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descarado:
Help me ask am o

Maybe, hehas you in mind

Him plan no fit work

atheistandproud:
Sorry boss. No vex. Is laugh I laugh na.

It's all good. Do you have any cat recipes you want to share?

We need more women supporting other women like this.

Yul's dick is enough to go round

[quote author=atheistandproud post=116757277][/quote]Oga, no come use your reggae spoil my blues

Col0gne:
I live with 5 cats and 2 dog presently. I can pay to have your cats as my pets as well if you're not that far.

Where do you reside?

Ogun state

If your dogs are local breed we can exchange because dogs are the real delicacy

mariahAngel:
Hahn, would you really kill and eat a cat?

Yes. I heard they are delicious.

And ours are very big. Dem go full pot

Cutehector:
Poverty comments.


When account swell up, una go buy wetin big pass this one. Mchew

The whole "will you see into the future" comments are especially annoying

Explorers:
It depends, 500k - 1m per sqm(average).

So you wan encourage person make him use N36m build house ontop N900m land?

We have two cats and they are getting on my nerves.

Any idea on how we can cook them?

That's one of them below

Explorers:
Just 2 bedroom, normal design and furnishing. Possible if land is available.

How much is a plot of land in Ikoyi?

Treasure17:
That 36M will erect a well structured two bedroom apartment in Ikoyi.

Lol. E be like say you no know how much be bag of cement and iron

mjuvey3:
You're very lucky OP....Your sister is even caring,she sent you something.

My eldest sister is a multi millionaire who's also well connected to a lot of influential figures in the society, corporate and political world but she wouldn't help me as her only brother

I'm a very caring and emotional person and I feel as bloods,we should be there for each other no matter what.... I care about strangers not to talk of blood.

My eldest sister can change my life with just one phone call but she wouldn't just help me....She knows I'm going through a lot but she doesn't care.

I have a lot of ideas but she wouldn't help or connect me....Our parents were poor(My dad is late) and I don't have any bad character apart from smoking....I can go a day without saying a word and I don't fight or look for trouble but it's like there's a spiritual wall blocking my sister from helping me.

The reason I smoke is cos of depression and not to worry because I've been through hell in life....As the only son,the battle has been enormous....I've gone through a lot in life,I think of suicide everyday.

My sister's best friend is a sitting governor's wife......Just imagine.....And I'm not capping at all ..

This made me realize blood is not by family and no one owes you anything in this life.

I don't even need money... I just need someone to invest in my ideas.

I can cook very well,write very well and can do any type of job.....i really need help before I do something drastic.

Do something drastic bro. No time.

That's why you are a man.

Just don't get caught

tunjiajayi:
Obviously there is no daddy in that house.

Obviously

5 million last price

Let us fry beans

naijamanyoutube:
Too late poison don enter my body.

I no go lie, you no sabi cook

naijamanyoutube:
Meat added and fire started.

Get the youtube app and search "how to cook stew" before you poison yourself

Maybe she finally admits that the British stole everything they have but wants her family to keep on looting for the next 73 years

Templee333:
Do u mean there's such a place & i'm still here in Nigeria? This country is worse than hell! Pls i'm ready to bath in that eternal fire where "their worms & maggots do not die". If worms & maggots could survive,then i'll do better than them! What step should i take next because i need to be there.

Dm me for details on how to pay upfront. You will have to have faith that the homes will be there after you die and go to hell

Wilgrea7:
To be honest, I don't know what words would best describe my beliefs at this point. They've shifted a lot since 5 years ago.

But as far as belief in a "god" goes, at least in the religious sense, I certainly lack one. Plus I've been labelled an atheist so many times recently, I've just kinda gone along with it.

Welcome my brother.

If you need any apartment, condo, duplex or home in hell feel free to contact me.

We have the best amenities in hell and guarantee your eternity will be filled with a lot of bad beaches, booze and loud.

Dm me whenever you are ready to secure your spot.

ilsmiling:
Let fbi place a price tag make we consult oracles.

Honestly the FBI need to start offering rewards for such scams.

I swear scammers go finish for naija

TMKsouth:
LOL, even SA kids having innocent fun intimidates you

I see you're following me everywhere now. Do we have a love/hate relationship now? I thought you were straight, closet homo

Nigerians are so hungry we get angry when we see others having fun

Chioma4eva:
I mean they toast you for weeks endlessly and try to get your love and attention and when you finally give them the attention and give them the chance to win your heart and maybe after dates and probably sex, they lose interest and go cold. Why is this so? Is love dead in Nigeria?

PNS - Post Nut Clarity

Post nut clarity, defined on Urban Dictionary as: 'the immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut). '

It is a symptom prevalent in men. So a man might like you but after sex his dick might feel different.

It is a natural phenomenon men have no control over.

nokspos:
They didn't come to Nigeria. They know their credit cards will be messed up

Naija boys eyes tear pass that one bro. Coming here means they are looking for total rundown

Cutehector:
Brastorne Botswana Brastorne enables rural villages to have access to the digital world without smartphones or data.

Using spiritual technology

kushme:
I wonder why? They just bring politics into every thread. They find pleasure in mockery more than analyzing situations.. I was expecting to read some historic analysis on Taribo's defendin' tactics on the field of play.

I believe many individuals who committed suicides were due to mockery and material oppression on social media..

No be every mentally strong to stand mockery oh.

Nigerians are living through a lot of poverty. Even our so called big boys have to buy diesel to get ordinary electricity.

It's a jungle out here

ThierryJay:
Can you at least focus on the fact that one of Nigeria's footballing icons is getting well deserved recognition from one of the greatest strikers in world football? Something that is really rare these days. The news wasnt about Taribo's political choices.

Nigerians prefer to mock than celebrate

mangood74:
This is not South Africa
No palm trees in South Africa
This is liejeria

This cannot be Nigeria because if it was in Nigeria there would be no bridge

Got 400 likes on one Instagram video today

So I got 2.8k, 533 and 527 views on some videos on my Shorts channel.

Other sm channels still growing.

But I'm definitely motivated

SeaTrade:
Hahaha no oo, before all these fintech people chop my funds.
I can't shout
If its not traditional,count me out.

Then choose a better bank like gtbank. Uba have been dead for years

SeaTrade:
Someone is saying he has been trying to transfer my funds to me since 2 days now from Sterling bank and I'm yet to receive it.
Beneficiary bank is UBA.
I don't know how true this is,or is it just gimmicks on his end?

Better create a kuda account and dump that Useless Bank of Africa