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Omo...I wanted to talk but I'm speechless

I hope she says no .so dat u will learn not to take private affairs public

Roma10:
Hope you done receive your alert (Npower)
Enjoy

Lol

BadRadio:
Tell your self some home truth about what you can offer a woman before u ask her out. If you know you dont expect a lady to be bugging you with bills then do this...


On your first date say this to her.

"I like you because you are independent, you are hardworking and you foot ur own bills... u dont need a man to do anything for you... rather, you are ready to do everything for him... u are ready to give all and take nothing back in return"

That's how u programme a lady. If she's in for u and not for what you have she'll stay and try to be everything you've pictured her to be, like be an independent hardworking woman that foots her own bills. But if she wants you to take care of all her bills then she will go after hearing you say all that crap to her


My 2cents


Do this guys, it help...

Lol it used to work before.now Dem don wise up.dem go keep as an extra boyfriend (possibly future husband) and still look for anoda to take care of thier bills

Davash222:
If you need Loyal Friends, get dogs.

Dis not a real occurrence it is a made up situation

Bitchiamjay:
lol I don experience similar case, Omo when the thing strike, my phone just fall commot my hand asap! ( the phone still dey work ) My hand just stiff, be like blood no dey pass again, na rob I use before I regain my self. Ever since that incident, I no dey press phone if rain dey fall

U for continue Press na.using phone wen charging during heavy rainfall na u be boss na

DSC7:
Was charging and pressing the phone when the Lightening and thunder struck..

Even me sef think say the phone no go work again.... But it's working fine....

Just that i am still feeling dizzy....

Better carry ursef go hospital

Try putting ur hands on laptop let's see if u don become electricman let's see if e go charge

Davash222:
God punish 3 million friends!

There's a tendency you can have 3 million useless friends but you can't have 3 million useless dollars.


Personally, I'll choose a loaf of agege bread accompanied with oil-greased Ewa over 3 million friends.

Oga rest Dem talk LOYAL FRIENDS

Lightening passed through ur phone and e still dey work?

I don't understand wat is going on

Boss boss dash me 1m nah

DuBLINGreenb:
Check well na African leaders get the most number of planes there

But guess what?
Nobody ever listens to the African leaders speech

You doubt me?

Look at the time table/ schedule/ itinerary/ order of events
African Presidents are always scheduled to speak very early or very late before every body comes or after everybody has gone and during break time

And most times even they are usually given there own days to speak usually at the very end of the event when other more important world leaders are leaving.

Watch YouTube videos of such events in the past the hall is Almost Always empty whenever it gets to the turn of the Africans to speak
.
Our leaders are MUMU MEN

In ur class do u give dullards the board to teach tutorials?

Damn nigga non of the above*smokes my shisha

Hahaha are my eyes seeing well? All these senseless pipul telling u not to take d loan.guy if the house can get gud amount of loan better get d loan and go for Germany or any developed country through school route.as their schools are free.you won't touch d money like dat as u go dey hustle.as dey release d funds for u in Germany u go dey send am back to d bank in naija

killmods:
No mind them.. Na so my ex come collect pipe 2 night's a go her guy dey call am she say she dey uber meanwhile na me and am dey bar dey chill after every. Next thing she begin say she too love the guy because him no dey ever doubt her and him dey believe anything she says unlike me. Yet she still dey come collect pipe from me dey claim to love the simp. One thing when i done learn from experience be say hopeless simps are loved by promiscuous women because they're easily tamed and will not bother about their way of life. So no let some comments surprise u bro. Just use am dey know the true characters behind the moniker

Lol u Sabi dem

DriverX:
Okay, he's not funny and he's broke.

damn nigga worst combo for a hungry naija girl

DriverX:
Maybe you are not just funny.

Hahaha.im sure he is a very dry guy.jokes apart na money dey make girls laff

doggedfighter:
That's a real man there.

Useless man u mean

U r a mumu man.u wan break the heart of a friend now lover because of an idiot that rejected and now back becos she is jealous of her friend?

Loverboy3333:
1m naira loan, I will just apply then use the money to japa

Aswear mehn.Too much sense dey ur brain

siofra:
No no no no no no no no no no no no

No single fathers hun. I don't do single fathers.

Are u gay? Why r u saying single father instead of single mother

Dis one dey act as if no be naija him dey.

Na promise of iPhone dis one dey use knack her

Sorry for ur loss.u need more time for ur grieve mehn.after some years you will be much better

Women can be wicked no wonder they don't like themselves

Eya sorry mehn.redpillers come carry ur new convert

Narrow escape

OGraffix:
My eldest sister

She did well

HajiaNotu:
None yet.

Think well

lilvicky68:
The day I got an award..

Nice.award for what?