₦airaland Forum

finalboss1:
Insomnia is a sleep disorder that is
characterized by difficulty falling and/or
staying asleep. People with insomnia have
one or more of the following symptoms:***difficulty falling asleep
**waking up often during the night and
**having trouble going back to sleep
**faking up too early in the morning
**feeling tired upon waking







you are suffering from primary insomnia
your solution soon

I bow for this kind symptom oh

dominique:
FRSC. Respect to the guys at the bottom

That sounds sooo wong on many levels

dubbiskelly:
What evidence do you have to back up your strong statements? It's true that a good number of nigerian nurses struggle financially as is common in most workers, however that does not mean that nursing does not pay. I worked as a nurse in Lagos for about five years and was making more money than many people thought was possible, it all depends on where you work. I once went for an interview where the start pay for nurses was over 500k and there are lots of places like that around.

You yourself said a good number of Nigerian nurses struggle, thats not a statement that can be made about any nurse here in Australia. But i will not argue with you, you been the nurse will surely known much better than me and i don't mean that in a sarcastic manner.
Just advise the OP. I gave him the bit i know which you have now proven right/wrong

nairalanddotorg:
Hi pals.
How lucrative is Nursing as a career based on government employment, private practice and chances abroad.

Unless you have a path to leaving the country, not advisable.
Nursing is near useless in Nigeria.
But if you ever move overseas, with short conversion courses, you will be minting money with it

sucess001:
lol

Men, if only i had known oh! I for no invest

buharisbae:
D'prince own got me

Instead of liking the dp, make we gist offline.
Recieve the PM

Estharfabian:
Lol.


I'm human Sir..I get h0rny too.

That be say hope dey for all humanity be dat na

Estharfabian:
Lol.



No. girls Are Robots!

Meant you in particular
I follow your dairy
So i shock ni oh

Equalizer:
He's heavily indebted... the last time I was owing someone few millions, my manhood couldn't stand for complete nine months until when I finished paying the debt.. help him sort the debt out and come thank me later..

Chai...
Lafferty hav killed me

Estharfabian:
Masturbation isn't exactly the problem here.
It's his business. Whatever he wants to do with himself. he should go right ahead.




But the problem here is..The Nonexistent Sex thingy. he's depriving You of Sexual pleasures. I mean...that's so unfair.
who does that
What You should do...


Ask if he plans on having Sex with You anytime soon? like maybe in A year time?
...if he still doesn't want to.


Please Cheat! Cheat! Masturbate! HAVE As many Sex as you want! even God will understand! Rubbish!
You're human too..and women also Have sexual desires.

Is a lie
You have desires too?

MrsPhyno:
Yeaaaah

I personally take it upon myself to be the embodiment of every lovelorn and forsaken Nigerian woman and "do my own back"
The thrills are unimaginable


Depends on what u mean by cheat tho

Chai
You used to be a gud shide oh

Jadekitana:
Hey boo where are thou? I feel like cuddling you tonight, should I name my teddy toks2008 ? Don't mind me I love looking for your trouble! Holla.

Your dp too gangsta

gbadenor:
tel him ur HIV+

Better still, go catch hiv aids then tell ur paroles

IamMissMarvel:
Na men I pity for this transgender age of ours.

Una go see babe wey fine, carry front, carry back, set like mathset, una go come toast her, straff her no know say na una fellow man una dey straff.

How them go take judge the matter sef, na involuntary homosexuality person go call am?

As in the matter dey worry me steady

Dollyak:
The ever disturbing physche of a primitive Nigerian man. Sleeping around with every men or women should be frowned upon, but to suggest this reduce the value of the woman is b.s..... quite frankly. Bleeding morality into neo-scientific fact doesn't work too well. There should be a distinction. I am outta here.

Ya blood too dey hot meh

Pranxta:
h

For Hamechi Rotimi

Adonis3:
Y

For [url]Yify-torrent.org[/url]

surestakes:
First bank too dey carry last.

Obviously not a Waffi company

Epic response

stephanay:
ive been dating my bf for close to 2months now and im sensing some traits of a control freak. he questions every one i \m friends with and tells me who i shld see or not. i dont av a prob wt him aving female friends but he just doesnt want me to av any guy friends and he tells me its a "guy thing"
we got into a big argument lately and he said he desont like d fact that a male friend dropped me off after class one day. he was only trying to help me with transportaion home. and my bf said its becos he doenst av a car that i dont want to brek my freindship wt d guy.
ive explained to him that i'll never cheat on him but trust issues keep coming up and i dont know how much of ds i can take.
he loves me very much and he's very caring but he calls me like all the time to find out hw im doing, wants to see me everyday if he can, doesnt like almost all my frinds, even d gals. i first tot this was his way of expressiing love but now,, im feeling choked up! what do i do??

Gay alert

Cutezt:
so he wants you to be like other girls? ok,continu

Ur spalin of continus iz wong

Iz Kontinu
Mtxhew
Abasha

VickyRotex:
Op, you almost laughed into Coma? Me, I laughed into it.Choiiii

""Back can give you children."" Front is for falling, bending like frog lmao!


Even one aunty say na "doggy"

One start to dey talk about Buhari. E jor wetin concern Buhari?

Wahala dey o

Apart from CEO, whats yours?

Michellla:
holds laugh

Beautiful eyes

LastSurvivor:
E

For Environmental sanitation

Well, this is one shide pesin cannot deny. The type they will tel u say, "if no be u give this belle, then na ya papa'

Charmerbeautylooks:
Flavour 's dad will nt wish his son to marry Sandra, she n her mum has a questionable character, Sandra is like flavour mama. Chai I wish Anna n flavour well. Anna is calm, homely n reserved nt like Sandra who slept wit everybdy, Tony nkiruka, orange drug boss,mikel m n others!

And you know all this how?

Can you imagine Fayose resigning

FTC

A

Nixiepie:
Who muscle or 6pacs ePp?

You are such a hater

1bkaye:
I'm kidding haha, forgot the joke section even existed to be honest

Wot?
You were a terrorist of that era.
Before nairaland became a place for immature people to come spill all their tribal guts/puke on all of us.
How could you forget you legacy of that era?
Yea, you deleted your profile for a while

1bkaye:
Lol pay up nau

I just remember you from the joke section of way way back.
If you didn't post this in the romance section i would've said it was a joke for sure.
But then again, you were always a practical joker
For the sake of academic exercise, pray tell what the £2000 is for?

Senna:
No? You mean Yes
[size=3pt]ain't nabody got tyme for dat [/size]

Yes by no i meant yes.