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Agriculture / Re: .. by greenmonk: 4:16pm On Feb 12, 2020
LORDTAY:

Kindly explain how we can frequently trim our trees especially if there are many till flowering time.Please advise.
The recommended is every meter but from experience I even recommend every 80cm.
Agriculture / Re: Brachiaria Grass: A Must For Cow, Sheep,Goat,etc Farmers..now Available by greenmonk: 2:20am On Feb 12, 2020
What are the livestock that can feed on this grass. Can it be used for rabbit?

spinna:
For those who keep livestock the scarcity of green fodder is at its peak right now.Brachiaria grass is a highly nutritious source of feed for animals. Its of African origin yet 'travelled out' for several years and is now back . (Remember Agric Minister Audu Ogbeh's comments on Importing grass years back?) Below are some interesting facts about it:

Brachiaria grass

1. It looks like ordinary napier/elephant grass from a distance. But on a closer look you’ll see that is has thicker leaves and does not have scratching and cutting hairs like Elephant grass. Brachiaria also produces seeds unlike Napier grass, and the seeds do not lose their hybrid vigor, meaning that you can plant the seeds and get good results.

2. It originates from Africa, but has been improved through scientific methods in South America into a grass with better yield and pest resistance.

3. It has more than 15% crude protein on a dry matter basis. It can reach 20% with good management.

4. It grows fast with little amount of water producing 18 to 20 tonnes of green forage per acre per harvest.

5. It is.more.drought-tolerant than Elephant grass.

6. Unlike Elephant grass, Brachiaria grass does not take up an excessive amount of nutrients from the soil. this means It will perform better even when planted in poor soils.

7. Napier/Elephant grass is vulnerable to diseases like Napier stunt and Napier smut diseases. Brachiaria is resistant to these diseases.

8. Some common names for Brachiaria are 'Congo Grass' or 'Signal Grass'

9. With Elephant grass, the animals can’t graze on it because growth after trampling is poor. This is not so with Brachiaria. It regrows fast after grazing and save you time of cutting and carrying the grass to the animals. However, you should not over-graze it.

10. Brachiaria can be propagated by seeds, root splits or stems. Mulato Brachiaria is best propagated by seeds, though it can also be planted from vegetative material. If you want to plant large area of land, it is better to use seeds. You’ll need 2.5-3kgs seeds per acre.

11. Where to buy: You can buy the seeds from Healing Field Farms 07063463851. We were blessed with some of the precious seed when we started our dairy farm

12. Once the grass is established, you can harvest it every 3-4 weeks, when the nutrient content is highest.

We sell at N 1000 per 10 grammes

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Romance / Re: Reaction From The Wife Of The Man That Died After Sleeping With A Prostitute by greenmonk: 5:59pm On Feb 10, 2020
SOFTENGR:

The man would have been alive if he didn't take pills. I wonder why men take pills to satisfy women. Even if its 42 seconds, you have done your bit.
Of all animals only dog and duck can do sex for more than five minutes so I wonder how people get the impression that man can do sex for more than 5 minutes.
Any man who does more than 15minutes is not likely to be productive in other aspects of life as a large portion of his energy, mental and physical, have been burnt in copulation.

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Agriculture / Re: Greenhouse Covering Film For Sale by greenmonk: 11:00am On Feb 10, 2020
Einstein101:
Hello Everyone,
I have greenhouse UV covering film for sale.
Dimensions = 8m by 30m
Thickness = 200 microns
European quality

If interested, chat me up or call 09017611577 / 07038654036
Price per metre please.
Health / Re: How Do I Get Rede Of This Growth In My Hand by greenmonk: 10:46am On Feb 10, 2020
kcpumping:
Thanks alot boss, I have done as recommended but still to no avail sir. Any other suggestions pls my ppl
It won't disappear overnight but a gradual process unless you want to use some of the cosmetics advertised online.
Agriculture / Re: 3 Weeks Noiler Birds For Sale. by greenmonk: 10:41am On Feb 10, 2020
NextDayPP:
I have about 120 noiler birds to sell. Something came up and I have to let them go. I'm in Idi-Iroko ogun State. Call/WhatsApp 0-7-0-5-4-2-8-8-0-4-8
Are they vaccinated? And price.
Agriculture / Re: 3 Weeks Noiler Birds For Sale. by greenmonk: 10:40am On Feb 10, 2020
NextDayPP:
I have about 120 noiler birds to sell. Something came up and I have to let them go. I'm in Idi-Iroko ogun State. Call/WhatsApp 0-7-0-5-4-2-8-8-0-4-8
Are they vaccinated?
Agriculture / Re: 3 Weeks Noiler Birds For Sale. by greenmonk: 10:39am On Feb 10, 2020
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Jokes Etc / Re: O'Horse Now A Means Of Transportation In Lagos State (Photo) by greenmonk: 10:05am On Feb 04, 2020
TMSMedia:
After the decision to ban both okada and tricycle operators in Lagos state, which is been enforced by the Lagos state Government, O’horse as been made available as a means of transportation in Lagos State, IgbereTV reports.

See picture below

http://igberetvnews.com/1334008/ohorse-now-means-transportation-lagos-state-photo/
That looks more like O'donkey to me to.

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Agriculture / Re: Get rid of bed bugs permanently!!! by greenmonk: 8:27pm On Feb 03, 2020
killbedbugs:
The powder goes for #1,500
I reside in Lagos.
What's the weight/size of the container?
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Strange Lady by greenmonk: 12:20pm On Jan 26, 2020
AdorableSapphir:
Kai kai kai!
When will some men ever have sense? Upon you claimed to be a street man, you still dont have sense to know that shes a death trap and you took her to your house?.

Just tell your DSS undercover agents that they should rent an apartment near you cos what you fail to realise is that such a girl has taken an oath to strictly do what shes doing as biz and will never develop any feelings for you or hesitate to pull the trigger when the time to accomplish her mission comes.
Theyll will come to your house through her, Carry out their mission ( God help you if you're left alive) and then she'll be gone with the wind.

What you dont know is that they saw you before you even saw the girl at the resrun. You were a target and you really fell big time; they won't stop until mission is accomplished. Receive sense cos I see you're only thinking with your D now but your eye go soon clear.
For your mind now you don see a girl. Wait until she shows you what she really is.
At this point, you're no longer safe even if you back out cos youve already taken her to your house.

I dont know why men always act stupid once they see a lady. Its 2020 na. At least you guys should receive small sense. Very annoying.
Very sensible post.
I think the op left his senses at the offshore.
Crime / Re: Nothing by greenmonk: 4:44am On Jan 26, 2020
Jobabori:
The appearance of those suspected murders as revealed in the photograph did not potray them as people that can afford such a big amount. The police should continue to deeply investigate the crime as there seem to be more to it. I symphartise with the family of the Chief.
Even op of this thread is a suspect for justifying the murder of a man for conducting his business. This is why foreigners say Nigeria is a very dangerous place to do business.
Imagine the mindset of someone who claims to be educated.
Agriculture / Re: Dwarf Coconut Seedlings In Large Qualities/quantities For Sale by greenmonk: 4:24am On Jan 26, 2020
Sunnel:
CONTACT US TODAY FOR YOUR DWARF COCONUT SEEDLINGS
MR SUNNY
BENIN CITY
08034066282,07084896580
bryansunnel@gmail.com
What's the price per seedling?
Crime / Re: Boy Battered By His Uncle In Imo State - Pictures by greenmonk: 9:49pm On Jan 05, 2020
MrBrownJay1:


a lot of parents were useless at raising children, and just because their children turned alright, certainly shouldnt be a reason to repeat their mistakes. there is a huge difference between trying to discipline a child and ABUSING/TORTURING A CHILD
Where is the abuse.
Do you know how many times the uncle have csutioned him to no avail?
We should stop the over pampering of children that is breeding cultidts in our soceity.
Travel / Re: Night Life In Bonny Island by greenmonk: 10:46am On Jan 03, 2020
J111333:
"-i hear there's lots of prostitution going on there. How true?
-how's the night life?
"

What's the correlation with sewing and selling clothes? undecided undecided undecided
Dem no de wear cloth do prostitution?
And prostitutes can easily tear their cloth when them fight for men.
I no go talk any other thing..oooo..

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Crime / Re: Abuja Foiled Robbery Attack: Lawyer Describe Army Involvement A National Scandal by greenmonk: 9:42pm On Dec 29, 2019
Bedwyr:


Parphrasing a famous footballer....when you buy a ferrari, you spend ferrari level money.

Nigerians expect big things from their police force, to the point that they expect them to be as good as the overseas ones...on a budget that is scanty.

You cannot feed a child one slice of bread in the morning, and a bottle of coke in the evening, with nothing in between, and expect the child to top his class. Impossicant.

(And yes, I am aware the Police is filled with bad eggs...so don't go there...)
Your case is beyond redemption.

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Crime / Re: Abuja Foiled Robbery Attack: Lawyer Describe Army Involvement A National Scandal by greenmonk: 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2019
Bedwyr:
The budget of the New York Police Department is five times that of the entire Nigeria Police force.

Start from there...and you will see why the Nigeria Police is not working as it should...and why the NYPD does not need to call the Army of the US to deal with crime the way we do in Nigeria.
So what is the budget of the five armed robbers.
Very soon we will employ proffessors to teach in primary schools becuase the budget of Oaklahoma high school is higher than that of university of Abuja.
What the kawyer is talking about is division of labour and proffessionalism based on the constitution.
Agriculture / Re: Bags Of Rice, Beans And Cattle's In Sokoto At Cheap Price by greenmonk: 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2019
Henryfly:


There are different beans.
Brown, white and iron beans
The price for all types will do; brown , white and the iron.
Politics / Re: PDP Senator James Manager Of Delta South Exposed By NDDC Forensic Audit by greenmonk: 12:03pm On Dec 28, 2019
DonJayrome:
He is really a big thief. One man handling 300 invisible contracts.
Where is Omoagege

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by greenmonk: 9:17am On Dec 27, 2019
toyetade:


But this happened in Spain not UK. Spain is warmer like 23deg. on that day
Do you feel how 23deg is like inside water especially if the person jumps into the water.
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by greenmonk: 9:12pm On Dec 26, 2019
I just wonder if this cold winter is the best time to go swimming. The shock of jumping into the cold pool can stop the heart. I am a trained rescue swimmer.
The cold period is not the best of times to go swimming without a life saver.

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Crime / Re: Angry Husband Storms Wife's Supermarket, Destroys Goods Worth Millions(photos) by greenmonk: 5:17pm On Dec 25, 2019
Ndibunna:



I don't see anything wrong with what the woman did if actually with what was written here.

The problem is the man who listens to gossips.

Afterall when he isn't at home same wife takes care of the children.
Blind, deaf and dumb.

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Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Is Coming For Us All. by greenmonk: 10:22am On Dec 25, 2019
mickeyenglish:
This is an SOS article that deserves urgent attention.. I kept hammering it into the head of people that the likes of Tinubu would be the greatest undoing to us as a whole.. He has empowered these people beyond limit hereby, creating a beast waiting to consuming him and us all, if urgent and necessary steps are not taken now...
POST NO BILL.

It happened in Rivers state and is still happening.
House boys becoming governors and national leaders without iota of attachment to the society.
Everything is about acquisition of wealth and power and suppression of dissenting voices and enabling of thugs and gangsters into political positions.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is Wife Beating Becoming An Acceptable Practice In Nigeria? by greenmonk: 8:16am On Dec 25, 2019
meobizy:
It is heavily encouraged in our society. Is it acceptable? The question is, was it ever acceptable? I doubt it is praised openly. It was an open secret that many men beat their wives within closed doors. Now things are changing. In the same way a low cut is no longer the standard for adult males, parents have reduced beating subordinance into children and both adults in a household have to contribute financially — men hardly indulge in domestic violence. How I wish think tanks exist in this jungle to justify my findings. Until then, we can only assume the case is growing.

But I found out women like beating. Treat them well and the next thing you see is misbehaviour, trying to exact control where they have none and lashing out with their tongue in public for no justifiable reason.
The America we want to emulate is in tartars with no family discipline. Children shooting others in school because no one corrects them on what is good and acceptable in the society as is also creeping in on us as evidenced in Street gangs and yahoo Yahoo.
There is difference between beating and pummeling.

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Agriculture / Re: I Want To Invest In Westagro Farms Limited But Dont Know How Authentic They Are by greenmonk: 9:54am On Dec 24, 2019
healthserve:
You heard it on a radio show. They gave a free farm tour to answer your questions yet you won't let us heard word with una they want to scam me. I'm sure the company doesn't know you personally let alone ask for your investment. If you can't embrace opportunities with an open mindset,leave it you won't die


Cc: Iwanttoto
What's the meaning of this your post.
Do you mean the op have no right to seek for people who have done business with them to verify their authenticity.
Was mmm not advertised on radio and news papers in Nigeria but still defrauded people?

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Agriculture / Re: Bags Of Rice, Beans And Cattle's In Sokoto At Cheap Price by greenmonk: 9:42am On Dec 24, 2019
Henryfly:
that's nice
What's the price for beans per bag?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See Shocking Reasons You Shouldn't Borrow Anyone You Account Number by greenmonk: 9:30am On Dec 24, 2019
davillian:
We should not buy suya at night too.
Na from buying of suya at 10pm
Police arrest person labeled him an armed robber on the spot
Like play like play the person de serve for kiri kiri
Don't mind them.
The Nigerian police are just plain stupid. Is it hard to get any persons account number?
So if money is paid into an account by error the police' ll just tag the person a criminal without verifying if he is aware of the transaction or if he made any effort to withdraw the money?
What of those who transfer money to wrong accounts everyday in error?
Politics / Re: Fowler's Fouls: What Tunde Fowler Did Wrong At FIRS By Faye & Fraser by greenmonk: 8:11am On Dec 21, 2019
PeterUdeme:

This lunatic again. Always sounding incoherent.
But how can anybody appoint somebody with a name like FOWLER to head an agency.
A FOWLER HE IS CALLED AND A DOWLER HE IS.
Career / Re: How You Can Make N400,000 By Saturday Next Week! by greenmonk: 8:00am On Dec 20, 2019
emekanobis:
When my leg got broken and I was lying on the hospital bed, I did lots of thinking and reflections.

The driver had slept off on the steering wheel. He slept off because he had worked overnight. He had to work overnight because he was under pressure. He was under pressure because life brought its demands on him.

He needed money to solve his problem. The root cause of everything that got me in the loop of pain found its root in money. And so I began thinking of money and started asking questions.


How does money work?

How can I put money to work so that it makes more money?

How can I enjoy my sleep, not be under pressure and earn money?



Today, the pursuit of the means of putting money to work has enveloped me.

When I talk about money now and always, it's the WHY that came from the meanings I got lying on that hospital bed. Trust me, it has opened me up to opportunities and ideas on how to achieve this.


In Port Harcourt where I live, I spend N50,000 on the average to take care of my family weekly. This totals between N200,000 to N300,000 every month. I want that to come passively from investments without any work done on my side and from my business.

So far, it's at N75,000 and before February, I'd have hit it. Note that this is just coming from one source. Other sources will yield incomes that I wouldn't need to work for, but the money working to make that happen.

Because of opening my yearning to the universe, it drew the opportunities!

One of them is a forex company that pays me 15% monthly (for 6 months) on the money I'd committed to them. My aim is to raise my portfolio to N1.5m earnings monthly. It will take some time, but assuredly.

I found meaning and that was to put money to work and seeking ways to do so. The accident, though painful, gave me a meaning. I'm grateful for that.

You see, one way to not be under pressure always to earn is to take that thing that is inside your brain and show it to others. By doing so, you make money. And with the tech available to us now, you can earn while sitting in your toilet.

I'm typing this email sitting butt naked on my bed in my room. Thanks to tech!

So, over the weekend, I'd put together a resourceful compilation of the teachings I did with a friend of mine on how you can make money from WhatsApp.

Over the two weekends, we both made N320,000 each from WhatsApp. We've put the compilation together to serve you.

I want to show it ALL to you in a short video I made. It's short and quick to watch. In it I bared it all on how you can make N400,000 for yourself too. Keen to watch, send WIM Video as WhatsApp message to 090251553322 now.

Correct your WhatsApp number. The digits are more than eleven.
Education / Re: Which Country In Africa Colonized By The British Speak Correct English? by greenmonk: 7:52am On Dec 20, 2019
LadySarah:


Really?
What is in this ghana English that makes it the best?
Doctor-Docter
Pastor-pasta
mum-mam.
We have heard their celebs speak and thats how they pronounce words.Is that how the british speak theres?

Do you know what is Olundi(Mothertongue) comes into play in how we speak?

Nobody's own is better as if we will use it to buy a bag of rice.MTCHEWW

If the Scott and the Irish can't speak Queens English I wonder why a Nigerian should.
Nigeria was doing very well before the advent of automatic promotions and sorting in our schools.

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Fashion / Re: Unbreakable, Keyless Fingerprints Padlocks For Sale. by greenmonk: 8:09pm On Dec 17, 2019
Weedsmoker:
Check my signature for contact.
No price

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