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Iteun,
guinea fowl na stil fowl,
tin be say,
4 ya own side, evn bone no go reach u. . . .
damn turkey rights activist!!!

Gudluck bengay,
and if any lecturer fcuks wit u,
u can always gimme der names,
u knw wats gon happen den. . . . . .

Bt den again,
u culd always do IT carryover,
like Migs

ituen:
Thats the everyday naija life and u can't blame the boi

But i have an alternative to that

get money while sleeping

www.5linx.com

Ye too Iteun??

*SHOOTS TUFE 4 HEAD*
DATS 4 INTERUPTIN MA ATTENTION. . . .
NW KIDS, ROUND TWO. . .

BRING YA PLATE COM MY BARRACKS,
CUT GRASS SMALL FIRST,
DEN AT ALL AT ALL, BONE GO REACH U!!

OK SHA,
COS OF U TUFE, AND COS OF GOD!!
YABBER
DIS IS UR LUCK DAY!!
GO AND SIN NO MOR

*joins tufe, bringin along enuf roast turkey gizzard*

i lik wats abt ta happen

abeg do her mak she do u jo!!

@Turkey
Didnt i jst relieve u of ur duties??
U stil had 2 go impersonate didnt u??
U r roast meat!!

Na blabla na. . . .
ify, y r u spoilin all dis small children 4 dis we land na??
If u wara put som1 in paradise, doesnt Turkey qualify??

DAT DAMN FINEYABBER,
HIM YAB ME BAD
com piss 4 my bory

               

*seperate tufe & oineoma*

tufe take it easy na. . . .

*lands oineoma a HOT slap 4 eye*

mufu, e no dey luk b4 e lept??

But y dis kidnabber go diss me 4 him 1st post 4 dis land??
Is der no respect again in Isreal??

YABBER/NABBER!!!
Your life 4 dis land is ruind!!
I hound u til u drop boy
*xcept u repent of ur sins & join my army*

So, nabber, wat'l it b??

saucekid:
him be pantsy

bad ingliss
His is r P*ssy!!!

otondos!!!
c dem mouth!!
tufclems it is!!!

ehmmmm
as Quater Master General of nlnd, i reserv d rite 2 assign pricks 2 faces!!!

Is dat clear 2 evry1??
Any further ques??

And 4 u guyz dat dnt like ma flows,
2 pricks each 2 ur faces!!!
clems, plz c 2 d supply

spit it out sauce!!! (if u get liver)
or else swallow & choke on it

Ben,
u didnt jst do that did u??
diss ify??
wel,,,, it aint your fault sha,
Ifybenjay, if u had declared your lov 4 me, this wuldnt b happenin yu knw,
ben, take d advice i gav tuface,
go hang ursef,
beta stil,
do am 4 high tension wire,
jst 2 make sure!!!
                     

sings to d lost children
*com bac, com bac, com bac 2 me, punisher, punish me hoo hoo*

tufe:
poor sauce

rich kid

wats ur obbession wif prick & face tuface??

and u r nt a chic fa??

I 4 unda stnd ohhh!!

anyway, if u nid a prick in ur face, c clems.

As GCFR wen i b, imunity cover me!!

no b only beer beer/beard beard, na borrow borrow!!!

Bt realy, hw does dis sound?? Tufclem??

U two wer meant for each oda in short!!!


busts out singin

*lov, oh lov, wat a blessed day, oh yeah, say it loud*

Ohhhh Tufe!!!!!
U no knw b4
i'd rada really gwara gwara alone mennnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
dats som dangerous specimen mennnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gunny walks in feels d heat & immediatly switches on his brand new Samsung plasma air conditioner*

Dats mor lik it!!!

Tufe, na u dey commot dis heat 4 bory, NW GO OUTSIDE GO BAFF!!!

emi??
emi omo boy??
emi omo fine boy??
emi omo fine boy to ni owo??
emi omo fine boy to ni owo/koko masta??

God punish all of una!!!!

Cos clems is a wel knw Hermo on dis land meanin,
i wuldnt lik 2 f*ck & get f*ckd at d same time!!!
GOD4BIDRIT IN JESUS NAME, AMIN, AMIN, AMIN!!!

i miss the likes of

miggy (failed his latest WAEC again, wants 2 try at a special center in Sudan dis time)
tt (droppd in exchange of mr Turkey durin ransom xchange)
hcl (NAFDAC has finally caught up wif dis impersonator)
spot (stil standin on d spot at Mile2 wer i left him 4 d child traffickers)
aristole (read one book too many, is in a coma rite nw, na God or correct blabla go fit wake am)
ninjabyte (u r askin? havnt u seen scary movie episode 13?)
tessy (sold her in pakistan, she didnt fetch much though, got jst 63 1/2 rupees)
mimko (married 2 tj^2 nw, honeymoonin in sao-tome)
tj (read bw d lines)

Nasties!!!!
Who nids dem

HUHUHUHUIHUHUHUIHUHUHUHU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

folly69:
not @ all except its from de wrong bla instrument

Wat??
All blabla instruments r equal,
bt som r mor equal dan odas sha,
lik i hav it frm relialbe sources dat tufe is a tripod!!!  
Bt lik i said, blabla is blabla,
ifyblablalistic, ENJOY!!!
       

I must b a premiership

PUT US ALL & URSEF OUTTA DIS MISERY TUFACE
GO HANG URSEF!!!

ifyalways:
,

A white couple had a black baby, The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby is black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt, !
,

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"

Dats u & me baby
smokky hot!!!

Y did u hav to go xpose tessy na.

DEN WAT R U WAITIN 4 IFYGUNNYHUNNY
COM GERIT BABAY
       

GOD FORBIDIT TIMES 10000000000000000 & 100000000000000 TIMES

                                                                                                 

clems, plz change ur diet,
cut dwn on beef,
switch 2 raw peppered turkey meat,
ur cup don dey full ohhh!!!