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taylor89:
I wonder what a sane American would be needing a shiithole visa for



Nonsense and video

Need I say more?

xpmode:
The items name is called Indoor electric sparklers or indoor wedding electric sparklers


See sample video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0gAuh3Q3kc

This is what they couldn't figure out and they call it bomb, this is fireworks, this country is in trouble if people will allow themselves to be deceive that this thing is a bomb.

What if it has been modied with true explosives?

MelesZenawi:
Guess you belong to N-power crew.

No sir! I Em-Power people myself with jobs from time to time.

dannystrike:
If you are a very good Microsoft Excel instructor and are confident and knowledgeable enough to train top corporate executives, then forward your CV immediately to daniel@michelleandanthony.net.

Remuneration is very good!

NOTE: You should be at least 27 years old with a minimum of 2 years teaching and working with Microsoft Excel.

How much will you pay for Nigeria's best Excel Tutor?

At least or at most?

CanadaOrBust:
“Youth Corpers Now Earn More” not earns
I don’t know where u people went to school

Hahaha! Have mercy on the poor lad.

GamalNasser:
Supernumerary police number that the police issued to people members of their SPY police for 500k a per number ..

thanks

Which one is Spy Number Plates?

GamalNasser:
Supernumerary police number that the police issued to people members of their SPY police for 500k a per number ..

Thank you. I thought it meant spy camera on number plates! Hahaha!

Fahrenheit10:
you know some Animals are gay

it doesn't mean we should be like them!

Man & woman were created for a purpose. Ask your self, where are there only two sexes in 99% of all creatures? Even plants cross pollinate. Let's leave matter please

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

What da fuckkkk!

being human is about having the right to be who you are.
Don't discriminate against homosexuals

Nigerians are hypocrites. They are all claiming to be straight like spaghetti. Not until you heat spaghetti up before you realize it is not straight......
Damnnnnn.... Niggarrr........

Even the heterosexuality is not normal
It's just common

I bang ladies anyday anytime but that doesn't mean i should not respect homosexuals

My friend, keep your silly talk to yourself. Animals recognise the role of heterosexuality, why do you humans like to complicate things?

Without negative & positive charge how do you get a spark?

The reason light was created was to compliment dark.

A famous rapper once said "Joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain.

Man & woman was created for each other for procreation. Anything other than that is against the grand order of creation

budaatum:
Actually, a person of his calibre should be advising the government instead of this silly protest of his. It's not as if he does not have access to those in power!

Sorry. But I am very not impressed!

Advice who? Are the people in power children or toddlers? Why would anyone advice a government to take life seriously? If you like Impress or very not... He's doing the right thing and it's better than nothing.

This is a clarion call for true governance. It should include all meaningful Nigerians.

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think we Christians are becoming hypocritical with the truth. Why are we Christians crying wolf when there is none? Who and who is killing Christians? Any time a tragedy occurs we tag it as killing of Christians. What sort of nonsense is this


We Christians have demonized other Nigerians of other faiths tagging them killers for no reason. Our actions as Christians threatens the peace and unity of Nigeria. We must change our ways and learn to be tolerant of others. Everything must not be viewed with religious lens. The so called bastards we call pastors heat up the polity for their own gain hereby causing tensions between Nigerians.

The federal government should ban any protest by religious groups especially we hypocritical Christians who love to form victims in every situation. Unlike our Muslim brothers who remain resolute in the face of unnecessary stigma and persecution, we Christians have been favored most in this country yet we are never satisfied. I have been a born again Christian for the past 25 years and with the recent turn of events, i may consider Islam as my new religion

My friend shattaaap your rotten ponmo mouth there! Do you live in the North? Have you experienced riots and crisis in your life? Do you even know what's current in crisis situation? Come to Plateau let me show you first hand what's the demographic for violence is all about. Ask your Benue friends to explain what's going on in their land? Now read... Infact, I won't be the one to educate you. Your daftness is on cruise control.

Snipper007:
Looks more like a terrorist to me

of course, he should be apprehended if truly he is in the NPF.

I'm lost for words...

I don't even know if I should talk about the setting, implications or just maybe he's saying his last prayers which truly is not the case here.


I'm truly lost for words.

I don't know who you are but I have a message for you:



R U N!




This woman will kill you the day she gives birth to a boy. After your death, your son becomes beneficiary of your wealth... Guess who handles all of it since the next of kin is only a baby?

Tonyspecial:
Vision 2020

is that a wooden gun?

izzou:


[color=royalblue]The reasonable, sensible and most intelligent Nigerians are the ones that voted for I DONT CARE

Wrong! Those are Zombie who are shocked that their messiah is the worst thing both living, dead and inanimate object to ever walk the face of the 9 planets circling the sun.

Most Nigerians are docile, stupid and they are the most tribalised people in the world. Even if you kill all politicians today, we will still elect new ones based on our tribe and religion. And in the end, we end up electing nonsense

Nigerians are not stupid, Buhari never won the election, he only manipulated the system.

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I could go on and on, but let me give enough space for the person below to type [/s]

The 13% are actually the most sensible in the country currently [/color]

Las Las, this poll is incomplete because I haven't voted against the cursed goro chewing marafakaa Buhari.

Hmmmmm!

I finished secondary school in year 2000.

From 2000-2012 I applied every year. Pass my exams and post UME after it was introduced but never got admission. I now enrolled in a Diploma program from 2003-05 while still applying for Degree with JAMB. God helped me after I gave up, a friend of mine applied for a 6 days a week part time program at the University of Jos and I got the admission. I graduated in 2016 to the glory of God. A week to graduation, I got a job I never applied for and became a regional coordinator at my work place.

This is my testimony.

To anyone who may be going through admission issues with no one to sponsor them abroad, don't give up. Use this opportunity to learn and develop yourself so that better jobs can find you even before you find your feet.

Selah.

This time eh... Trump will stomp on Hilary in a hilarious way.

Jollylolly:
You say what? You just decided to expose your Ignorant in NR. Really i dont get why you blame the VP in this. Unless you clearly get something agaisnt him. A lot of people cannot stand what he stands for, the kinda man he is; one that is interested in Nigeria to develop wherein common man will enjoy the dividend of democracy.

You're ignorant.

Enter kitchen!

pweshdodo:
Good evening..I was diagnosed of asthma and insomnia four years ago and ever since then,I've been using drugs both medically and locally but it keeps getting worse..At this stage,i am fed up with it ..i can't sleep at night and this is affecting me.......


Any solution please

Life na wa o!
My uncle was 21 when when he was diagnosed with asthma. While my childhood friend woke up one day at 23 years old and decided to throw away his inhaler. Till date he stopped having asthma. Though I do not recommend ever trying such, however I pray that you get healed instantly.

Emily22:
See yellow ass for back abi na only me notice am......

She dey flash Oga Ned through rear view mirror na!

Neoteny:
Unfortunately for you the victims are fulanis.

How am I unfortunate in the whole circumstance? Do I come across to you as a Berom or Fulani indigene? please explain in detail.

Hmmmm!

So, no one is prosecuted for crimes, no investigation into finding the killers, no one held accountable... Just a Stern warning not to attack the culprits.

In other words: Keep quiet while we slay your people.

ghettokid1:
Good! Good! Good!
I see this Leah's matter as something God will use to expose a lot of things in Nigeria. God has kept her there for a purpose.

Before anyone curse me out, just know that when God wants to do something big to his enemies he doesn't chose a warrior or the most appealing of men but the least expected and dismisable of beings.

Leah's matter may consume Buhari.

BROS WHY YOU COPY MY COMMENT WORD FOR WORD?

majamajic:
The guy is not a smart Gambler , he for give the ticket to the bet manager , tell him to play over 2.5 for 200k

If the last game play under 2.5 , from the 5M they will minus 200k , if the game play over 2.5 , he will be getting around 500k

But he was not smart

Arbitrage method. I would've done same.

JeffreyD1:
The site can't be reached sir

The link isn't opening

Use a different browser besides Opera

JESUS CHRIST!!! FTC STOLE MY COMMENT WORD FOR WORD. DO I HAVE TO REPORT YOU, WHAT KINDA FORKERY IS THIS? Plagiarism!

Haaa! I see this Leah Shubairu's matter as something God will use to expose a lot of things in Nigeria. God has kept her there for a purpose.

Before anyone curse me out, just know that when God wants to do something big to his enemies he doesn't chose a warrior or the most appealing of men but the least expected and dismisable of beings.

It is well. Leah's matter may consume Buhari. This is just the beginning.

JeffreyD1:
Please Nairalanders help me with any of these jobs



Receptionist,
Sales Representative,
Office Assistant,
Car for Uber/bolts Driving,
Driver job,
Computer front desk staff,

I'm a computer literate I can make use of the Microsoft World, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft PowerPoint

Any job relating to my O'level educational background. I have my SSCE and my computer certified certificate. I'm in my 20s and strong enough to do anything and do it well. Though I am here in Abuja ready to relocate anywhere if the job is not around here as long as accommodation will be provided. Help a brother with a job, please. Thanks and God bless you as you reply.

Help a brother God bless you

Here is my number 0903 075 3981

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Toscarel:
oga most of you do worse, some like you are even pedophiles but until you are caught you could go around judging people.
better get off your high horse and face front. sin sin school yourself first before any other thing

Your one cell brain have start throwing accusations of pedophiles and worse. Where is this coming from if you are not what you are accusing?.

Your sins will fish you out and you will be stoned in front of your Father's compound!

Bet me!