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Originalsly:
Hmmm.... this is interesting!....what are you training them to do?.....race? ... jump? ... and how.on earth do you train snails?? ... this one got me.

Train them to access top security buildings and extract top secret information

swaqq:
After 5 years of procrastination, I finally decided to take action today.

Good day my people, please follow on my snail farming journey. I will be building a mini green house for my snails but first and foremost I will be planting some vegetables and crops before introducing the snails.

Follow me as I construct the green house.

Interesting.

I recently acquired on plot of land and my initial plan was to train snails on it though I have decided to go with turkeys instead.

You are now making me rethink my decision.

Maybe I will also do a mini snail farm on the side and see how it goes

Noodles with dodo, sausages and beef

CAPSLOCKED:
YOU REALLY MARRIED YOUR TYPE.
I'M BEGGING YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO NOT EAT MY BOY BY MISTAKE.

You no wise

descarado:
Hahn?
E still remain

Too late bro

Stevo35:
In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new.


My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps?

Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu.

The couple usually dress to kee na impress.
Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps…


They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo.

As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was.

They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians.

The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass.

Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once.

That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door.

Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped.


The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still.

I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person.

Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face.

She wailed and everyone at Mass paused.

Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside.

Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold.

As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens.

Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back.

The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face.

Me: I was like holy mary!

Do you know why i found what she did nauseating?

She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying.

When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected!

Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church!

This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back!

Jesu Ovie!

A good Christian is a hypocrite

White rice and catfish pepper soup

I'm unable to give a fvck

amorprincesa:
This looks good

Tastes even better

Abacha

stevebond007:
What are the advantages of cooking with such expensive utensil?

E reach to ask brother

armyofone:
Beautiful kitchen area. No need to cook with it - staring at it alone will make you full.

Bro, by the time I gather enough money to buy that kind of pot trust me I don already belleful

Haynnie:
Hope your intestines are okay?

Doing well

Haynnie:
Why is the eba like that?

We were too hungry to strive for perfection

I've been craving this edikaikong, pardon the spelling, for a while.

With eba

And rice...

Neoteny7:
Spoil thyself. No one else will.

Spoil the atmosphere Join

Can't the Pope just pray to god?

MRNIGERDoxx:
Lol... I just want marry soon. By December this Year.
SO, Belle go soon enter.

I sure say you dey child number 3 or 4 by now?!!!

Plantain Merchandise went well.

That's good to hear.

Just one kid o. Man has to fvck with sense in this Buhari regime

Who is going to inherit the phone she used to post?

fotadmowmend:
Ok

No go ooo

NuraSambo:
Jesus is coming again; and He is coming very soon

Will you spit or swallow?

faithfull18:
Dangerous how Who in their right minds will open their eyes and marry nonsense

A lot of women

tensazangetsu20:
Where do you guys see such animals to marry sef

Those are the kind of men women are usually attracted to.

She would have ignored many good guys and decided to settle down with someone more dangerous.

BeanmanX:
Oga Hahn,,,u want cheat on ur wife abi?..

Someone cannot appreciate a woman's beauty again?

She looks VERY fuckable

StagethemTVee:
New house owner Bella Shmurda congratulates Omah Lay and self for becoming new landlords in Lagos. He also prayed for those who are yet to become Landlords saying its by grace.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFxtVkif2QQ

Guy, stop with your unnecessary commentary

MRNIGERDoxx:


Hahn Baba....I sight you ooo


I dey well, and you ?


How's wifey and the family man?

E don tey ooo. I never knew you were still on here. I returned from my long vacation quite a while ago.



Hope you are pulling strongly?!

We are doing great bro.

E don tey sha.

How did the plantain thing go?

You don give any of your babies belle?

Ha werey!

Wetin dey sup?

PrudentServices:
Good morning NL

You are not online on whatsapp

Chisomann:
My mum is late i am the only girl among 3 boys we have differents dads . How do I tell my brothers that I don't want to help them they should go and hustle I am tired of them begging me for everything. I don't want to carry their burdens cos I have my own life to leave I want to focus on my life first and they should also focus on theirs. I am sick and tired of them

Start asking them for money too

Righteousness2:
What a pathetic and Unfortunate way to Depart this World.

Listen Folks!
No Form of Funeral Prayers can take you From Hell to Heaven if you Die ontop a Man or woman while in the act of Fornication or Adultery.

Depart from evil. Run to JESUS Christ.
Heaven and Hell are Real.

It is better to die on a wet vagina than die nailed to a cross in rags and thorns. Don't you think?

IrepChrist:
My testimony is a proof that every sin starts from the mind. While I was serving some years ago, it's was a rural community In northern Nigeria. There was this corper colleague that must have had sexual escapades with some fellow male corpers.

That faithful weekend everyone in the lodge had either travelled home or gone to town for the weekend. I was left with this lady. Around midnight she knocked my door and said she couldn't sleep alone. Sincerely I believed her because it was a quiet compound and the grave of the man who owns the house was there and everywhere was dark.

She came in and we shared the bed together. No one would ever believe me that we never had sex not even a romance.

The truth is my mind was not there and not that I was perfect... Afterwards everything went back to normal.



1 Corinthians 6:8
Run from sexual sin! No other sin so clearly affects the body as this one does. For sexual immorality is a sin against your own body.

I couldn't run that night but God saved me.

Just say you don't know how to fvck.

Even your god Jehovah blessed David and Solomon despite them banging everything under a skirt.

The same god that blessed Lot after he slept with his two daughters.

The same god that slept with Mary to give birth to Jesus.

You need to read your Bible more often.

It is your type that will get married and your wife will have to other choice than to bang your neighbor because of your sexual incompetence

MALIGNANTGuest:
The MONUMENT Proper!

I like how you blur your face in your pictures but don't do the same for other people.