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Politics / Re: Repentant Boko Haram: Angry Idps Condemn Zulum's Plans To Reintegrate Them by HabaHaba: 3:27am On Aug 15, 2021
ignis:
It's either BokoHaram and Badits are smarter than the government or the terrorism is combined effort of Government and Terrorists.

Both situations you painted is what actually obtain.

The government arw terrorists and vice versa.
Politics / Re: APC's MamaTee Posts A Road In Pakistan Crediting It To El-Rufai In Kaduna by HabaHaba: 3:19am On Aug 15, 2021
Kundagarten:
And the slowpoke of a woman is someone's mother.

Na result of the hunger wey Buhari put her O!

How she go take feed her children if not by towing the line of her benefactors, PMB & Helrufai (Master Liers and Promise Without Fulfilling Economic Saboteurs without comparison!!!)
Romance / Re: 'I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating, I'm Scared To Confront Her. She Might Kick Out by HabaHaba: 2:38am On Aug 15, 2021
As in Bob Risky type,..
Ain't man enough!!!
Career / Re: Dilemma: Advise From Experienced Bankers Needed by HabaHaba: 5:33pm On Aug 13, 2021
san316:
I currently work in one of the Third Generation Banks as a full staff. Currently I am on the second level in the sales department, salary is good, being considered for promotion which hasn't come in a while, based in Abuja with family and all.

Got an offer with a better 3rd generation bank. next level in a different department, higher pay but will have to relocate to Kaduna. Report directly to a Group Head, will have a dedicated car but greater responsibility.

The current place is like my comfort zone, I'm well known and I've been here for Seven years.

Please advice whether to move or not.

Bros, GRAB the offer fast!!!

1. If you crosscarpet or port you can never grow in the banking industry.

2. If its a newer bank, better for you, that assures faster growth dlr you. The levels are already filled in the old established banks.
3. No need to be in a comfort zone, experience would help you develop new relationships and grow your customer base.
Basically, your management would give you at least 1 year before confirmation, and nothing would happen even if you did not meet targets.
Sales is time based, they would give you more chances.

By the way, never forget LAST IN, FIRST OUT MANTRA in the banking sector.
Cheers, wish you a progressive career in your bank
Crime / Re: Husband Murdered By Wife And Her Lesbian Girlfriend In South Africa by HabaHaba: 4:46pm On Aug 13, 2021
Totilopussylick:
self even south Africa you still de cover am cheesy



May God saves us from women killer.

I tell u!!! Thats y now i prefer online f*ck.
U no know me, i no know u.

After image fucking, everybody Japa!!!
Romance / Re: You Ask A Lady Out But She Bluntly Asks "Do You Want To Have Sex? by HabaHaba: 4:26pm On Aug 13, 2021
Beebah2000:
That is what you guys ask for in a relationship na.
Men, fear men.

U may say so. Buh, babe, how many girls get good brain to offer, apart from toto?!!!

Think am well, & just admit instead of being male antagonist.
Fashion / Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Men Bleach Their Skin? by HabaHaba: 9:20pm On Aug 10, 2021
Workch:
Be consoling yourself. Yoruba na bleaching king and it’s almost like a culture.

You will hardly see a bleaching Igbo man. They don’t have time for that nonsense

Bros, I AM A CERTIFIED ESTERNER!!!

I don't fear you to say what is not obtainable.

Please allow people to say their lives experiences.

Nwanne, it's not about tribal issues but facts.

What u may not hsve seen, others have seen.

Good night
Fashion / Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Men Bleach Their Skin? by HabaHaba: 8:34pm On Aug 10, 2021
Workch:
Igbo and Hausa men don’t bleach, it’s usually Yoruba men

Na lie O!!! I don see many Hausa men that bleach blue black many times. Its a personal problem, not tribal. Although the tribes that ive noticed that bleach more are 1. YORUBA. 2. EDOS, 3 IGBOS. 4. KOGI/OKENE,. 5. OTHERS

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim El-Zakzaky Leaves Kaduna For Abuja After His Release (Video) by HabaHaba: 4:26am On Aug 06, 2021
deji17:
This guys is high maintenance for the government. There is no reason keeping him any longer. He cannot lead a Jihad or cause any trouble with the look of things based on his health

I laff in Jikun. Do u know how much Dollars Iran is able to send to this man's organization?!!!

Mind you, this man is super rich.

As i thi k, he would never forgive Bubu & the migdet enemies of his.
Politics / Re: Ibrahim El-Zakzaky Leaves Kaduna For Abuja After His Release (Video) by HabaHaba: 4:20am On Aug 06, 2021
I strongly believe that slow walk is nothing but the absolute thoughts of what strategies he would use this time to deal with Hellrufai and Bubu, in the coming days.

I know this man would never forgive thr duo, no matter what, after losing his 3 sons plus other loyal members/supporters


Just expect that this man would not forget his ordeal.
Romance / Re: What Are The Most Heartbreaking Words The Opposite Sex Ever Told You? by HabaHaba: 2:51am On Aug 06, 2021
ArticleBeast:

You are just blabbing. I will skip the insults because even your father will not be able to talk to me offline.

My last reply.

Lack of grammatical comprehension makes ignorant folks misunderstand clear messages.

"You", does bot particularly mean you, brother. It could also be a general you (for describing anyone in such category, mind you i was simply describing in general). So, why do you personalize my general message?!!!!

I will still not take your mention of my dad personally, UNTIL you make further insults.

I may not be open minded. Finally, im most probably not your age mate. So, thread carefully.

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Politics / Re: PDP: Between Secondus, Udeh Okoye And The Truth - Tonye Barcanista by HabaHaba: 2:45am On Aug 06, 2021
Judolisco:
RIP to sir hungerbad

Sorry, i trust this is a joke ba?!! Is he really dead?!

I pray its a joke O.
Health / Re: Getting Over Addictions.. by HabaHaba: 7:35am On Aug 05, 2021
NarcissistKing:


Shut the bleep up. Go back and read the title of the thread before you start acting like an intelligent drug ambassador here.

Dont mind the fool. Hes an idiot thinking hes better than others.

People are seeking help ad he's here making things worst for them.

This is the reason why some folks hate to share their weaknesses on NL, because of annoying commenters like them.

Dont give him peace, if he says rubbish lets rubbish him more.

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Health / Re: Getting Over Addictions.. by HabaHaba: 7:31am On Aug 05, 2021
EdoFirstBorn:
So many junkies on this thread

There is no romanticizing it , you all used your hands to füvk up your lives and most of you will end up with kidney failure, failed careers , failed lives and marriages . Infact most of you are naturally narcissistic sociopaths that's why you ended up as addicts

This isn't a movie, by the time most of you reach your forties your spinal chords would be fücked , 99% of the women will be barren from drug abuse ...

Sorry but there is no rainbow at the end for 99% of you, only regret , bad health and psychotic breaks

Cc Candidlady

What youve said about the effects of addiction is all true, but how do you feel telling folks who ask for help THAT THERE'S NO HOPE?!!!

you could say what they do is wrong but try and give hope and encouragement.

Your comments have equally made you equally a fellow suffering from NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder).

Yoi may deny it, but thats the also a symptom of NPD.

Learn to be encouragement to someone.

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NYSC / Re: Bodies Of 5 Corpers Who Died In Accident Flown To Akwa Ibom For Burial (Photos) by HabaHaba: 7:00am On Aug 05, 2021
May this never be our experience or that of our loves ones, ib Jesus name. Amen.

Lord save Nigeria and Nigerians by giving us great leaders after your heart

Heal our Land, Oh Lord of the universe.
Crime / Re: Abducted Chibok Girl, Boko Haram Husband Surrender To Soldiers by HabaHaba: 6:55am On Aug 05, 2021
I strongly believe its God answering the prayers of the saints in the various lands.
Politics / Re: PDP: Between Secondus, Udeh Okoye And The Truth - Tonye Barcanista by HabaHaba: 6:50am On Aug 05, 2021
Judolisco:
Barcanista... Na politics make u appear from nowhere grin

Exactly!!!

Im so shocked seeing Tonye Barcanista after quite a very long while.
Hmmmmm, well nothing wey hunger no fit make man pikin do!!!

Meanwhile, PDP will get stronger.
No devilsh plans would work.

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Crime / Re: Gateman Kills And Buries Boss In His Backyard (video) by HabaHaba: 6:34am On Aug 05, 2021
HUSTLER001:
To survive as a rich man in Nigeria, you have to be a loaner. Don't recruit domestic staffs again. Be your own gateman,cleaner,driver,etc
.

I don't second to your suggestion sir. The lonelier you live the most open you become to criminals.

The thing is to be very prayerful, and not be predictable

The people that hurt are those closest to you.
Its always good to be good, and sometimes its also very excellent to be seen as not good.

Be unpredictable in your movements

Also, CCTV is very necessary in these times.

Also, learn some self defense skills, snd teach your children too.
Romance / Re: What Are The Most Heartbreaking Words The Opposite Sex Ever Told You? by HabaHaba: 4:19pm On Aug 04, 2021
ArticleBeast:

Na lie e get one girl wey dem dey fist for Abuja. Like she dey offer fisting. Wic kain dick wan fill that one again wey na full hand dem dey give am

1. God is an awesome creator. He knows what material He used for creating the female Vagina.

2. The Vagina is one of the most elastic materials in the whole of Omnivers.
Even a woman who has given birth to 20 children still do have very tight Vagina, depending on use (though). If the Vagina is left unused for a period of 1 week, it retracts back to almond normal width.

3. A very hard dick always makes the Vagina retract during sex, and if the woman is well stimulated she uses her vaginal wall to hold the penis for adequate tightnes. So, don't blame your flaccid d*ck on the vaginal. No be everytime man dey strong, especially when you just wan chop BY FORCE (unprepared).

4. If you must have regular sex, then eat good foods regularly, like Fruits mixture (Banana, etc), and eat energy foods before sex. Also, rest well before sex
Notice rhat almost every body have sufficient erection in the early hours of the morning, because of sufficient rest and good blood flow.

5. Seek sexual knowledge, its also part of necessary knowledge in our generation, without which you will still CHAT LIKE AN IGNORAMUS!

I just educated you, please use it.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Most Heartbreaking Words The Opposite Sex Ever Told You? by HabaHaba: 10:41pm On Aug 03, 2021
Alaganature09:
After smashing her, she said am not feeling you at all...I just weak but I wasn't surprised tho cos her Virgina was wide...

My guy no V is too wide, na small d*cks dey talk so." If e big, e go fill"

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Romance / Re: What Are The Most Heartbreaking Words The Opposite Sex Ever Told You? by HabaHaba: 10:31pm On Aug 03, 2021
Beebah2000:
I am here to read lies and truth.

As in True - lies ba?!!!

Lol.

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Politics / Re: Emeka Nwajiuba: Nigeria To Get $125m From Global Education Summit by HabaHaba: 10:27pm On Aug 03, 2021
Food don done for Political thieves.
Many don dey plan strategies on how to steal the Dollars in batches with several phony projects and God knows what.


Im not too impressed sha!!
Like my people will always say: "Na Today?!!!"
Politics / Re: CRS 2023: The Dangers Of Trusting Ben Ayade - Ikuh Akpanke by HabaHaba: 1:34pm On Aug 03, 2021
I dey wonder who dey Promote Governor Ben. This epistle is just to make people aware of him


Abeg, lets have better news joor!
Crime / Re: Husband Arrested For Beating His Wife And Leaving Her With A Bleeding Eye by HabaHaba: 1:30pm On Aug 03, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad


No matter the provocation
There are other ways to reprimand females

Abeg tell us the other Better ways.

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Career / Re: My Experience With A Random Warri Boy by HabaHaba: 6:58pm On Jul 31, 2021
OP just go watch Selina Tested to become Selina well tested for that area.


Make dem no knack u Kpala!!!
Politics / Re: APC Leader, Tinubu Hospitalised In US, Undergoes Surgery - Sahara Reporters by HabaHaba: 5:07pm On Jul 31, 2021
Mom
yanabasee1:



Lol.....




You need to grow up....


How old were you in 1983 when PMB was the then figure head Head of State?

How old were you when Obasanjo became a Nigerian President?

How old were you when you were fuulishly hoodwinked to accept an unrepentant Tyrant to hold the reign of governance?
You already provoked shit outta me for daring to make comments that support this wicked Imperialist that is also making life miserable for you (that is on empty stomach as i write) yet claiming that his father is miserable.

You have not yet understood that word miserable until you still fuulishly adopt the Gworo teethed Tibubu that is even being sidelined by his beneficiary, Buhari.

Una never see anything. Continue supporting fuulishly wicked government.

Im very sure you're not paying any body's school fees, neither ate you feeding even a house Rat!!

Or ARE YOU?!!!
Politics / Re: APC Leader, Tinubu Hospitalised In US, Undergoes Surgery - Sahara Reporters by HabaHaba: 4:30pm On Jul 31, 2021
yanabasee1:



Again, stop mentioning me..... I am not the reason for your frustrations....


Only kids talk about age, affluence, wealth and challenges.... I am not in your category of foolishness... Poor fool claiming rich...

Ur so myopic in ur visions thsts why u would be speaking like a kid trying to take us another round of communal suffering.

Tell me your parents aren't complaining about your living off them?
Mumu!
Aptly described by your father, PMB, Lazy Nigerian youth.

Report me. Idyiot of lowest degrees.
Romance / Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by HabaHaba: 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2021
Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office. cheesy

LOL. ABEG WETIN U DEY PENETRATE & TEST?!!!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by HabaHaba: 4:20pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.

Hahahhaha.

I feel your travails at that police station.

But, i want to tell you that your old man is Very proud of you!!!

No matter how super righteous a father is, he is still grateful that the son is NOT a Bob Risky or Mumu Gay man!!!!

Oya, let d LGBT & QUEH characters come after me.

I no sens una shitass
Politics / Re: APC Leader, Tinubu Hospitalised In US, Undergoes Surgery - Sahara Reporters by HabaHaba: 4:13pm On Jul 31, 2021
yanabasee1:



God doesn't punish....



Take your frustrated wretched life away from my mention....

U see how mumuish u r by ur comment?

I dare u to post your Take home pay (if you earn salary), or your bank balance (if you're a businessman or both).
You cant rub shoulders with my little brothers that im sponsoring, not to dare compare your silly Social media self 5o me.

Please refer to me as your Egbon, Im your elder in all ramifications of life: age, knowledge, certifications, personal achievements, communal approvals, spirituality and definitely FINANCIAL status.

I don't brag, PLSSSSSSSS lets prove to NLanders whose worth more!

Fuulish, frostrated Misguided Nigerian youth.

Thats how you guys were rapping nonsense in support of PMB, and see where your life has landed - GROSSLY FROSTRATED!!!
RUBBISH
Politics / Re: APC Leader, Tinubu Hospitalised In US, Undergoes Surgery - Sahara Reporters by HabaHaba: 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2021
yanabasee1:
Hmmmm.....


If anything happens to BAT, the entire Yoruba people will be in chaos as BAT ensured that their political attributes and contribution to the nation was well seen to... with proper coordination and runs a center politics to checkmate every grievance from all concerned individuals paying loyalty to him...


He should stay alive to appoint his second...

God punish all dem Mumu youth that has lost correct perspectives and focus on the Life's realities

Mumu, na u go suffer am pass.

See as you get tym for SM because you are grossly lazy.

Haba, y are some Nigerian youths soooooo bkindwd by foolishnsss
Politics / Re: APC Leader, Tinubu Hospitalised In US, Undergoes Surgery - Sahara Reporters by HabaHaba: 3:51pm On Jul 31, 2021
modsfucker:
Nothing should happen to our incoming Presido cool
.
God forbid badt thing!!!

Una don start 5o dey Joke with very EXPENSIVE AND BANDITFUL joke.

Which one is this?!!

Mumu youth will br joking like this Until another Bigot & wicked government comes to play with our intelligence.

Mcheww

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