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Politics / Re: Full Extract Of Kyari's Conversation With Hushpuppi That Nailed Him by GuyfawkesAB(m): 8:41pm On Jul 29
Kyari don go carry wood stump wey full with termite. This explains his frolick with all these funny guys - MC oluomo, Cubana and others. He does dirty jobs for them, helping them to deal with helpless victims.

Another lesson to be careful in doing business with a lot of Igbo guys. They are always looking for ways to take you out of the picture and be the one doing the business directly and call it business smartness. They can employ any dirty means to get you out of the picture including betrayal. Only few of them fear God and deal with honesty.


Crime / Re: Nigerian, Simon Chukwunwike Arrested For Cocaine Trafficking At Pakistan Airport by GuyfawkesAB(m): 12:07pm On Jul 28
Reviewed for corrections

major things plaguing the Nigerian TRIBES structure

1 HAUSA/ FULANI- terrorism and banditry, kidnapping, almajiri, underage marriage/sex

2 YORUBA - Agbero, kidnapping, thuggery,

3 IGBO- 'Agboro', thuggery and extortion e.g. Onitsha main market and Aba, drug trafficking,money rituals, fake and adulteration of products, baby factory, kidnapping, ashawo

4 IJAWS- militancy, kidnapping, cultism, ashawo

But one is common amongst them all, KIDNAPPING

Politics / Re: Attack On Edwin Clark: Don’t Jeopardize Igbo Relationships, Ohanaeze Warns IPOB by GuyfawkesAB(m): 1:44pm On Jul 25
Which relationship? The one that they have already jeopardized tey tey.

Even you elders of Ohanaeze don't get any respect from the ipig swines, howuch more others, who they have abused sou h that it will take a great deal of begging for any Igbo political candidate to be taken serious outside of the Southeast


Politics / Re: Igbos Hate Themselves/not United Delusion by GuyfawkesAB(m): 2:36pm On Jul 24
undecided Not to counter your argument, but you need to state the true situations about some of your points:

1. The Igbos are majorly christians but the rivalry between Anglican and Catholics has assumed a proportion bordering on the madness of the Shiite and Sunni debacle

3. The Igbos were under the constant raids of renegade Tiv warriors and bands of Jukuns from the northern fringes of the Oban hills. Add that to the fearsome domination of the Aros who subjected other Igbo tribes to their brutal raids and rule set up a thriving slave trade of their fellow Igbos.

The igbos like every other tribes are united by reason of the homogenity of culture and language. Only fools take pockets of disagreements on any issue to cite that Igbos or any other tribes are not united


Politics / Re: I Will Make A Beautiful Bride — Nerita Ezenwa, Fani-Kayode’s New Lover Says by GuyfawkesAB(m): 11:49am On Jul 22
Certified Ode like you. Why you no ask una ladies why Dem dey folo Yoruba boys upandan?
Find out o, before Your sister sef go folo Femi and Soji grin grin grin

See mumu, are you not ashamed of yourself?
Politics / Re: 50th Birthday: Osita Chidoka Shows Legwork While Dancing To Naira Marley's Song by GuyfawkesAB(m): 9:19am On Jul 22
He no get choice, he must love Afonja music. Can he dance like this to Ogene music? angry

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Politics / Re: I Will Make A Beautiful Bride — Nerita Ezenwa, Fani-Kayode’s New Lover Says by GuyfawkesAB(m): 9:17am On Jul 22
Apart from spending money, Igbo men can't satisfy a woman like a Yoruba man would. Yoruba men are sweet talkers, romantic and naturally come with big d**ks. Which lady won't prefer that to a rich, X-chromosomes-overloaded pot-bellied noisemaker?

Why do FFK love Igbo women more than the women from his tribe? Is there something wrong with his people that we don't know


Celebrities / Re: Diamond Platnumz Acquires The 2021 Rolls Royce Cullinan Black Badge Worth $500k by GuyfawkesAB(m): 2:17pm On Jul 15

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Business / The Australian Currency With A Typo Error by GuyfawkesAB(m): 12:39pm On Jul 15
Australia's A$50 note comes with a big blunder hidden in the small print - a somewhat embarrassing typo.
The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) spelled "responsibility" as "responsibilty" on millions of the new yellow notes.

The RBA said the error would be fixed in future print runs.
But for now, around 46 million of the new notes are in use across the country.

The bills were released late 2018 and feature Edith Cowan, the first female member of an Australian parliament.
What looks like a lawn in the background of Mrs Cowan's portrait is in fact rows of text - a quotation from her first speech to parliament.

"It is a great responsibility to be the only woman here, and I want to emphasise the necessity which exists for other women being here," is repeated several times over in microscopic print.

Alas, it's printed each time as "responsibilty" - with a missing i.
It took more than six months for someone with a good magnifying glass to spot the typo.
The A$50 note is the most widely circulated in Australia, and the most commonly given out by cash machines. The other side of the note features distinguished Indigenous author David Unaipon.

Travel / Re: Update on Anambra International Cargo Airport Terminal building (photos) by GuyfawkesAB(m): 7:07pm On Jul 14
$2billion wasted. Obiano just used this project to arrange for retirement package for himself and his cronies.
No wonder His Commissioner for Lands, who stays on my street just bought a new house in Lekki.

Travel / Re: Akwa Ibom To Commission The Longest Flyover In South-South (Photos) by GuyfawkesAB(m): 5:45pm On Jul 09
Will this bridge stop Akwa Ibom State from being the headquarters of juvenile cultism? Or reduce the very high unemployment bedeviling the state or the Uber poor educational score of the state. Udom head no correct

Ikot Oku Ikono flyover in Akwa Ibom State; the masterpiece will be commissioned next week, Friday, July 16, 2021, by Noon. Good job.
Been the longest in Nigeria is set to replace the Good luck Ebere flyover at Uyo which was the title holder ...

Ibom people ayaya..

Travel / Re: Ibom Air Acquires 2 Airbus 220-300 Series by GuyfawkesAB(m): 5:41pm On Jul 09
grin grin grin grin



thanks for the tales.
I hope to know your state
Politics / Re: Shagari Lighted A Cigarette, Smoked While The PM Was Addressing An Audience by GuyfawkesAB(m): 9:53am On Jul 09
Smart Man. He is flanked by Jaja Wachuku and TOS Benson.

A viral throwback video shows the moment Former Nigeria's President, Sir Shehu Shagari Lights up a cigarette while Nigeria's first and only Prime Minister, Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa is addressing an audience

Politics / Re: See The Moment Army Convoy Had Accident On Maiduguri- Damaturu Highway Today by GuyfawkesAB(m): 11:37pm On Jul 08
Politics / Re: Lagos East By-Election: Supreme Court Affirms Abiru’s Victory, APC Hails Verdict by GuyfawkesAB(m): 11:03am On Jul 08
Baba stay there and hustle.
Language barrier gini?
Use sign language and a little bit of Le fase, est que c'est, oloshoeux, oloribeau


I was hustling there in Nigeria before my friend asked me to come over here. If I can see were to hustle here I wouldn’t mind doing any job here but the problem here is language barrier
Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Tonto Dikeh Gushes Over Her New Lover (Photos) by GuyfawkesAB(m): 10:31am On Jul 05
For Premium tears... grin grin grin

We're waiting...
Politics / Re: Ibom Air: Why Can't Lagos State Have An Airline Like Akwa Ibom State? by GuyfawkesAB(m): 1:53pm On Jul 04
You just spoke my mind
Udom lacks the creativity and innovation to make the most of the huge allocation his state gets monthl


Despite all the noise and fanfare, Akwa Ibom State will NEVER be able to run a profitable airline. The airline industry is the most complex , capital intensive industry there. Governments running airlines is a thing of he distant past. No same government in the world would burden itself with running an airline. We have very short memories in Nigeria and beholden to Shiny objects.
The government of Akwa Ibom is very far from delivering on its mandate of delivering social services for the welfare of its people. Nigerian local, state and federal government are very poor on delivering the basic needs of the population, and development of human capital, let alone running a complex and capital intensive business. It is a lack of imagination that would lead a government of a poor state( by every standard of life index ) to embark on grandiose schemes and businesses just to appear to be doing something.

If AirFrance, KLM, Swiss Air, Alitalia, Sabena, all national carriers of rich and advanced countries, are struggling and some bankrupt and liquidated, it is unrealistic to expect Ibom Air, owned and operated by a state that solely depends on monthly hangouts from the federal purse, to be profitable and survive beyond 5yrs.

Akwa Ibom Air is a colossal waste of state resources, and I can predict, with mathematical precision, that it would collapse in maximum 5 yrs, and saddle the state with billions and billions of domestic and foreign debt.

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Politics / Re: Ibom Air: Why Can't Lagos State Have An Airline Like Akwa Ibom State? by GuyfawkesAB(m): 1:49pm On Jul 04
Running an ariline is big gbese. Is there any route in Nigeria or West Africa that will continously bring in the needed profit?

Udom is just setting up different white elephant project that will end up like Tinapa- relics

With its huge resources, why can't Lagos State have a functional airline like Akwa-Ibom airline, Ibom Air?

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Resolves CBN, Governors Differences Over Loan Repayment by GuyfawkesAB(m): 7:26am On Jul 04
Incoming President 2023, Insha Allahu. No one else have got the leverage and acceptance he has across tribe, religion and political association.

No one else can hold this nation together like Osinbajo. He is ready to call the right shots, grant needed concessions and give everyone a sense of belonging


Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian's 'Inappropriate' Dress To The Vatican [Photos] by GuyfawkesAB(m): 10:50pm On Jul 02
Rubbish reactions.make Dem live her alone.
The same Vatican where men dressed in overflowing cloaks are staffing themselves in hidden rooms of the Monasteries and handling young altar boys, making the place the seat of end time Babylon?
If she like make.she naked, we sabi her own issues already. Those paedophiles in cassocks and skull caps are worse


Religion / Re: Kano Hisbah Bans Use Of Mannequins For Display Of Clothes By Tailors, Boutique O by GuyfawkesAB(m): 9:34pm On Jun 30
Oriburuku Promax.

All these Hisbah people sef don't belong in this century. They ought to be contemporaries with Shaka Zulu or Genghis Khan




Politics / Re: Makinde Sacks SSG, Commissioners, Others by GuyfawkesAB(m): 12:30am On Jun 30
He can't sack that Head of Service, that dondekojo's mother. She and her husband has him by the balls. Even Dondekojo will still hold his own position as head of Oyo State Ghost Workers Scheme.

Makinde na toothless dog.


Politics / Re: 3 IPOB Native Doctors Flee As One Gets Beheaded Over "Fake Charms" by GuyfawkesAB(m): 3:48pm On Jun 28
ESN and IPOB get big problems. Their agitation is DOA. From feeding on Sugarcane and peanuts, to fighting on credit till Biafra become reality and now scammer Dibias��.

It's clear that a part of this whole Nnamdi Kanu and Associates business ventures is being exposed. Kanu's silenceigjt not be unconnected with his need to restrategize on how to keep scamming their gullible brains

…How Ikonso’s saboteurs exposed our native doctors.

…We are not comfortable with the Aguleri people.

“There are two things that these native doctors have done; they were exchanging information with the special forces and they collected money and gave our members fake charms."


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Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Hosts Yahaya Bello At Government House In Umuahia (Photos) by GuyfawkesAB(m): 10:23am On Jun 28
Association of Useless Governors grin grin grin

Governor Okezie Ikpeazu received his Kogi State counterpart, His Excellency, Alhaji Yahaya Bello at the Presidential Lodge, Government House Umuahia.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: It's Ridiculous To Believe That Buhari Has Died (Video) by GuyfawkesAB(m): 8:42am On Jun 28
Nnamdi Kanu saw a window of opportunity to scam a readily gullible people and he went the whole ten yards with their brains. It's no surprise. Ralph Uwazuruike took his own share of the pie too, selling them passports and car number plates.

E no surprise me say d believe all of Kanu's fables. If Kanu goes tomorrow, another scammer will still dupe their brains. All they know to do is to shout and beat their chests, but the capacity for logical reasoning is far from them




Politics / Re: Is This True Igbo's From Ebonyi by GuyfawkesAB(m): 7:43am On Jun 26
And they'd rather leave it to keep fallowing and forested while basking in the mere thought that they have lands?

Nobody is asking that they sell all their lands, but considering how small the world has become and how migratory people are today, holding on to 'ancestral' lands while investors are knocking on the door, or while visitors and strangers who wish to settle within you are seeking to buy and build doesn't sound consistent with the ideals of a modern 21st century society. It's parochial and crude.

The guy exaggerated certain things, so I will make some corrections.

Not that you can't sell your land, but an average Igbo would rarely sell ancestral lands. infact, it's highly improbable. These lands are not just regarded as properties, it's a heritage, that you are expected to pass on to your children, and them, to their Children. An Igbo will sell land under duress, that's as a last option to solve a problem. But anyone who is found to have a penchant for just selling properties, is regarded as unseriouse in life.

A community can decide that our lands a few, so we are not selling to strangers, but it's not because they are not welcoming strangers or travelers. (Generally, the South East is not known for landmass, like many other regions)
Politics / Re: Igbo Businessmen Urged To Invest At Home To Boost South-east Economy by GuyfawkesAB(m): 2:30am On Jun 26
Sad part of this appeal is that the businessmen will evade tax or some thugs will be collecting theoney and it won't get to the state's coffers like they are doing ok Onitsha and Aba now



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Travel / Re: Ibom Air Acquires 2 Airbus 220-300 Series by GuyfawkesAB(m): 2:07pm On Jun 25
You see what I'm saying here? �


I served in Akwa Ibom and I am not just making up tales


would love to end these wack conversations with F emoji
Politics / Re: OBAFEMI AWOLOWO INTERVIEW: Abandoned Property Of The Igbos by GuyfawkesAB(m): 11:16am On Jun 25


Baba e lo ba soro,ta lo he Igbo?

Politics / Re: OBAFEMI AWOLOWO INTERVIEW: Abandoned Property Of The Igbos by GuyfawkesAB(m): 10:33pm On Jun 24
It's hard for you to counter obvious facts�

You selectively picked the story of Azikiwe in all of the stated facts alluding to the ploy by the Igbos of the first republic to donate the politics of Nigeria. And even that, you can't put up anything concrete except another revised account.


Politics / Re: OBAFEMI AWOLOWO INTERVIEW: Abandoned Property Of The Igbos by GuyfawkesAB(m): 8:25pm On Jun 24
Typical Igbo. They don't like anything that punctures their inflated false sense of self aggrandizement.

Certified Mumu

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