003 ohh.
I was gisting Over some booze with some friends and told them my observation. One of the said it was impossible and just luck. I told him I will prove it. That night, by 11.15pm(as we de booze oh) I got up, headed to Surulere all the way from egbeda to pick her. Hmm the next day b4 12pm, over 800k don drop. I go pick cash for Ikeja, driving home I got call again and had to turn back to Ilupeju another 400k. By 5 in the evening another 600k! Omo I called my friend and showed him the cash. This guy, a very superstitious and religious guy convinced me the lady was a white witch and I should run for my life. Fear caught me I fashied her.
Years later I meet this lady again, I confessed to her the luck I had while we dated, she smiled and said I was making money and not settling her. She gave me gist of what happened after me of how her fiancé died mysteriously. (story for another time).
This nigger swole up and almost busted before dying.
Omo, my head swell.[/quote]

[Dont let anybody discourage you,I know Yahoo plus guy who's covenant and time to die was up. They bless him only for four years with wealth.he died this month.now he is dead.

quoteor=Yaggi post=107993120]

Okay ,thanks[/quote]

[Its like u didn't know how powerful marine is...After Jesus power,it's marine.they are the fallen angels from heaven.if u touch them eh,their attack can wipe out ur whole generation.better Waka pass.


quote author=Emmanuelellah post=107992584]I will friend her first in the process pray and destroy her shrine with holy ghost fire convert her then marry her[/quote]

Ur fellow women will hate you secretly and openly.Men will be afraid to approach you.those who try are those who want to get in ur pants.

Ur pastor wife will rubbish ur name to her husband because pastor notice u and was staring helplessly while he was preaching at the altar.

U will have very few female friends cos ur intimidating especially if u are the total package...a woman with beauty,good character, intelligent, exposed,well traveled,cultured...

even the beautiful runsgirls will avoid you cos they can't measure up to u in other areas.this is my experience.

Another real life example: Beyonce vs Kim Kardashian!
Both beautiful women,but there the comparison ends! One is a beautiful, reserved, good character fine girl,while the other is an international prostitute.

Absolutely none of those Hollywood bitches are in Beyonce's class.If u put yonce in a room full of beautiful women,she will still come out on top.she is of the highest caliber.

I feel so sorry for nigerian ladies,they suffer so much in marriage.And that bride to be,people marry Delilah and dogs hoping they are virtuous women.
Poor groom! Poor wife.see the little kids made fatherless by avoidable death.

So shamefully sad.

And God gave women charm,every woman no matter how ugly she is,will always have one,two or three men chasing after her.its in every woman

The man will always be attracted to and fancy her.in his mind,she is his dream girl,

No woman on Earth can say they never had any admirer at any point in their lives.If they are single,it's by their choice.

[The ugly girls don't have options.they can't have their pick of men to choose from.very few men approach them,so they quickly accept the one that manage to notice them and settle down.

BUT , BEAUTIFUL girls,have so many men flocking around them,chasing them,they can pick or leave any they don't fancy.when she is ready,she will finally choose and marry.they are spoilt for choice.

Someone like Nengi of Bbnaija cannot be looking for man or husband.she will settle down wen she wants.A beautiful woman is a very lucky woman.

I know one average babe,only two men approached her for marriage.the second was a widower.the man is 58 years while she is 24.she has a child for him now.



quoteor=edunaragold post=107969340]A woman that says she is beautiful and ready to marry but the men are not coming only lies.

Tell me about it?

You see, a beautiful woman always loves handsome men, looks aren't enough to alot of woman.

Imagine a romantic caring young guy with a good job but has a bald head, loving and caring for a fair and beautiful woman he wishes to marry, only for her to turn down the offer. Years later, the guy is married to another lady and they both have beautiful kids, but the same lady is still single.

I always ask my self why, but in her phone lots of guys are always calling her. Most girls go for looks.

So any lady that says she is beautiful and still single never ready I beg; and why is it that lots of ugly girls or the girls that aren't beautiful are always the first to get married? You do the maths and me.[/quote]

U were not in love,u were simply infatuated.

Op,u're talking about infatuation,not love.love is smelly breathe,broke man,sick woman,unpaid bills, leaking roof,being bedridden,still birth...in other words,its commitment, fighting it out together,love is ride or die!

Anything other than this will crash under pressure.

[Go to Germany,if u have a younger brother or cousins send him to Dubai to help ur frien,or pick one of this guys here on Nairaland begging you to change their life by giving them the Dubai job as u plan on leaving for Germany.

In other words,just ensure u find a good,loyal,perfect replacement for that ur friend,he has tried for you very well.He is a true friend indeed.


quotepactValue post=107922630]Greetings, good people of Nairaland

Please I need a piece of honest advice from experienced nairalanders, I am a Software Engineer, I got an offer from a very close friend (He is like a brother to me) of mine that resides in Dubai to come and manage a club he co-owns to enable him time for other activities. I will need to learn how nightclubs operate since I have little or zero knowledge about the nightlife. I have the freedom to pick up side gigs (or remote work) when I can and He is not in any way restricting me but he needs me to learn the business with him.

The plan, in a simple language, when I learn the business well enough he will pull out and open his own so I can be his manager since he doesn't want recognition.

He paid for my flight ticket and was the one that processed the visa for me (tourism) and he is currently working on how my visa can be extended and my work permit too.

Before I came to Dubai, I applied for this opening with a tech firm in Berlin. I completed the last stage here in Dubai and have been sent the offer but I will have to relocate to Germany because the work is on-site, the company bare expenses regards flight ticket, travel insurance, visa process et al. The start salary is 56K euros per annum (gross).

Also, I resigned from a bank as a development specialist (full-time staff not yet confirmed though, was earning 450K naira net with other benefits) prior to my trip to Dubai. I was doing well in Nigeria because I earned a total of up to 800K (with all my works combined) just that the work ethic (the bank work) is toxic to me because you will work your brain out debugging code, plus I am looking at a good place that I can start a family when I am ready and Nigeria is a no for me unless I have enough money to send my kid abroad to study.

What do I do now that I am already in Dubai? I am passionate about tech and I love the echo system. Please any input from experienced fellows will go a long way for me.

Thanks in advance. Mod please help so I can get as much input as possible[/quote]

Yes sir ,I want to live forever, in new earth with Jesus and my loved ones.

Righteousness2:
You will live forever. It only depends on where.
You Live forever in Heaven if you Have JESUS Christ. You are Rapture or you Die with JESUS.
You Live Forever in Hell if you don't have JESUS or you Depart without JESUS.

[because it's genuine love,not love cos of money...
quote author=africandictator post=107207740]You have just destroyed a simps by with your Shakara. Leave that simp alone or better still get him some psychological help if you can afford him. It's crazy that you still love him now when he is broke and crazy, women are strange. Hope you are not considering him now because there are no options left? Because that's a poor decision.[/quote]

Sorry, darling...in case of any battle again,run there with speed.im alive today because I went there during fierce battle.

cbrezy:

[Sorry darling,it's a witchcraft programmed infirmity.Did u try MFM church?

quote author=cbrezy post=107852288]

This happened to my elder brother he dried up this was and he always used his hand do support his head while sitting down we took him to many places but the churches said it's spiritual all the hospital said they found nothing, we spent a lot of money but he still died, hospitals and ministries in Nigeria has led many to their early graves. [/quote]

[Its happening right now.im absolutely saying the truth.

quote author=ISelectMySins post=107813067]

Are you actually joking or serious. Omo! Your eyes have seen things ooo, lol[/quote]

[Im serious...its happening right now.

quote author=ISelectMySins post=107813067]

Are you actually joking or serious. Omo! Your eyes have seen things ooo, lol[/quote]

My dear,I noticed the same thing oh.I wonder where people get the Idea that married women don't sleep around.its only single girls,that because she is married,she doesn't fvcck Oda men!.many single girls are even more faithful.most married women are notorious cheaters.

There's one happening right now under my nose.The first young lady is fvccking her landlord,while the husband is abroad paying rent to the landlord yearly.he pays him for fvccking his wife.

The second younger one,a wicked thing like that.her poor husband is hussling sending her money for upkeep,rent, foodstuff,NEPA bills,water bills,...
She is a fvccker,she brings different boys home,they fvvck her on her husband's bed,under his roof,they wear his clothes,eat his food,drink his water,watch his TV,and after hot s#x they come to the balcony and start smoking.she thinks she is smart,but I see everything.

Wedding ring don't cure konji like they say.

[ The simple truth is she is a bad woman and wife.if she was smart she will
appreciate him,support him,encourage him,use sweet words,to motivate him to try harder and get a job.

She would have praise him by saying my man,you have done it before and you will still do it again.you have been taking care of me and my babies,this is just a little challenge,u will bounce back.

Watch how this man will move mountains, to impress her.

But since she got no sense,the reverse is the case.


quote author=pansophist post=107773668]Lots of folks are telling him to go get a job and get himself back on track, which is not a bad advice in itself, but the angle I'm looking at it from is that, how can he be able to trust his wife again? Isn't marriage based on trust, support and love anymore? If she treated him like this when he is down, then why is the obligation on him to level up and keep up with a woman that he shouldn't be married to in the first place?

Men marry with the impression that the wife is virtuous, supportive and a ride or die ally, but Situation the op experience is so painful, bordering traumatic. Personally for me, I can't look at such woman again as my wife, and that will end the marriage. What's the point carrying a dead weight on me? If a woman can't support you when things are hard, then of what usefulness is her presence in my life?

This is why I'm a proponent of testing the virtue of any woman you want to be with it. I mean, even a sheep is virtuous and supportive when things are going on smoothly, but the true test of character is when things are rough. Just a little challenge and she messed up big time. It should be up to her to regain his trust, not for him to appease her by getting back on his feet and pretend like nothing happened.

Putting the burden of leveling up financially on the man, without pointing to the despicable behaviour of the wife is wrong, and quite unfair o him. Even children are disciplined to be moral, good and observe ordained protocols, what more of an adult woman that knows what marriage is all about when she said "I do"?. This is so Sad [/quote]

Start immediately to pay your tithe faithfully.most important.something is eating up ur money.pray and fast for God to reveal if it's anyone behind it.

Do not always copy any type of fashion.this is fashion under the sea,marine advertisement.

[I sent u something a while back ,I asked for ur opinion,but u blatantly ignored me.I fear women and their human nature.

quote author=pocohantas post=107605836]It is not her fault that she has nyash. Big booty problems. If someone like Magnolia with her plank bumbum makes same move, you won’t video it. Abeg leave her to dance. The act of whining waist is an age-long African move. Before Shakira was conceived, Africans have been whining their waist and it wasn’t considered erotic or immoral.[/quote]

[Olukoya is not like that.he doesn't put you on camera or record you if you come for prayers..he never records anyone! t's true,it happened.im close to the office of the G.O mfm.so I know. And you know some people are public figure,they come to him in secret.in a way it's good,to hide their shame.cancer is not good news.

If u see the miracles happening there eh,u will want to serve God.what about a pastor,his family Idol made him mad.they brought him for prayers.madness left.

what about a woman with a speaking pregnancy,the baby tells her to shut up whenever she wants says in Jesus name during her prayers.she came for prayer and instantly went into labor,it was a baby with sharp teeth and horn.

what about a man that married a woman,this man went to beach at 1 am midnight to beg her not to kill him.the kids the woman born for him all died one by one.the man sold all husband property to see his children get well.but they all died.Then the woman died.

She started attacking the man, appearing everywhere,on his bed ,in the bathroom wen bathing, in his car seat.

Attacking the man in his office,they fired him at work cos they said he is a mad man .the woman was seriously attacking the man,to come join her in the water,all of a sudden during the appeasement.

Her house came out from under water when he went to sacrifice to her with big fat black goat and white rams,so that she will not to kill him and capture him to join her in water.

His children she bore him,all of them were there with their mother in the water,she told him my husband I'm here,see ur kids here ,u must die and come and join me.he ran to mfm church.it was mountain of fire that deliver him.

Hallelujah,Thank u Jesus.

quote author=AngelicBeing post=107524150]Are you sure about this information? How come no one has ever said or posted about this information apart from you? Winners Chapel of Oyedepo and even MFM would have put it as a testimony in any of their bulletins, [/quote]

[sorry about what u are going through...Go to any mountain of fire church around you for prayers.maybe enemies are spoiling ur efforts. quote author=phazotron post=107477392]


It's not that easy Bros

When you try to be a stronger Christian and Things get worse what do you do?

Or praying and praying and praying and believing and yet no answer?

I'm at the worst moment of my life and it's as if God doesn't exist

Or maybe he just abandoned me Sha �����[/quote]

[ oh yes! Bishop Oyedepo wife got healed after our Daddy Olukoya prayed for her and sent her for deliverance at prayer city camp.hot,violent prayers started on her. the demon had no choice but to pack their bag and leave! Her cancer disappeared!

Even my own case,Satan planned to close the chapter of my life in 2018, I was dying,my kidneys ,my organs we're shutting down...medicine,doctors cannot help me.

I quickly run for my life and went for deliverance and met our Daddy Olukoya,he prayed for me and sent me for deliverance,my organs picked up,my kidneys started working again...sickness left when aggressive hot prayers started!

That spirit of infirmity and death left by fire,by force.im alive typing this from my balcony today.hallelujah,thank u Jesus.


quote5ssDRIVE post=107476208]R.I.P
Tomorrow one maga go come tell me say, her cancer got cured after visiting MF.[/quote]

Chai...WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE HER TO OLUKOYA OF MFM.HE PRAYED FOR BISHOP OYEDEPO WIFE WHEN SHE HAD CANCER AND THEY CUT OFF ONE OF HER BREAST.DOCTOR GAVE HER TIME TO LIVE.OLUKOYA PRAYED FOR MAMA FAITH OYEDEPO AND SENT HER FOR DELIVERANCE AT MFM CAMP.THERE,THE CANCER DISAPPEARED.CHAI...WHY? HOW CAN THIS YOUNG WOMAN DIE UNTIMELY LIKE THAT? SO SAD.