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PoliticsRe: Igbos Meet In The U.S. To Determine Their Future In Nigeria by greenmonk:
Ganiyat72:
Very commendable from great Igbo tribe. When will we yoruba tribe realise that nigeria is not working and start charting our own course for a new nation where our children future will be protected?.

How i wish we were not religiously divided in yoruba land, we would hav been speaking with thesame voice like the great Igbo nation who are homogeneous ethnicaly and religiously.
No region is working in nigeria. If we look carefully we will realise that our governors are doing worse to us than the federal government.
Just think of the amount of resources wasted in Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom, Imo, Delta, ondo states, etc by their governors from 1999 till date with no industry or tangible infrastructure to show for it you will weep for us.
Ibos in diaspora should first think of their economic upliftment of their region before this clamour for seccession.
If any region in nigeria pulls out with the present crop of selfish leaders the situation in southern sudan will be childsplay in comparism to what shall become of them.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Served IBB And Abacha 1993-98. As MKO And Saro Wiwa Cry For Justice by greenmonk: 11:16pm On Jun 15, 2018
TRUTHTOPOWER:
GEJ the hero had no clue how to give justice to Biafra, Niger Delta. He is loved and worshipped by those he left at the mercy of marginalisation. Was GEJ hopping to be there for ever. What justice did he do to any part of Nigeria that would insulate them from injustice to a large extent.

What is the infrastructure in the east or south that could usher in development?
Seaport?
East West Road?
Revenue Sharing formula?
Restructuring?
Did he exercise presidential power as if he was on an urgent mission to right any wrong in 6 years?

And when you extend it to 16 years of PDP. Was poverty rate not increasing from year to year? Was naira not falling from year to year?

So If you deem one government to be bad and you look back to the previous ones it was not good on its own terms but only appearing to be good when compared to what you now have, what do you do? Lazily, you crawl back to where you came from and begin the cycle all over again.

If you are clueless as to how to be a wise citizen 1 year to election, how do you expect the citizens you elect to be any wiser than your clueless self.
Mad people everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Jesus Had Sex..see More Shocking Secrets by greenmonk: 12:31am On Jun 13, 2018
osasdivine00:
The guy is dumb
You are assuming yourself to be a christian while you are empty and filled with evil and foul language.
CelebritiesRe: Jesus Had Sex..see More Shocking Secrets by greenmonk: 12:28am On Jun 13, 2018
osasdivine00:
It obvious you woke up on the wrong side of d bed or u took cocaine
What do you really know about God or religion?
CelebritiesRe: Jesus Had Sex..see More Shocking Secrets by greenmonk: 10:55am On Jun 07, 2018
Nicklaus619:
For saying this trash, may Amadioha rape you to death
Jesus is Amadioha.
AgricultureRe: We sale Chicken Processing Machines of all types. by greenmonk: 12:28pm On Jun 06, 2018
What are the sizes and price?
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Behaviours Are Killing Me Inside by greenmonk: 3:44am On Jun 05, 2018
Chopwater:
Haha My english is bad. i mean one boxer tru out d day. I've body odor i can't deny it, bt d way i'm taking my hygiene serious i don't think u wil know. pls can i ask u a question. can u tell if someone has body odor after taking his bath putting on neat clothes with perfume nd deodorant.if yes then i need to work on my hygiene more.
Stop using deodorant, it can worsen your case instead just use perfume on your cloths.
CelebritiesRe: Actor Mike Godson Reacts To Amazing Makeup Transformation Of An Albino Lady by greenmonk: 9:59pm On Jun 02, 2018
Oyindidi:
I like my natural look.
The pictures are not the same person. Look at the ears.
HealthRe: How To Cure Asthma For Free Using Herbs - Confirmed & Tested - 100% Effective by greenmonk: 1:52pm On Jun 02, 2018
Babalawos:
Asthma is a common long-term inflammatory disease of the airways of the lungs. It is characterized by variable and recurring symptoms, reversible airflow obstruction and bronchospasm. Symptoms include episodes of wheezing, coughing, chest tightness and shortness of breath.

These episodes may occur a few times a day or a few times per week or month. Depending on the person, they may become worse at night or with exercise

Asthma is caused by a combination of genetic and environmental factors. Environmental factors include exposure to air pollution and allergens. Other potential triggers include medications such as aspirin and beta blockers.

There is no cure for asthma in othodox medicine but there is cure in Nigeria Herbal Medicine which I will teach you today how to cure Asthma using herbal medicine.

There are several herbal methods of curing asthma. I will only list one herbal method here. I hope Federal Government of Nigeria invest in our Herbal medicine.

ITEMS NEEDED TO TREAT AND CURE ASTHMA

I. Kola
II. Avocado Pear Leaves
III. Garlic
IV. Honey
V. Water

HOW TO CURE ASTHMA

Get all items above, pound all together, put all in a 4 liter container with water and add 1 bottle of pure honey. Leave 1 day to format. Take 3 times a day until condition improves.

I dedicate this post to all those that have asthma within and outside Nigeria. May you be healthy through the information on my article.

Thank you for reading, leave your comments

Babalawos
Thanks.
HealthRe: Wonderful Kola by greenmonk: 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2018
blessingthanks:
Medicinal Usefulness of Wonderful Kola

Wonderful kola also known as (buchholzia) seeds is quickly gaining popularity as it seems to be a cure to almost all ailments. Its look stands out from the normal kola as it looks like a root and not a fruit like the others.


We gathered a list of cures to a few ailments. The procedures may seem crude but as we all know, when it comes to nature, the cruder, and the better.

For each ailment listed below, wonderful kola is taken in doses and mixed with various liquids. Please ensure to use as stated below for maximum effect. These are just a few examples of the work of wonderful kola.  There’s so much more to be gained from its usage.

 Asthma

Get 3 wonderful kola balls and a small amount of ginger. Grind all these together and mix with 50cl pure honey and 25cl lime juice. Take a tablespoon full, three times daily for a month.


Waist pains

Backache and stomach problems: Cut 3 wonderful kola into pieces and pour into 50cl measurement of soda water. Take a shot per day, twice daily for as long as needed.


Ulcer

Get 3 wonderful kolas and 3 unripe plantain, pound everything together. Pour 3 liters of water on it for 2 days, then filter after the two days have elapsed. Take half a glass twice daily for a month.


Burning belly fat

Use 3 wonderful kolas and 3 lime, mixed with extra lemon. Take 4 tablespoons, morning and night for two weeks.


Menstruation pains

Cut 3 wonderful kola into pieces and mix with 50cl measurement of lime juice. Allow to ferment for 24hrs, effective when taken during menstrual period. Take 4 tablespoons, twice daily for two weeks.


Impotency

Get 3 Wonderful cola, cut it into pieces, prepare with hot (local gin) for 2 days, after that take a shot cup before breakfast and one after meal in the night for 3 days.


Typhoid and Malaria 

Get 4 wonderful cola, 4 ginger, 4 bitter cola, cut them into pieces and prepare with 2 bottles of 7up for 2 days. Adult: 2 spoonful, children: 1 tablespoon.


Toothache: Get 1 cola, grind and put inside ogogoro (local gin) for some minutes, then put in your mouth for 3 minutes.

Worms: Get 2 wonderful cola, grind and put in tonic water for 2 days. Adult: 2 tablespoon and Children: 1 tablespoon, 2 times daily.

Rheumatism: Get 4 wonderful cola, 4 ginger, 5 bitter cola, 2 alligator pepper, little iyere spice, scent leaf, pound together and prepare with hot. Take 2 spoon in the morning and in the evening.

Gonorrhea: Wonderful cola, potash, tobacco leaf, 15 ampicillin capsules, prepare with hot. Take 2 spoon in the morning and at night.

Cholera: Buy 3 wonderful cola, prepare with lime juice and scent juice for 2 days. Adult, 2 spoon; children, 1 spoon 4 times daily.


Whit-low: Grind 1 wonderful cola and put in lime juice to ferment, put your affected finger in it for 10 minutes. Do it repeatedly, it will disappear.
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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by greenmonk: 11:14pm On May 31, 2018
jayF19:
There was a way this lie sounded, it was about to be true but deep down in your mind.. you know. grin grin
Like the scum you are.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 5 Soldiers In Borno Ambush by greenmonk: 10:56pm On May 31, 2018
Eleniyan007:
Chai if to say 9ja get high tech gadget dy for avoid the ambush
Which hightech pass your natural common sense and senses.
The other day a phone fell out of my pocket while on motorbike, two civilian vehicles behind me swerved to avoid the object but the third vehicle, driven by NA personnel ran over the phone.
While being mad for losing my phone I reflected on the security alertness and consciousness of our troops; what if the phone had been an ied?
CrimeRe: Rejoinder: Is Breaking Of Shop & Stealing No More Crimes In Nigeria? by greenmonk: 11:18am On May 30, 2018
Fent:
That is wrong. Even if your tenant is stubborn or whatever, u still have to follow the due process & get your lawyer to serve them quit notice and take them to court. The court will be the one to eject them, not you. You can't take the law into your own hands.
As you progress thru the court they (the court will be paying your bills and childrens school fees)?
That the law is sckewed against the land should not make us to lose sight of what is morally right or wrong.
After using a premeises for several years you refuse increase in rent because the law is in your favour and expect the land lord to fold his hands.
Once a landlord asks me for increase in his house rent I either pay up, negotiate with him or evoke the tenancy notification clause which is three months notice to relinquish the premises because his house is a business venture.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: You Won't Believe How Much A Company Want To Pay A Graduate With NYSC Cert. by greenmonk: 9:03am On May 30, 2018
Kayoski:
Have you asked how much revenue the company generates monthly?

If you have been an employer of labour you won't be talking nonsense...if you can't take 25k , then continue soaking your garri or go start a company and see how "easy" it is to pay another man salary


my family runs a school biz, students pay 23k for fees...and teachers with HND /BSC get paid about 25k for starters....Even your govt struggle to pay the minimum wage of 18k....Do you expect a coy to run into debts because you are a "graduate"

If you so detest the 25k ,go and start your own company..
Dont mind him. When he was employed by nysc and paid 19500 he did not complain but when an employer wants to promote him to 25000 he is complaining.
Jokes EtcRe: Name A Word That Is Spelt The Same Way Backwards by greenmonk: 9:41am On May 29, 2018
Ada, Ede, omo, Apapa, gag, eke, ette, atta, rotor, etc
EducationRe: SHOCKING: See What Primary School Teachers Earn Per Month In Luxembourg by greenmonk: 9:16am On May 29, 2018
BlackAdam55:
[color=darkred] the money too small can u imagine now assuming $=1naira who go work that kind work[/color] undecided
A bottle of 1 litre of water is $2.
CrimeRe: Rejoinder: Is Breaking Of Shop & Stealing No More Crimes In Nigeria? by greenmonk: 9:30pm On May 27, 2018
Fent:
This thread is to draw the attention of Nigerians and the security agencies to the illegal things some landlords do in Lagos. I read one thread here on Nairaland where a lady cried out for help when her landlord took the law into his hands and broke into the lady's shop in Abule Egba and stole her money and goods from her shop. So landlords are now taking the law into their hands and doing illegal ejection using threats and breaking of apartments. This country can never develop if we keep supporting crime. I decided to immediately investigate her claims since the area is popular in Abule egba and I will give u the result of my investigation later.

Here is the link to the thread in case u didn't read it.

https://www.nairaland.com/4524479/pls-breaking-shop-stealing-property

What surprised me was that many people who commented were blaming the lady for not quitting the shop when the landlord started threatening her. As if it's so easy to leave a place you've been doing business and people know u for up to seven years or more. It surprises me that instead of Nigerians to strongly condemn such behavior by the landlord, they're indirectly encouraging it. So is it that the law is now dead in Nigeria? How can someone have the guts to do such a thing and people are now turning it into a tribal war and sentiments instead of tackling the main issues?

Look this can happen to anybody so we shouldn't blame the lady for not quitting the shop since last year. Do you know the reason why she couldn't leave the shop? That's not what she asked u to advice her, she said she needed to alert the people and the government that her life was in danger and she needed urgent protection since it seems the landlord was trying to compromise and bribe the police and refused to honor police invitation despite the gravity of his offense.

I'm also surprised dat even when some people turned it into tribal issues and suggested that she must be igbo and the landlord must be yoruba, she still came to the thread and told us that both herself and the landlord are yorubas but people still insulted her despite you know she needed help. You sit at the comfort of your home to type and insult others and don't know what people are going through. This can happen to anybody. It happened to that lady now, it can happen to you or your family or friends tomorrow. So you never can tell.

This is what i found out as i investigated. Her claims are very true even the stealing of her money and goods. That place is a very busy place and popular in abule egba. The lady has been there for many years. That woman they call iyalode is an illiterate woman who was jealous of her because she's educated. The iyalode is the landlord's late elder brother's wife and she behaves like a lord and a government unto herself on that street by going to many of the shops and stalls on that Santos avenue to always extort money and many things from them.

What led to the hatred is because this lady refused to give her a weavon she's selling in her shop which cost more than 10k for free. For God's sake how do you expect someone to give u under duress what she's selling to make a living just because u're the landlord's brother's wife. This is even when this lady used to make hair for the iyalode free that last year. She started hating her when she knew she cannot just come and take anything from d lady's shop as she used to do to some other shops.

That was how this woman ganged up wit the landlord against her and told her to quit so that they can give the shop to another person who would pay more than what she was paying. But instead of giving her quit notice they started spoiling her name and cut off her light last year. And u people are supporting this kind of behavior? This country is finished because people can no longer think objectively! So when they were tied of spoiling her name since she just ignored them, they now ganged up again and the landlord came himself with thugs to break her door and stole her money and goods. There are witnesses who saw him. Her shop is well stocked with costly cartons of weavons and attachments and hair creams so I wonder why people were saying she can't have such money in her shop. How much is 170k by the way that a person can't have it in his shop? Are Nigerians that poor?

When a person has a problem, try and help if u can but don't worsen the problem with ur words. The landlord has committed a serious crime as far as I'm concerned and must be dealt with according to the law. If it's in saner climes this landlord and that iyalode and those people who conspired against this lady should be in prison by now. Nigeria will remain backward if we keep supporting evil and if the police keep taking bribes to favour certain people. My one cent.
What if she is the one that wants to vacate the shop and the landlord refuses that she must continue as a tenant in that shop?
Will the landlord be justified then?
AgricultureRe: I Want To Buy Fenugreek Seeds And Black Cumin Seeds by greenmonk: 9:40pm On May 26, 2018
Smurfette:
I have black seeds in Jos, what quantity do you need?
I need 1kg of this, what's your rate?
HealthRe: Catholic Priest Infected With Ebola In Congo As Bishops Pray For Him Afar. by greenmonk: 9:26am On May 26, 2018
Earthbound:
Ebola, Africa's black plague.


Call me a conspiracy theorist but I believe Ebola is an engineered disease.
There was a movie about how it was engineered in the 70s during the cold war and was accidentally released in a squable between us and ussr secret agents.
If not how come it is only US that has the vaccine in substantial quantity?
Foreign AffairsRe: “we Can Destroy Israel In Less Than 12 Minutes” Says Pakistani Commander by greenmonk: 10:24pm On May 20, 2018
Abbeybailey:
You are a fool of the highest order. The best in your lineage can't carry my jockstrap. I went to Catholic schools all my life and i am a practising Pentecostal but a hungry fool with kwashiokor ridden body is mouthing off garbage. You are suffering in a failed state and your life objection is to be obsessed about places no one in your cursed lineage ever been to.
What's all these about?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Car Falls Into A Stream In Owerri, As Driver Loses Control As by greenmonk: 8:18pm On May 19, 2018
AfraTales:
What of the driver?
D driver could be in d river
RomanceRe: Apprentice Mechanic Dies During Sex Romp With Food Vendor by greenmonk: 6:18pm On May 17, 2018
pyyxxaro:
He's gone , but his Manhood lives on
Foaming in the mouth! Tramadol in action.
CrimeRe: Gunman Trying To Rob Children Shot Dead By Mom (photos) by greenmonk: 7:40am On May 15, 2018
fuckerstard:
I'm not sure he killed anyone yet.
Have you heard of effective and proactive policing?
Not the Nigerian type where robbers operate for seven hours robbing more than five banks without let only for police to start arresting people the following day as suspected robbers and EFFECTIVELY extracting confessions from them.
CrimeRe: Gunman Trying To Rob Children Shot Dead By Mom (photos) by greenmonk: 7:32am On May 15, 2018
decatalyst:
Yes, her profession is not a WAIST! grin
No! her profession includes waist unless you meant waste.
Buhari youths should learn to read from hard copy books.
CrimeRe: Gunman Trying To Rob Children Shot Dead By Mom (photos) by greenmonk: 11:49pm On May 14, 2018
fuckerstard:
He deserves to be jailed, he might still change to be a better person.
After killing two or three people?
What if you are ine of them?
RomanceRe: Lady Dumps Man Who Wants To Marry Her Because He Can't Cook, Leaks Their Chat by greenmonk: 7:31am On May 14, 2018
khalazi:
So if your wife is pregnant, and someday asks for a meal you'd buy her one?
So being pregnant exempts a woman from cooking.
This generation is making it look like pregnancy started in this your generation.
InvestmentRe: Anyone Experienced About This Supposed "Silver Extraction Business" by greenmonk: 6:44am On May 14, 2018
I also know that some people made money out of mmm and swiss gold but they still turned out to be scam.
If you made money but cannot explain or demo how it works then it is a ponzi and scam.
SportsRe: I Want Everyone To Give Their Respect To Arsenal Football Club, The Invincible S by greenmonk: 11:10pm On May 13, 2018
But can they return they respect when we need it?
TV/MoviesRe: Mercy Johnson Is Giving Birth Like Rabbits - Online Uaer by greenmonk: 11:07pm On May 13, 2018
Is it your rabbit?
EducationRe: I Got 289 In Jamb. Will Bowen University Give Me Medicine. by greenmonk: 10:47pm On May 13, 2018
Na cough syrup they will give you oo and it is not good if you are likely to operate a rotating equipment or run on empty stomach.
TravelRe: I Will Take You abroad For #220,000 by greenmonk: 6:50am On May 13, 2018
vowsng:
I think he said it's like a favour, the invitee will pay for the expenses half way, i was actually convinced till i posted it here.
If 200k can send someone to anywhere near europe I would be sending like 3 members of my entended family every year until we establish a colony there.
If the man want to help people relocate why not start from his own extended family given that his sister is already there or are they tired of being rich.

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