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LiteraturePassword by guyXander(op): 10:47am On Apr 08, 2016
Boss: What is your password?
John: I told you, it's longer than river Nile.
Boss: I'm running out of patience.
John: I say it's longer than river Nile.

Now he puts a gun to his head.

John: Please calm down and listen. I said... ...the password is... ...longer-than-river-Nile.
Shots him in the head. And walks away from his lifeless body.
Boss: Oh, he meant to say the password was longer-than-river-nile.
Too bad my IQ is way shorter than river Nile.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Arrested For Giving N1.2m Fake Healing Oil To Woman by guyXander(m): 3:13pm On Apr 07, 2016
Nothing to say.
PhonesRe: This Is Why You Should Uninstall Flash Share Now!!! by guyXander(m): 8:50pm On Apr 06, 2016
larisoft:
Did you know that flashshare has access to

1. Read all the text messages in your phone
2. Send messages from your phone when they want to?
3. Read your contacts list
4. Read your call log
5. Edit your call log (Making it look like you called or were called by someone)
6. Get full list of all the apps you have installed in your phone
7. Control other apps in your phone

Yes!

If you have the software called FLASH SHARE right now on your phone, then you should know that all the secrets you thought you had on your phone are sitting on someone's computers!!!

FLASH SHARE is given to you for free, but in exchange for that, they take all data about you on your phone, and sell it to anyone that is interested in finding out about you.

if you are still in doubt, open your phone settings, go to apps, open flash share, scroll down to see the permissions of this app.

You will see all the things this app can take from your phone without prompting you for permission.

If you are using your phone for anything classified whatsoever. UNINSTALL FLASH SHARE NOW!!!!
This is an illiterate understanding of what those permissions mean.
RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 8:48pm On Apr 06, 2016
Persephenee:
I be a chick! angry
Sh^t.
Sorry about that.
Thank you my sister grin
RomanceIs It Fair To Gender Equality Or Not? by guyXander(op): 4:55pm On Apr 06, 2016
Is it fair to gender equality to hit a woman.
That part just confuses me.
1. If you don't hit them, you don't think they are equal.
2. Well if you do hit them, you are a woman wrapper.
Lol.
What you people think?
RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 4:51pm On Apr 06, 2016
Persephenee:
I just said something like this and some ladies are branding me brainless.
Women should stop trying to be like men.
thankyoumybrother
RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 12:05pm On Apr 06, 2016
mimzy:
Invalid point my dear. We all know that the male and female body structure differs...that's not reason enuf..
What bout the guys with ear piercings?
What bout the guys who weave their hair?
What bout the guys who put on ladies clothing'shuh
Oh pls..I could go on and on...Ur reason isn't REASON ENOUGH wink
What you should be doing is not being jealous of what guys can do that you can't do. But to bring stuffs up that you can do that we can't do even if we tried.
Like, I'll never be brave enough to carry a baby.
Assuming it was possible.
You have my respect for that.
Or that you guys live longer than us
Or that you guys hit a jackpot when a broke girl marries a rich guy.
I can go on and on. But do you see me complaining.
We hustle hard and dirty.
Sometimes, we scar ourselves so bad, no one will look at us.
I'm working my damn ass here already to make some girl's dream come true.
And the only thing you're worried about is that you can't cheat like we do.
We don't play in the same league but sure do play friendly matches for life.
RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 11:56am On Apr 06, 2016
mimzy:
Invalid point my dear. We all know that the male and female body structure differs...that's not reason enuf..
What bout the guys with ear piercings?
What bout the guys who weave their hair?
What bout the guys who put on ladies clothing'shuh
Oh pls..I could go on and on...Ur reason isn't REASON ENOUGH wink
We are equals. But some are born more equally than others.
Women should play in the men's football team too. That would be fun to watch.
You do double standard. You only want the good stuffs out of this argument. But when it comes to the hard and dirty stuffs men do, you guys chicken out.
Now, is it equality to hit a woman or not.
Remember I hit my guys hard. And we still chill.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Trending On Twitter, Read Reactions From Nigerians by guyXander(m): 1:34am On Apr 06, 2016
emmyblackky:
more snapshots
Had to stuck the girl 'hausa blah blah blah' grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 1:09am On Apr 06, 2016
mimzy:
Growing up as a Nigerian female, you're told to sit, talk, act and respond to situations in certain ways or you'll be branded as "unladylike". Women are conditioned in a certain way and most of us have adhered to these rules.

Notwithstanding, these questions have always been a puzzle to me, other women and, I suspect, even men:


1. Why do men feel they should be forgiven when they cheat on their women but the rules change when these same women cheat on them, even once or just emotionally?

2. Why do contemporary men insist women share the bills but they think it beneath them to help out in domestic chores?

3. Why should a man be hailed by his friends for bragging about his sexual encounters with women but they slut-shame a woman who's honest about her escapades with a man she's into?


4. Why do Nairaland men insult a woman who's liberal in her views but cheer on a guy who says lewd things about women?

5. Why do men generalize all women as "_bitches" and '_hoes" but take offense when allusions are made to their female relatives being the same?


Even on this thread, some men would prove me right but the question is: WHY THE DOUBLE STANDARDS?
If I take off my shirt and go topless as a guy, would you as a girl?
I mean, in public.
Equality BS.
RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 1:06am On Apr 06, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Op honey, i love u baby.
This love you guys are sharing.
RomanceRe: Men And Their Double Standards. by guyXander(m): 1:04am On Apr 06, 2016
mimzy:
Growing up as a Nigerian female, you're told to sit, talk, act and respond to situations in certain ways or you'll be branded as "unladylike". Women are conditioned in a certain way and most of us have adhered to these rules.

Notwithstanding, these questions have always been a puzzle to me, other women and, I suspect, even men:


1. Why do men feel they should be forgiven when they cheat on their women but the rules change when these same women cheat on them, even once or just emotionally?

2. Why do contemporary men insist women share the bills but they think it beneath them to help out in domestic chores?

3. Why should a man be hailed by his friends for bragging about his sexual encounters with women but they slut-shame a woman who's honest about her escapades with a man she's into?


4. Why do Nairaland men insult a woman who's liberal in her views but cheer on a guy who says lewd things about women?

5. Why do men generalize all women as "_bitches" and '_hoes" but take offense when allusions are made to their female relatives being the same?


Even on this thread, some men would prove me right but the question is: WHY THE DOUBLE STANDARDS?
What good is a padlock if any key can open it?
Guess who's the key in the analogy?
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander's Hilarious Response To A Fraudster by guyXander(op): 1:55pm On Apr 04, 2016
Mynd44 come see oh
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander's Hilarious Response To A Fraudster by guyXander(op): 1:54pm On Apr 04, 2016
And I responded with my smartphone.

Jokes EtcA Nairalander's Hilarious Response To A Fraudster by guyXander(op): 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2016
Their message

CelebritiesRe: White Wedding Of Oluwabukola Olaonipekun, Dagrin's Sister (Photos) by guyXander(m): 1:14pm On Apr 04, 2016
Jokes EtcRe: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by guyXander(m): 1:06pm On Apr 04, 2016
ChristineC:
Nah. The guy got smashed.
Come on. A guy's ego lies between his legs.
She should gone down low instead of an upper cut.
I didn't find brain versus N-thing funny sef. undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Attempts Suicide Twice Because Her Lover Married Another Lady by guyXander(m): 12:32pm On Apr 01, 2016
PhonesRe: Must Have Android Apps You Do Not Have by guyXander(op): 12:18pm On Apr 01, 2016
Lalasticlala you get them apps?
PhonesMust Have Android Apps You Do Not Have by guyXander(op): 12:17pm On Apr 01, 2016
There are tons of Android apps people use but the must have border around elite apps and here's why:
1. Keep: A Google app that work as a notepad. It uses your Google account to save to cloud. It also has labels which functions to keep notes grouped.
2. Smart Tool: The functions an educational purpose driven app. It measures vibrations, sound, elevation. It has a compass, a rule, a pair of divider, a mirror, a clinometer et al.
3. Assistant: This siri substitute for Android is far better than the cortana, Android version. It also identifies unknown callers.
4. AZ Screen Recorder: This app, compatible with Android 5.0+ phones helps record on screen activity. So you can save as you stream. That's a bonus!
5. Imissal: Missal for Catholics. It has both the old version and new version. And works without depending on mobile days connection.
6. GetApk: This Android app market has you downloading paid apps for free. So you found any of the apps here paid on Google play, just port GetApk.
7. Fit: As the band implies, Google fit is Android pedometer. It measures your exercise: your speed, distance covered, calories burned. It can also be used with Heart rate to check your health
8. Heart rate: This app is tested and trusted. It measures your heart rate in bpm(beats per minute). And is used as a plug in app with Google fit.
9. Sleep time: This app measures your sleep progress. It uses your phone gyroscope and gravity sensors to measure how you move on your bed and tell you when you fell into deep sleep, light sleep or was awake.
10. Mobdro: This app streams most paid TV stations around the world. Why pay to watch the English premier when you can do so for free on mobdro.
11. English: The best Android dictionary. It uses data from Wiktionary™. This dictionary contains content so technical people use it for exam malpractice.
Not advising that though. But also contains your regular English words. It gives the etymology, it's translation in in German, french et al.
12. MS Office: This helps create powerpoint slides, ms word, ms excel et al.
13. UBreader: This is one of the best epub readers I've used in recent time.
It's well arranged. This app helps open .epub files.
14. EBook converter: This app helps convert your ebook (PDF, epub,txt et al). There are a wide range to choose from.
15. MX player: The best Android visits player. Compatible with almost all video format (mkv, avi, mp4, flv et al).
16. Peel smart remote: Universal remote of a very wide range. Works on almost all remote-able devices.
17. Solid Explorer: It's a very detailed and well organized file Explorer.
There are basically all kinds of Android apps you can imagine literally. Not 'insane' literally but 'normal' literally. Just use Google play or Google search engine with the keyword of your imagination.
Lol.

Culled from: http://guyxander..ae/2016/04/must-have-android-apps-you-don-have.html?m=1
PhonesRe: I've Been Around The World On Google Earth by guyXander(op): 12:13pm On Apr 01, 2016
faray:
Did you visit my village too?
Name of your village please grin
HealthRe: Dangers Of Having Cockroaches In Your House by guyXander(m): 10:25am On Mar 31, 2016
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Made In Africa' Hoverboard: Created Out Of Wood By Carpenter by guyXander(m): 10:24am On Mar 31, 2016
PoliticsRe: South Korea To Establish Cultural Creation Convergence Belt In Nigeria by guyXander(m): 10:24am On Mar 31, 2016
InvestmentRe: Nigeria's Promise Turns To Peril As Investors Flee-Bloomberg by guyXander(m): 10:23am On Mar 31, 2016
RomanceRe: When You Do Not Love Him Enough by guyXander(m): 10:22am On Mar 31, 2016
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Dab In New Photo by guyXander(m): 10:20am On Mar 31, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Liz Da-Silva Flaunting Fake Christian Louboutin On Instagram - Fans by guyXander(m): 10:18am On Mar 31, 2016
PhonesRe: I've Been Around The World On Google Earth by guyXander(op): 4:50am On Mar 31, 2016
modelmike7:
. . . This means 'Amen' in Benin language, am I right my guy?
In Igbo language, yes.
PhonesRe: I've Been Around The World On Google Earth by guyXander(op): 4:46am On Mar 31, 2016
modelmike7:
Nice view. Don't worry my guy , very soon we will go around the world physically. Amen.
Ise!!!
PhonesI've Been Around The World On Google Earth by guyXander(op): 4:04am On Mar 31, 2016
It's surprising what you'll find. First time I used it, it was on my house. I had to know how correct it was. The picture I saw, was the exact aerial photograph of my house.
Just then, thousands of other applications flooded my mind. I travelled around the world. Viewing every viewable place.
From palm island to new York to Banana Island et al.
Continue @
http://guyxander..com/2016/03/i-been-around-world-on-google-earth.html?m=1

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