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Nnemuka:
Indomie maggi makes me sneeze....

Me too. Even pepper is no go area. I'll get catarrh even in harmattan season if I take pepper.

Nnemuka:
Indomie maggi makes me sneeze....

Me too. Even pepper is no go area. I'll get catarrh in harmattan season if I take pepper.

ChiomaUdemba:
Does it really work

That's what I'm using now.

Diebyfire bank plc

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Lalasticlala, Nigerians needs to know this important information

If you ain't using #Glo, walahi...
We can never be friends.
#gloDataOverload

I can't bear not helping you out.

Let's go. Who needs 10gig right?
But you can split it with glo data sharing.
2 to 5 people can share a data plan.
So instead of paying 2500 for 10gig, you'll pay 1,250 naira for 5gig.
Screenshot of how to share below.

Only with someone you can trust. If not, you guys will fight over who used more data and stuffs.
1,250 for 5gig? That's just too much at the right price.

Hmmm. Na wa oh

mynd44 people need to know.

KINGinVAHALA2:
I WILL CALL UPON THY LORD!

Buhari; I will call upon thy lord if at the end of your administration, all ipobs are still breathing,

Buhari; I will call upon thy lord if at the end of your administration, all Avengers and their communities hasn't been wiped out of the surface of this earth, the odi way,

Buhari; I will call upon thy lord if at the end of your administration, goodluck, Nweala, Diezieni, Metu, Dasuki, Ffk, and other yam robbers aren't in jail,

Buhari; I will call upon thy loved if at the end of your adminstration, Nnamdi Kanu is still breathing, or better still hasn't been sentenced to death or life in prison for treason,

Buhari; I will call upon thy lord if at the end of your administration, Tompolo and asari burials hasn't been done or better still in jail.

I shall call upon thy lord on you and curse your generation yet unborn if these things aren't met by the end of your administration, because these are what I voted you for.

you are the reason some people refuse to be converted to Christianity.
you have failed yourself.
may God bless you.

eiya take heart. mynd44 you no go like expose this wickedness?

emekakelvin:
which person picture them inscribe for the currency? If that man is still alive, I think federal government work is half done. Just locate the man, question him and get every fact you need to know on how to crush this/these militant (s)

how stupid do you think they are.
I don't think anyone of them will argree to have their face there. it must be someone dead.

Fadekebisola:
u and the lady u quoted have dirty minds

and you have sex with your boyfriend with a clean mind? Master of clean mind.

hahaha. thunder fire you and your title

hahaha.
thunder fire you and your title

Amusaopeyemi:
Honestly I don't care, me i'm just carefree. I even mess with people sef. Like whenever I tell them i'm an Atheist, they gave me this "what? you're doomed" look and I just say "Yes, I mean the devil is currently using me and it's been fun all the way. I'm enjoying recruiting more souls for him." since that's what they want to hear.
My pastor uncle understands me and won't even judge me or force religion on me, but "so called" church goers won't let me be, they call me names and bully me on social media but I've grown to develop thick skin just like my friend Imoh David. I mean whats the use of explaining certain things to people who tell me "i'm a lost soul"

hmm.
Until I came on nairaland I never knew Nigerians had atheists.
As a Christian and a Theist, I would love to know what informed your mind towards atheism.
Have a chat with me on this number.
I'm not a preacher just one who is a philosopher cum theologian.
I would like to understand your mind, then write an exposé on it.
no: 07033528315
or fb messenger via scanning this barcode

Sijo01:
Oga, there's no account balance there na. Credit transfer alert is even different from normal deposit alert. The scammer used deposit alert format for transfer's own. Again, bank alerts don't show message center number.

I just weak when I see message centre number.
Na OP type they form big boy no know anything.
How can you sell a phone to someone and not be close to an ATM TO CHECK YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE!
Op has too much money, that's why he's not savvy

Opetunde1:
Scammer Alert!!! Who Can Help Catch This Scammer


I sold an iPhone to this scammer and he did a bank transfer.. I received d alert thinking the money was in and we parted ways. Little did I know that I have just been scammed and it was a fake credit alert. His phone no has been switched off but his whatsapp no is going... Who can help trace him... BEWARE OF BANK ALERTS

The guys no is 09050587873...please help trace him and help me

fish brain, it's an IPhone. You can locate it.
Hope you didn't format the phone or something.
Ask the IPhone geeks in the house. I fit one I'm an Android geek. But I'm sure you can track you iPhone.
Hope you have Dropbox or Google drive or Google photos. They can also help you to track down the guy.
Unless he formatted your phone, then sorry.

assuming he uses a medium size generator and he switches on his generator on at 6pm to 12pm each day, it will take 16 days to exhaust the fuel using my Dad's hypothesis of 'fuel consumption by medium size generator'.
the hypothesis states that, if all other conditions such as oil level & health of the generator remain constant, the fuel consumption would be 1hr per litre.
Fc = 1hr/1ltr
Okosa equation of fuel consumption on medium size generator.

now to tomatoes, it takes about 16 big seeds of tomatoes to make an average pot of stew.
now assuming he eats stew and rice only on Sunday,
it will last for approximately 6 weeks.
100 seeds/16 seeds = 6.25 weeks.

so in conclusion, after this well thought out alternative to practical, I hypothesis that it will take a little over 2 weeks for the fuel to finish but it will take 6weeks for the river to finish so he can afford to make stew twice during the week.
also assuming he has a refrigerator, if not sorry.

iamVirus:
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maximum wage loading!
lol


Source: http://www.timenaija.com/who-can-solve-this-maths-from-frank-dong.xhtml

assuming he uses a medium size generator and he switches on his generator on at 6pm to 12pm each day, it will take 16 days to exhaust the fuel usual my Dad's hypothesis of 'fuel consumption by medium size generator'.
the hypothesis states that, if all other conditions such as oil level & health of the generator remain constant, the fuel consumption would be 1hr per litre.
Fc = 1hr/1ltr
Okosa equation of fuel consumption on medium size generator.

now to tomatoes, it takes about 16 big seeds of tomatoes to make an average pot of stew.
now assuming he eats stew and rice only on Sunday,
it will last for approximately 6 weeks.
100 seeds/16 seeds = 6.25 weeks.

so in conclusion, after this well thought out alternative to practical, I hypothesis that it will take a little over 2 weeks for the fuel to finish but it will take 6weeks for the river to finish so he can afford to make stew twice during the week.
also assuming he has a refrigerator, if not sorry.

nuggarito:
I don't understand the part you said she insulted you, may I ask for what reasons or was it because of your previous encounter or what??

how is calling someone a fool at forty on social media not an insult?

nuggarito:
O boy this your story get as e be.

how?

https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3126853/one-girl-broke-soul?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfoR_5621cfxGOln#45959406

https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3126853/one-girl-broke-soul?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfoR_5621cfxGOln#45959406

'Twas few days before Christmas in the first semester of my sophomore year. We just ended the last legion meeting for that year and we were exchanging contacts. Our president encouraged us to get to know each other and to have each other's contacts, so that during Christmas we would send each other Christmas and new year messages.
So I decided to get her contacts that day. I motioned to where she was and asked for her contacts which she gave me.
I can't really understand why I found her attractive, but I just did.
When we went home for Christmas and we talked and chatted on 2go. WhatsApp wasn't out yet.
We got close. Or so I thought. I sent at least two messages for Christmas and the new year.
She returned the messages.
We resumed school in January and we would talk but most times on 2go. I never really had the courage to approach her in person to profess my undying love.
On Valentine's day I sent her a message telling her how I felt and ended with the three words— "I love you."
She replied late in the night with a message saying some normal things and ending with, "it's f lv".
I honestly still don't know what that mean.
It got to the end of the first semester. We went for spring break.
We kept chatting.
We returned to school for the second semester.
And I decided to let her read books I've written.
So the day I was going to give her the book, my friends had told me and advised me to 'toast' her for real.
So that night, the following took place in our love garden.
" Hi!", I said.
"Hi", she replied.
I murmured to myself, " there's no other way to say it but just to say it".
"What", she replied.
"I like you. I mean, I love you."
"I would love us to date."
She kept mute for a while. Then she said, "I can't date you. In fact, I can't be with one guy."
I kept mute while I died little by little.
I finally broke the silence with, "okay, then."
"I'll come later to collect the book when you're done."
Without waiting for any more downgrading words, I walked away with my tail in-between my legs.
I got to the hostel and it seemed everyone was waiting for me to get back to hear how it turned out.
"Guy how e go now?"
"She tell me say she no fit date me.
As in she can't be with one guy. What does that even mean. Guys I'm going to bed. I don't want to talk about it."
"This girl sef. You no tell am say you like am?"
I didn't say anything. I was praying for sleep to come. My heart had tore in two parts. Somewhere in my body or mind, I hurt really bad, in a way...
...in a way I can't really put in words.
I felt tears soaking my bed. I faced the wall. I couldn't let myself be seen like that. It was so humiliating. I was dying little and little inside. I've never felt more depressed. Tons of wreckless thought crept into my mind.
I lost my self-esteem; my pride; my ego. My soul was in shambles.
I feared the worst. This tore me apart.
At midnight, I screamed, "why why why!"
"What exactly did I do wrong? If she didn't like me, why did she keep insinuating it?"
At that time, I didn't care if anyone saw me cry. I cried my freaking mind out.
My roommate invited me to eat eba and egusi soup. Immediately I did, I fell asleep.
Somewhere in my mind, I swore never to attempt dating unless it became necessary.
I woke up the next morning with the worst headache ever.
Once in a while, my roommates teased me as the one that cry because of girl.
Any time I talked about a girl, they'll say,
"Guy I no go cook egusi for you oh."
"Hahaha."
Four year later.
I was on Facebook commenting on a post by one of my friends about women and respect. And I gave my honest opinion.
That was in the morning of that day.
In the evening, one of my friend who is in the US doing his masters chatted a friend in Nigeria who called another of my friend, who was with me telling him to telling to come online, on Facebook, that that girl that jilted me, just came online insulting me; calling me a 'fool at forty'.
I was furious!
I tore her down with all the insults I had in me. Most of which kids shouldn't hear.
I called her unprintable names. It degenerate to the point that all my friends took turns to insult her...
It reminded me of Claus and his kickass gang(The Originals).
What died, that day, came alive again.
Karma never fails!
I can't say I'm proud of it, but, I feel better for it.
Talk about closure!

https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3126830/one-girl-broke-soul?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfoR_5621cfxGOln

https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3126830/one-girl-broke-soul?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfoR_5621cfxGOln