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Education / Re: What Next After ASUU Loses In The Appeal Court -- Asuukiller by greenmonk: 7:41am On Sep 26, 2022
budaatum:


No need to be sorry. I'm still not giving you any education for free. Though if you were to be honest with yourself you'd admit to hardly ever reading what I've written.

Next time you do read what I write, share or quote it so we all know you've read please, and correct me where you think I've written it wrong. And as a bonus, comment on what you read so we can know if you've understood it or not.

Thanks in advance.
you really write very badly for a lecturer

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Has Just Completed 2nd Cable Suspended Bridge At Onna…photos by greenmonk: 9:04pm On Sep 08, 2022
nesphil:
sai e pain you.
Akwa Ibom is Rising! hater.
grin grin grin grin
It's not matter of hater or no hater. Our governors are taking us for very big rides and we cheer them along.
Imagine the level of wastage of resources in Rivers state in building of over head bridges in the name of flyovers when 80% of Rivers state is without good roads and have the poorest network of roads in nigeria.
I don't praise mediocrity.
How can you celebrate a culvert as a suspended bridge.
Family / Re: Do I Need To Suspect That My Wife May Have Cheated On Me During Her Vacation? by greenmonk: 9:43am On Sep 06, 2022
Richy4:

Oh!! the wise one... I believed that the hours she spent on the road or flight while coming back, she can never get tired because she was on vacation right?

If he decides to wait for a day or two before having the much talked about sex, he will die right?.. You guys should be real just for a little.. it doesn't cost much. embarassed

Is this one a human being or a robot?
Agriculture / Re: Broiler Off Takers Need In Ota, Ogun State by greenmonk: 12:50pm On Aug 23, 2022
Movet:
We need off takers to buy our 7 weeks broilers per kg. Our farm is in Ota, Ogun state. Please link up
How much per kg
Agriculture / Re: Contact Jovar For ALL Improved Seedlings, Seeds & Suckers by greenmonk: 11:47am On Aug 13, 2022
Jovar:
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What type of nut is this?

Agriculture / Re: Contact Jovar For ALL Improved Seedlings, Seeds & Suckers by greenmonk: 5:54am On Aug 13, 2022
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Can date palms thrive in Imo /Rivers and how long to maturity.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Not Ready For Presidency by greenmonk: 7:27pm On Aug 12, 2022
able20:
Dr Ajulo and co are drunk in the afternoon very unusual.
Obi is fully equipped & ready, only crazy deluded Ode will say such.
Our country is been destroyed and vandalized by those corrupt politicians with structures and consultations.
Let us try some different from the usual way that never worked.
Don't mind them.
Twice in my life I have been given job positions that I have not done before but because I have the zeal I excelled in those two positions to the chagrin of those those who expected me to fail.
Running a country or an organisation is always team working especially if you have people of like mind working together.
These political jobbers should continue supporting their old crooks who have ran Nigeria into the mud and allow the youth who support and want Peter Obi to elect him to repair the country that they have damaged.
Crime / Re: Okada Ban: Slow But Welcome Development. by greenmonk: 11:23pm On Jul 21, 2022
Kurutinto:
Fools always using other people's tribal names to mask their real identities.
Don't mind the ijiot.
Has he banned the major kidnappers who are of the political class.
Are the okada riders not forced to take on the inglorious job just to get food on their tables?
Are the politicians not the ones who nurtured the kidnappers and and bandits?

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Politics / Re: Baba Ahmed: I Don't Have The Plan Of Feeding The Youths With Agbado And Cassava. by greenmonk: 10:47pm On Jul 21, 2022
GOFRONT:
Hmmmmm.......Obidatti.

Since 2011, I have never used my PVc to Vote. This time around, Come 2023, Inshallah Insha Jehova, I and other meaningfull youth shall Obidiently put it into good use to bring in Obidatti.

There's gonna be light at the end of the tunnel and that light is Obidatti.
OBIDATTI is better than assembling 200 bishops
Education / Re: I Feel Ashamed Nigerian Professors Earn Less Than $1000 A Month - TETFund Boss by greenmonk: 9:01pm On Jul 19, 2022
siofra:


I don't know why Nigerians are so ignorant.

If you know what it takes to be a professor, you'll know they are underpaid.

I'm currently a graduate research assistant and I've seen hell especially in a country like this that is bent on frustrating your life.

Who is frustrating your life, is it not those your professors?
That you went to school doesn't make you better than anyone. Just look for a way to make yourself really productive and efficient .
I've been unable to attain my expectations but I have also refused to take it out on others.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Has Just Completed 2nd Cable Suspended Bridge At Onna…photos by greenmonk: 9:54pm On Jul 18, 2022
Mikolo70:
I no understand.. Suspended bridge dey get pillars and na ground dem dey for other countries.... JESU!!! E GBAMI!!!
Don't mind them,
See person de call culvert suspended bridge.
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Has Just Completed 2nd Cable Suspended Bridge At Onna…photos by greenmonk: 9:52pm On Jul 18, 2022
Mikolo70:
I no understand.. Suspended bridge dey get pillars and na ground dem dey for other countries.... JESU!!! E GBAMI!!!
Don't mind them
Education / Re: I Feel Ashamed Nigerian Professors Earn Less Than $1000 A Month - TETFund Boss by greenmonk: 9:10pm On Jul 18, 2022
Dvdpity:


Please post the salary of a British or American professor. I dare you. Its a challenge. Post the salary of educators in Britain and USA. If possible post the salaries of professors with specialization in medicine and other professional studies. I dare you.
Who told you that salaries are universal.
What percentage of their salary do our professors pay as tax, house rental or electricity bill.
Even in USA professors in different institutions are paid differently.
For us to move forward we have to make sure people are paid for their output and not because they have certificates which most of them can not defend in practice.
Professor na for mouth?

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Education / Re: I Feel Ashamed Nigerian Professors Earn Less Than $1000 A Month - TETFund Boss by greenmonk: 3:03pm On Jul 18, 2022
Dvdpity:


Try to understand the point.

Primary school tutors in Nigerian school systems or anywhere in the world attended the university. Hence they were educated by professors.
Hopefully you will understand.
So the professors were born as professors and were not taught by anyone other than a professor.
Or are you implying that professors do the most difficult tasks on earth?
So because you are a professor you must receive the highest pay in the country.
Are professors the highest paid employees in America or Britain whom we like to use as our yardsticks?

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Crime / Re: The Faces That Defrauded Me by greenmonk: 8:54pm On Jul 17, 2022
HenryWilliams:


As rightly quoted earlier. A private citizen can't declare someone wanted no matter the offence (civil/criminal) committed against him.. only the Police or other approved security agencies can do that.
You sound silly with this statement of yours.
So what's the title of this post if you aren't fraudulent?
Crime / Re: The Faces That Defrauded Me by greenmonk: 12:29pm On Jul 17, 2022
obiekunie01:


You sound very dumb.
Enlightened fraudster
Crime / Re: The Faces That Defrauded Me by greenmonk: 11:53pm On Jul 15, 2022
obiekunie01:


OK. but i hope you know its illegal for you as a citizen to declare another citizen wanted - it is only the police with a warrant from a competent court of law that is allowed to declare anybody wanted.

you can be sued for libel and you will pay heavily for damages despite the fact they they stole your money.

To avoid problems for yourself pls allow the police to do their job.

Its an advice.
But it is legal for them to steal his money.
I don't know where you people get these legal sense of entitlement to fraud.

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Agriculture / Re: African Egg Plant Vegetable Seeds by greenmonk: 9:21am On Jul 14, 2022
[quote author=chidubem20 post=114493712]The African egg plant vegetable ( efo gbagba) seeds are available in large quantity. Contact 08114502218. Only serious buyers needed pls.[/quote

Pictures and price please
Romance / Re: Irrational Behavior Of My 1year 7month Old Boy by greenmonk: 2:56pm On Jul 12, 2022
mtmboss:
Hello nairalanders/ parents. I have this issues bordering me lately I will like to seek parents advice and opinion about. I have a 1year 7month old boy that behave weird, he doesn't want to be around me his father except when I have goodies and immediately the goodies finishes he ran back to his Mom, he follows his mom everywhere, the mom is currently heavily pregnant and I'm already having a serious headache about this, cos his very stubborn and would gum his mom everywhere. he his scared of men the antinatal male doctors about attending to his mom he will be scared and start crying like someone who his traumatized and cry's always. this issue is embarrassing for his mom and bothersome, he doesn't allow the mom to rest or have a free time except when his sleeping, have been a freelancer and works from home and have been with this boy since the day of delivery and suddenly he doesn't want to see me he won't want to associate with me and cry anytime I want to play with him, he doesn't want me to carry him, have tried beating but it doesn't work just to stop crying for no reason and following his mom, one thing about this boy is, he his is a smart kid that knows and understand his environment and what his doing very well and we his parents don't associate with stranger cos of bad blood we've experience in the past so I'm now fed up and depressed pls parents I will appreciate your sincere advice and opinions thanks
OP you are the cause of the problem. He saw trying to strangle his mother and you constantly put yourself between them. He is your competition.
Don't worry the rivalry will end soon and you all will be alright.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Uproar In Enugu As Group Reportedly Boo Peter Obi And Victor Umeh by greenmonk: 2:29pm On Jul 12, 2022
jom28gy:
This is Hausa/Fulani write up,so am not surprised

Why all these tribalistic quotes. Is Peter Obi an Ibo project?
You people are De-marketing him but I suspect you are not ibos.
Politics / Re: My Apologies To Senator Ike Ekweremadu by greenmonk: 2:00pm On Jul 12, 2022
Emmanuelcann:

This is good!!!
We hitherto misguided and myopic nigerians also join you to apologise to our legislathieves, both the honorablesless and sinactors for previously seeing them as the lowest of the low. We misunderstood their motives and now realise that they only joined hands to rubberstamp Nigeria to the heights of greatness. They are all patriots in the mien of Nelson Mandela and Patrice Lumumba. They should please forgive us and our foolishness.
We are sorry.
And we pray for God to guide us to continue to recycle them until they have relieved us the trouble of thinking for ourselves and done us the good of complete population change in this country so that all the children of the poor will cease to exist after they have done us the honour of harvesting our organs including our brain to be transplanted in the bodies of the rich children. At least by then we would have defeated the devil that held down from becoming part of the wealthy and powerful.

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Romance / Re: Quickie with Housegirl Gone Terribly Wrong.. by greenmonk: 8:22am On Jul 12, 2022
SultanOfPuna:

Some kind lies you no suppose lie for outside, dem go beat you like theif.
You will soon tell me you remember the doctor that delivered you.
If you say 2 years i go try understand. Bro nobody not even Jesus can remember the 1st year of his life.
The brain had not formed at that stage to hold memories.
Scientist say that babies dont see color at 1 yesrs. Thrir vision is not uet clear.
So please stop all these lies.
This is biologically impossible

You won't believe that some children remember the music their mothers play when pregnant.
It happened with my first daughter.
When ever I baby sit for my wife the child will continue crying until a particular track is playing and she'd just stop. I noticed this and on subsequent times I would just play the particular track when ever she wanted to cry and she'd just stop and listen.
After this happened a couple of times I drew my wife's attention to what I observed and she exclaimed that that was her favourite record track when she was pregnant, that she would put the record on auto-repeat for hours until she would dose off, so we should not under estimate the power of the human brain.

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Politics / Re: Obi's Running Mate Is Son Of Mauritanian ! by greenmonk: 7:37am On Jul 12, 2022
Tingotoe:
Yes it's true but he's also legally a Nigerian citizen born on Nigerian soil. So this argument of yours is senseless
Don't mind them.
Was Obama's father not from Kenya?
How I wish we can contract out the governance of the country Nigeria if that will make life meaningful in this country.

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Health / Re: My Dad's Boil Developed To This by greenmonk: 9:59am On Jul 09, 2022
maxChibuzOr:
A month ago my dad called me from the village telling me there's a boif at the back of his head, 2weeks later I sent him cash to go to the hospital and the doctor said he has to drain the boil, he is diabetic and now the wound isn't healing

Place your dad on moringa leave tea one full drinking cup morning and evening.
If it doesn't cause him to stool he should use it as his drinking water to bring down the sugar content in his sy
Health / Re: My Dad's Boil Developed To This by greenmonk: 9:57am On Jul 09, 2022
Eddygourdo:
As a diabetic, they should have taken more caution with draining the boil. Hope it wasn't done by quacks
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Arrives Maiduguri (pictures) by greenmonk: 8:30pm On Jul 07, 2022
wingmanIII:


Atiku carvorting with oloshos in Dubai is very very serious.ok
Even the one on sick bed in France is very serious.
Agriculture / Re: Giant African Snails Force US Town Into Quarantine (pic) by greenmonk: 2:06am On Jul 06, 2022
Sojicool:
I eat some yesterday and am still alive
Oyinbo no know wetin them they talk
Their problem is that they like eating things raw.
Imagine waiter asking me if I want my beef raw, half cooked or well cooked?
I just reply am say half burnt. Say I be naija man.
Agriculture / Re: Agricultural Loan by greenmonk: 1:52am On Jul 06, 2022
Huracan:
Please help��
Scammer
Politics / Re: What Will APC Mantra Be For 2023 General Election? by greenmonk: 10:28pm On Jul 04, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Start Over grin
"End Game."
Because Nigeria is currently at the lowest level.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Team Begs Nairaland, Others To Take Down 'Blasphemous Prayer Mat' Post by greenmonk: 9:34pm On Jun 30, 2022
Fahdiga:
Whoever that distributed the branded mat to Muslims have succeeded in ridiculing Obi but as a Muslim I believe that Allah will still grant Obi victory in the coming election. Allah will only see the good intention from him and forgive his shortcomings. Allah be praised
How I wish Nigerians of all faith are like this, knowing that we all have our individual short comings. We still hope for better Nigeria if we want to. Allah bless you.

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