Lolz... If you don't charge your phone overnight, how will you use it the following day?

You may not have the liberty of plugging it in for 45mins the next day and light may not even dey throughout that day at all at all!

This is Nigeria o!

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!!!

budaatum:
Sounds like your 17 year old niece has led your daughter astray. If I were you, I'd send her back home to start with, then me and hubby have to sit down and be honest about how we both produced this or lie and rue the consequences of our errors.

Read again, they raised both girls.

Job Title: Social Media Executive

Location: Lagos

Job Descriptions
• We are looking for a witty and strategic Part-time Social Media Executive to oversee our company's presence on a multitude of public platforms. You should create gripping content, analyze public feedback, and report on the effects of each key undertaking.
• You should strike a delicate balance between publishing frequent outputs and maintaining consumers' interest. Ideal candidate should be knowledgeable about the best posting times for each social media platform.

Responsibilities
• Creating written pieces that are sharp, memorable, and effective at prompting readers to take action.
• Proficient in graphic design to ensure that posts are engaging.
• Optimizing content for publication across various social media sites.
• Scheduling copy for release at optimal times.
• Monitoring users' engagement with and feedback on every post.
• Analyzing and reporting on the effects of publications.
• Maintaining a secure database of all login credentials.
• Remaining abreast of changes to all pertinent social media applications.
• Exploring the potential value of social media sites that are not yet in our repertoire.

Requirements
• HND or B.Sc in Marketing, Communication Studies, Journalism, Creative Writing, or similar courses.
• Experienced as a Social Media Executive at a similar company.
• Expert knowledge of all leading social media sites, including their algorithms.
• In-depth understanding of the processes surrounding the creation and distribution of paid advertisements.
• Ability to create authoritative and persuasive texts.
• Flexible and engaging writing style.
• Knowledge of pertinent engagement metrics.
• Appreciation for novel insights and ideas.

Application Closing Date
5th February, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send a detailed CV to: vlify007@hotmail.com and copy info.emmastinaltd@gmail.com using the "Job title" as subject of the email.

Job Title: Sales Executives

The vacancies exist in the states below:
• Lagos
• Abuja
• Port-Harcourt
• Enugu
• Onitsha
• Owerri
• Kano
• Kaduna
• Benin
• Uyo
• Calabar
• Ibadan

Job Description
• To develop new business relationships, identify prospects and follow through till the sale is closed.
• Prepare a proper marketing report on sales activities to superiors through scheduled reporting structure.
• Design / draft content filled proposals to prospective clients.
• To maintain effective relationships with existing clients in order to retain business
• Present the company to potential clients through face-to-face meetings, cold calls and emails.
Qualifications
• OND / HND / B.Sc from a reputable institution
• Minimum of 1-2 years sales or marketing experience.

Requirements
• Be interested in and desirous of success on a sales job
• Performance driven with the ability to deliver time-bound results
• Be an aggressive smart-worker that is committed to excellence
• Must be eloquent, persuasive and have an enviable communication skill
• Be able to drive and be ready to travel
• Be conversant with preferred location.

Functional / Technical Skills:
• Good communication skills and language expression skills, have affinity;
• Have good team spirit, can work under pressure;
• Attention to details and good organizational skills
• Good understanding of quality output
• Proficiency in the use of communication technology to deliver information and other basic and advanced business applications etc.

Behavioural / Management Development Skills:
• Strong interpersonal skills
• Strong relationship building and networking skills
• Ability to think strategically and holistically and to appreciate the inter-relationship and inter-dependencies among issues
• Should possess impeccable integrity and proven commitment to good governance
• Must have executive presence and inspire the confidence of stakeholders
• Strong negotiation and influencing skills

Application Closing Date
5th February, 2020.

How to Apply:
Interested and qualified candidates should send a detailed CV to: vlify007@hotmail.com and copy info.emmastinaltd@gmail.com using the "Job title and state" as subject of the email.

Nigerian always making lives difficult for Nigerians.

How do you accept a yearly rent and in advance from people whose monthly salaries are not even stable or come when expected? This is one reason tenants especially in Lagos are being exploited and rental cost is skyrocketing daily. Some landlords even collect 3years advance payments from new tenants.

Clearly a political statement... He has not said anything while speaking all the big and long grammar as far as I'm concerned.

FG has publicly declared that Amotekun is illegal... Tinubu where do you stand?

Call a spade a spade, stop accusing others of playing politics over the matter whereas people like you are those playing the real politics and the very reason Nigeria isn't making progress because they talk the talk during the talk and talk more when they should take action.

I pity our youths who have been swayed by this grammar and singing his praise.

You can't even eat a plate without crushing stones, is that one rice?

Boko! Boko!! Rehabilitation... Only in the Zoo!

Hahaha... I said it! Nigeria hates change and our leaders would rather die than allow any person, group or policy affect the status quo.

If only Nigerians know how much wealth those at the fore front of our monetary policy make by having full control of the FX market?

Patrioticman007:
What an hypocrite we have here, he is envious of Father Mbaka prowess.

Mumu... who told you they're competitors. Both may belong to the same denomination, but weren't born to always agree.

Moreover, he has not even criticized Fr. Mbaba in the writeup, he only broke down your perception, my perception, the politicization of a religious prophecy according to what each one choose to see or believe.

BabaRamota1980:


Amotekun is not illegal because FG says so.

Let me coach you on a few things.

Yoruba has international credibility far ahead of any other ethnic group in Africa.

When it comes to democracy it is because of Yoruba that other countries give any atom of regard to Nigeria.

Obasanjo introduced democracy to Nigeria while every other tribe was plotting coup and destroying society. When Nigeria was at brink of collapse in 1993, Yoruba again, with the sacrifice of blood, fought for reinstatement of democracy.

Is there any ethnic group in Nigeria that has ever fought an opponent and laid the lives of its leadership at the battle front beside Yoruba? MKO and his wife, Kudirat, Gani Fawehinmi Chief Adesanya, and many others. These were not military men. None of them wore ranks but they stood in battle against military and at the end of the day Yoruba won the war and gave democracy back to the land.

Yoruba has never planned coup. Not because we dont know how to kill but we are nation builders and coup is not part of nation building.

We would not start a war....but we will not run from one either.

On the international front global powers keep accurate record of history and they know who is who. Yoruba's virtue and credibility has never been tainted. If a war comes to Nigeria Yoruba will be the ally world powers would need to restore sanity, order and rebuild. If we ask for war hardwares we will not be turned down.

So FG is a nobody, and if FG does not count, you do not count either.

I refer you back to Sowore's case. He did not spend half as much time as Kanu spent in prison. Kanu is a British citizen and so is his wife. Dasuki is a Northerner and no one cared about him either. But you saw what happened after Sowore was maltreated.


We can pull weight and crush Nigeria. Like I said, we are nation builders! There are ways to correct what is wrong with Nigeria without a war...but if a war is necessary, again we do not run from war and we do not turn tail and flee battlefield either.

Obviously, you have no sense. Your ego eroded every trace of sense in your head.

Double standards everywhere. Nigeria can never be one. Never.

Nigeria was made for the North and Buhari is king of the North.

My prayer is that God should open the eyes of the Yorubas so they don't become slaves to the North for too long.

It's high time the South writes its own constitution that will usher progress and let Sharia continue to rule in the North.

Nigeria has been on its road to destruction for years... This is so glaring, but many continue to cheer on the government and refuse to admit this calamity due to one reason or the other.

... Sad that many will be full of regrets when they realise that you needn't be Nnamdi Kanu's brother to hate this government. It's the human thing to do.

The hardship, poverty and injustice across Nigeria right now no get part 2.

Whoever can do this must be very wicked and heartless.

Paracetamol, how?

Lies!

He's mad!

What do you mean by addiction? Let's know where your problem lies?

Sleeping with prostitutes or having several sex partners doesn't mean you're a sex addict.

How old are you?
What is your threshold?
How long can you do without sex?
How were you disflowered?
Are you tending towards perversion?
What are the craziest things you've done for sex?
What humiliation has your love for sex brought you?

There are so many other questions I'd love to ask. Anyway, I believe you're seeing a problem where there's no problem; perhaps as a result of the expectations you've had of yourself. You may have gone low beneath the standard you never imagined... you just slipped bro, you just slipped, you'd get better once you stop beating yourself up.

I love sex. Everyman loves sex. Most men do nasty things for sex, if you have real friends you'd know.

I love sex too bro. I can't even go one month without it, otherwise toilet go hear am. I can't even try the 10 months like you did, I'll just malfunction. BUT I'M NOT AN ADDICT.

Fix yourself or your paranoia may make you lose everything, your girl, even you job.

You're a man.

Distance played its part though... but he's too fast for you. It's a fact, we all can't be on the speed lane.

You sound like my wife... I was just patient enough.

So you didn't push him away.

Let him continue to pay till you get tired of acting... find someone who gives you attention.

He'll never change... and you'll never find happiness there.

A case from 2017... Now I believe those screwing Bobrisky are in the presidency.

Nigeria is finished!

A lot of hidden truths and facts in this short article... This could save a life, avert crisis, bring about self discovery and make people live happier if they get the message herein.

Nigerians must have more than 5% share of that number.

Story... The main thing is that Leicester City cut a lot of tickets yesterday, and it's because of Ndidi.

Chai, the kind of race this young lady will pick ehnn when she sees the man again!

Women have every right to ATTACK (in Donald Trump's voice) anyone encroaching on their territory. Surely she must have accosted the man before now, but since that pus.sy keeps calling him back then the pus.sy must FALL.

Scammers everywhere!

I wonder why people would prefer foreign names?

These are some of the fundamental problems of the black man who continues to live in denial and refuse to acknowledge his God's given gifts and potentials because he's always looking up to the white man.

Many of us have foreign names by default as a result of our Faith, but I will never put my English name first because of the pride I derive from my native name. When you call my name, you know where I come from and I am proud of the culture of my people.

Calabar and Akwa Ibom people are most annoying culprits of this disorder, imagine someone bearing, John Peter Hope.

Pentecostalism is one major cause of this problem.

Cash in on it now or you may lose it eventually. Pets are just like babies, you don't have them when you aren't ready because they require a lot of attention, time and resources.

The decision is yours.

matinos28:
He has nothing to apologize for. She 'manhandled' him

Yea, the woman went too far and the pope's reaction is just of human.

The woman would have felt offended though, but I think it will be mainly because of the media hype.

Nigeria itself is a scam. A country that has NEVER met a target and has no plans for its people.

Vision 2020, vision 2020, it's finally dawned on us.

APCNig:


So you expect Nigeria to just accept it? You must be dreaming. Nigerria is West Africa, no Nigeria, no West Africa. We closed our boarders and all West African countries are crying and weeping. So, we take the shoots and as the Chairman, we speak last. If we Nigeria do not accept it, ECOWAS will have no other choice than to also rescind its decision, else we will muzzle ECOWAS to death. And with Major General Muhammadu Buhari on the seat, Nigeria can kill the whole ECOWAS economically.

Keep quiet.

Nigeria is a member of the organization, hence part of the deliberation and decision on the PROPOSAL. A sensible government ought to have consulted its economic team to determine the implications of such decisions and THEN TAKE A STAND.