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FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2023
Brownshoe:
I won't why away, this forum is here for learning, what's it that look like carrot, I use to see it in supermarket
Sausages
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 10:35am On Feb 17, 2023
Breakfast 😋

PoliticsRe: Photo Of Aisha Yesufu Crying At Peter Obi's Lagos Rally by hahn(m): 8:48pm On Feb 12, 2023
ihimiray:
Play on their emotion
And people actually believe it grin
RomanceRe: Lady Turns Down Lover’s Surprise Marriage Proposal In Church(video) by hahn(m): 8:21pm On Feb 10, 2023
HardMirror:
These are the christians on nairaland that want to be discusing life with me on nairaland? What a joke grin 😂😂😃😃😂😅😂😂. Hahn come and see your people. Hehehe. Fake people.
Lol. With her orange hair grin cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Women Come Out To Apologize For Being Feminists. INTERESTING Perspectives by hahn(m): 7:30pm On Feb 06, 2023
HardMirror:
Hello.
Just watch the video
These 10 women say they are sorry for believing they can be equal to men. Ladies do you agree?

Most of these women are obviously old and now need a man. Humbled by age i guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmnSGg_dUcQ
These are all post wall women. Of course they regret undecided
EducationRe: Horrific And Hilarious Sexual Facts About Some Animals [photos] by hahn(m): 8:12pm On Feb 04, 2023
Zimri:
WTF guys... I basically supplied the link to the posts. I didn't author the post. I didn't know the intention of the author.
MMempire and TAYO124 got turned on after reading the post.

They are only lashing out out of guilt.

Pay them no mind grin
PetsRe: Kittens For Sale by hahn(op): 10:57pm On Feb 03, 2023
More...

PetsKittens For Sale by hahn(op):
Pure American short hair kittens for sale

Location: Ogun state
Price: N15,000 each

Can be delivered nationwide

Dm for more info

AutosRe: Neatly Used Toyota Evalop Light With Duty For Sale Going For 1.3m by hahn(m): 10:04am On Feb 01, 2023
Chai!

1M no come get value again sad
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:41pm On Jan 15, 2023
kinah:
Crab �
Because of crab and fresh seawater fish
I am going back to Lagos
I got this at Ogijo, Ogun state.

But I get your point grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 9:59am On Jan 14, 2023
Spaghetti with obe Ata and crab, prawns, one kind of smoked fish, beef and ponmo

AgricultureRe: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by hahn(m): 8:28am On Jan 08, 2023
Ifakiland:
Lol werey, if I show you my account balance, you fir Enter depression....smh
You don borrow data again grin
CrimeRe: Lagos Police PRO Reacts As Man Expresses His Hate For Nigerian Police Force by hahn(m): 9:57pm On Jan 05, 2023
27Pushing30:
Only a dummy "generalizes" ... how can i hate you cos you a policeman? daft
- Mummy's boy
AgricultureRe: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by hahn(m): 8:04pm On Jan 04, 2023
Ifakiland:
Poor man, japa if e easy for you....ewu South east
You don manage borrow data? grin
AgricultureRe: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by hahn(m): 8:37am On Jan 03, 2023
Ifakiland:
How can you japa when you no even get money to buy land start the farm wey you dey advice anoda person to do....lolzzzz werey poor people don't advice bro....start your own farm first and come back after that 2 to 5 yrs and be vomiting advice oponu
Lol.

Obviously you have already forgotten your new year resolution to try to make sense when you speak.

Since you have started this year with stupidity it is obvious the rest of your year is going to be as unproductive as your entire life.

Sucks to be you grin
AgricultureRe: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by hahn(m): 8:19am On Jan 03, 2023
Zerofarm:
Hello Nairalander,

I need your suggestion and advice because I just acquired 7 hectares of land for plantain farming in ekiti which will be planted by February next year, the place is secured and free from bandits or herdsmen but everybody is telling me to do relocation instead of farming even though I’ve invested up to 4 million naira into this project because I love Agric….

Please which one is the best advice for me right now as I know how I can make it big by planting up to 10,000 suckers of plantain on this land and get the return in a year, is there market for large production of plantain?

Mods please help me to push this to front page as this is my only option of surviving
Bros, focus on your business.

I also have the same exact plans although I have not yet purchased the land etc.

Invest in your business and in 2 to 5 years you will be able to travel abroad whenever you like.

Leave all those japa crew alone. Dem no wise
AgricultureRe: My Coconut Farm Experience by hahn(m): 7:47pm On Dec 28, 2022
umuna:
Nice to hear! Actually bought my seedlings at #1,300 from a good friend. i am located in Ogun State.

Yes it is best you transplant during raining season because coconut loves water and for their survival.

Please do not be discouraged, you can start on a 2 plots! remember to plant dwarf hybrid.
Nice

I am also in Ogun state and I am planning on purchasing 2 plots next year although I was hoping to rear goats on them.

How long does it take for the coconut tree to start yielding?

I bought these two I'm going to plant on my other site and the dude said they are dwarf

Car TalkRe: He Wants Advice On Buying His First Car. by hahn(m): 9:54am On Dec 28, 2022
buygala:
Dont expect anything from me Sir


Only God never fails
This is going to be my standard quote for the year 2023 cool
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth's Ex-Wife, Elsie, Celebrates Christmas With Her Children (Photo) by hahn(m): 8:40am On Dec 28, 2022
nwekeugochukwu:
Comedian Basketmouth's Ex-Wife Celebrates Christmas With Her Children (Photo)

Comedian Basketmouth's estranged wife, Elsie has shared a photo of herself and her children as they celebrate Christmas together, IGBERETV reports.

She captioned the photo on Instagram;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlWe-qtlZi/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
The kids don't all look alike.

Just saying
FamilyRe: Issue Between My Mom And My Wife by hahn(m): 8:33am On Dec 28, 2022
Kswine:
Please what is this thing about mother in-law and daughter in-law that doesn’t make them get along?

Am in the middle an issue and don’t know how to proceed, let me tell you how it all started.

I’m the first born of my family, my father left us with my mom and marry another woman. To assist my mom I had to get a part time job while still in secondary school and this really affect my life.

Fast forward to 5 years ago I met my wife and we begin dating, during this time I won’t lie I saw some red flags about her family but was hoping things will change along the line. Her mom is a prophetess in a white garment church, she said my wife was her favorite in all her children. I didn’t count it because I see it as a normal thing for a mother to love her child endlessly.

To cut the long story short, last year my babe got pregnant and we decided to introduce both families and after that she will go stay with my mom for a while because am not always around and she need someone at home with her.

Now during this time mom do complain that she’s not free and do isolate herself from the rest of the family, on many occasion I’ll sit her down and we talk things out only for it to repeat itself.

On the second month of her stay with my mom I told her to go visit her mom maybe when she comes back things will be better, my wife got to her house and told her mom all sort of things and the next thing she and her mom started insulting my mom. All this thing happened around March this year and since then they have been begging because I told her nothing will make me marry her again.

Family meeting upon family meeting has been going on and at the end they want me to forgive her and bring her home which my mom insist.

Now I don’t want to look like a weak man because she and her family went too far by insulting someone I love and cherish and on the other hand I don’t want my daughter to grow up without a father figure in her life, so I don’t know what to do.

Please no insult
Say no to white garment beaches.

You miswaka for real
FamilyRe: My Mom Just Rejected My Girlfriend's Gifts by hahn(m): 8:29am On Dec 28, 2022
Supreme145:
So I've been dating this lady since early this year and everything has been going on smoothly, in fact I even had to tell my mom about her, the first time I would talk to my mother about a lady, but she sounded not too pleased about the lady. Someone she hasn't even met physically.

I've two younger sisters between aged 17 and 15, I didn't like the way they were dressed the last time I visited home so I always try to send them a token every month end to get new cloths. This Xmas I have a lot on my table and have been brainstorming on how to structure my expenses.

My babe is an only child and a fashion freak so she has loads of cloths in her wardrobe. She offered to give some to my sisters without me even asking. She gave me over 30 different pieces of cloths, and bought an ayaya gown or whatever its called for my mom worth around 15k. This is a student that doesn't even have a reliable means of income and I don't give her much. She opened up that she has been saving to get my mom a gift.

I called my mom this morning to tell her that I would be sending the cloths over with some other stuffs I bought for them and she outrightly rejected the girl's gifts citing spiritual reasons that she cant accept gifts from someone she doesn't know. She even accused the girl of trying to pressure me into marriage by pretending to love my family.

I am 30 years old and have dated countless ladies and none has showed genuine concern towards my family like this particular one. It would be so heart breaking to tell her that my mom rejected her gifts knowing how she enthusiastic she was gathering those items.

Sometimes I get tired of my moms spirituality, she's not considering that my sisters even need those items. Those cloths worth over 50k even as second hand materials. I don't understand why she would dislike someone she hasn't even met before.

How do I handle this situation, I don't know what to do with these items, I can't return it to my girlfriend cos it will really hurt her.
That's the problem with religious delusion.

It creates a lot of hate and fear in the mind of believers and unfortunately many of our mothers are victims of this low thinking.

Although on second thought she might simply want you to bring the girl over so she meets her in person.

All these born again people have screws loose
CelebritiesRe: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by hahn(m): 11:02am On Dec 25, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
You see? I knew the reason was not Farfetched. You are the only one who has saud one thing that is always in my mind each time a couple divorce after 3 or 4 children.

Once all the knots and bolts in a womans body fall off, you men will start looking outside.

Thank God I know this and I will draw a very strict timetable for hubby on how many times he'll be allowed to touch me. I'll not allow any body to come and destroy all my knots and bolts for me.
You are a woman. Your looks will fade and you will become undesirable eventually.

That is how your God has made it.

And if you do decide to limit your hubby's access there are many younger women willing to give all they have. And more.

Just accept it and enjoy your life.
CelebritiesRe: Marry Someone Who Has Sense - Elsie Okpocha (Basketmouth's Estranged Wife) by hahn(m): 10:28am On Dec 24, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
My dear people change.

I just hope Basketmouth is not looking at those other celebrities dumping their spouses and going for smaller girls. Men can copy bad things, you know.
Watch video here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXR0xGwuS5o
She might be referring to herself as the one without sense.

Realistically, the body of a woman fades with time.

It is only natural for men to seek younger women
RomanceRe: Nigerian Gay Journalist, Chisom Peter, Goes Public With His Partner (Photos) by hahn(m): 8:51am On Dec 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
Naturally, this is Disgusting!!
Morally , it is Evil!
Before GOD, it is invitation to Wrath.

As Nigerians, we must reject , speak and stand boldly against this abominations and Wickedness.
If your eyes are open , you will see clearly that the Unadulterated Wrath of GOD is Hovering on Humanity and the Earth.
To avoid GOD'S wrath you must be against these evils. There is no standing behind n the middle.
These are the evils that sealed the Destruction of sodom and Gomorrah.

Repent and flee from these evils so you don't destroy your soul.
Remember Peter kissed Jesus
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 7:33pm On Dec 19, 2022
descarado:
Oga hahn, well done o
Wetin man go do na? tongue
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 8:46pm On Dec 17, 2022
Bintdawood:
What's ewa agoyin please
Beans and pepper stew. A Togolese delicacy
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 1:47pm On Dec 17, 2022
Late breakfast

Bread and Ewa agoyin and boiled eggs with cold chocolate drinks

Just how I like it tongue

Christianity EtcRe: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by hahn(m): 10:46am On Dec 10, 2022
Hezzyluv:
So I went to the church one certain Sunday, I think this year or so. Prior to time of offering, the the church normally gives envelope for it. Perhaps, to avoid others seeing what you will drop in the basket.

And an usher gave me my own offering envelope, i dipped hand in my Pucket and removed #100 from it to put as offering. On opening the envelope, I was surprised because, I saw 2mints of $100 note. I think someone might have dropped it as offering the previous Sunday and the ushers skipped it when they opened and removed money from other envelopes.

The mind as usual started dropping devilish thoughts like, you know you don't have nice phone. You know the money in your bank account is not up to $30 let alone $200. You know you don't have a job..... All the you knows and plenty what-if's kept ringing in my head. I decided to show a friend seating beside me, the answer he gave me surprised me and goes thus... "Na your father house na, him don bless you".... I started pondering on na your father's house na your father's house if you carry the $200, drop your #100 nothing go happen. But one tiny thought said to me, what if you do this single act and curse followz you? shocked

That was how I put my #100 note inside the envelope 2geda with the $200 when it was time for offering, I just dropped everything inside the basket. After the church service, my friend came to me and said" find me something na. And I told him, me don drop the money back because, I no get that mind. He now said even me I come rethink am sey e no good make you carry the money."

looked back and was happy I didnt go with the money because, any little -tive thing that happens to me, I might be saying "maybe na because of that money wey you carry from church ooo"grin
Good one.

At least now the pastor can use that money to carry olosho since you have been destined not to have sense grin
FamilyRe: Baby Trying To Feed Himself Uses Noodle To Design His Body, Video Gets 29m Views by hahn(m): 10:11am On Dec 10, 2022
umarmaidawa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0MCzBdL8ds

A kid who tried to feed himself with noodles has become a celebrity on TikTok.

The video of the little baby gained attention and got 29 million views after it was posted on December 5 by Kitchen Kun Suda.

Obviously, in a bid to feed himself, the baby ended up leaving most of the noodles on his body.

Long strands of noodles could be seen hanging on his head, his shoulders, his belly, his face and every other part of his body.

There was a plate in front of him but there were more noodles on his body than in the place.

It appears the baby refused to give up on feeding himself as he still had some noodles in his hands.


https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1508747-kid-uses-noodles-design-body-feeding-video-stunning-viral-2m-likes/
To be honest, your commentary in this video is boring and unnecessary undecided
AgricultureRe: Where Is Goosebaba ? by hahn(m): 2:34pm On Dec 06, 2022
MRNIGERDoxx:
Great one.

If it is a very safe place with pastures, you can rear up to 5 goats on it too.

4 females with a Mal Goat to mate them all....

Your feeding on goats can be done at nearly Zero Cost.


Zero Cost in The Sense that The land is arable and you have access to Nearly Zero-cost Cassava Leaves. This is the best food for body boosting for Goats as it is Every Goat's Best Food.




Your Profit Maximization and Profit Multiplier in Animal Husbandry Farming depends on Your Personal Ability to Reduce The Cost of Feeding Your Animals with Nearly Zero-Money.


...And Goat Farming is one niche of Animal Husbandry Farming that you can get started with if you want to scale up your Agricultural Investments within 1 to 2 Years with Nearly Zero Funds for Feeding Them.

This Is what I've critically learnt through my Agricultural Investment Tourism (AIT) down here in The Grassroot Regions of Cross River State.
What else can they be fed with?
AgricultureRe: Where Is Goosebaba ? by hahn(m): 11:12am On Nov 28, 2022
MRNIGERDoxx:
Lol....big head grin

Too much sense.

Pikins no dey chop money ...na Food Dem dey chop.

Are you already into Crops Plantation of any sort?
Na money dem dey use buy food

Not into crops yet.

Just got a plot of land in my hood and I want to use it for turkey farming.
Christianity EtcRe: What Happened To COZA Pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo? by hahn(m): 6:59pm On Nov 27, 2022
Give that man a bottle of Krest wink

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