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He deserves 3 Gold medal for his foolishness. The first medal is for taking drugs, while the 2nd medal is for trying to please a woman. The gender that can never be satisfied. And the 3rd medal is incase any of the 2 medals gets lost.

The gender(Eve) that disobeyed God even when God gave his all. The same people that God gave eye bra, they shave it and use pencil to draw their own. God gave then eye lashes, they said its not long enough and they attached fake one. God gave them ass and boobs, they still do surgery.....
Na this same gender your friend dey loose guard for?? Chaii..... That young man is an Hidiot. Anyways, let your guy forget about woman and focus on his life, he go dey alright. Sex is not everything.







As our Ancestors would say "Only a fool tries to please a woman".

One thing men have to know is that, you can never know ir understand a woman. And if you wanna try, then you might just end up killing yourself.
And yes, its very possible. You see, women always go for what favours them(benefits). So a lady can admire you by your facial looks, charismatism, your swags and all. But they will never indulge in anything that doesn't profits them. Was it not Sofia that recently created a post, giving reasons why a lady must choose benefits over love, rich guy over broke guy . So you see, women are wired like that.

And let me also tell you that every lady always seek what profits/benefits them first before thinking about other side reasons. And some ladies already know people wey go make am, that's why you still see some of them with their broke bf.


Meanwhile, never try to make a lady admire you because its a waste of time. Even the one that chooses money over love still won't be satisfied. I mean even God gave Eve everything, nothing she didn't have, she still disobeyed God . God gave women eye bra, they shave it and use pencil to draw their own line, he gave them eye lashes, they use blade to cave it, and still fix fake one, .. He gave them boobs, ass but they still try and do surgery. Is it this same gender you wanna stress yourself for






As our Ancestors would say "When you see a group of ants marching to a certain destination, be rest assured that sugar or something sweeter must have drawn them there".

Or the question should be so why should someone not date you??

Because i be akagum...i am STINGY. Abi you think its easy to labour hard and allow one stewpihd entitled collectoral damage to drain me??
Because i am not an IDIOT. Its only favours women. The only thing men get is sex which is very common. Sex wey easy to get unlike money and time that is very precious.
And lastly, peace of mind is key. Because its hard to get peace from the hands of a Nigerian lady. Even when you date them, them go still dey run HOOKUP lowkey...Abi you think na by app alone??





As our Ancestors would say "A wise man foresees problem in disguise".

You mean that man enjoyed 2 different pussies without calling us?? . And now what normally happens when you have sex without condom, has finally happened... And you want us to advise him right?? We that didn't even see the maid sef . No be say when e dey Bleep, dey flex am he yarn us.... Now una get mind call us..... Wetin dey pain me pass be say he no even wan talk the style wey e dey Bleep im maid ohh and he want make we advise am...How nau? If we no sabi the style he use knack...Now we go come carry our innocent head for this matter...me wey be say my head small untop all the big problems....

You for at least halla us when the Bleep still dey occur....now this .





As our Ancestors would say "Na people wey benefit from thieves dey tell am where to steal next".

Naso....People are now wiser... The suffering is already too much . May God almighty forbid BATing should affliction rise again.. For thou ye people who are willing are obedient shall eat the good fruit of the land.

Meanwhile, i love seeing Niggas putting family first... Its rare especially among yahooboyz wey go cahsout and na one nonsense random babe they benefit am while their mama go dey suffer...





As our Ancestors would say "A wise man will always put family before anything".

Drug na madt thing... Naso person dey compare drugs with betting ...Chaii.
Me wey be say i carry weed give my dog... Throughout the night, he just dey bark anyhow...i no even reason say e go affect am as per say my Niggas warn me i no hear. Early morning, as i go check am, my dog eyes don red diee...very red. I had to rush and get milk,plenty milk. Drugs adduction is hard to kill unlike betting and womanizing that if you no get bar, your body go still calm... Drugs can make you be a slave just to get it . It is VERY DANGEROUS.
Even portable isn't normal, na drugs they control am...If you sabi drugs effect you go know .


As our Ancestors would say "When the gods are angry with you, they'll make you to start taking drugs".

Why nau?? Its risky ohh..
For me, i'd say NO! Let her look for another job jare...Aside from the fact that she might be coming home late due to her nature of work, different men sef go wan dey enter am.

Unless your wife doesn't want to be severely knacked, she had better not work there if not ehh . No matter what she can never escape the ROD as long as she works there.





As our Ancestors would say "If you don't want to buy cloth, avoid the boutique".

Why did you now marry if you don't want a baby? Because that's basically why most men marry at least, part of the reasons .

I'm a guy, but i gats be honest with you man marriage is a two partner affair... You've told her what you want but have you asked her what she want?? Don't pressure her to accept what you want...let her make choices in her own free will.... Children are very wonderful to have. I feel it'll be selfish to stop her from not having children because you want to.
Plus do you know that contraceptives has some side effect?? I know of someone that almost got damaged because of that?? But i haven't seen somewhere that condoms damage someone... You want to enjoy sex wella by going raw but you don't want kids .
Bia, coordinate yourself ohh.

In as much as you're planning based on your financial capacity, its good to have kids early not when you're 60yrs that your 1st child would just be entering primary1, when do you wanna reason the fruit of your labour? Is it when you're already too old to even chew meat??
Just plan what you can handle, you don't have to born batallions.





As our Ancestors would say "A man can only be called father when he has a child".

Your husband is an idiot of the highest order that is of course if all you said is the truth .
Nevertheless I'll advise you not to jump into any relationship for now. Truth is, you're damaged emotionally, psychologically. You really need to heal. And if you decide to jump into a relationship now, it might not go well cos of your state of mind.


Why don't you focus on yourself for now. You said you're an accountant, yeah. Just try and build yourself, empower yourself to the stage whereby you don't need any man to be okay financially.






But I'll also like to hear from your husband side too because women ehh... The elders would say "The sweet voice of a woman is like a slow poison".
I'm not saying that you're lying but slawomirr would say there re 3 sides to a story.

-The reporter
-The reportee
-And the actual story


So far na only your side we don hear.



As our Ancestors would say "Only an idiot make judgment without hearing from both sides".

That hand that you use to type it, use that same hand and knock ya head... Nonsense!!! . You inhailing bad and dirty smell turns you on?? Only a SIMPle man can think such...
Forget all this stupid scientist, naso dem dey talk. I no blame you sha... E be like say you never smell deadly rat mess.... Some people if dem mess for you, you go dey fear to waka without nosemask.

Naso scientist do research that human can use pig heart . People were happy. Infact, one man decided to test himself...e no reach one month, e die...

If i hear say you don die for news due to receiving of excess fart , i go carry big cooler come ya burial... I'll eat and carry food home... I hate nonsense .

Any body can post on google, not everything is legit.





As our Ancestors would say "When you decide to copy everything, you become foolish".

You see what i said?? Women can never be trusted.
The devil gave women the weapon of rape to use and bring strong men down, men of high standard, reputable men..And now even the devil is afraid cos they are over doing it. That's why i always doubt rape cases if there's no prove...If you ask them how they lost their virginity, most girls in Nigeria would always say they raped them... Infact its rare to see a woman who would say she was bleeped with consent. Na why i we always tell my Niggas never to loose guard on top woman matter.

Rape exist and its common but women try to twist and use everything for their own advantage.
Your babe na SCAM! Thank God you're smart if not you would have done something that would have made you look foolish. And that's why its good to use brain always. Unfortunately, Simps rather use dick than brain to think.







As our Ancestors would say "Only a foolish man listen to the side of a woman's story once and judge".

Chaii...This your nose ehh .
E be like instrument wey devil dey use fight Nigerians .
No wonder Buhari is your mentor, you have the perfect instrument for the devil to use.



As our Ancestors would say "Nobody NOSE tomorrow".

Well, its better to die bold facing the lion than to die like a woman who would run and only end up being caught and eaten . At least there's a medium chance of survival, plus its good to die with honour.... But if na woman now ehh, they will first bring out their phone and do live cam, they'll video both the lion,the bush and themselves also making sure that their ASSet shows in the video before thinking of how to run, because i know women love attention and most especially them dey fear too much .





As our Ancestors would say "After money, the Medicine to a woman's odd behaviour and attitude is ATTENTION".

You're not a real Nigga. Spending on Collectoral damages?? Damn!!!

If all you do is please woman, or satisfy your dick then be rest assured that you can't make it in life and you can't go far because all the money wey you suppose use invest, save and build your life will just be entering deep holes.
You gotta quit bruh. You gotta make up your mind and be determined bout it.

But why person go even dey spend on something that is easy and cheap to get? Huh abi you no get babe nii or you never dey streetwise?? As a Nigerian,pussy is easier to get than biscuits. Cos an average Nigerian girl is into hookup... Even married women sef. Forget app now, just flash money and you will Bleep them scatter... Na packaging, and disguise.


Bleep and have fun...No cap . But this your lifestyle na killer man. You gotta make up your mind soon enough.





As our Ancestors would say "Sex is good but don't be a fool to get it".

If you wanna die, abeg drop update on where burial go hold . Something you can't do, you just want validation...
Well, real Niggas like us already understand your gender. Always seeking unnecessary attention. Una attention and chaseclout don too much . We don sabi una wella....You won't be the first and the last.
Its a good thing sniper isn't that cost so, do the needful...








As our Ancestors would say "A woman's medicine to unnecessary behaviour and attitude is ATTENTION".

No doubt he's a good musician...One among the few with good lyrics . But no matter what in this life, as long as you no dey important and i don't owe you, i can never suffer myself for anybody wey no send untop say you be celebrity .





As our Ancestors would say na person wey chop belleful dey perform unnecessarily.

Are you looking for a reason to justify lesbianism?? I'm talking from observation Chairman.... I see these things from my angle...
Even black chully that usually form lesbian queen was caught few weeks ago masturbating with dildos... The effect of dick is powerful....

As our Ancestors would say "No woman can escape the rod ".

Maverick777:
why and how is lesbianism different from being gay?

As long as it is Nigeria, e no fit shock me...
Nothing i haven't see in this country.

If she want sef, i fit carry am join .
If i can survive Nigeria and all its problems then i can survive anything...On God






As our Ancestors would say " If you can face any Nigeria problem and still be alive, then you can face anything in this life".

Totally different. I've seen a woman using another woman to move on after my guy did the needful. Its easy for a guy to move on...unlike girls.

Maverick777:
i don't get?
is heartbreak gender based??
don't men heart get broken too, did dey turn gay?

No matter how they try to deny it,na high rate of heartbreak . They love dick pass anything. The only difference is that, most of them are bi-sexual. They're attracted to both their gender and the opposite. Plus girls naturally have to desire to wanna be everything. And that's why you see most of them saying "What a man can do, a woman can do better". They try to wanna replace men which is impossible.

Even our so called popular feminist (Future is female) usually pray that God should provide a Godfearing, rich and loving husband. So you see, they love dick die.... They just wanna add something to that shii.

Na today?? Most of them have different reasons sha .





As our Ancestors would say " Don't be surprised by any thing a woman do because they believe they can do everything".

Pussy ass niggas... Mostly simps .
They act so cos they wanna get benefits , benefits that they don't still get. Na guyz wey no even send sef, na im dey benefit am .


You go notice say they wan spend, asslick this ladies for toetoe , all for one random hard guy to get the same benefits wey dem dey die for. Chaii simps dey suffer ohh. Funny thing be say, if you tell them, them go dey backup their suffering with quotes . These one are called the irredemable Simps.










As our Ancestors would say "A man who is being controlled by a woman is already dead".

Women like attention ehh . I was waiting to see beauty on one side and beast on the other side but i was disappointed. She looks the same way. Its just makeup and good camera . Lowkey, she no even fine like that sef na makeup...Makeup has helped most ladies sha ohh .

Any little problem or life challenge a woman goes through, everybody must know. They can't handle something on their own. Attention and cloutchase is their major problem.
But when a man has problems, he solves them alone. He goes through things alone. He suffers to make sure all is well at home. We all know that men are the major pillars. Yet they will still want to be forming nonsense feminists. Feminist that will still be praying to God for a Godfearing, rich and caring man.... Nonsense .

Cheers to all real men out there... May your pocket never run dry.







As our Ancestors would say "A woman's medicine to unnecessary behaviour is attention".

Everyone has past... Either bad or good.
Its a phase in that aspect. But the problem i have with people is that they about the present without considering the future. Most people especially ladies tamper with their future alot...
You'll see a random girl of 18-20yrs dating 3 to 3 men and for what?? For small benefits that they get, even guyz sef get their own. Especially all this scammers and rippers... All these have consequences. You can't be a pig and born goat. Life isn't like that.

I always tell people. Your past defines who you are. Even if you change,that old life is still in you because it can always rise again.








As our Ancestors would say "You can't always eat your cake and have it".

Don't mind me babygirl . Worry less about the face plus its a small stuffs.. It will go on its own. If you decide, to use cream, it will go but come back stronger and bigger. But when it leaves naturally, it goes permanently. I'm talking from observation .

silentvoice:
Ahh but mine isnt shakara naw, I'm just worried about it.

Well, i see nothing wrong with your face..

Those stuffs would clear freely the same way it came. I'll say you fashy it.
That was how a guy was eager to clear something on his chest...something that wasn't an issue....baba started using cream till he grew breast . Very unwise boy.


We tend to trouble ourselves over minor issues. Especially ladies . They'll act like they don't need we men. Them go dey form shakara for us forgetting that a time would come when seven women to cleave to one man . Always wanting to look good for men so they can get the attention they seek.... Women ehh .









As our Ancestors would say "Minor issues become major issues when escalated through our worries and actions".

Do you even know what redpill means ??
Baba go and read ubunja thread. Damn!!! You're not a real Nigga.

Redpill isn't about treating women bad...We've got sisters and mum too yeah.
Redpill isn't about deceiving a lady by getting her pregnant and making false promises. Nah
Redpill isn't about being an Asshole like your Nigga.



° Redpill is all about be an Alpha male....The dominance of men in the society and taking charge, not submitting to all these feminist ideologies.
° Redpill is to make sure no woman manipulate or blackmail you as a man emotionally.
° In summary, Redpill is being educated about what it takes to be a real man, physically, emotionally, sexually, every aspect.


I give SIMPle men this so that they can be wise and smart when dealing with women because we all know how women are...Very manipulate and cunning.... Eve is a perfect example .

Do you even know that repills makes you richer?? Simps believes that you need money to catch women and that's why they usually get broke wella... On the other hand, Alpha males have proven it to be wrong... They invest wisely, build themselves and still get the pussies freely...

Now you know, your friend was just an Asshole...He's not a real Nigga.
He wanted sex, he could have just said so and not deceiving the babygirl.
Me i dey straight forward.. I let girls know say i don't date, just have fun and pass....I'm not a loverboy.... And i always get what i want . Naso e suppose be.... We don't care what they think or say, no woman changes us to be someone else for pussy that is everywhere.











As our Ancestors would say "Always take the redpills steady, it's what makes you a man in the hands of a woman".

Naso Gee... That's how really Niggas roll..
In life you gotta plan ahead. Make resolutions to be a better person. That way, you'll know your progress in life...


No be everything be sex, woman.... Once in awhile make person plan im future. Success is a friend to all and everybody. Nobody wanna mingle with failures .








As our Ancestors would say "If you fail to plan then you're planning to fail".

It is pussy as Niggas that sleeps with hoes...

Guys that have no boldness to approach normal babe... But these days almost every 9ja babe na olosho....Hookup levels .








As our Ancestors would say " Sex is good but where and who it comes from matters alot".

No money is ever enough... You gotta keep making the money till your hands can't count it... Make enough, have investments .

From the way you're talking, it seems you don't have a reason to live again, no iish OP...we all live to die one day. Just incase you wanna make yourz quick, sniper isn't more than 1K....Afterall you've achieved everything in life .





As our Ancestors would say "Money that is countable can always finish".

She's really tall.... Damn!!! Sex no go make sense at all.






As our Ancestors would say"Marry who you can handle to avoid future marriage casaulties ".

Damn!!! Too bad. I don't wanna say much cos i realize that most people are victims of HIV....Not through sex only.
Whatever decisions you make, your family gats be first always. Mutual agreement and understanding is the key here.
Goodluck sha.




As our Ancestors would say "No matter what,always choose family first ".