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A lot of people on this thread would sha end up in jail someday because they can’t control their tempers.

Except it’s a life threatening issue and the lady is attacking you with a weapon, men should always try to avoid physical fights with women coz you don’t know who you’d mistakenly kill one day.

Most ladies are not strong.

Nonexisting:
You're either naive or new to this place. Go through the profile of that person and you'll see a pattern. How am I even sure you're not the same person using another moniker to boost morale in your thread.

Oga don’t mention me again with your assumptions and stupidity.
I’m not part of those people you banter words with unnecessarily on this forum. How are you sure my foot
Stupid ass

Nigerians lack empathy tbh. Even if you can’t help, don’t push the person further into depression

People lie on this forum, yes, but it won’t take you 10 minutes to go through the OP’s profile before condemning him. He didn’t start begging for help until November last year and he’s been talking about his diagnosis since 2022.
Common sense should tell people that his family has exhausted their funds paying hospital bills that’s why he started begging.
And nowhere in this post did he say he needs help probably needs words of encouragements more. He has four months to live. Nawa

OP, May God be with you. I wish there’s something that could be done at this point and I’m sorry life happened this way to you.
I can’t tell you to not be scared, I would be too if I’m in your position.
Just try to spend your days doing things that make you happy.
If there’s still something that can be done and you need help, don’t hesitate to ask. I’m sure you could still find help here.

Good morning All.

I need a clean but affordable selfcon around Ikeja/Maryland/Anthony axis. With Pop and kitchen cabinets. My budget is between 500 - 700k base rent.

If you have any that fits the description or know somebody relocating please connect me to the person. Your own no go spoil abeg.

Thanks

Harrisee:
Bro, how did you make ABO in two years?

I switched banks last year. That’s the fastest way to grow

What is your Salary? 550k monthly (excluding bonuses - 650k with bonus)
What is your Position? ABO
What is your Qualification? Bsc, MBA
How many year/s experience? 2 years +
Organization or company name? A Nigerian Bank
Lastly, tell us your location/state? Lagos

This thread has been insightful for me. The millions I’m seeing is just making my eyes hurt but I’m grateful to God for where I’m at.
I pray he elevates everyone one of us.

This one is looking for justification to dump the lady after banging her for two years. Yinmu
My mum gave birth to a very healthy baby at 43.
There's no guarantee that your "young blood" will take in earlier than your girlfriend. But the relationship is new so of course you're excited.
Do what's on your mind jaare.
You've made your decision already

saintbillion:
Hehehe. Bro see calls na

I dey tell you
Very annoying people.

Anabosee:
I think you are owing them money, for them to call you like this. The minute I told them I am okay with my finances which meant I nor need their loans, they stopped calling me till date.

Not true.
I personally I'm not owing them and never taken a loan from them before. They called to offer me loan, I told them to keep it that I'm only interested in savings. Out of curiosity, I went to check how much the loan offer is ... 600k to pay 1.2 million in 12 months. Mad people.

I didn't take their loan but they still keep calling every day. They can call you 20 times in one day even after deleting the app

Glad I'm not alone. The fools
Worst part is I've never taken a loan from them. I use their app to save coz their interest is quite high compared to Branch and piggyvest.
The calls are so frequent and annoying that I had to transfer my money out and delete the app. Yet they still keep calling every working day.
Big fools!

PhD in Business Administration

Go there at your own peril.

H*rny morafuka

[quote author=richmondefosa post=123778921][/quote]You're doing just great please.
It's impossible to respond to every single person here coz a lot of people need guidance. No one's also paying you to be here but you still show up and try to answer as much questions as you can.
You've equally dropped your personal mail on this thread countless times so don't allow comments like that get to you.

You dey try. Majority of us here know that.

josikoya:
You can come for my Honda accord (adidas) automatic transmission, engine and gear in perfect condition, very low fuel consumption.
You can WhatsApp me on 080___ 30817580

Hi
Have you sold this?

City please ...
Be like say Village people never do you strong thing before.

shomutuski:
The guy that built paystack na olujobi or so

Ohhh ...
Alright. Thanks

Very likely that she'll divorce you.
Why? Because you've not married her you're already looking for faults where there are none. What then would you do when you're married?

Please break up with her now. Thank you
There are good single men that'll love her better and gladly marry her if you don't. She's not her parents nor the cause of her parents divorce.
She's nice, respectful, understanding, bla bla bla yet you still dey find wetin no loss

shomutuski:
FS, check ezra on twitter. He has the walk-through

Ezra who sorry?

Oppression just full this thread.
Mine. Airtel (4g)
Fadeyi, Lagos

illuminutty:
It’s fluctuating

Please what network do you use abeg and which area do you stay? Is it 4g or 5g?
Been searching for fast Internet for a while now.

shomutuski:
Mine!

Please what network do you use abeg and which area do you stay? Is it 4g or 5g?
Been searching for fast Internet for a while now.

Oracleee:
Even if this is an interview you failed already. I asked for your contact details and you feel it's fun to type in words and numbers.


I wish you well.

That's unfair guy.
Like the other person said, people type numbers in that manner for privacy purposes. If he had typed in the usual format and you or anyone quoted his message, his phone details will be stuck on nairaland forever even if he modifies it. And anyone that searches for his number on Google will always be directed to this thread where he's begging for a job except the thread is deleted.

If you really wanted to help him previously, I don't think the format of his phone number is a good reason not to.

Very disgusting people on nairaland. Tufia

She's 12!!!
Disturbing comments

That's so painful. The thief is still online on nairaland sef and to think I saw his post the day he posted.

Personally, I'd say you can do it. I equally work in a bank and started my masters early last year with ABUDLC.
I'm already in my fourth semester to round up by September. It's a distance learning so classes are online with physical exams.
During exams, I take few days leave to prepare (I write weekends). So, the only issues I've encountered so far are meeting deadlines for assignment and quiz submissions, and preparing for my exams.
But I believe if you put your mind to it, you can do it. There are a lot of bankers running such programs.

richmondefosa:
Hello great people.

Good morning. It's been a while. Trust you're all doing well?

There has been a break in transmission from my end. I have been really busy. I changed roles from core branch Banking operations to IT.

What this means is that I have moved back to the Head office.
It's been a whole new experience and I'm still settling in.

However, we still have good news coming in from nairalanders on their recruitment updates.

We still have vacancies o.
Tailor your CV to fit the roles and shoot. Don't stop applying.

https://www.standardbank.com/sbg/standard-bank-group/careers/apply/jobs/view-all-jobs

That's the link to the career portal.

I wish ya'll the best.

If you have questions, pease drop them here and I'll answer to the best of my knowledge.

Congratulations 👏
Goodluck in your new role

Hi Guys! Good evening.
Please who knows if experienced hires in Stanbic write aptitude test. If yes, please any material to prepare with?
I applied for the Banker, Personal role on their website and although I haven't been contacted, I'd like to prepare ahead of time just in case.

Nairaland and fake news 🤝.
The lady in the picture is a hair seller with 4 kids abeg. Her handle on I.G is pricelesshairs and that was definitely NOT her wedding. No be today she marry

EDIT: Na even false prophet post am. No wonder

Received this morning.

Please go to the hospital for check up ooo. Make e no be say something don shift or you're bleeding internally and you don't know. Very important coz of the height you fell from abeg.
May God continue to preserve us

richmondefosa:
Please check out the careers page of Stanbic IBTC.

Currently, there are vacancies for the role of client service officer (Customer service), Personal Banker (for those who have passion for sales), Franchise Collections, etc.

Edit your CV to suit the role and apply for as many you think you're qualified for.

Shoot in those applications.

I can tell you as a matter of fact that this is one of the best places to work in Nigeria. It exposes you to international best practices.

Thank you!