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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by guyANDROID1: 11:04am On Sep 26, 2013
Whao I finished the whole thread in 4 days. From page 1-118 thank God for skipping things, skipping irrelevant comment from clowns and slowpokes.
Oga zubby thumb up.

Me just know say there are three kinds of human being;

1. Those that believe that there's something called destiny and they believe it can't be change all alter. So they blame everything on destiny

2. Those that believe there's nothing called destiny in their own dictionary and if it exist, they believe it can be change or alter by their own mind,wisdom, power

3. Those that believe that there is something called destiny, they believe it can be change, altered but they don't have clue or power or wisdom on how to change it, so they went back to number 1 and blame everything on destiny( confused set of ppl)


Which one do you belong to?

Please don't quote me if you don't have relevant comment to give, just stay on your own else I'll dish out your own plate full of...............
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by guyANDROID1: 10:51am On Sep 26, 2013
komek: Bros , this part of the story pain u well well o. Choi.
E be like the daughter of jezebel don show u tire...lol
My guy no be small thing oooo....but me don show dem wella...u no say girls love sweet mouth; mouth full of deceit and lies....na wetin dey cause dem heartbreak be dat oooo.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by guyANDROID1: 8:26pm On Sep 23, 2013
ZUBY77: He pointed towards a small wood cabin and said she went there with Emmanuel. I wanted to ask who Emmanuel was but on a second thought, I decided to find out on my own. I walked to the cabin and to my greatest surprise, I saw Jennifer half nakkedd, kissing a man.
I am a silent reader since page one but getting to page 26 I have to comment now because this is where I cited a critical issue common with girls....
Their brain are very shallow and can be wash away within seconds...
A girl can be with you,play with you,spend all your money with you in, even loved you sincerely in a seconds and in the next second betray,cheat on you.....

*never trust a girl enough when you're into a relationship that is yet to be ripe(I.e turn into marriage)* NO MATTER HOW STRONG THE LOVE MAY BE
Talking from experience.


Back to oga Zubby77 there's no more rating cuz I've already done that with you on whatsapp....but all this same 10+/10
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HealthRe: 10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Beer by guyANDROID1: 4:17pm On Sep 19, 2013
Use above crap news to satisfy your own flesh....

SMH bear that's found to reduce brain function is Now found to increase brain health...

Confused people

Oya give beer to those who are ready to perish............................
CrimeRe: Chinese Arrested For Attempting To Rape Nigerian Girl In Lagos by guyANDROID1: 3:04pm On Sep 19, 2013
Tbken: are u one of the chinkz or u smoke plenty
LOL you no knw say chinko people dey NL...I dey talk 2 chinko not Naija
CrimeRe: Chinese Arrested For Attempting To Rape Nigerian Girl In Lagos by guyANDROID1: 1:30pm On Sep 19, 2013
Táiquándào...... Zhōngguó nánrén tiáoxì nírìlìyǎ zài nírìlìyǎ hé tāmen bù rènzuì...... Rúguǒ tā guà zài zhōngguó ne zhí sǐwáng
CrimeRe: Mob Attacks Alleged Cannibals In Lagos by guyANDROID1: 1:10pm On Sep 19, 2013
What are they using charms to do; TO EAT COW FLESH....policeee
CrimeRe: Mob Attacks Alleged Cannibals In Lagos by guyANDROID1: 1:10pm On Sep 19, 2013
What are they using charms to do; EAT HUMAN FLESH....policeee
PhonesRe: BBM Coming To All Android & Ios Devices Not Just Samsung. by guyANDROID1: 9:52am On Sep 19, 2013
nairaman66: Hey!

RIM just murdered the BB franchise! In the next year or 2, The BB will be wiped from the face of the earth, well I guess you will be using yours as well.. grin, But I doubt, you will be following the bandwagon of iOS/Fandroid users.. I also heard RIM will be laying off about 45% of their workers!
But you saw where I wrote I used Android n iOs device also....Just telling u the uniqueness in BB which is the UK IP that can be used to browse some fvvking US or UK site. If they like make dem wipe their face off 4 million yrs...I don achieve smtin with BB #peace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs FC Basel - UCL - (1 - 2) On 18th September 2013 by guyANDROID1: 9:34pm On Sep 18, 2013
Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Chelsea Don spoil ticket for people today.

Laugh sote water fall from my eyes I no see score again...score turn like Chelse 2-1 basel
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Encourage Corruption – President Jonathan by guyANDROID1: 10:46am On Sep 18, 2013
Uncle Jona...pls mention the corrupt people in this country and don't forget to include your name so that you won't be attacked.....
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ridiculous Questions With Obvious Answers Asked In Nollywood Movies by guyANDROID1: 10:26am On Sep 18, 2013
Naija movies. "You will always know the END from the BEGINNING.
EntertainmentRe: Can You Still Remember This Dude by guyANDROID1(op): 8:00am On Sep 18, 2013
texanomaly: It was in August of 1966. John Lennon said that the Beatles are more popular than Jesus.
I knew the quote. I did not know the rest.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_popular_than_Jesus
Sharp girl u try small....8/10
PhonesRe: BBM Coming To All Android & Ios Devices Not Just Samsung. by guyANDROID1: 11:54pm On Sep 17, 2013
mko abiola: Can u post some of d site u visit.
Mr man no website in this world have strong ip detection technology like paypal ooooooo..if you like hide ip,buy vpn. If paypay catch once u r dead gone with your account.

So my brother if I can visit paypal( the world most accepted payment method) no other site I can't visit...

The reason why I type d long story for you is to tell you that I can't be typing all d site I visited with my BB abah.
EntertainmentCan You Still Remember This Dude by guyANDROID1(op): 11:49pm On Sep 17, 2013
Hello nairalanders, can you remember this man and one of his controversial quote that sparks the world and which year did it happen, where exactly did he make the statement and what happened to him later.

Let your answer keep rolling in now.

BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by guyANDROID1: 6:59pm On Sep 17, 2013
noxea: THE OPPORTUNITY

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U try but don't miss road next time cuz people here already know their destination

Zoom off joor
PhonesRe: BBM Coming To All Android & Ios Devices Not Just Samsung. by guyANDROID1: 6:49pm On Sep 17, 2013
dybaba: Lol......so u don't know that some browser av US IP even without vpn..eg Opera.
Common cut the crap...ask people that deal with paypal very well they will tell you the difference only if u don't know what you're saying. Use that same opera to open paypal deposit like 500usd and u will see what will happen to you within some days. #peace
PhonesRe: BBM Coming To All Android & Ios Devices Not Just Samsung. by guyANDROID1: 6:32pm On Sep 17, 2013
Still using my bb cuz of paypal...BB has a UK IP address that make it unique than any other fone. Though I have android but still love bb like wow....unlimited browsing and watching videos, football online with my ETISALAT

No need of buying VPN to enter some fvvcking website or hidding of IP to enter some US or UK site...

#teambballtheway
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by guyANDROID1: 10:55am On Sep 17, 2013
huzaifaidris: I have used GTBank Naira Mastercard on amazon and it worked fine. Try yours and make your own story too
You can make enquiry on dhl site and they will call you. Most suppliers have connection to dhl so they might charge you less but I think its around $70+ per kg to Nigeria
Bear in mind that you cannot ship directly to Nigeria from amazon. You can only use services that forwards your package down to Nigeria like myus.com
hope you find my answers helpful
Heyy bro, I know GT MC works on amazon but wanna know if it will work without token.

Thanks
TravelRe: I Am A U.S. Consular Officer: Ask Me Your Visa Questions. by guyANDROID1: 12:35am On Sep 17, 2013
So many question to ask here

1.I have a friend in US(a citizen) though we met some year back on facebook and he want me to come to US to stay..He's desperate I come to the state or any other state cuz he really like the way I'm been honest all this while. He even do most of my online transaction for me and I've been using his address and phone number to transact business because of the issue of trust. Now I told him the problem is the issue of visa here in Nigeria, that it is very hard to get visa here whether visiting or blah! blah!! blah!!!

He said he will try and see whether he can secure a job for me here be it sport or white collar jobs or any that would enable to come and stay...I told him if he can try.

Now the question is; can this be possible and Please which Visa is suitable for me or him to apply for me though I also have a relative friend over there but we don't always talk and it being 4 yrs now since we talk

And more also I have a good tie to my home country here and I've got a lot of connections even from Politicians and reputable men in this country that have travelled wide and far

Now can the above conditions guarantee me any visa I wish to apply for even if it is student visa. Please tell me my chance of getting visa in percentage having posses all this conditions. LOL



2. Second question is; I applied for 2014 DV visa last year 2012. I checked my status and I wasn't selected yet. Even today still not selected

The problem now is,I wanted to apply for the 2015 DV this year I.e applying this year 2013 that will enable me to get 2015 visa if selected.

Will that not be a problem for me if later I'm selected before 30 september of next year OR if I apply now are they going to consider it as double entry or two entry within two years. In short will it disqualify me from being selected if I apply this year again since I apply last year and I cannot wait till next year 30 of september cuz this year application is closing very soon.

Your detailed explanation will be highly praised and welcome

One bottle of e-champagne for you *winks*

Thanks officer
CareerRe: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by guyANDROID1: 8:58pm On Sep 16, 2013
@jarus wat about safety officer....can a safety officer work in oil and gas company, what's the qualification and years of experience do they always require.

Replys ASAP

Thanks
WebmastersRe: Domain Name Business; The Easiest & The Most Profitable Online Venture by guyANDROID1:
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BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by guyANDROID1: 2:56pm On Sep 15, 2013
mamaaustin: Hi house, this is my first post on nairaland (although I have been a guest for years) and I just have to say a big thank you to all who have made this thread so great. El-matter, 2sexy, Chemashie, surveys, guyandroid, dav8d and others, thank you. On to business matters, I have android tablet PCs for sale....in-built 3G and the works. Looking for buyers nationwide!
Are you on whatsapp or bbm
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by guyANDROID1: 2:14pm On Sep 15, 2013
chemashie: @guy ANDROID long time. That kind of fear when you supply your customers only for you to receive a text/call asking for refund for the product your supplied earlier....lol.
I gave up on electronics from China since o, I only buy health devices/gadget and women stuffs on alibaba. I can‘t even imagine buying on aliexpress.
@chemashie are you on whatsapp
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by guyANDROID1: 2:09pm On Sep 15, 2013
chemashie: @guy ANDROID long time. That kind of fear when you supply your customers only for you to receive a text/call asking for refund for the product your supplied earlier....lol.
I gave up on electronics from China since o, I only buy health devices/gadget and women stuffs on alibaba. I can‘t even imagine buying on aliexpress.
Abi na...I remember one day while I was passing through oluwa street in ikeja when one guy pointed at me that I'm the one that sell one fake Android to him...that day I almost felt awkward but as a scientist na I quickly sort myself out. @chemashie do you know the whereabouts of El matteo being a while I heard from the Doctor itself. I'm plaining to create a shopping site soon with one of my guy in Asaba
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by guyANDROID1: 11:09am On Sep 15, 2013
Being a long time coming...Can still remember when El matteo start this thread, I was one of the regular poster then couple with surveycash and chemashie, I can still remember david, chrisvicmall. But my people I left china store for US store when I almost run into debt with unbranded product especially android Tab, everywhere I take my product to especially in computer village to resell. Hmmm what you'll hear is "This product is chinko, we don't deal with chinko. If I'd known earlier I would have opt for product that are not electronics from china store. But thank God I move to US store and peace came back to my life...

God willing I will start to trade china store only to buy product that I knw will sell fast like wireless mouse, laptop external batt, power bank, digital photo album( o boy!!! This product they sell like mad, I can remember d ones I got from ebay na rush from customer but I don't know I can find this on aliexpress), USb TV tuner and digital tyre guage.



God bless you all and shout to chrisvicmall, el matteo,surveycash,chemachie,david. Although I dunno if some of them are still active on this forum.


Remember The part of Big Success is having some people dislike you. Take care
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by guyANDROID1: 11:19pm On Sep 14, 2013
@JIDE I wanna retrieve my SIM back. Do I need to buy welcome sim pack to do it on your web self service or just any new sealed sim.

Thanks

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