₦airaland Forum

chenn:
I am going to strathclyde! glasgow

contact me on mivascoltd@gmail.com

welcome strathclyder! wat course bro.

ValentineMary:
What's so special? My V.C became a prof at 35.

seems you didnt school in Nigeria? corruption has eaten deep that you cannot become prof at that age.

god fatherism, God dey ooooo

That period when wolf is commissioning in sheep appearance.

kenonze:
Big eba, small soup, nil meat or fish

na so we take no indomie hungry man size. Doctor has warned him not to eat meat or fish.

ishiamu:
They don't know

know what? is Rivers people above Nigerian states? nothing go happen. You guys portrate Rivers as if its beyond government control. where is the life of soboma george?

tomakint:
Keep dreaming as usual, if that is reconstituted 1,000 times Wike will still emerge the winner who be Dakuku by the way in Rivers politics? Let them try nonsense with the people's choice and watch Rivers go up in flames ........nonsense!

nothing will go up flame. Death go end rebellious move.

op accept my condolence

Good job bro.
clap for ya

bendutch:
Wicked APC!!! Don't worry we will punish you guys with our votes. Yeye people that cannot forgive yet they don't miss their prayer schedule.

dont allow devil use you
nay Godwin

ficfic:
Politics is a dirty game...

understatement na yeye game

soe:
get a sense of humour Mr itk

take a brain for yourself opolo

'men' of God!

organicfoods:
See the fruits I saw at shoprite today in Ibadan. Dey swear for us? While water melon and bananas rot away in many farms in Nigeria... So sad.

wat happen to shoprite with fruit from Ghana
even tesco sell african stuff
do we have farmers who can supply or produce for shoprite locally in large quantities?

what do we expect from polluted and corrupt people if not bribe. Attending to foreigners faster than local citizens is very shameful

FUD MATA! citizen are so poor parents cannot feed their children. God save Nigeria

soe:
does his head look like gear box to you?

du yu know wat is head gear? just a question

Toastin na free voice mail. na only say those him money for show go enter gambit

tunjilana:
While I understand the op and agree that there are many weirdly wired men out there especially with this very vivid example, my personal experience has also thought me that some women are very paranoid. Let me share my experience

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I got into a bus heading for a very important interview. All I had in mind was that I will have enough space to at least checkup things on my phone. Only for one annoyingly fat lady to come in right after me, cramping me into one corner that makes even breathing difficult.

I endured throughout the journey, couldn't even turn aside. I tried a couple of times to get out my phone from the pocket but observed she gave me a funny look the few times I tried.
Luckily for me someone dropped off from our row after a while, I was relieved and expected the lady to adjust immediately and get her ugly body off me so I can have my space but she didn’t move. After waiting for her to do the needful and she didn’t, I decided to use my shoulder to tap her so I can tell her to move.

Na so she bring down hell ooo in her words "Don't touch me Mr! You have been touching me all along and I didn't say anything".

If no be say my pastor don warn me to avoid conflicts and say I dey fast go the interview wey I wan do...Mehn I would have told her things that will make her cry. All I did was form gentleman and beg her to shift

wow those fat smell P I G.

send off spirit of succumble attracting these strange men to you.

CHESSBOARD:
DaBullIT...... You ARE A CRIMINAL
CC CHESSBOARD

dek dek bring out latest list from your king of the northern zoo

freedom96:
bro I've mastered my mother tongue.If I speak it now u won't understand me and vice versa.You see why we need English?Its the only language thru which I and u can communicate.

How do you know I cant communicate your language? I speak two major Nigerian languages fluently and one minor language. I guess you cannot write your language verbally

English is good; we should also promote our mother tongue

dekdek:
Shut up. Did u complain when the same set of appointments favored the south when Jonah-daft was in charge?

APPOINTMENTS MADE BY PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI TO DATE:

1. Aide de Camp to president: Lt. Col Abubakar Lawal, [North-West].

2. Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the president: Femi Adesina, [South-West].

3. Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity: Garba Shehu, [North-West].

4. State Chief of Protocol/Special Assistant (Presidential Matters): Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure, [North-West].

5. Accountant General of the Federation: Ahmed Idris [North-West].

6. National Security Adviser: Babagana Monguno [North-East].

7. Chief of Defence Staff, Abayomi Olonishakin, [South-West].

8. Chief of Army Staff: Tukur Buratai, [North-East].

9. Chief of Naval Staff: Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas, [South-South].

10. Chief of Air Staff, Sadique Abubakar, [North-East].

11. Chief of Defence Intelligence: Monday Riku Morgan [North-Central].

12. Director General, State Security Services, SSS: Lawal Daura, [North-West].

13. Acting Chairperson, Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Amina Zakari, [North-West].

14. Managing Director, Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA: Habibu Abdulahi [North-West].

15. Special Adviser, Niger Delta Amnesty Office: Paul Boroh, [South-South]

16. Acting Director General, Nigerian Maritime Administration, Safety and Security Agency, NIMASA: Baba Haruna Jauro [North-East].

17. Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive Officer, Nigerian Communications Commission: Umaru Dambatta [North-West].

18. Executive Chairman, Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS: Babatunde Fowler, [South-West].

19. Director General, Budget Office of the Federation: Aliyu Gusau, [North-West].

20. Group Managing Director, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Emmanuel Kachikwu, [South-South].

21. Secretary to Government of the Federation, Babachir David Lawal, [North East]

22. Chief of Staff to the President: Abba Kyari, [North-East].

23. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Customs Service: Hameed Ibrahim Ali, [North East].

24. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service: Kure Martin Abeshi, [North-Central].

25. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (Senate): Ita Enang, [South-South].

26. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives): Sumaila Kawu, [North-West].

27. Director, Department Of Petroleum Resources, DPR, Modecai Baba Ladan. [North-Central].

28. Managing Director, Asset Management Company of Nigeria, AMCON, Ahmed Lawan Kuru. [North West].

29. Commissioner for Insurance and Chief Executive of the National Insurance Commission, Mohammed Kari [North-West]

30. Executive Director AMCON: Kola Ayeye [South-West]

31. Executive Director, AMCON: Eberechukwu Uneze, [South-East]

32. Executive Director, AMCON: Aminu Ismail, [North-West]

33. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Maikanti Baru, [North-Central]

34. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Isiaka Abdulrazaq, [South-West]

35. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Dennis Nnamdi Ajulu, [South-East].

36. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Babatunde Victor Adeniran, [South-West].

37. Rector, Maritime Academy of Nigeria, MAN, Oron: Mr. Joshua Okpo [South-South]

NORTH=24, SOUTH=13

FULL LIST OF GEJ's EQUIVALENT APPOINTMENTS AS AT HIS LAST DAY IN OFFICE:

1. Aide de Camp to president: Lt. Col Ojogbane Adegbe, [North].

2. Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the president: Reuben Abati, [South-West].

3. Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity: Doyin Okupe, [South-West].

4. State Chief of Protocol/Special Assistant (Presidential Matters): Chief Mike Oghiadomhe, [South-South].

5. Accountant General of the Federation: Mr. Jonah Ogunniyi Otunla [South-West].

6. National Security Adviser: Col Sambo Dasuki [North-West].

7. Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshal Alex Sebundu Badeh, [North-East].

8. Chief of Army Staff: Lt Gen. Kenneth Minimah, [South-South].

9. Chief of Naval Staff: Rear Admiral Usman Jibrin, [North-Central].

10. Chief of Air Staff, Air Vice Marshal Amosu, [South-West].

11. Chief of Defence Intelligence:Rear Admiral Gabriel Okoi [South-South].

12. Director General, State Security Services, SSS: Mr Ita Ekpenyong, [South-South].

13. Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC: Attahiru Jega, [North-West].

14. Managing Director, Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA: Alhaji Sanusi Lamido Ado Bayero [North-West].

15. Special Adviser, Niger Delta Amnesty Office: Mr Kingsley Kuku, [South]

16. Director General, Nigerian Maritime Administration, Safety and Security Agency, NIMASA:Mr Patrick Ziakede Akpobolokem [South-South].

17. Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive Officer, Nigerian Communications Commission: Mr Eugene Juwah [South-South].

18. Executive Chairman, Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS: Mr. Samuel Ogungbesan, [South-West].

19. Director General, Budget Office of the Federation: Director General,Dr. Bright Okogu, [South].

20. Group Managing Director, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Dr. Joseph Thlama Dawha, [North].

21. Secretary to Government of the Federation, Mr Anyim Pious Anyim, [South-East]

22. Chief of Staff to the President: Brgd Gen. Jones Oladehinde Arogbofa, [South-South].

23. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Customs Service: Abdullahi Dikko Inde, [North-West].

24. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service: Mr. David Shikfu Parradang, [North-Central].

25. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (Senate): Senator Joy Ifeanyichukwu Emodi, [South-East].

26. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives): Senator Joy Ifeanyichukwu Emodi, [South-East].

27. Director, Department Of Petroleum Resources, DPR, Mr. George Abiodun Osahon. [South-South].

28. Managing Director, Asset Management Company of Nigeria, AMCON, Mustafa Chike-Obi. [South-East].

29. Commissioner for Insurance and Chief Executive of the National Insurance Commission, Mr. Fola Daniel.[South-West]

30. Executive Director AMCON: Mofoluke Benedicta Dosumu [South-West]

31. Executive Director, AMCON: Hewitt Adegboyega Benson [South-West]

32. Executive Director, AMCON: Abbas Mohammed Jega [[North-West]

33. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Ian Udoh, [North-Central]

34. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Adebayo Ibirogba, [South-West]

35. Group Executive Director, NNPC: David Ige, [South-East].

36. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Bernard Otti, [South-West].

37. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Dan Efebo [South-South]

38. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Aisha Abdurrahman [North-West]

39. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Attahiru Yusuf [North-West]

40. Rector, Maritime Academy of Nigeria, MAN, Oron: Mr. Joshua Okpo [South-South]

SOUTH=27, NORTH=13

lets do it by region and see who is not tribal bigotry between GEJ and GMB

freedom96:
oga mi o.Wether we like or we no like,English is no longer an option.

So, mother tongue is an option?

freedom96:
bros na shut up o,which one come be shout up kuma? nairaland no go kill pesin

na you go kill yourself. English man cannot bend his tongue for you but you struggle to speak like them rubbish

freedom96:
is this what u'll tell them at the job interview?

shout up! is English your native language? promote your language and leave the rest for learner.

NinaArsenal:
Lol. English language hard o. Since person understand wetin I talk, all follow join

no bi lie. dem say dey go follow na till communication which one bi my modar tong lol wahala for English man

Good job

emekamn:
this ur story long oh...abeg summarise

yu know go skul?comom summary dat tin for waec

washin tinz! simbi goes to farm
Next story would be Agbo lives in calabar rubbish
where is mr gandoki and wakama

claremont:
Anyone going to University of Sunderland and in need of accommodation?!

A 2-bedroom accommodation is available for rent on a single room basis. The room in question is bigger than a double bedroom as it's a converted living room. The cost is all inclusive of rent, electric and water, super-fast internet, council tax, double bed, fridge and all the other student furnishing comforts. The cost is also heavily discounted because I'm keen to helping my fellow Nigerians settle in a comfortable accommodation whilst studying. There is another smaller room in the property which I will be keeping for myself for anytime I come visiting, so in essence, the student will be living in the full house alone for the price of a room. I'm sure the student will live like a King in this property, I wish I had all these comforts many years ago when I studied in Sunderland rather than living in the overpriced boxes that where the university halls of residence.

PM me for more information. Apologies to moderators, I'm only doing my bit to help a Nigerian/African settle down in the cold north-east England.

Do students pay council tax?