Serious uwa mmebi

nairalee:
It's only a bully that beats up another

It's only a coward that beats up a defenceless person

It's only a shameless man that beats up a woman

It's only a foolish man that will beat up a disabled woman

It's only an inconsiderate man that will beat up a nursing morher

So what will we call this one now?

A shamelessly foolish and cowardly inconsiderate Bully!!!

southniyikaye:
The level of atrocities in this country is enough to stop the country from progressing..

Is it the yahoo Boys menace
The wicked politicians we have (that engage youths to bring body parts for rituals)

The senseless youths that now believe all they have to do is know an alfa or an herbalist to cut soap for them in order to become wealthy

OR our lazy girls that can't even lift a finger to work only to lift their yansh to work..
The devil will be smiling sheepishly to his achievements now...

This is an extremely terrible country

Hahahhahahahahahhaahhahah.

U get bad mouth eh

zangaozanga:
Na omo igbo full ghana dey do fraudulent activity, criminality is their watch word

Mad foolishness is in ur gene.asswipe

slimthugchimee2:
Hello nairalanders

I having a business idea that I am about to startup, I have acquired the capital and skillset ready to start small, I also have a clear cut business plan for it.

Now I just want to hear from other nairalanders the challenges they experienced when they started their business.

1. Organize your accounts prudently. Don't eat from the business. Let business money be for bus3. Treat it totally as if it's not yours.

2. Pay your tax and government fees diligently, don't procrastinate on payments. Don't cut corners.
3. Let your bank account be reviewed periodically and personally, say monthly and make sure everything is balanced to the penny.
4. Develop a very comprehensive Customer Care, and customer relationships management plan. Learn from successful blue chips companies.
5. List a number of Business mentors and learn what they do and how they maintained their business.
6. Before beginning the day, pray for the business and for your customers, and for your competitors also. God is spiritual, and He is the one that gives the power to make wealth, so is the business spiritual.
7. Read newspapers and Business news every day. Don't play with this habit, you see new things and learn government policies that may affect your business before hand.
8. DON'T MIX BUSINESS WITH FAMILY & FRIENDS.
9. ALWAYS BE PUNCTUAL, LEADERSHIP IS ALWAYS BY EXAMPLE. BE THE FIRST TO OFFICE ALWAYS.
10. Constantly learn and TRAIN your staff, and try and imbibe your Business Vision into them.

DesChyko:


It takes high intelligence to decode sarcasm.

I'm not sorry for your apparent misfortune.

Your definition of Intelligence is quite laughable.

I see no iota of sarcasm in ur foolish comments.

Grow up, boy.

SporaD8:

Bros! It's no longer comic it's turned to a full-blown tragedy.
Since the center that hold us has shifted to the extremist, things must fall apart!

Thats exactly what's happening. We are now left at the mercy of Higher life, God O!

May we all survive whatever their plans are, and live to tell other generations this experience.

What amazes me is the concept of some individuals still foolishly and blindly supporting what's going on, like Zombies as Fela rightly described Nigerians then.

This is just unimaginably Senseless.

SporaD8:
Thank God the theatre association did not cover him by saying, "He has repented." "An attack on the man is an attack on all artiste." "That was how our prophet started his ministry!"

Hahhahhahah hah. This guy, you are a good poet!
I love your poetry.
Indeed, Nigeria is an Animal Farm!

And we still claim to have a government with a President?!!!

If it were cows that were attacked now, Lai would have released a very stern warning and the security outfits wouldhave been quick to retaliate and 'neutralize "the criminals.

Hahahha,. Cow republic.

Ajah489:
military technology should gundown shekau

No mind the weak minded Idyots. They Scammer at the site of BH and use lies as Propaganda to deceive themselves.

Time shall vindicate all regions

Grace001:
So indirectly the government is telling Nigerians especially youths... To accept the status quo, don’t try to change it because if you do you will get killed

Nigeria must be one, whether you’re patriotic or not just pretend Nigeria must be one. If you try to agitate you will get killed or jail.

Nigerians must continue to love their oppressors that’s their destiny nothing can change it. Come 2023 you’re expected to vote another oppressors that’s your destiny. The next president will complain that debts couldn’t let him perform, same suffering and smiling continues

The government is telling you all to accept your fate suffering and smiling is the system and the way of life of Nigerians, no one can change it.

When you see foolish people make comments you know how weak minded they are.

Imagine the fooh that accepts the status quo of Suffering and Smiling.
May this system of things continue to be enjoyed by your children and their children, in Jesus name. Amen.

You will definitely reap what your thoughts have been revealed here.

DesChyko:
So y'all better sit down and allow us marginalize you in peace or get killed

Yiu are big fooh! Hungry Mumu dat probably borrowed data from MTN.

You speak from your dirty asshole, and think your low-sounding polite will irk the Igbos.

Fooh at the Peak.

Alisonseun:
The day 1 naira is 2Dollar
See how USA �� respect Nigeria at the Beginning

What changed Now?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMsNqKkn-uk

In other words, this is the period USA used deception to start Neo - colonialism which has led us to the current level of indebtedness to the Major world countries.
Mind you nothing is free even in Freetown.

Geonigga:
I have sometime in February this year made a post of a lady I met and who refused taking my calls one certain night and which I did a post seeking for advise here.

Let me now go straight to the recent happening in the relationship with this lady whom I met in the church and who also live in the same estate with me in fact her house is not that far from mine though she is living with her aunt.

It happened that on Wednesday being the 21st of April, 2021, when I arrived home from work, it is my usual practice to call her and when I called her that very day, she took her call and told me that she is very hungry and her reason was that she didn't like what they cooked in her house. I have to invite her over to my house and she ate very well and even took a bottle of soft drink before leaving for her house that night which I also gave her a naira note in case she wants to buy anything the following day.

The following day being the 22nd of April, as usual when I came back from work around 6:30pm, I put two calls across to her which were made in different intervals, but lol and behold this lady I thought she was my girl friend didn't pick up the calls, I remained calmed and went to bed that night.

However, during the course of the night, around 11:30pm that night my phone rang and I took the phone to know who was calling, it was this my so called girl friend that was calling, I had to ignore the call.

The following day very early in the morning she called again but I was preparing for work and I didn't want anything that will ignite sad mood on me, I have to ignored her calls even when I was at the office.

Later in the evening when I was about leaving the office she called again and I picked up the call with a mild attention, she then asked why I refused taking her calls since, I replied her by saying that she started it, this lady has to immediately end the call and up until now she has refused to take my calls or call back.

Please I really want to know who is at fault here because she is now making it look as if I am at fault but as it is I have made up my mind to call it a quit if she can not step down her pride and apologize. I will appreciate you guys opinions on this.

Bros, to me all you narrated is common with any relationship that is just at the budding stage. Both of ur worlds are simply trying to merge, for which there must be some sacrifices and tolerances, which both of u r making somehow.
I'm only shocked that u r bringing such kinda petty issues which are common in budding relationships here.
Haba, guy ur mature na.
If to say na real issues like say u catch her, she cop ur money yet no give u kundus, or some other outright deep issues ehen our ears go tinge for your story.
Abeg, pass joor!

How old are you sef?
No vex O, but ur story too dey childish.

kingemaker:
They take the fats from their stomach, and transfer it to their backside. Big ass no longer have any meaning to me these days. The market has been saturated...we cant even tell the fake from the real one anymore. Smh

No be true O. My gf ass na Original follow come O, Oloun!

And I dey press am wella, even if I no dey d mood, pressing am dey activate Action film.

Hahahahh

AllenSpencer:
Says the machete-wielding Governor of Rivers State

Pot calling kettle black

So, you now agree that PANTAMI is BLACK AT HEART ba?!!!

Mchewww

Memberclub:
I am talking about 10GB upwards
Please help guys.

Well, airtel has 1 Terabytes for N100, 000 and lasts for 365 days.
Unlimited downloads.
Thats what I buy every beginning of a new year.
My only concern is poor network.

kevapet:
Arrant nonsense. What is ibo doing better than Yoruba except running around and developing everywhere with coke. Pressure ko, prison ni.

You are big fooh!
Abu ofia, useless Akamu!!!

BanevsJoker:

That's not the punchline though. The real joke was that he was given an additional 4 years to finish the country completely.

That also wasn't the real comedy. The real comedy was that the dude came back from a flexing trip from UK and when asked what should Nigerians expect from his return, he answered :

"KWANTINWITY!!"

Chai, people don suffer!!!

Hahahhaha.

Na today?!! Yet many guys still find it a great pleasure to be sucking their women's kondos like say na ice cream.
Abeg, any woman that can not do with just my d*ck, with CD self, make e Park one side. No by force.
I remember several years ago, I met this very buxom and very sexy lady, and na so I wan impress her with wetin I learn from BF. Na so after we kiss taya, I just bed down spread her legs, and I kicked her clean for almost 30 minutes.
The sex that night was mind blowing Sha. But 2 days later, my mouth swole and I was feverish, so seriously feverish that I was hospitalized for a week and given all sorts of Antibiotics and various medications.
Chai!!!
I repent again that period, even call my pastor wife to help me pray make i no die.
It was really a scary experience.
But now I don wise up!

I ain't licking no woman no more.

nnamdiosu:


He was empowered spiritually by evil, that was why he had so much outstanding victories.

Infact if you look carefully and study the events of ww2, you'll notice that it wasn't just normal war. By all standards, Hitler should have won. He had only uk to contend with, even France had being occupied.

He had unlimited money and man power to fight, great inventions etc. Infact, he was in a race to even invent the atomic bomb.

But just a smallll mistake. And he lost. FUNNY ENOUGH, HITLER ISNT FROM GERMANY O. IMAGINE

Seriously?!!!! So, where is he originally from Please share

Numerouno94:


Not everyone u see on this forum is jobless or a tout. Nd for the fact some of us often typ nd chat in pidgen nd creole doesn't make us illiterates. Some of us put on a different identity wen visiting this forum jux to blend nd have fun.

Now for the records my PhD 'viva voce' is around the corner, thus, i ain't no regular lander u banter words wit.

I suppose u knw wat a register is?. Now critically study ur register nd equally study the choice of words in that composition she penned down nd see if they corrolate.

Some of y'all jux like shutting down people who dishes out a strong constructive criticism.

I weep for this nation if to u wat she penned down makes a sense nd deserves some accolades, thus, shuld b devoid of criticism.

I ain't gonna banter words wit u. U can continue wit ur shenanigans. Have a gud night my frnd.

NOTE please :
1. Correlate NOT CORROLATE
2. "people who dishes out..." is wrong BUT PEOPLE WHO DISH OUT..
3. "makes a sense..." is wrong but MAKES SOME SENSE or make some sense...
4. A good English speaker or writer selects which English style to use, American or British, and sticks to it in toto, not mix American slangs with other grammar, that's grammatical confusion, and a show of very poor understanding of spoken or written English.

By few of the above, I still question your "VivaVoce" integrity.

Anybody can get a PhD from any Nigerian university but not everybody has the right PhD of International standards.
I critique in peace, kindly be professional. No insult intended, please.

GIDIBANKZ:
I sense in my SPIRIT that OP wife is CHEATING on HIM and his frnds wife..

O.P is trying to HIDE his SHAME

But whatever, even if he's d one it's still a human being going through such problem, and instead of keeping it in his mind and getting depressed and committing suicide, he let it out IN HIS OWN WAY!

The major need is for you to give him ideas or advice NOT CRITICISE HIM
Haba!!!!
Why aren't we sensitive to other people's needs.

My daughter is 11 years to the glory of God. I have made up my mind to buy her a small Touch light level NOKIA phone. And when she's in SS2 or SS3 I'd buy an Android phone for her. This is to prepare her mind for the future in University life or challenges, but before all of this I must train her mind to be mature enough for any of these gifts making her aware of the advantages and core disadvantages which can ruin life if allowed.

All na vanity joor
Soon, another model will burst out and this becomes obsolete.

Infact in some years to come, it may be packed somewhere, dilapidated and rusted with kids jumping all over it in its abandoned state.

Igbo Amaka nno. I'm always proud to be known, called and referred to as an IGBO MAN!!
Despite the hate, the racist comments against the Igbos, and opportunities deprivation in the country, WE STILL CLIMB TO THE TOP!

You know why?!, We gat the spirit of the Lions!!

You know where we gat that Lion Spirit?!

Because, The Real Agu-na-eche-mba! Our Lord and father, Jesus is the Sole protector and provider and God of all wisdom and riches is gat our back ALWAYS!!!

#PROUDLYIGBO
#IGBOAMAKA
#HUG TRANSFORMER IF YOU HATE IGBOS!!!

#PEACETONDIIGBONATION

chiommy123:
Hope you won't start talking from the other side of your mouth when things finally turn around for you?

I pray so too.

These days money can change people's memories.

Jayrockk:
I don tire fr this country matter abeg. Oluwa I need visa

Visa to Heaven abi?!!!

Lol

Dikaveli:
In Lil Wayne voice, if she dies she die"

Bros, no vex O. But wetin happen to your voice na?!

Prussian:
Toni Kan Anthony Onwordi, one of mentors in the bad boy business.

Corporate world Monday to Friday afternoon, club with bad b1tches Friday to Sunday night. 6am on Monday morning, you're at your desk looking like someone who just received Holy communion.

You truly know TK. Toni Kan, Mr Chim, of Hints fame were so impressively inspiring then that I got goose pimples reading his write up recently.
These are seasoned writers, who are excellently creative and I expected that by now they should have gone on to establish an online News/Entertainment enterprise.

Well, life is such an unpredictable venture.

Toni Kan, I adore you bro.

Fly the Writers Flag high joor!

The thing is, I don't support any form of violence against his staff and ex wives. But, you guys must understand that this guy is going through lots of personal issues and confusions!!!

He haots of emotional problems, and also being a Political Critic, he must also be very careful of people Close to him (we all know it's only an insider that can harm someone). Based on that fear, he acts strictly and tries not to be predictable so that he can save his ass.

Don't blame some rich people, the rich has very deep fear, and serious fear-based complexes!

May God help heal him. Amen

IYANGBALI:
one lecturer was caught sleeping with one of the students

And how does that affect school fees, abeg?