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AjanleKoko: Rather dumb comment. Did you park your brain somewhere before you logged on to Nairaland?

OMG!!! Dis iS EpiC...Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

Dis man Worwor....He dey waist he talent, He suppose use dis he juju face fight back

I JsT PraY RVP is ouT for atleast 3 Months While Kagawa 4 weeks...

Dis Guy GeT work O....Dat Fone done Turn History Na

trent9002: Publicity stunt by the pastor. He wants more customers.
More Visitors=More Offering

. _ GBAM_

Ji_sun_pack: Photoshop! una sabi say Sahara reporters na gossips.

Dis is not photoshop O...W Watched it on Channels TV..The Super eagles wanted 2 Train TheY Buh Seeing the trees on the pitch dey had 2 Train elsewhere...CanT believe its dat Beautiful Stadium dat was opened wayback in 2003 wen We Played Brazil...GoD HelP Us

ITbomb: How did we got into this mess called Nigeria , and some people are still bent on controlling everything from the center.

GuY Dis is a natural disaster n stop blaminG "Nigeria"

otumfour: and I hate gurls who ain't pretty yet wanna pose like most of y'all ......and of course being handsome wudn't matter to such a fat cheeks like u abi

guy u wicked O

messiah: Dude doesn't look innocent. Probably deserved that bullet.

I hate you

stagger: If you say he was killed by cultists, then either:

1) He was a cultist himself and was able to live a double life that you his friends did not know (I be modern day graduate so I am not talking what I do not know).

2) A case of mistaken identity.

3) He crossed someone in a cult (girlfriend, maybe sat in the guy's favourite spot, etc). SO more info will be appreciated.

U re So Right

Wetin Dis fine Boy Do Na Its Jst So Painful Buh D sad Truth is Dat Dis Has Been HappeninG 4 LonG...I Jst GoT admitted in2 Uniben N Now Fear Don DeY Catch me...Dat Ekosodin Is An Evil Place, D 2 weeks I Spent Dere DurinG My Ume Was Jst awful...I ll neva Stay There

She F...U..C..K..E..D her way Tru

Dey reconciled a long time ago, Chris actually featured RiRi in D Remix of his hit track 'Turn U̶̲̥̅̊
P̶̲̥̅̊
the music'..I RealY like iT when Love Conquers all

Easier said than done

I 1nce Dated Her Buh We neva Had Sex Though...She's a Certified Braniac

shymexx: Why was she killed? Damn! - she has to be the most beautiful naija chic ever in naija... She's fioooone!!!

Someone's 'Miss Right' is gone!

Guy wetin u dey type?? U get carry ova 4 verbal reasoning?

emeka.D.:
NIGERIAN POLICE ..NAWA O UNA GO SOON ARREST EVERYBODY THAT HAS EVER TALKED TO THE MAIN SUSPECTS..AH AH NA WETIN SEF. ALSO BOLD 5 NO GET 99100 NA 9900 AND 9930

GuY U don PhotocopY My MinD...99100 ni..I Say VerY Soon sef Dem Go arrest everybodY wey be her fwnd 4 Facebook

But that is Nt Abuja national stadium na

I RememBer 1997 when Nigeria was ranked 5TH, will Dose Days Ever Come again?

GoD Help Us

Me am Scared O..

OMG Dis is So MotivatinG & Emotional....Lines Dat toucheD me ( We were so young,so in love & so in debt) (Success isn't abt how much money u make, its abt d difference u make in pple's lives... We neeD Love in Dis CountrY, I saY dis With Tears roolin Down my chick...Jst imagine,its nw a suicide mission to go serve in d north cos of the fear of Boko haram,Not dat dere re guaranteed jobs 4 graduates,innocent citizens re dying...D rich keeps gettin richer while the poor re stocked in the highland of povertY.. Fraudsters everywhere all in d name of YoLo..U Travel abroad 2 search 4 Greener pastures,u go 4 a job interview u hardlY get employed cos u 4rm (AlmightY Nigeria)...Its a sin knowing dat Nigeria still don't ave steady power supply in dis modern era...Our Youths re Goin astraY dats 2 say d least..Wole Soyinka once said if he decides 2 write down d problems of dis Our Great countrY it wuld be times 3 of D oxford dict n am nt surprised....We NEED PRAYERS..Like Michelle Obama Said, 'even if we dnt ave the chance to put Tins RighT Let's work Hard So Our Children & Grandchildren wuld live a Cinderrella Life... GOD BLESS NiGERIAOMG Dis is So MotivatinG & Emotional....Lines Dat toucheD me ( We were so young,so in love & so in debt) (Success isn't abt how much money u make, its abt d difference u make in pple's lives... We neeD Love in Dis CountrY, I saY dis With Tears roolin Down my chick...Jst imagine,its nw a suicide mission to go serve in d north cos of the fear of Boko haram,Not dat dere re guaranteed jobs 4 graduates,innocent citizens re dying...D rich keeps gettin richer while the poor re stocked in the highland of povertY.. Fraudsters everywhere all in d name of YoLo..U Travel abroad 2 search 4 Greener pastures,u go 4 a job interview u hardlY get employed cos u 4rm (AlmightY Nigeria)...Its a sin knowing dat Nigeria still don't ave steady power supply in dis modern era...Our Youths re Goin astraY dats 2 say d least..Wole Soyinka once said if he decides 2 write down d problems of dis Our Great countrY it wuld be times 3 of D oxford dict n am nt surprised....We NEED PRAYERS..Like Michelle Obama Said, 'even if we dnt ave the chance to put Tins RighT Let's work Hard So Our Children & Grandchildren wuld live a Cinderrella Life... GOD BLESS NiGERIAOMG Dis is So MotivatinG & Emotional....Lines Dat toucheD me ( We were so young,so in love & so in debt) (Success isn't abt how much money u make, its abt d difference u make in pple's lives... We neeD Love in Dis CountrY, I saY dis With Tears roolin Down my chick...Jst imagine,its nw a suicide mission to go serve in d north cos of the fear of Boko haram,Not dat dere re guaranteed jobs 4 graduates,innocent citizens re dying...D rich keeps gettin richer while the poor re stocked in the highland of povertY.. Fraudsters everywhere all in d name of YoLo..U Travel abroad 2 search 4 Greener pastures,u go 4 a job interview u hardlY get employed cos u 4rm (AlmightY Nigeria)...Its a sin knowing dat Nigeria still don't ave steady power supply in dis modern era...Our Youths re Goin astraY dats 2 say d least..Wole Soyinka once said if he decides 2 write down d problems of dis Our Great countrY it wuld be times 3 of D oxford dict n am nt surprised....We NEED PRAYERS..Like Michelle Obama Said, 'even if we dnt ave the chance to put Tins RighT Let's work Hard So Our Children & Grandchildren wuld live a Cinderrella Life... GOD BLESS NiGERIA

valuka: SMH...
so na this kind "burial beat" he left don-jazzy for
d'banj don fall hand be that.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahhaha

Callotti: Haba!
So rich people suffer from 'food-poisoning' too?
See as she swell for bench like 'boar-constrictor'!
My fellow 'widowers' part 1.
Grab ya own copy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

We wish her well. . .if it is the wish of her 'gods'! Amin o!
She never looked healthy anyhoo.
Na so 'First Lady' suppose look?
See as her husband REYsemBOO 'Port Harcourt' First-Son original.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Na wetim she carry for that belle sef?

If U Don't show luv 2 oDas Don't xpect pple 2 show u Luv

Nice 1... Am Even PlanninG on BuyinG Barcelona

GooD LisT.... Buh Trust Me So ManY Odas DeY

george233: WHAT WAS UR AGGREGATE SCORE?

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Ogaga87: God help ur children from the hands of future destroyer and let them know that your time is the best. Those of you without patience be still and know that God time is really the best. This year 2012 jamb makes it the 4th Jamb I took in four straight years. Starting from 2009 when there was no admission from anywhere. 2010, I gain admission into the university of Benin under the faculty of education, department of pol.sci/pub.admin but then my O.level wasn't complete and that faculty wasn't even my choice cos I want it to be in social science. I asked God why has He let the admission pass me but I never knew He has a better plan for me. In 2011, after my O.level was complete I wrote anoda Jamb and went to Uniben yet no admission; instead of Uniben, BIU gave me admission after Uniben finally resolve their pending issue. When everybody have written me off, wit all sort of name and mockery this year 2012, God prove to them that my situation is to glorify Him. Now am among those whose name came out in the merit list with the right course and faculty. Am going to paste my two jamb number so you can confirm. yourselves. Uniben is my heart desire and if God can grant me He can equally grant you so be patience and take courage. This one is for 2010 05225284CA........ And this one is for 2012
25298793BA, just go to jamb website to confirm. Don't go to skul where after graduation you won't be recognise. Remember those graduate that where arrested either early this year or last year. Be careful!!!

My Fellow Urhobo Man I GreeT U... My StorY Similar 2 Urs n My Name Was also in D merit list...Pol Sci & pub admin... 1 Love

Na Wao... Maybe D Man tinK Say Na film he Dey Act..

Na Wa 4 Dem Psquare Sef,,, na So Dem Selfish??, Pple re alrdY Famzin May D So Dere is no need 2 Do Dat...Am Nt Surprised Though__ Igbo meN

Jst checkd d late cynthia on FB, Judging By her pics and wall she dnt luk lyk a runs gal so many said she myt ave been...I believe she was a young ambitious lady..D familY shld find a way 2 delete her FB accnT