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Turks:
Proud of Tuface....He finally pulled out for the first time in his life.

Please am not ready to die of laughter.

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BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival fa. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Toothpaste is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za army is waiting for him.
God bless Nigeria
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you can now go spiritual

mtngloetiartel:
On smoking marijuana:
"This stuff keeps me sane
and happy. I'd say it's a
great drug - but obviously
it's not very healthy." (2006)
Pop superstar George
Michael has died peacefully
at home, his family said on
Sunday night.
"It is with great sadness
that we can confirm our
beloved son, brother and
friend George passed away
peacefully at home over the
Christmas period," Michael's
family said in a statement
released by Thames Valley
Police.
"The family would ask that
their privacy be respected at
this difficult and emotional
time. There will be no further
comment at this stage."
Michael died at his home in
Goring, England. His publicist,
Cindi Berger, said he had not
been ill. Michael's manager,
Michael Lippman, says the
cause of death was heart
failure.
"Thames Valley Police were
called to a property in
Goring-on-Thames shortly
before 2pm Christmas Day.
Sadly, a 53-year-old man
was confirmed deceased at
the scene," police said in a
statement, adding that the
singer's death is being
treated as "unexplained but
not suspicious" and that a
post mortem will be
undertaken "in due course."www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/25/george-michael-dies-aged-53/ Lalasticlala!

I actually had to track you down to make this comment. i dont understand Yoruba but for calling me a rascal..... I reserve my comment as a public figure. But get dressed, we are going for a spare part shopping.

How to make front page on Nairaland.
1. Write trash about MMM...
2. Tag a Mod.
3. Wait for it.
MMM is generating more traffic than all threads combined.

This can always do the magic

Some people are just envious their post didnt make front page or they didnt write it before the OP.

Am a songwriter. Typically work from home using a small studio set up.

I thought I could share some of my own personal song writing tips. Although they are very basic, these 10 rules have helped me and I hope that they help you also. Please feel free to add to my list!

1.Don’t Be a Perfectionist


Write a LOT. Churn songs out, bin them and churn more out. Don’t be a perfectionist. The aim is to improve over time, not to sit down and craft the perfect pop song on your first attempt.

By giving yourself the freedom to experiment without pressure you will develop the creative part of your brain instead of the over analytical part. Pop/Rock songwriter, Sting commented once that he finds it harder to write great songs now that he has become more analytical of music.

2.Get Feedback As Often As Possible


Be fearless with your songs. It’s OK if you write a crap song. What is not OK is to try and convince everyone that it’s a great song! Get feedback and allow people to be honest, that way you will start to learn what really works.

3.Hot and Cold


I am talking about combining opposites such as spiccato and legato (short and long). When you have long held chords, try a shorter or snappier vocal line. Have a funky bass line? You might want to opt for a simpler, more solid guitar part. It’s simple stuff, but worth thinking about when writing or producing.

4.Learn to Unlearn


As we learn to write songs we naturally analyse what works and what doesn’t. We absorb new chord structures and develop an obsession for doing things the ‘correct’ way. This is great as far as improving song writing goes, but somewhere along the way you may lose the ability to invent something new. Don’t be afraid to break the rules. If it sounds good to you then do it!

5.The Disadvantage of Talent


Michael Jordan is widely considered one of the greatest basketball players of all time. How did he get so good? He became the greatest because he failed more times than the next basketball player, not because he was the most talented.

Raw talent can take someone 10% of the way to success, but hard work and determination make up the rest!

The problem with naturally talented people is that they never learn failure and find it harder to accept defeat. People who are average (but with a desire to win) are in many ways better equipped to stay the course and succeed long term.

6.See the Bigger Picture Always


Once you have the technical knowledge you need to write music, try and develop the part of your brain that can listen to and analyse the whole picture (instead of focusing on tiny details).

You should be able to hear instantly what is needed to make your songs work. Does it need more emotion? More energy? Is the vocal melody boring? By focusing on the whole picture you’ll be able to find the answers quicker by being honest and brutal with yourself.

7.Say it Differently


We all know that there are common lyrical themes in music. Love is commonest theme among them all. Using tried and tested themes can be a good thing, but you should always try and say it differently.

For example, Dianne Warren said “Un-break my heart” instead of “Mend my heart”. She invented a new phrase to say the same thing a million other songs have said before and it worked perfectly!

8.Keep It Simple


I know so many musicians who agree that the best songs are the simplest, yet they can’t write simple songs themselves? It is a kind of ‘musicians curse’ to assume that complicated means better. Get used to writing simpler songs that have more hooks and adhere to common (natural) arrangement structures.

Remember, you will hear the song over and over but your audience will have to ‘get’ it on the first listen. Keep it simple!

9.Work With Others


Even if you don’t like working with others, please try it. You’ll see that in many cases more heads really can be better than one.

Working with others forces you to move away from your comfort zone and in my experience produces better songs. The process of getting input from more people during the writing process is healthy and makes it unlikely that you’ll write a real stinker!

10.Take Regular Breaks


Have you ever worked on a song for 15 hours straight? Was the result disappointing? You are not alone!

Doing anything creative can lead you down a rabbit hole of endless ideas. This can lead to a complex introverted expression. In other words, take a bloody break and come back with fresh ears!
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Everybody keep saying Ben Bruce, hw many people will raise the same motion at the same time? Ben Bruce has never supported NCC, check out his posts.... "I will fight against this data increase in the Senate. The NCC, as a regulator, should be directing that GSM firms reduce and not increase tariffs!! In my opinion, rather than direct GSM firms to hike rates, NCC should invest in free public wifi for the advancement of knowledge in Nigeria. It is very unjust for people whose fuel, power and GSM plans are paid for by the people to increase fuel, power and GSM plans for the people without increasing the minimum wage! If the government is desperate for money then they should tax something that mainly the rich enjoy. The money they are looking for can be gotten if they tax all Business and First Class tickets."
After the suspension he still sent another strong message...
"If this administration had hit the ground running instead of hitting the ground blaming, Nigeria won't be in the state of poverty she is today! All the time that should have been spent working hard was and is still being spent finger pointing and today we are reaping the results"
For those of you who keep hating on Ben Bruce keep hating. Not everybody speaks the same time, Better go and study how the senate works

Thanks to everyone who signed the petition against NCC. @ https://www.change.org/p/nigeria-communication-commission-ncc-data-plans-rates-by-carriers-in-nigeria-should-not-be-increased-by-ncc
Thanks to the Senate for doing the bid of the masses. This shows that together we youths can bring the change we need no matter party affiliation, religion or ethnicity. Truly we are #stongertogether. Nigerians 1-0 NCC/FG. MTN wey dey find money like gold diggers #Ntooor, #Glo and #Airtel thank you for supporting Nigerians

PhonePlanet:
Dear my fellow Nigerian, A directive has been sent out by the Nigerian Communication Commission(NCC) to all telecommunication network in Nigeria. This will result in increase of data rates which will take effect from 1st of December, 2016. I am very sure your service provider has notified you about this development already.
In this year and time we live in, Data is suppose to be more affordable and not more expensive. And looking at the ease/advantages the internet has added to our everyday life, increment of data rates will only make it harder to access the internet thereby taking us backwards instead of forward.
Therefore, In disagreement with this move by NCC and telecommunication companies, we have made an effort stop this from taking effect by creating an online petition at Change.org and we need you to sign it to show your support. The link to the petition is: https://www.change.org/p/nigeria-communication-commission-ncc-data-plans-rates-by-carriers-in-nigeria-should-not-be-increased-by-ncc?recruiter=642402116&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink
Please I already believe you would sign this petition to show your support for us and against NCC. But you also have to share/re-broadcast this message to as many people as you can. Thank you as you do so.

I am Happy this petition already has 1000 signees. Sign yours today.

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This video was uploaded by a Facebook user Giels, and ever since the video has been going viral.
The video features Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton singing together on stage.
The Video was taking from the just concluded Presidential debate.
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It seems the heavyweight parties in Nigeria are having issues. One thing is bound to happen, internal crisis due to conflict of ineterest, however my advice is that the youths should learn and make a difference. If two parents are fighting, despite warnings from both parents, innocent children still play together. We can make Nigeria better, before you criticise me, even a collapsed building can still be rebuilt in no time with the right skills. Good People Great Nation. www.xwondahmix.com

frankdaholy:
Pls what did father mbaka say....i could not watch it because of one stupid network

its been three years though, But he said that Mikel's career is over, so he should quit the Super eagles

Stumbled upon this post moments ago and was thankfull to God for the performance of the DTIV. its been almost two years now this post went viral
https://www.nairaland.com/2496752/rev.fr-mbaka-mikel-obi-should

Elzends:
1st don't marry outside rccg
Now, don't marry a man without a job


Redeem ladies go hear am

Redeem doctrines never forbids anybody from marrying outside Redeem. everybody is given to opportunity to marry their choice despite denomination as long as they are believers (born again)
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Tokety7:
The fool that promised not to touch it was the one that abandoned it not Amaechi. By the time the best Rivers Governor in her history was leaving, 90% of the first phase was done and dusted. If the thug wike chooses not to touch it, how is that Amaechis Business?

My Brother, (permit me to address you that way)can i ask you few questions? Why did you snap on a section of the proposed monorail. How many kilometers has been completed? how many phases does it have? how much have been spent?
Talking of abandoning projects have you counted how many Amaechi Projects Wike completed? He was often criticized for completing projects without initiating any.
Lets way our balance before we speak. Dont forget election is by the corner. These protests are they really genuine? www.xwondahmix.com