₦airaland Forum

delors: Is this not 'emo' as the Ijebus would call it?

Hmm, as forest and bush plenty reach for Nigeria, our own zoologists and scientists never discover anything new since my great grand father discovered bush baby centuries ago . Instead of taking the new discoveries to the zoo or museum, na shoot my people go shoot am...soup don land be that.



_{Our zoologists are hunters}

Instead of Zoologists working in the lab they are in Banks, Senate and Politics. some dey Oil & Gas!

Nebeuwa: Do my eyes deceive me?

Do I see sidewalks?

Men, these AkwaIbomites are really doing something.

Anybody knows of Land for sale in Akwa Ibom
Uyo, Ibaka Ikot-Ekpene Eket

I beg, link me up, I need hectares in these places.
Business don start!

How long does it take process C of O in Akwa Ibom state

Now!

This what I have been advocating.

We need more Ikoyi, Lekki, Banana Island, Asokoro.
We Need more Apapa, Tincan
We need more Lagos, Abuja.

We need Uyo, Eket, Ibaka, Ikot-Epene etc to wake up and compete!!!!!!!!

That man is NOT an Igbo man!

His parents are Igbos yes but the man na Lagosian.

Deal with that!

gudugba: Outside power...they are like fish outside water..never comfortable.

Inside power: Atiku was never comfortable anyways. El-Rufai the same. always some kind of controversy.
Besides, there a way a 'man' looks for power (or even money or even 'women') that they fail to know when they are in!

why wouldn't they do this on saturday or a public holiday

gudugba: You are more lethal and potent to destroy a party from inside......

these guys from the North are deft politicians....

Why would they not wait for 2019 election when majority of Nigerians will prefer a presidential candidate from the Northern part of Nigeria

Iknow the Igbos are talking but the Igbos will have to wait until 2027.
Also by then Prof Soludo would have finished 2 terms as Anambra Governor and very ready for the presidency.

Sounds more like: I am in PDP but waiting to see how PDM will develop since APC no enter me.
If PDM is registered and Amaechi of Rivers state joins and Niger state gov, jigawa state gov and sokoto state gov and kano state gov all join and assure me of concensus presidential ticket then I go join.

Otherwise I go remain for Board of Trustees of PDP because I be ex-PDP Vice President.

We will not win the Presidency but atleast 1 state and I fit become my own Tinubu, who knows. lol

My people: I am still waiting for answers to my questions

No Hospital in Rivers State and Nigeria to look after someone who was 'psychologically traumatises' by police

"We are making arrnagements to fly him abroad...."

New Alfa: One day monkey go market....

Fake teacher forged certificate or what. Oh please. Chai

Why did she agree to embarrass herself like this instead of going into hiding?

Is Edo in SW?

How much do the teachers earn in monthly salary
When was the last time they got paid

Do you know that teachers are supposed to be sponsored for ungrading how many times has upgrading affected this woman

Most importantly: do you know that that woman's eye-sight is bad and she needs to see an ophthalmologist like urgently
Did you, and even the Governor, even suspect that a good pair of eye-glasses might make a big difference

Again: is that environment conducive for an examination
Is that a 'standard' method of checking education by given someone a legal document to read

Does that woman suffer from social anxiety disorder

Is the Governor fair to that mother

People try their best to help their employers achieve good results by supporting them and upgrading them (financially, emotionally, educationally etc)

I am disappointment with that village Governor and may I add that he (that Governor) is so uncivilised

Yorubest: Suddenly all these probes and scandals surrounding Sanusi are only aimed at frustrating his possible candidacy for the presidential elections with Amaechi

But guess what, OBJ still holds the aces

Fingers crossed

You mean Amaechi for Presidency and Sanusi for Vice Presidency
Because the reverse is an insult.

Ask that 'Queens' governor to pronounce the word CHIEF

helpee: God bless u sir. U are really thinking for us. Though my wife is already used to hospital enviroment, I am trying my best to prevent my children from the emotional trauma associated with a hospital. Hospital is rowdy. Imagine people bringing accident victims into the hospital accident...the attendant crowd and noise may not be controllable. God forbid if somebody should die. Imagine the crowd and trauma for little kids. HOWEVER, WE HAVE SORTED THAT OUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IN OUR NEW HOUSE PLAN. The property has two parking spaces by the sides. So we plan to have two separate gates such that one will be for the exclusive use of my family and I and the other is for the hospital and public. You can't access my own side of the compound from within...you will have to exit the hospital first and then come through my gate. Howver, I can access the hospital using a very private door from my own side of the compund without coming out of the gate first. This way...I can at least provide as much barrier as possible for my young family for now pending when the hospital will be big enough to run without me at night then I will move out my family. When we finish the building u will understand the plan more properly

I wasn't too sure whether to say it or keep quiet but I'm happy you took it well and you know I meant no harm!

Your explanation is great and acceptable.

My prayer is that business will be so good that by God's Grace, you will quickly move your family to your new Duplex somewhere and leave this one ONLY as hospital with a room for a reliable Doctor on Call!

Also that you will find time to rest as most Nigerian Doctors do NOT rest.
They cannot even attend parties (child-dedications, birthdays, weddings etc-)always in a rush to go after making huge donations if they attend at-all. lol!

Nigerians are so funny!

Was the woman ever sent for up-grading
was her salary paid
does she have social phobia

Has the governor ever sat an exam in public before

You bring an old woman who is yet to have her salary paid to meet the governor and AK47 battalion and you're laughing at her nervousness.

All she needs is for someone to take her to an Ophtalmologist and check her eye-sight, bring her proper glasses as she cannot afford one on her useless salary.
Bring her in an exam conducive environment and do secret recording and let's compare notes!

Anybody will mess up sometimes, so don't be ridiculous.
Don't you all have mothers

only one state rally them no fit organise

spyder880: To God be all the whole glory!

This is to announce that we are growing in branches, the ministry is surely expanding and we are expanding with it.

Owerri here we come again! I have just been commissioned to commence a 6 bedroom duplex in a town very close to Owerri. Terms and conditions have all been agreed to and we are going to start the building in the next few days. A new thread will be created for this new house very soon.

We look forward to a good working experience in Owerri. Thank you my people for all your support.

Congrats my man! You deserve it and we trust you will once again do a good job!

Once I tell the supplier it is the Spyder880 jet then be sure the price will drop!

Look: I can help you price a private jet and negotiate the terms and condtions
Your ministry needs a private jet!

laplace19: He is mean. Lol

you stole this (mean) from my mouth!

The man looks MEAN, the man was MEAN, the man is still MEAN!

helpee: The total cost exposure before the decking was 1,697,280 that is one million, six hundrend and ninety seven thousand, two hundend and eighty naira only. Pls note that the cost was so minimal cos I do self supervision and buy materials myself and I am a shrewd negotiator of labour. Once again, the DECKING is just for A 3 BEDROOM DUPLEX though the rooms are so big. The ground floor contain the sitting room, kitchen, store and visitors toilet while the ist floor has three big rooms, lobby and terrace. The remaining ground floor is not decked and will serve as the hospital.

Good Job my man and well done!

Question: how are you going to separate Business from Pleasure?
How will you control infection and family exposure? (maybe I should have asked the type of patients 1st)

Are you planning to move out of there with time and leave the accommodation for Resident Doctor (without family) and some luxurious hospital bed (delivery suites)

I'm just not very comfortable with my (your) family living in a Hospital (without clear demarcation).
Now that your structure is fresh, you can work around my fears!

Regards

IBB, I beg, find me some change make I arrange myself.
Like 1 Billion Naira will just be perfect.

I promise to invest every kobo of it in Nigeria!

Thanks my General of all times.

obitwo: That's a fat lie. Have you heard of or seen an FPSO before?

They can sail in PH's waters

it's only BACO Lines that can get to PH with their small vessels.
Others go to Cotonu and Lagos and feed smaller vessels to PH then Calabar.
It is faster and cheaper to ship to Lagos as of NOW!

slinkman: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389798/Oprah-Winfrey-branded-liar-Swiss-sales-assistant-racist-handbag-row.html

Who do we believe now?

‘I simply told her that it was like the one I held in my hand, only much more expensive, and that I could show her similar bags.

She has seen the 'one you held in your hands' but wanted the other one!
Why didn't you just show her the bag

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Ewww why is his hand so hairy [/quote]Girls like 'hairy hands'. lol

Men love strong and beautiful houses! lol
Toys for big boyz!

ulonnaya21: Am not impressed with the Enugu airport pix. It looks old. The southeast is always marginalized in everything in Nigeria

The Domestic terminal was remodelled and Foundation stone laid for the construction of the international wing!
The run-way was extended and I think a new bigger run-way was constructed.

Generally, it is work in progress.

Blame previous governments for NOT doing ANYTHING at-all

Demdem: Good one though I have concerns about true value for money spent, however will ignore this for now.One of the main reason why I have rated the retardeen 11.2%.
Besides this doesn't change the fact that the minister is a subsidy thief who is yet to be punished.

Who is the current minister for aviation? Femi Kayode LOL

ifebosco: airport is for the elites in our society,what has he done for the poor??

Maybe you mean 'flying' is for the elites.

Airport provides massive employment for the people NOT flying!
Try Heathrow airport (London) or Charles De Gaulle (Paris) and see level of employment for example.
If you get those airports working round the clock that is 3 shifts of 8 hours each at the airport.

Don't forget other 'feeder' jobs like taxi, buses, private car park operators, hotels, restaurants, more police employment, more civil servants employed, shops etc etc

Nigeria's biggest problem is that we operate an 8 hours working time per day.
When Nigeria's businesses improve to the 24 hours model obtainable in most cities overseas then we go enjoy!

Instead of employing 1 person, 3 will be required.
You can do extra shifts and get paid.

It takes some level of civilisation and responsibilty taking.

God Bless Nigeria.