Virusvetty:
Where are you guys meeting d ladies because e be like say all d ladies i know don dey relationship

Una get enuf money and mouth to deceive and get dem.

U think say na truths dem dey use get Naija babes?


Bro, go and read "2 Million Lies to Get Naija Babes"

Mgtow8:
Whay breed is your fath*r ,guess a jack Russell

I love this, Bro. Don't mind d stupid bitch dat would b moaning like a hen on heat with her guy, wey no go even fit bleep her well.

Coming here to insult what she always cry for attention for.

Anumanu

Lollittaa:
"when are you coming to see me?"
"I'll pay for you to come see me"
Horrny dogs

Patient and deceptive Bitches!!!!

U nid what we ask for more than we need it, d only difference is dat God bless u guys with more patience and control over it.

Stupid Bitches pretending, but with their man cry like d sound from a bad pianist!!!

Saw this very beautiful babe near a Fish joint.

Eventually got her number.
Following day drops her off with her friends.

By weekend, called and talked fine.

Five days later, received a text that can i do her a favor, sh3 needs some money.

I replied, and me too need Bleep, so how do we balance my favor with my need?

Babe replied that am no6 a gentleman, and that we can't be friends anymore.

Hahahah. I replied, would your friendship take me to America or Heaven?!!!!

Shior!

Lori iro!

XXXXTENTACION:
What's the diffrence between E-naira and E-payment...

Abeg ask dem o

Na so. God help Naija

pocohantas:
1: Use juju and hook one man.

Don’t waste your time going to Shiloh or all these scam pentecostal churches. They will end up hooking you up with one boring evangelist that suffers premature ejaculatiôn.

It is better you use your hand and hook the one you like. But treat him well.

Nothing wrong in hooking husband. Even the bible says the kingdom of God suffereth violence.

2. If you are open to polygamy, give it a shot.
As you get older in Nigeria, it gets harder to see a never-been-married man with noble intentions. So if you don’t mind polygamy, if you just want to have your kids by one man, find one polygamous man and have all your kids with him.

Why are guys getting triggered at the mention of juju? I thought we are all here to advise advanced spinsters on how to get husband. All angles must be covered abeg.

Poca! My sweet no-shit-no-nonsense babe.

Hoe u dey?!

09085607453king:
Please permit me to brief this story because I'm not good in typing.

I have been hanging out with this lady my wife before marriage she told me that we will never have sex until we get married and that is her policy, I accepted and got married to her our first night in bed, I discovered she is not a virgin 3 days after, I was infected with gonorrhea after asking a pharmacist about my difficulty in passing urine.

I Am confused on what to do we are newly married and she told me lies all these years. I just want to know if someone that don't have sex randomly can have such disease? I check google, I asked persons as a way of research but it was not possible. What do I do now??

How old are u? What did u study in school?
What kind of friends do you hang out with?
Are you really a religious person?

Haba, i just dey ask all these nonsense questions because i no insult pesin pikin.

Haba!!!!

On ur wedding night una Bleep, & u discover say she dey open like Akpororo/Basket mouth mouth, & days later u no fit piss!

And u dey Google am?!!!! Google haf suffered sha!

WOMEN ARW AWESOME PROBLEMS OF MAN SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL!!!

TB KNOWS WHY HE DIDN'T PUT THE WOMAN IN THE VOAR3OF TRUSTEES DOC.


SHE DON STRESS HIM LIFE TAYA, BUT AS A WORLD REKNOWNED MAN, WHAT CAN HE DO TO HER?

PUNISH HER BY NOT INCLUDING HER IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE CHURCH, BUT HE DIDN'T CONSIDER DOING IT COMPLETELY AND CLEARLY TO THE WORLD'S KNOWLEDGE.

NOW SHIT HITS THE CEILING AS THE SAME EVE COMES IN WITH HER DEVILISH CHARACTER.

Mangekyo:

The way the average African mom would've so dealt with that lad eh, next time if he see Messi he go run

Haba! U no see say na strategy of the mum to catch the attention of Messi?

Look at her face, u know them na, always cunny.

Never straight forward in their intentions, except for a very few laudable ones.

I can't blame you sha!!!

Ur education ia still a great source of inspiration to foolish people in the North.

I wonder what happened to real EDUCATION!!!

Teachers without Morals or conscience!!!

Sincerely there is serious problem with the Nigerian politicians.

On the surface, these allocationa would look like they mean well for the citizens but underneath they simply plan to rob us for their 2022 Campaigns by looting Massively and then campaigning and keeping the rest as Fall back option in case they failed they would still have enough to be driving bigger cars and living larger than even now.

Na for where money dey u go see say Naija Polithievians get sense, but all na wash!!!!

Thieves wey God go still punish for this lifetime.

Amen

AutoChick4U:
I need handkerchief pls, God punish anyone who says True love does not exist.


You haven't found it or unable to give it does not mean it does not exist..... Lord let this kinda genuine love locate me ijn

Amen dear

DesBenedict:



How do I keep my money in Dollar/Pounds? Which app do you use?
And how do I make money in Dollars?
Put me through. I need help.

To make money in dollars, you need be a crypto trader. Crypto is not an MMM.

Crypto trading isn't really easy, but very good. All you need is serious patience and ample learning time.
Id you are ready and have some considerable fund, i can help you.

MMXX:
Business men and women out there, I'd really like to know how you people cope with this much charges from banks.

I went out since morning to hustle only for me to come back with more shortage than I even left the house with,not a single profit for my struggle..I checked and boom bank charge crushed me.i never get this much ever

e pain me sha

OP, seems you are a POS operator, because of huge transactions which culminated into such Alerts charges.

Meet your account officer and discuss with him. Ask him to cancel SMS alerts for the POS account, and only leave the EMAIL alerts. Email alerts attract no charges at all.

Also, discuss all charges possible on your account, and how not to incur them.

Best of luck.

LordviccoDaGuru:
Gbam!!!

I have said this before and am still saying it... It's the damages PDP put Nigeria �� through that's bringing about loan. Buhari is not responsible for any loan he has been borrowing, if I am Buhari I will keep borrowing after all it was the past govt that caused it.

If we can't borrow then how can we stabilizer the economy after 16 locust useless years of the PDP?

The good president Buhari has done for Nigeria �� in future time to come we will still be enjoying it... I advise Buhari to come back again in 2023 he alone knows the key. Buhari till 2031 after 2031 Buhari will hand over to Yusuf Buhari.

God go punish your wicked foolish mind. Are you still blind?!!!

FreeStuffsNG:
Seems most people commenting did not read to understand that he is giving the true reality on ground and giving an intellectual angle for this unusual scenario. For example, few days ago, a Nairalander bought eggs, plantain, carrots, vegetables etc yet he spent barely N1000 or less than N1000,
https://www.nairaland.com/6755350/see-foodstuffs-bought-950-naira
that same quantity of food in US cost way more than $1.50 so it means locally the purchasing power of the naira is still strong .

The man just raised an intellectual poser and it is the reality that require more research.

My guess is that the intervention by CBN in agriculture really helped and the pressure on the naira could be because of speculators, cryptocurrency and rationing of forex by CBN.

I appreciate Punch for dropping their bigotry and hatred against PMB and for being honest enough to report such a fresh perspective on the forex and naira value issue.

Bros, you said $1.50 dollar cannot purchase what N950 bought in Naija.

How much is $1.5? At parallel market, $1/N570, 1.50 times N570 = N855.
Imagine a Bachelor spending almost N1, 000 for every meal?!!!
Then, how much would a family od say, 2 kids and parents spend on each meal, and times 3 daily?
N4, 000 times 3, that is N12, 000.
Daily fa!!!

Haba, Haba!!!!

Even this Prof can not feed his family with N12k daily!!!

Nonsense and Buhari and Omefiele (Eyes service slowpoke).

aanuoluwami14:
see yansh beside new car.

Thats the business that birthed the SUV.

NYASH BUSINESS.COM

tuborme:
Emefiele, stop grasping straws. You guys are making this guy popular. Even newspapers publish exchange rates on their prints.

Do u actually know what you are typing?

The exchange rates published by newspapers are directly derived from CBN, and newspapers don't trade on forex, they ONLY provide Information!!!!
So, whats why compare the newspaper information provision with a fraudulent forex trader with false forex information as business strategies?!!

KUNZEH:
Lol, let's see what will happen after bringing down ABOkiFX.
I hope this suspension will lead to naira appreciation from next week.

U dey dream ni? Naira to ever come down? If u know d best thing, just remove your mind from Naija currency. This is even rhe best time for you to invest in dollar related transactions, Forex, Crypto, buying - selling dependent on Dollar rate.

The Oga at the top does not have the correct economic team to steer a positive change to the value of the. Naira.

But i can conclude Sha, that na only Nairaland.com dey appreciate as Naira dey deprecate.

Heheheh

whytediamond:



https://www.nairaland.com/5204822/popular-nairalander-hungerbad-dies-age


May his soul continue to rest in peace.

Thanks man. RIP to this wonderful L Soldier. He made the forum very interesting.

whytediamond:
On a day and post like this, I remember HungerBad. May his soul rest in peace.


Hunger bad true true. E don show FFK shege, next thing, na to join the worst set of humans on earth, all in the name of putting food on the table.

Shame, what OBJ said about him is nothing short of FACT.

Like seriously?!!! Ive been seeing members post RIP for HungeeBad, i never took it seriously. Please is he really dead?
Jesu!

THIEVES!!!!

owenseddies40:



Am 47 years old,that my son was born 20 years after my father died,so my wife did not get to meet with my father,I don't believe in reincarnation,the truth is that I don't look like my father,but this my son does,both the way my father walks,talks and everything,that gets me scared

I understand that sir. The thing is basically about GENETICS, his DNA was expressed fully well in your son. There is nothing wrong anywhere and there's definitely no cause to be scared or worried its purely the true manifestation of most of his genes in that boy.

This is why we must fear God, He is awesome in His creation.

#God is Great!!!!

madukaanaya:
people always mistake for a particular doctor that resemble me.many even respect me and atimes i play along.one wanted to show me his penis once

Bro, i don laff taya! Maddoo

buygala:


You sound like someone whose mother abandoned at birth and ran away with a man....No wonder the silly and unfounded generalizations ...


It's well with you Bro

Aptly said.

How can i really count the cunts ive slayed for over 30 years, chai!

That marriage is forever O!

No listen to all these wicked people that think its for better for stay and for worse for leave.

Also, you can never change anybody in marriage, a philander, wether male or female, is a philander, period!!!

Finally, if you marry your spouse's family, he/she can never mess you up, because his/her family is now your family and therefore would always get your back.

Social is just for catching cruises with others people's problems while hiding yours (wisdom).

Sirjamo:
Back to back victory for Nigeria today.


Buhari in Imo, Ipob terrorists disappeared.


Troop apprehend Boko Commander





Here comes Igwe Mohammadu Okechukwu Buharidinma

God p*nish you seventy seven times.

Anu ofia nkita awusa!