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Now we know that most of us load N400 and below for voice calls ( i am also guilty) and only load the N1500+ when BIS is to be recharged.

N400 was recharged, now after reading this thread, rushing to check and confirm if it did not happen to me. Loh and behold, it is down to N3:18. With this development, i have to actively check my balance especially before going to sleep. @MTN!!!

If today was April fools dayl, all that hae responded have fallen for the poster's joke. It is what it is; a joke

If today was April foos dayl, all that hae responded have fallen for the poster's joke. It is what it is; a joke

2shy?

Lagos to Ogbomosho to Oshogbo and back to Ibadan (320miles=514km)to rest before continuing to Lagos the next day. Hope to break my record one day.

ignis: Don't you know that the computer can finish marking all the papers and automatically record it in a day?

In present day Nigeria, that is a NO and i will stand by it. Were the exams taken online?

I think the logistics involved in getting all the scripts to a central place will take more than a day, sorting will take 2 days and marking may take less than a day. Sorting the results, filtering into states etc will take another day, all this is if they are working round the clock. This must a trial at impressing Nigerians and i am not convinced a thorough job of the marking was done, therefore the results are contestable.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]This is COPY COPY...... Soon your hand go BENDY BENDY.....And if you no stop the real owner go BEAT BEAT YOU.................[/quote]Can you please tell us any of your original jokes-i mean entirely created by you? Go and ask people who have made a life with comedy and jokes and they will tell you what stands you out is the creativity to use already overused cliches and still get attention. So Mr Originality, lets have the 'made by MOGUL.O' jokes.

April Fools' on the third day!

At least they are many and not like that thief spending N850,000 for a meal .

I have never for once deniel him of sex even with my pregnancy if he say he want sex 3times a day i stil do it. I dont know where i have gone wrong, or wat i have done wrong 2 make him stoop so low as 2 do wat he did. I am just praying for God 2 give me strenght. I am really hurt.

Pele, Sorry. Might be you need to be inventive; it is not just a matter of making yourself available everytime. Spice it up and get him back!

dabrake: it's coming from the fountain of life. Whoever drinks it will never thirst again.

and never die again!

Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that
person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged.

Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and I could not marry him because we are of different
religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No.. I am spe...aking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father I know and so will that be.

Mother: Please don't be soo upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind! Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.
Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!!.....If na u nko

Security will function if you have the right people in government, right legislation enacted, right gadgets (CCTV, street light, alarms etc) installed. Sacrosanct for the last and important one to function is good and reliable public power system

gulfer: Wife of the governor of Akwa Ibom State, Mrs Ekaette Unoma Akpabio, has again identified honesty and commitment to duty as a panacea for success.

Mrs Akpabio made this known while redeeming the pledge of N2 million to Mrs Elizabeth Akande, a staff of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) who had earlier been honoured by the Sun newspaper for rejecting a graft.

Mrs Akande, was honoured for rejecting a bribe of N500,000 to aid the rigging of election in Oyo State during the 2011 general election, even in the face of intimidation.

Mrs Akpabio, who was called to present the award to Mrs Akande by the organisers, had announced a donation of N2 million to Mrs Akande, saying she was touched by her rare honesty.

Presenting the cash gift to the awardee on Sunday at the Sun’s head office in Lagos, Mrs Akpabio, represented by the state Commissioner for Information, Mr Aniekan Umanah, said her efforts through campaigns had been targeted at re-orientating people against corruption and other vices that were rocking the fabrics of the nation.

Mrs Akpabio said her pet programme, the Family Life Enhancement Initiative, has been used to provide houses for widows, empowerment schemes for youths and the elderly, as well as remand homes for the destitute and orphans in the state.http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/38723-akpabios-wife-donates-n2m-to-incorruptible-officer

She should be made to identitify the person or persons and whose party offered the bribe. We are in a sane world for Christ's sake!

davidylan: why? Kids shoot themselves in the head here so why is this isolated case now a prob?

The problem is not their death in Nigeria but the bungled rescue operation for the two men. If I was the poster in the same situation, I'd explain and state that it was the British and Nigerian security teams that killed the two hapless hostages.

Wife of the governor of Akwa Ibom State, Mrs Ekaette Unoma Akpabio, has again identified honesty and commitment to duty as a panacea for success.

Mrs Akpabio made this known while redeeming the pledge of N2 million to Mrs Elizabeth Akande, a staff of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) who had earlier been honoured by the Sun newspaper for rejecting a graft.

Mrs Akande, was honoured for rejecting a bribe of N500,000 to aid the rigging of election in Oyo State during the 2011 general election, even in the face of intimidation.

Mrs Akpabio, who was called to present the award to Mrs Akande by the organisers, had announced a donation of N2 million to Mrs Akande, saying she was touched by her rare honesty.

Presenting the cash gift to the awardee on Sunday at the Sun’s head office in Lagos, Mrs Akpabio, represented by the state Commissioner for Information, Mr Aniekan Umanah, said her efforts through campaigns had been targeted at re-orientating people against corruption and other vices that were rocking the fabrics of the nation.

Mrs Akpabio said her pet programme, the Family Life Enhancement Initiative, has been used to provide houses for widows, empowerment schemes for youths and the elderly, as well as remand homes for the destitute and orphans in the state.http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/38723-akpabios-wife-donates-n2m-to-incorruptible-officer

baslone: You guys should be grateful for the business info.

I guess you did not realise pure water was so profitable.

I will now aim to start a pure water business.

This pure water must be special and selling at $50 each satchet. Love my country NAIJA.

ugo21: my frnd jus turn 20yrs acording to him,he has being mastubarting for 6yrs now and wish to stop dis act but he can't. he needs advice from d world

Pls tell him to consult Pastor Chris. He recently defended the act.

So well written. I'd say encore, bravo! Tou captured all in this , fotget what all the ignorant mumuish followers say.

I wonder why there has been very few contributions to this unlike some very trivial topics on this site. We need to sensitize people to this ills especially the very illiterate who indulge in over the counter medication. I am not saying genuine drugs cannot trigger this but the prevalence is more with substandard drugs and while it is a rare medical condition in advance countries this days, it is increasing in number in Nigeria especially; ask doctors in the general hospital. Post my cousin's demise, i Googled it that if condition is detected early, immediately stop the allergic drug, and use the common aloe Vera on the skin, also drink some of it to heal the internal imbalances from the drugs.

I wonder why there has been very few contributions to this unlike some very trivial topics on this site. We need to sensitize people to this ills especially the very illiterate who indulge in over the counter medication. I am not saying genuine drugs cannot trigger this but the prevalence is more with substandard drugs and while it is a rare medical condition in advance countries this days, it is increasing in number in Nigeria especially; ask doctors in the general hospital. Post my cousin's demise, i Googled it that if condition is detected early, immediately stop the allergic drug, and use the common aloe Vera on the skin, also drink some of it.

muyoto: Stevens johnson's syndrome isn't necessarily caused by fake/substandard medicines, it occurs when the mucous membranes react to the medicine--even the genuine one.

My cousin died due to the fake (substandard) artesunate that his system reacted to, which set off the Stevens Johnson's syndrome. Most doctors in Nigeria are unaware of this and initial treatment given to my cousin at the Gbagada general hospital was treatment for burns without proper diagnosis. Steven Johnson's diagnosis came shortly before he died from a young doctor at LASUTH; and he said if it had been quickly diagnosed at the Gbagada hospital, he might have survived.

Good development! but I hope the youths will not turn around to re-abduct the oil magnate if he fails to pay up.

Tropilo: Now! Please, who is the illiterate?

I tire o for the guy's English!

udogati: A Nigerian student was beaten to death by a group of RELA members after he was accused of molesting a cleaner at the Venice Hill 33 Condominium in Kajang, Selangor today.

The 11:30 am incident began when the man allegedly hugged the 40-year-old woman and flashed his private parts at her while she was working.

The woman then lodged a complaint to a group of seven RELA members on duty at the condominium.

The man put up a struggle as they tried to detain him .. which led to a scuffle.

The RELA members then used their batons to subdue the man.

The injured Nigerian was taken to a clinic .. but succumbed to his unjuries.

After hearing news of his death, a group of his friends went into a frenzy and damaged the condominium's guard house.

Police were deployed to the scene to control the situation.

The deceased was identified as 32-year-old, Onochie Martins Nwankwo, a student at a private college here.

The five RELA members have been detained to assist investigations.

http://www.ntv7.com.my/7edition/local-en/BEATEN_TO_DEATH_FIVE_RELA_MEMBERS_DETAINED_OVER_FATAL_BEATING_OF_NIGERIAN_STUDENT.html

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From BERNAMA - Malaysia's National News Agency (I used Google Translate to translate the Malaysian language to English. Did not edit, posting verbatim from what I got from Google Translate. Forgive the grammar and spelling mistakes.)

Due Outraging Local Women, Men beaten Nigeria Dead


KUALA LUMPUR: The Venetian Condominium residents worry Hills at Mile 9, Hulu Langat, near here, on the influx of immigrants from Africa reached its climax today when a man from Nigeria, died after being beaten up because of violating a local woman.

Kajang OCPD ACP Ab Rashid Ab Wahab said 35-year-old victim is a student at a private college has a cleaner molesting 43-year-old woman in the condominium at 11 am.

"Women have been embraced and kissed the back of the Nigerian man who also showed her vagina to her." Women, however, managed to escape and report the incident to seven Rela members on duty, "he told reporters here.

Ab Rashid said that to realize his actions are known, the Nigerian man had tried to escape to the elevator lobby area condominium, but he managed to be detained by Rela members. He said police who arrived to the scene later that the man was tied to Nigeria in a state of helpless and continue to take her to a nearby medical center but was pronounced dead on arrival.

He said the victim then was sent to the Serdang Hospital for post-mortem.

Ab Rashid said that all seven members of the Real within 20-year-old was arrested and the case was being investigated under Section 302 of the Penal Code for murder.

He said police were still investigating whether the men died from being beaten Nigeria weapon or otherwise.

He said due to the occurrence of some African men were assembled and expressed their dissatisfaction but successfully cleared by the police. Meanwhile eyewitnesses who identified as Abu said about 200 African men have rioted before the arrival of the police and they have damaged some public property such as guard houses and Rela operation room. "I saw they had rioted to know their friends are dead and this incident had frightened the people," he said.

He said the victims were often drunk before this had created problems for residents in the area. ` BERNAMA

What type of English is this?

[quote author=Odu-toda-iwa]As much as I appreciate hardwork. I strongly feel the risk taken by the woman in this case is uncalled for.[/quote]Is the Okada-man her husband? This is not hard-work but extreme risk by the woman as she may have just been a buyer.

All the chicks condemning the poster are also BB chicks and are only defending one of their own.

Now very bad in Onipanu, Ilupeju. Very bad.