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I just wish that the pastors will simply pray for the nation and then keep out of it.

I find it quite conniving and sleazy when pastors want to influence politics.
it feels like the wolf in sheep's clothing saying.
(ulterior motives and all)

That's simply the way rich ppl behave in nigeria; period.
It doesnt matter how good dakore is in what she absolutely loves doing; they will just say to her: "no more acting" but they will
rent movies to ogle meegan fox. retards.
They try to dictate the lives of everyone around and its either you live with it or you say: f.uc.k off! and scram.

Its a very african thing.

Enugu wey don full! !
magicians.

Outstrip:
No excuse. They could simply have said the building is full and send people away at the gate. The people that were at the gate selling the tickets could have also simply said "sorry but we are full" and keep the gate locked.

Exactly my thoughts! ! !.
Thank you.

babsjnr:
hello friends, i try to reschedule my interview date online @ nigeian embassy in london but still it won't change the date, guys please what can i do 2 reschedule my interview date early because i can't wait for the next 5 months for interview. thanks

if you are nigerian and looking to get a new E-passport (or anything related for that matter), just travel to abuja and do it in 2weeks.
As in, you give agent money, do finger print and in 2 weeks your brand new e-passport is in your hands ,live! !
no long thing.

Mine actually took a bit less than 2weeks.
je-je.

still watching the clip. . . . interesting chit-chat.


ahhh! ! . . . grimey.

I think that the bombing should continue and intensely target politicians untill
the ones left are only the ones clearly supported by the people.

One can see that tinubu is hopelessly corrupt simply by observing what fashola has accomplished
via the same office.
All those politicians with demon-level corruption should all be quartered to bits.

The beat him for quite a long time according to news on OBE
He said he'd take legal action against the military unless he gets an apology.
An apology? ? ? ? he's stu.pid.

Weak nyansh

(and by the way can we stop having presidents that look like monkeys pls;
1st it was OBJ the gorrilla-in-chief,then it was yar'adua alias the mummy returns and now GEJ the squirrell monkey)
Its all tiring now abeg.

R.I.P uch-man.
You were truly a defence maestro.
(remember how you marked out bebeto in atlanta '96)

Adieu uche.

So where were the witches when nigeria was being looted dry?
they should wash their rags and go be useful somewhere.

That benin area sef; witchcraft central.

The fact that your boss fancied you should even be a major bonus for you if you had any sense but you blew it
by slapping him like a monkey.

Do you know how many P.A's  that are on £60-70k just because they are sensibly friendly with their bosses?
Anyway, im sure you are in nigeria or somewhere similar so keep monkeying around.
wild animals.
rubbish.

Ok, lets do it but we have to shake on it.

To effectively eradicate fraud in nigeria, all the nigerians have to leave nigeria.
Since that's not possible, i guess nigeria can aim to have everybody defraud everybody.
that way it will even out.
monkeys.

We cant even be expert in something we are born with and which flows like water(this sounds almost like a proverb to qualify a f.oo.l).
We cant refine crude oil for which we are known.

And someone will come out here and try to compare Oyinbo's intellect with our own.
monkeys.

As with everything else, unfortunately the exams borads are a money-spinning machine.
whether you have failed on your own or failed on purpose, the Koko is that you should make your way to the office
with your bribe handy.

Then tomorrow you will come on air on a nigerian tv (or even here) and miss your tenses like a dumb-head.

How were you able to bring your wife over while your own paper was pending? ? ? ?.

The country is a real caricature.
The leaders dey one side no care, i dey this side dey laff.

medoski:
There is a very challenging branch of IT we are overlooking which is security, it can consume your life span.

LMAO.
I.T is a life-long profession.
Yea, I.T security is not easy at all; the I.T security guys (enterprise level) in my work place all behave like weirdos.
It can drive a full grown man insane in the membrane.


@medoski : if you read I.T couses without ample practicals (virtual or real instance hands-on exercises) you may find it labourious.
With hands-on its not so hard and you will be able to answer questions you havent even read about that way.

Im not really into them films,however when i think an actress is hot (martha ankomah, mercy jonson, jackie, nadia, chika ike etc)
i "youtube" them and watch them sashay up and down for a bit.
that's it.

Next thing they will start stealing accounts; i knew this day will come.
I have never seen where people are given altimatum in this way.
Of what use is this exercise? If someone has moved home (as if banks send lettrs in naija, text message criminals),they
will in their own time inform the bank.

If they are cracking down on govt criminals, they know who they are and the office records will tell them who stole money.
They should stop bothering ordinary citizens in that dump.

There's no way I.T is harder than medicine.
Actually, if you view I.T like some kind of video game it actually gets easier.
(especially configurations like routing and switching ; there's a definite pattern and the outcome is consistent)

As for Medicine, only the size of the books and those gigantic words; no thanks.
Then diagnosis: Working with devices in I.T, you can recreate the problem (in most cases  ) apply possible solutions but
troubleshooting a human being and resolving the issues ? ?  he he.


(P.S : in the poll, how can you have "both" ?  Na wa.  and ppl actually voted for both are harder? ? ? ?)

^^^ ppl still dont know the cockster.
lmao

UpBendel:
Nna guy, what role pays you 2 million naira a month in naija o? Curious to know.

I expect that all those network engrs in say, Glo and MTN would  earn  at least N2m a month.
Just a thought.
(though its hard to define a true engr in naija ; oga's nephew from village working there will als be engr, i guess)

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=576207.msg7435988#msg7435988 date=1293740275]Its not the same, naija is naija and london is london. Can you come back and stay in naija on a permanent basis, thats the koko.[/quote]the low-down be say i no fit.
Even with billions of pounds. you can make your house look like a 10-star hotel but once you step out nko?
talkless of the unwanted macho visitors. . he he.
The hassle is too much.

As for me, just as someone is from say imo state but working in lagos or abuja,
that is exactly the same way i am from there but working in London.

I dont see what the fuss is about relocating especially if you visit home regularly.
I actually travel to the east more often than people living in lagos.

Without going into the pros and cons of living where ever, i'd say each to his own.
If you are obsessed with moving back then give it a go, if not try your best to eck out a good living where ever you are.

I'd say that there are quite a lot of factors that interfere with trying to live a normal life in nigeria.
Getting from A to B actually takes more effort out of you than what you will be doing when you get to point B.
it simply takes way too much effort to make the simplest things to work in nigeria, but then that could be just me. . . .

Nymph node:
I have dated a colleague, and my neighbour was in my arms till 4 am today. Its tasking I must tell you@ least in my case. She comes in every morning in tank top and seriously I have seen a lot of bosoms but she is just irressistable. I got my first querry this month for constant late coming, The colleague is costing me my place in the company because another departmental director wants her, Go ahead with your plan if you love the adrenaline rush

stunt 101.
lmao.

However if the neighbor fling goes south , she'll become the neighbor from hell.
And God forbid when another girl comes to see you but u r not there and neighbor is around.
She will tell her u r a mite-infested, HIV ravaged, lying son of a gun.

. . . .  could be fun though  more adrenaline rush than mountain-climbing.

And here i was, hoping that the next generation will be better than the last.
LMAO.
Dumbheads.

A man that had the guts to say: enough is enough. (-with nothing ; a truly dying breed)
Posterity will not forget you.
IF the various regions had younger versions of you, i believe that the balance of power would have been fair ages ago.
You have a place in our history.

I wish you God's grace sir.

@poster
For some, yes.
However i cant imagine myself throwing a proper punch towards a womans head ; i think
its biologically inappropriate.

Had this cute petite student girlfriend a while ago that used to walk up to me and twist my lips with her fingers while baring her teeth in the middle of an arguement ; soo so cute.