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Every team dey struggle to book their place to chill with the big boys for champions league…Man Utd dey solidify their place to play with dem Kutsevichikonov fc and malele flyers for conference league

Amerengues2:
Immediately I saw the start up line with Fernandinho at the back while Stones is available to play. Even Walker is there.

The reason CITY has lost recently when they ought to win has been Fernandinho......

The equaliser in Etihad against Madrid and the way he has been shaky

I dey like see the guy for lineup anytime Chelsea dey play Man City….once I see Fernandinho, I know say better hope dey

tshtsh:
Please stop being bitter. A lot of people are bitter like this but truth is you cant stop some people from being successful. It is just not possible. Instead you can learn from them.

When I started out as a youth corper in 2015 I got a software engineering job from an organization that really wanted to hire me but were constrained because I did not have the NYSC certificate. To get a hold of me they offered me a consultancy position from which I was making some good money. I was attending meetings with them at OEM offices, bank HQs and also designing/implementing some of their software products which they were selling to banks.

The funny thing was that I had a friend who was a civil servant and told me that I was now in Nigeria & advised me to forget all that software non-sense. That he can't even give out his daughter to any man that builds websites for a living. I tried to explain the difference between software applications and websites/webpages. He told me that any job outside the federal government is rubbish.

By my second month as a youth corper I had furnished my apartment fully. As a 23 year old with no responsibility I use to go to accra or abuja for some weekends from Lagos and also went on vacation to Barcelona during my service year. A lot of family members were questioning my source of income. Two weeks after completing NYSC the company I was consulting for made me an offer for a fulltime position & I paid down 3.5M for a car. I had been saving all through but wanted to be sure that they'll make me a fulltime offer before doing some things. Tongues were still all over the place. The friend that rubbished my profession was now also borrowing money from me. Family members were also gossiping all over the place.

I eventually left my first employer to one of his clients who poached me for some better pay/working condition. While working as a software engineer at my new place I went out of my way to learn new technologies that weren't even in use in Nigeria. With that I was able to land remote jobs after two years & as the naira got devalued my income improved because I was earning euros from a company in Malta and later Germany.

I got fed up with being in Nigeria and applied for the Canadian PR through express entry and was selected to apply for permanent residence. I eventually got the application approved, bought a Canadian number online and started applying for jobs from my home in Lagos. I was using the number I bought to communicate with employers. I got a software engineering job, accepted it and landed in Canada a few days before the job start date. Even in Canada some Nigerians I know were angry that I just landed and started working in my field four days after when they have been here for months without a job.

The bottom-line of this my short writing is that some people need to position themselves better and not accept anything they are told. I was told I have to teach in a school as a youth corper. I was also told by family members that most people that got jobs recently in the family were assisted by this particular uncle who was well connected & I should get close to him so he will help me. I was also told that I couldn't get a job paying me more than 20k during my service year. I was told I couldn't get a remote job in Europe as a Nigerian. I was told I wouldn't be able to get permanent residency in canada easily. I was told nobody will give me a job if I was outside canada. I was told so many things but I always felt I was greater than what people thought about me so it is not my fault that they are angry. They just lack the confidence and information at my disposal to take them out of the shell.

I encourage you to focus on your race and stop getting annoyed over another man's journey

You’ve nailed it.

Let’s be friends. I will said you a dm

My God….it is finished

If this is coming from this supposed learned man, with such impunity.

Men…Christians for Nigeria don enter one chance. In the heat of this controversy, this body get mind issue this kind statement. Just reason if it was the other way round, this statement would had sparked another round two of massacres, that’s after the round one carried out immediately after the killing.

logiccal:
as a Northerner myself, I can tell you that...

any public condemnation by any politician IS A POLITICAL SUICIDE.

That's why you see them being "reluctant"

That is the point you should know this country is gone..The citizens are just hanging by a thread before it finally cut.

Two events determined Trump election defeat…majorly was the death of George Floyd, and the second one was his handling of covid 19. This was despite his open condemnation of the black guy’s death, but it caused him his seat.

But here we are, the sitting president, Governor or any political heavyweight has kept mum on this politically deciding factor, and the political atmosphere is still stable….I weep for this union called Nigeria

AntiBMC:
The two suspects they arrested b4, why haven't they paraded them yet?

The person who incited the violence by spreading the girl's voice note to different WhatsApp groups, his name was clearly shown in the video...why hasn't he been arrested?

Who was the suspect that they claimed was from Niger and had escaped?

It can never be well with Lugard's generation.

0813zero879190 is the person that forwarded her voice note to his fellows…name is Muzalmin Ibrahim…I wonder how he feels now

Itoro350:
SO MAN UTD AND CHELSEA ARE IN THE SAME CLASS, D JUST END THE SEASON LIKE THAT.

No sir, Chelsea won world club cup at the beginning of season

They are currently the world champions.

IME1:
Atiku played the ostrich and denied his convictions for state votes in Sokoto
But that's a father's daughter
That could have been your daughter's teacher
That could have been your mother's daughter in law
That could have been your sister's bestie
That could have been your son's employer

But you see, there lies a charred corpse, what people call remains.
But that's not from a gas explosion or plane crash or oil bunkering gone wrong, or a thief caught in Jankara market...

That's a girl who wrongly used the word nonsense but was never given mercy to apologise. I apologise on her behalf. For if you use that word for my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ or our Father our Creator God, I shall not strike a match, but silently pray for your mercy.

But alas God Himself shows mercy on whom He will, and what if He doesn't show you? God is the God of justice and vengeance, but what if He chooses to strike everyone of those who killed Deborah dead or He chooses to use them like He used Paul of Tarsus?

What about those who have used worse words for Jesus, Mary, David, Moses, Abraham, angels, Elisha, Isaiah, Peter, the Holy Spirit and our Creator God?
Those in politics,
In movies
In cartoons
In series
In songs
In jokes
In slants
In exclamations
In books
In comics
... and here on nairaland?

What do we Christians do? What would you non Christians expect us to do or fear we would or could do? What would our actions or inactions result in at the end? Would you want a reprisal in the south? Would you want sanctions from the Western world? Would you want mass exodus of Christians from the north and boycott of businesses and products from Muslims?

If truly you think, do, and say what you would want another to do, say, and think about you, you would think before you think, say or do to others.

It took a split second thinking for people to carry stones to want to stone the adulterous woman in the gospel according to John, cause they were 'righteous and kissed off by such immorality and shame and sin of the woman. She must die, the book said so, Moses himself wrote it, and they believe it's an instruction from God Himself. So we moveee!
But Jesus bent down to write, to draw, to make patterns, to play with the sand.
And it took a split second for them to truly think when they heard, 'those without sin cast the stone' and without their initial aggression and self righteous and lack of mercy and a forgiving spirit, they took a look at the older ones and they threw down their stones.
The adulterous woman who truly had sinned, offended the law and could have been killed, WAS FORGIVEN AND GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE!

But not Deborah who used the word nonsense!
May she rest in peace and be buried with dignity.
May there be justice for Deborah and may Muslims, Christians, Others like Hindus, Buddhist, Trail, Have Krishna, Eckists, Traditional Religious Worshippers, Atheists, Free Thinkers and Agnostics and others not INSULT, USE DEROGATORY INNUENDOS OR REMARKS on anything religious whether their own or others religious beliefs.

This is emotional, kudos…but unfortunately, emotions or evangelism won’t quell or stop this barbaric act, until it is met with equal or higher brutal force.

The state of Isreal, and the Jewish population will have long been an extinct population that we read in our history books if they resorted to this kind of emotional writings or gospel evangelism.

Ideology especially from fanatics is ingrained and part of their DNA code…for peace to reign, they have to be aware that you are a superior threat and very fierce with your reprisals.

princeemmma:
Which FA cup? the one wey una go meet Liverpool for final abi which one?

No even dey dream am .............Na Wotowoto oooooo

Make we bet money?? I serious ooo


So that you no go dey run mouth anyhow again

To all the useless Chelsea fans insulting the club that won every international trophy last year because of little drawbacks…una dey crase. So other clubs wey dey invest money to win games no get sense abi….


Chelsea winning fa cup and champions league qualification is a big feat for the club this season. No be for una eye Man City dey pour millions for same champions league wey Chelsea just win, but dem never still smell am

Omo…if spell dey on your head forget, even if na one second remain…opposition team go equalise or score goal regardless

Chelsea don do delay tactics towards the end, but goal wey go enter net go still enter…if na lie ask that team wey dey Manchester

Jmichael1:
bro...they are much ooh.bt to cut the long story,let me tell u the major ones giving me sleepless night....

1)my dad loves women alot,and i'm also into women stuff,i got 6 girlfrds and several hook up babes...

2)u automatically turns to my dad enemy once u fail to abide by his will,i have lost several frds to these same habit,i dislyk any1 who disagree to my words.i always want my words to be the final say in any tin....

3)he always want to be noticed were ever he goes.same tin goes to me..
i went to a club 2wks bk,only to see sum yahoo boys buying drinks up on drinks,i also want people to notice me,bt i was with only 10k on me.
i had to log in 3 dff loans app to take a loan of 150k jst to challenge those guys...

BRO....I NEED HELP.

Nairaland na comedy club walai…. enjoy life bro, problem no dey finish

ppogba:
Where people are gathered making jest of a man afflicted with gonorrhea, an impotent man is not qualified to partake.

When Man U dey do bonanza for Watford and Norwich, chelsea dare not come forward.

The current European and world champions na em you dey talk about

Say papa dey play with him small son no mean say make the don go near him balls dey ask childish questions

Na so Chelsea go romance ball till elanga see tap in score or him oga see penalty finish the game

Man Utd don finish walai…forget sentiments

iLegenddNoReply:
Man U will want to do to Chelsea what Arsenal did to Chelsea.

Arsenal and Man U always know how to win or draw with Chelsea even at their worst seasons.

Chelsea prefers showing strength on Liverpool and Man City.

Chelsea is fond of putting less energy and passion if the club they are playing isn't Liverpool, Man City, or Bayern. This is why all these clubs they underrate win them easily.

I don forget the yeye coach wey come make Arsenal start see Chelsea finish…I think from Lampard era

Before then, Chelsea dey always start season with six points ahead of others..because of their two matches with Arsenal na onslaught

Man Utd fans prayer na make Ronaldo score no be make Man Utd win game again


How the mighty has fallen

Man Utd fans prayer na make Ronaldo score not be make Man Utd win game again


How the mighty has fallen

osazsky:
its a tactics ..Atletico did same...against pep..then Chelsea don use am collect ucl cup 2 times..in football whatever works for u is allowed the goal is to remain in d competition at all cost even if it means holding onto a very tiny line..

Chelsea park the bus two times you said…Which weed you dey smoke. Chelsea dominated most of their play to the final from when Tuchel took over

flexyrule:
Honestly, God will punish each and every Chelsea player.

Bunch of jokers!!!!


Look at how it's done.

Let Benzema score that his useless header let's see.

Mumu man…Benzema don score again ooo

Trust me, with what I’m watching….if Man City goes to Madrid with just a goal up…they are out of the competition

The minimum they need here is a two goal cushion…the minimum oooo

Nice Man City …3:1

But more work need to be done, at 4 goals up….I can comfortably say city have sealed this duel. Anything less na K leg

flexyrule:
Do you have a picture of your father?



Okay, just imagine him.




That's your mumu.

Werey, you dey watch football with your dick erect. Man City score and all you can ejaculate was Chelsea misfortune. Watch football like a matured mind and make informed analysis objectively.

Mind you, I want Man City to win ooo…na that your contaminated ejaculation vex me

flexyrule:
Honestly, God will punish each and every Chelsea player.

Bunch of jokers!!!!


Look at how it's done.

Let Benzema score that his useless header let's see.

Mumu man…Benzema don score oooo….you dey watch football with full emotions like woman

flexyrule:
Honestly, God will punish each and every Chelsea player.

Bunch of jokers!!!!


Look at how it's done.

Let Benzema score that his useless header let's see.

Mumu man…Benzema don score oooo….you dey watch football with full emotions like woman

Hmm…I dey pity people wey don write Madrid off already…especially that mumu wey don start insult Chelsea..upon how Chelsea completely outplayed Madrid but Tuchel was careless enough not to park the bus at that time of winning the match

flexyrule:
Honestly, God will punish each and every Chelsea player.

Bunch of jokers!!!!


Look at how it's done.

Let Benzema score that his useless header let's see.

God punish you if you think say football na mathematics. Same Chelsea are still the defending champions…ewu

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etazi0001:
Abeg post the link i wan see the pictures

I no fit remember that post..but nairalanders no try for that bros

Factually, the tribal slur and toxic comments make Nairaland fun.

Sometimes I see a nonsense post on Instagram, when I read comments, I see people being polite or politically correct with their insults or condemnation, even though the post is despicable. I always come to Nairaland to find raw insults that befit such scenarios

One advice to bachelors, before posting your wedding pictures inviting Nairalanders, please do your due diligence and ask your close friends if your wife make sense before posting your wedding pictures on Nairaland, if not…hmmm, Nairaland go enter you sotey you go ask yourself if you carry clear eye go carry your wife so …I pity one bros wey post him wedding pics on Nairaland last time

Jazzman01:
Who told you chelsea outplayed them? Did you watch the match at all ? See their stats below. Infact it was Liverpool that outplayed them.

I mixed it up..I was referring to epl stats

Iliveforever:
I wish Fa cup final is this weekend

Guy stop ranting, go watch Carabao cup final against Chelsea, and see how Liverpool were completely outplayed even though they won with the 22nd penalty of the match.

Again, go watch Liverpool and Chelsea two premier league encounters this season and you will know Tuchel is Kloop nightmare. All things being equal, that final match till e finish dem dey put mouth