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If while growing up, you're someone that likes rough play, you fit play from morning till night or that you usually steal meat from pot at night, na night go be your regular punishment time .

While growing up, i loved meat ehh , so any time someone steals meat in our house, the person go rush come cut for me because whether na me steal am or not, everybody go don reason me as person wey steal am. Na why them dey always cut for me, make e no be like say the accused no benefit. Even when the person cut my share, me sef no fit resist. Na so so Cane i dey chop almost every night, me sef come dey reason why i like meat.

E reach one time wey be say dem no go even ask again, once meat lost like this, them go just drag my ear go palour dey flog me.. Neighbors come even sabi me...
Any time my mum dey flog me for night and i dey shout, neighbors go dey beg my mum from the room"Abeg forgive am, e no go steal meat again". Wetin dey vex me then be say, dem no dey ask wetin sup ohh.....Based on say na me dey collect beating, the matter go be meat....



As our Ancestors would say "The best time to flog a child is at night when nobody, not even the neighbors can stop the lashes ".

He can never be sad....His money is long .

Jack wan swindle this guy... Forgetting that he earned his bar, he didn't steal it like our Nigerian politicians.
This guy is a real Nigga.













As our Ancestors would say "Money answereth all thing".

Because you're fool nah .

Oya, you sef reason am, why is your name BORNTOSMOKE ?? I am not condemning the fact that you smoke, that one sef dey but when your name sounds foolish you become a fool....












As our Ancestors would say "A wise person thinks twice before bearing a name".

Nice = Simp.... Nigerian girls don't understand the word NICE. Know this and be wise. They only wanna use you till when they're done.
When you act nice, they see you as a weakling, a simp and they won't tell you till when your foolishness has ripe . Don't fall for it...



And that's why you see girls like hard/badt guyz cos that's what pays them. Forget the stupid talk that comes with bullshitting or covering your SIMPle ways. They're only there for benefit...Cut that benefit and watch how they gonna fly away like an eagle in the sky.
It doesn't pay to be a simp.. Reason why i laugh at SIMPle niggas feeling their ways thinking its LOVE. Even the so called Collectoral damages knows that they re weak buh won't talk so the benefits won't stop coming.












As our Ancestors would say "Any man who decides to be nice to a Nigerian woman has made up his mind to be foolish and should also be ready to be used like a tissue paper".

Damn!!! Real Niggas like us gat no advise to give cos we don't date .

Girls wey niggas in the hood dey date, dey use am pass time, e reach ya turn. You turn am to serious relationship... Just stressing yaself unnecessarily.
She might even be playing you street, but who knows.... Can't trust any collectoral damage.










As our Ancestors would say " Trusting a Collectoral damage is like drinking poison, and that's suicide".

I can never imagine myself kneeling down, begging one collectoral damage to marry me...

Cos i know simps don't live long so.... By right, na she suppose dey ask am, not the other way around.... Damn!!! If say na my guy ehh, i for knock him head after his stupid display.










As our Ancestors would say " If you beg to get it, then it isn't meant for you".

He's a real Nigga. Being fearless is priceless...
That's one of the reasons why i love watching Vin diesel's movies... That guy issa real Gee .


When you're fearless, totally bold... You'll go far in life because the mentality of facing all fears and battles would make you reach the top.... I'd say cheers to Fearless Gee like us...

When you don't fear losing it all, you take risk to be a topper.
When you ain't afraid of dying, even your enemies won't wanna kill you.
When you ain't afraid of someone who wanna make you scared, your confidence will rather scare the person.










As our Ancestors would say " Never you be afraid because what you're afraid of can kill you faster than anything".

This is not snake chairman .
But why una dey chop animals anyhow nah?
No matter how hungry i am, i can never eat some things.

Op enjoy, another man's meat is another man poison. Although, some poison na poison. .

Na person wey don belleful dey select food. .










As our Ancestors would say "Hunger is a respecter of nobody".

I have said it, and I'll say it again...

As a parent, it is your responsibility to nurture your sons in the way of the ALPHA ZONE. Teach them that the SIMP ZONE is a death path to follow.
I am not saying you should teach him to treat women bad, NO!!! But he must be wise and smart in the hands of women.... Cos looking at history right from the time of EVE, Women are naturally manipulative.


This statement is for the WEAK and SIMPle men. This was what made my uncle's friend marry an old newspaper who had already born 3 kids outside. Baba got to know after marriage, infact it was after 2 years sef he got to know. Her past came back to the present.








As our Ancestors would say " You can never change your past but you can confront it, and no matter how you run away from your past, it'll always define a part of your future.

The Teaching of our Ancestors is becoming Useless. That is why we are having unwise men these days.

I mistakenly almost voted Emilokan in my dream.

When i woke up, i was ashamed of myself to pick an old man for a young vibrant man who understands the country....
I was ashamed, i couldn't tell anyone . Thank God it was just a dream.

May Godforbid BATing should affliction rise again the second time... Its time for us to be willing and OBIdient so that we can eat the good fruits of the land.










As our Ancestors would say "He/she who ignores his/her dream is only heading to destruction".

Badt guy... You don sample different pussies, you don enjoy sha ohh .

Now you wan settle down, you don't know which one to retire .

When i always tell my SIMPle Niggas, women can never finish, forget their shakara....laslas na 2 at least person go find like our OP . Yet you go still find some weak SIMPS dying for the gender who needs us more.

Anyways OP, go for the one that gives you PEACE OF MIND.









As our Ancestors would say" A time shall come when 7 women shall cleave to 1 man".

Hustle!!! Hustle hard bruv so that when your siblings are fighting for house documents and landed properties, e no go move you..

Imagine say you dey over alright, na them go even they call you say make you come share am... . I dey tell you fact.

As for your mum, give her space then as time goes by, explain things to her.. Like this now, her blood dey rush...nothing fit sup.
You're still very young and have a long way to go.... Work hard to be successful and watch as your mum go dey bless you any how.







As our Ancestors would say "Any member of the family who does not hustle, the teeth of that person will be used to open bottle soft drinks during the family meeting".

As long as it is Nigeria, nothing surprises me again . Meanwhile Lagos is overhyped.



You become wiser when you realize that anything can happen in Nigeria. When you travel abroad and you meet a Nigerian, instantly you'll know . Don't ask me how.







As our Ancestors would say "By their ways and actions, a Nigerian man/woman is identified".

From my experience and observations, i feel you should be who you are... I realize that most people tend to have fear towards something or someone and that fear controls their ability to be bold and confident.

Jus try and be who you are, accept yourself no matter what and always feel great about yourself. Meanwhile there are movies and books that you can watch and read .







As our Ancestors would say " Only a bold man rules in the affairs of main men".

Damn!!! You're lucky man. She didn't just send you the money, she wants you to always smile and be happy.



No be say marriage no sweet, na you no marry the right one .
Meanwhile OP is a real Nigga. He carry eye go market. Enjoy and always appreciate your wife. She deserve every good thing from you because she's a supportive and caring woman....

Hold am tight ohh... Normally na 3 of this kin woman been remain, you marry one, researchers never find the remaining 2 .





As our Ancestors would say "Always appreciate Good things when you see one".

I didn't say she is wrong oh but i can never trust that gender especially when it has to do with rape.

Most girls and rape accusations na 5 and 6.

As slawomiir would always say "There are 3 sides to a story.
- The reporter
- The reportee
- And the main story.


Meanwhile if you feel you need to report, don't you think you'll need a strong evidence huh?? Maybe a voice record or something more.... Especially with someone with an academic profile(Vice principal).


As our Ancestors would say "A pussy bleeped can never be unfucked ".

Nothing my eyes no go see for Nairaland.

Even after his death, he's still stubborn because for him to beg your GrandAunt to apologize again sef na wahala na why baba ghost jam door on her....








As our Ancestors would say "Violence is the key only when the fire is ignited". Perhaps he offended the gods so they had to do the needful.

Chaii.....God is Good!!!

Money is Good.








As our Ancestors would say "A suffering man will never look good to anyone".

As long as i am in Nigeria, nothing suprises me again...









As our Ancestors would say " If you no wise for 9ja, you no fit wise for anywhere".

Damn!!! You're suffering in this marriage.
But why did you ignore the red flags nau??

Na why i no like anything marriage cos it only favours women. I'm very sure more than 70% of Nigerian married men are suffering inside like you...

Or Perhaps you married the wrong person .

Guy make yourself a priority...Forget that so called marriage cos na strong headed feminist you marry





As our Ancestors would say "He that decides to ignore a little mistake, should be prepared to face a bigger one".

Ma Gee. You're a real Nigga...

It can NEVER and will NEVER pay to be a SIMPle man....

This is the kinda news i like. Not all those men complaining bout their wife denying them sex, food and all



As our Ancestors would say " BE Wise".

Don't sha kill yourself or borrow...










As our Ancestors would say "Never you displease yourself to please others".

"A man who thinks that he can trust a woman is only waiting for his own eve".

Never stress yourself over a collectoral damage... Cos you can never please them.

Just make yourself a major priority. Peace of mind is king











As our Ancestors would say, as long as you have cum, leave the rest for her to cum".

With news like this, to dey give tithe for this church go dey sweet person wella

That's how it should be... Because norms when a pastor have needs he asks the members but when a member meets the pastor for needs, baba go direct am to God with long prayer points. Religion of old and now is entirely different. Chaii


As our Ancestors would say " It is more blessed to give than to receive".

You just wanna stress yourself unnecessarily...

Any lady that doesn't respect or gives you peace of mind shouldn't even be in ya list.

Drop that collectoral damage and move on. No Time!!







~O'DON~

You can be the best version of yourself...

Don't let anything limit you. I've seen SS becoming someone in life.....





As our Ancestors would say "There is nothing impossible that cannot be achieved".

Was your Grandpa a SIMPLE man??
If No then cheers � but if Yes then be prepared to also take the lead..

I wish you success in your future endeavours.


As for your pops, my only advise is for you to send him the pdf of the Redpills by ubunja so he can be a real nigga.



~O'DON~

Whichever way it is, just live you life like its Golden bruh... Don't let any woman stress you.

Cos it seems you're the only one putting energy in this marriage of yourz.... For every decision you make, think bout the future and not the present.



Cheers to real niggas like us who have no collectoral damage stressing us�.




~O'DON~

A real Nigga eats his share and rest!. Let other Niggas do same while SIMPle men settle for shii.

Never you wife COLLECTORAL DAMAGES. They ain't worth it bruh..






As our Ancestors would say "Any man who thinks he can please a woman is only digging his grave".