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Pay the 5k nah or do you want her to broke up finally?? Don't worry, the 5k is for registration fee to stability your position . Chaii too get sense good ohh...

Since all of una wan dey mumu, we go dey help you actualize your foolishness in full level.





As our Ancestors would say "Even if sense is water, some people will still die tasty ".

To slap you dey hungry me....
You wan wife person wey another guy dey date and he go dey f*ck am steady ohh. Come, una mumu never do??

That girl doesn't regardless you man!!
You even get mind dey ask us this kin thing and you no get shame?




As our Ancestors would say "Always use your brain when it has to do with the affairs of women to avoid being foolish".

The pastor has a lot of issues with women. Definitely something is wrong somewhere. Because how can a particular pastor be called out by several ladies within the space of few years. We ain't stupid nah....

Meanwhile, the spiritual controls the physical. Only naive and ignorant folks would doubt... I've seen what the physical can't control so i know wetin i dey yarn... I didn't say he did it, neither did i say it is spiritual. I only stated the fact that the other realm is bigger than mere eyes.

NOTE : If you quote me and i don't reply you, just know you said rubbish. Niggas like me gat no time!!!




As our Ancestors would say "When you're not sure of something, don't doubt cos what you don't know is bigger than you".

That's baby bat....Its usually sticks to agbado most times because of the colour. And most people uses sugar cane to catch it .
Guy, never you near that insect ohh because once it touches you, that death bruv. It will first start scratching you , then your skin will peel till you die..... There was a time that insect was sent by the gods to punish people that were not obident . Thank God i was smart enough to know and understand it all.


As our Ancestors would say "Always avoid evil to live long"

Chaii..Una mumu never do?? Haha!!
The person you want to marry is a community project. Sooner or later, the contract works shall commence .... Only the wise people will understand.






As our Ancestors would say "A hoe is like a public goods,it belongs to everyone".

You're a good man. It's obvious but you gotta free her.... If she's still with you, you can't move on... Women are many in the world today plus its better to be single than be married to the wrong person. Don't have the mentality of searching for anyone. Just build yourself, the right one will come,trust me... Life has its way of offering us our own. No stress yourself over any body. Peace of mind is very good oh.

Our ancestors would say "If you marry the wrong person, your hell begins on earth".

Save1soul:
Exactly bro, I feel I might not get another girl like her.

So far so good, i can see virtually up to 10 problems there . You're dating yourself if you don't know . With all these suffering you have gone through and you are still alive?? Op you're a strong wonderFOOL man.
Nevertheless, if by now you haven't received sense from the stories to the comments that you've seen here, then i must commend your folly because it is a strong one. Not even the elder's word can do anything.


Some of una just dey carry problem for una selves. Woman naturally have problem. Yes they do, but the ability to find one that gives you peace of mind is the price.

I'm tempted to say this but i gotta say it sha. You're a ......mumu man because the red flag is clear but because of kpekus your brain don surrender .



As our Ancestors would say "When you see problem and still happily embrace it, just know that your case is beyond the gods"

From my personal experience and what I've seen you are very correct. My sec school life was fun especially the fact that it was boarding. We were kids then, we'll play together, had less evil mind and they didn't have this "Bigboy/biggirl" mentality. I mean, we would play without measuring our financially and physical standard .
Unlike life in university, everybody dey from big, if you don't greet they won't greet. Plus when they starts seeing cash like 200K upwards, money they weren't seeing in sec school they tend to act proud.... Lastly, their eyes dey tear . You gerrit?? If don't gerrit forget .


Being busy mean no shii.





As our Ancestors would say "Live life, have fun, enjoy but no high hopes cos not everyone will stay".

Chaii...






This like this can make our ancestors angry.

Betting is a very bad addiction and hard to stop unless you're serious and determined, if you think I'm lying ask @child of doom. And the funny thing about betting is that, even when you win the urge will be there for you to stake your winnings as well. And the way i am seeing it, your husband is not only irresponsible but also greedy. Because i don't know why someone will bet till he becomes a debtor. I dislike people who owe for no just reason, i hate irresponsibility.

Our elders would say "Never borrow what you can not pay back and never borrow when you have no means to pay back". Let me tell you bluntly, it'll be unwise to give your husband that money because that man will owe even more to come... I'll advise you to just leave him, let him learn the hard way. Let him suffer what he did. He deserves it, so that he will have sense cos this type of folly needs tough hands.


Meanwhile, if you know someone that you can rely on to advise him, i'd say you act fast cos that man will soon start selling your things to bet .




As our Ancestors would say "If as a man, you don't bet or womanize then you don't know what God has done for you".

Omo...I don't even know what to say sef. That is why it is good to always do research down to the lineage of the person before settling down. The money you wan use pay bride price or the one you dey use buy hair, save it. Travel to his/her community and do research because the family you're marrying from matters alot in life. That's why you see most marriages don't last because this youth of nowadays ehh, their blood too dey rush .






As our Ancestors would say "If you marry the wrong person, your hell begins on earth"

Damn!! You niggas don't even know anything at all. Most of una no dey street wise na why Simps dey plenty scatter.

Nigga, you are dating a community project , you just don't know it yet and that's why you think she's your girl.... Its your turn, enjoy it while it last.

To every niggas out there, never date or wife a hoe, when it reaches your turn you enjoy till you're tired and pass it on..... E reach your turn, you no wan release for others to chop, ohh wrong nah. Its bad and dangerous to privatise public goods.




As our Ancestors would say "Only an unwise man thinks that he can privatise public goods".

A very big class example of a failed parental responsibility. Things like this doesn't surprise me again especially in a country like Nigeria . Most parents today want to use their modern technology wisdom to rule forgetting that the wisdom of our ancestors will always be effective.

Today, you'll see parents collecting money from their children without finding the source. Are parents even meant to beg from their kids??
When was the last time sex education was lectured to kids sef? Parents leave the kids to school and society for nurturing.
You even see most parents saying "I can't flog my kids, its not right, cane will not work". (I thank God for the beating i took while growing up because i probably would have been something else)... Later in future now, the parents would be "I did my best" Damn!!!

The society is very hardened.. And as a parent, you must be hard so that your child doesn't go astray. Our elders would say " The way you train your child determines the peace of mind you would get as you grow older".
Correct your child in love but make sure you don't spare the rod when they go astray.





As our Ancestors would say "Parents only reap good fruits if they sow and labour hard"

Unfortunately, i do everything . I just finished cutting my nails sef, with my teeth. As my nail cutter got spoilt, i decided to improvise .
We all have habits that are part of our life. But out of everything i do, i am always grateful to God that stealing and womanizing isn't a part of me. Because i am 100% sure that i wouldn't have been where i am today if i had those.

Meanwhile if you have bad habits, try to stop it while you can because it can actually destroy someone.


As our Ancestors would say "If it happens more than thrice often, it has become your habit".

Our ancestors have arrived ohh....Abeg no lie here oh so that you don't invoke the anger of the gods upon yourself .

If you were born in the time of old, you don't know how lucky you are. In those days, the women were very hard working even though the men were providers. The women never had issues because they also worked for their money. There wasn't bad security like this, the economy was good, there weren't old leaders unlike this our generation. So many things have changed. Things that ain't in order.

Just look at the picture. Are women not suppose to work before?? The society have made it look like a working lady is an angel from heaven and that's because the mentality of this generation lies in the fact that women should not work but be taken care of totally... How preposterous!!! Later they will say that they are less valued in the society whereas they give us every reason to believe that statement.

Na why any small thing women do, they run to social media and post because they feel they ain't suppose to do it and they see it as a big deal. They cannot do without attention and cloutchasing. Its hard to see a woman in this generation that doesn't have entitled mentality, very hard. That's why you hear them say "My money is for me alone but my man's money is for us". Well, i don't blame them because if men didn't simp, there wouldn't be such statement.





As our Ancestors would say "The mentality of a woman is the basic foundation of her character".

This topic isn't for people like me . Me wey be say i hate toilet.... I go come dey chow wetin nobody force me to chow.






As our Ancestors would say "Food is good but not all food is good".

Electric shock na madt thing.. When you don't even expect it at all ..

The truth is, some of us haven't even felt a real one. I remember when i wanted to charge touch light, the thing shocked me badly. So many people have died from it but we're alive...Na God!!







As our Ancestors would say "electric shock is a warning from the gods of the land".

Una too like sex. Haba!!
You meet barnie, no be say u sabi am ohh... You don already plan too knack . No be so ohh.




As our Ancestors would say "A man that have self discipline has solved 85% of his problem".

Damn!!! Here to read boozer tales .people giving us zobo on a steady.
Normals, people too dey lie for this carbar, we sabi but we no go talk so that the lie go dey flow steady . Na gullible folks dey fall. No iish.



As our Ancestors would say "Once in awhile,relax and enjoy fairytale".

What a wonderFOOL man . No amount of money is too much. Even if you're rich still invest in yourself and family, over and over again. Even your wife sef, make sure your name tag is everywhere . Real Niggas don't loose gaurd. Anything that has to do with woman should never be taken for a joke. The gender that betrayed God even when he gave them his all...Is it now that gender that we will now trust??
That man deserve it. Never give a woman what you cannot dash her for free to avoid wahala.

As Simps were destined to be foolish and used, so is the slay queens destined to ball and flex without working .



BE WISE Y'ALL MEN!!! It can never pay to be a Simp.







As our Ancestors would say "Never invest in what can become a liability tomorrow".

People react differently. To some people, it can be music or even something valueable that will keep them calm, while others can be environment or even when someone they love is around them. Different people, different reaction.

Being in Nigeria along can make you mad especially with all the evil in the country, the high rate of poverty and all.
I used to be very very aggressive. I'm a calm guy normally but when i tend to get angry, you will feel me...you get ?. But as i met people, i learnt a lot... Even my environment changed me...it happens. And i believe environment should be a major factor too...That's why toxic environment should always be avoided for sanity sake.

If for anything, she's acting too abnormal, you guyz shouldn't ignore. Treat it fast because it can be early stage of madness.




As our Ancestors would say "Madness begins with unnecessary rough play".

Damn!! The truth is, we all have problems, issues bothering us. Most times we see people smiling but inside them its tears . Its not easy at all especially how hard things are in Nigeria. But one thing that i know is that no matter what you're going, you can always overcome. That burden isn't bigger than you...

Lastly, surviving is hard. Even our enemies knows this and that's why they always try to get us to fall during our trying times....But what keeps me going is my strong desire to see what happens if i survive...Plus God has been there for me and my famz . Its good to have God's backing too...He never fails.

That been said, NEVER GIVE UP. Some times when i look back and i look at my present life, i am always grateful to God that i didn't give up...Anything can happen within a sec. No matter how your life is, you're still better than some people out there and dem no give up...Why should you??




As our Ancestors would say "A wise man never quit".

With my little research and discovery, i've come to realize that most marriages only last when the couples see beyond sex,food and mere benefits.

Love between two adults at times is fake... They just wanna quench their lustful taste and the female just wanna benefit from the man...Nothing more.








As our Ancestors would say "The reason behind every marriage determines how far they'll stand the test of time".

You should be happy . Babe wey be say boiz for street dey use take hold body, e reach your turn and you turn am to serious relationship. Now she don leave you as expected and you wan dey cry . Damn!! Its like you don't know what God has done for you.

You married a cheerful giver. She's a COLLECTORAL DAMAGE .




As our Ancestors would say "When it is been shared among others, it doesn't belong to you".

He is a pussy ass Nigga. Men like this hardly go far in life. He doesn't know what he wants. He had the chance of reshaping his life back to order but he decided to go back to his Collectoral damage because of kpekus .
As a married folk, just know that once your marital life reaches court yard, there's 90% chance that your marriage na SCAM!!! If you cannot settle it at home in peace, then the court will settle it for you .









As our Ancestors would say "Once the wrapper of a woman controls your ability to make decision as a man, just know that the gods have abandoned you".

With all of these things that have happened so far and she is still your babe?? Them suppose dey call you Endurance or patience .

With everything you've been through in the hands of an obsessed and desperate lady, and you are still alive?? You are a strong man .

The elders would say when you see an obsessed/desperate woman on one side of the road and you see snake on the other side,follow the snake side to avoid unforeseen casualties .







As our Ancestors would say "There is little or no difference between an obsessed woman and a lion because both are ready to devour when the opportunity arises".

Chaiii.....You better don't let your enemies decieve you make you no go wife hoe .

You might think that they will change but na scam! That olosho side still dey, dem just suppress am go one side for one mumu simp to marry them and that's why as a real Nigga always be alert, never loose guard cos most Nigeria babes na prostitute on a hookup level. Na until you find out, you go sabi....The fact say dem no dey app no mean at all .






As our Ancestors would say "A pig will always be a pig, no matter how you clean it and take it away from the swamp, that pig will still return back because a pig is a pig".

This is going straight to front page . Lala loves snake ehh , but why una dey eat snake sef? Una get mind sha ohh...
E get some kin meat wey i no go fit chop sha chaii...





As our Ancestors would say "Only a brave man can kill a snake".

To dey advise una don tire us...Make una simp in peace abeg .
Most of all these kinda shii na due to low self esteem or being broke ....
Really Niggas like us wey be say we no dey loose guard,no go fit allow one random girl dey use us dey catch cruise and dey feel herself .. Girl wey be say she no even value you, na im you dey loose gaurd for. Damn!!!

Package yourself, act like you don't care...Don't give her attention.... Don't let her use you to feel big....Make her think that you don't give a shii about her.... She's acting like this cos you're giving her the power too..... Funny enough e fit be one random badt guy wey no even care dey knack am steady oo while you dey here dey crack your head .


One thing people don't know is that, girls disrespect people that give them attention, they don't value such people. Even if you dey broke or you no hans like that, still try to always earn your respect... Girls plenty sef...




As our Ancestors would say "Only a mumu man troubles himself over a lady8)".

This guy is a cool guy who needed real love...unfortunately, he got into the wrong hands.
Na im cheap wife wey no deserve am....
Its fine sha...i understand. You can never please a woman. Na why i dey always tell my guyz never to loose guard untop woman head.

When he was down and all, he didn't know he acted foolish till later he realized his mistake. We re bound to make mistakes. But we shouldn't just condemn people like that, we correct as well.... Only few of his friends stood by him and helped him.
I'm happy to see him coming back on his feet.
As Niggas, make we dey try to always help ourselves in any way. Not all these entitled gender who don't even give a damn bout us...


As our Ancestors would say "A wise man was once foolish but the elder's wisdom delivered him".