₦airaland Forum

fairygodgodess:
Hmmmm....fight loading o...who get pop corn I get zobo

Why are u out to get me?
What did i ever do to u?

Dude
You must be joking
You worked for all those years in banking and did not forsee this?
I am not trolling you, i am just letting you know that you are wasting your time bro.

Shout out to all the other bankers out there.
Learn your lesson
Save like mad
E fit be you tomorrow oh

crixtex:
Macfoy tochukwu

Not my name

macaranta:
Lol dude was scared AF

Ofcos its scary.
Anything goes wrong and you land a pancake
I jumped over water tho

Done.
Welcome to the club
#15000feet

Built2last:
My people!!!
How can we report banks to CBN for their terrible and ridiculous card rates.
These guys buy Dollars from CBN at 283-286 and you use your card outside Nigeria. banks want to cut your neck.
The cheapest card rate I know now is Standard chartered and Stanbic IBTC other banks charge as high as 320-340.
How can we report them to CBN to check this crazy charges.

Is die

MrBONE2:
We will give you

Gov Fayose

Cos i know he is the one you people want.

Gyarbonka

Great
We want Fayose transferred to Abia

Hey house
Just wanted to share my success story and give some encouragement
So i am just about to enter the final semester of my MSc and have just landed a job at the largest oil and gas company in Australia
This job has taken all my worries away as they are also sponsoring me for PR.
How did i do it? First of all, study as hard as hell. Yea, i came top 2% or so in my class.
Secondly, use the career services department in any school you are going to. Yea, as soon as you arrive, find where the career services dept in your school is and find out and use any and every service they have. Its free while you are a student, use them HARD!!!
Thirdly, this advice may sound corny to people who have experience before coming here (i had 8years banking experience too from Nigeria) but target graduate programs to get this kind of PR gig i got.
See what happens is companies that take you into their grad programs have an obligation to keep you till the end of it. And most grad programs are longer than your post study visa. The compromise therefore would be to apply for PR for you. And if the company is as large or as good as mine, their grad program would pay more than most regular jobs in Australia anyways.
Anyways congrats to all of you who just got their study visa, its a long road but you got this

andykay:
Cityhood, I just sold this type of car that i have for 70k. This price of 220k is high ooo. Well, I wish you happy sale.

No na
He said well maintained
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
mtchew

I said we want Yoruba gov in Abia oh

We want a Yoruba gov

EllisMorgan:
U call someone a fool. Am gonna make sure this comment is deleted and u r banned. I just want to let u know I made sure it happened.

Instead of fight, lets make peace.
How much you wan make i take bribe you?

Jessidaisy4:
Lol, many are mad but........

Few are nake.d?

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Horllamideh:
ohhh....that's nairaland newest nick for people from the east. one of them created a post about Ugandans insulting Buhari, but all the names of the so-called bashers from Uganda are synonymous with those from southeast. whatta coincidence.

Hahahaha

Now that cracked me up bad

win3k:
more ibo drug dealers described as Nigerians

Thats cos they are Nigerians not Igbos

Horllamideh:
**in dagrin's voice*** awon noni...
awon noni...awon ni. Chaiii, fucking ugandans spoiling our rep everywhere.

Ugandans?
These are Nigerians
I am confused?

ganisucks:
Goodbye Mr President, make sure you agree to every demand put forward by Jonathan, including your resignation. Don't worry The Interim government of Jonathan will only jail Osinbanjo and Tinubu

pray tell
how is APC ruining your life?

MilesLamar:
No pictures?? I refuse to agree

you no fit click read the news/watch the feed abi?

A

stanCJ:
Hello all, I just got my PR 189. Can anyone advise on the best websites for Oz telecommunication job applications....

Jora.com.au

Observant:
Good morning everyone

Please can anyone help clarify, how does a Mechanical Engr with Work Experience is Information Technology get accessed?
I mean by which assessment body, Engineers Australia or Australia Computer Society?

Intended nominated skill -- System anaylst

Hmmm...
ACS will not assess you positively in my opinion. I have seen ACS assessment feedbacks and you can go to their website too to see what you must have studied to qualify for a positive assessment, mechanical engineering wont cut it and its quite expensive to say screw it and just try.
I think you are better off assessing as just a mechanical engineer with no experience under EA.
All just my opinion tho

ada4all:
Dear PR Gurus,

I want to assess my skills with Vetasses for Valuer occupation but I want to confirm something. I have worked as a Valuer from 2011 to 2013 but left the field till date. Now I want to assess my skill as a Valuer. Please wat is my chance of positive assessment consider the gap from 2014 till now?

Very positive
You are required to have one year experience within the last ten years.
Is 2011 to 2013 within the last 10 years?
Anyways, more importantly, is your degree in valuation?
Cos for VETASSES, its education and experience

Cottyekundayo:
May I send a pm? Will be in Perth sometime in july

Emmm...
If you are asking a question, isnt it better to ask here?
This is how the forum is run isnt it?