₦airaland Forum

AllDModsAreMaad:
I sha know say all the finance in your fam combined may not even be up to mine alone, not to talk of my family as a whole.
What I term as a bad day can probably go as your best days, na faceless forum give you morale na.

I don't blame you sha.

Whatever

Robb4b:
Hello guys!!
Yesterday my ex came to visit me. She was looking somehow sober. Though, initially she didn't want to tell me the reason why she wasn't in a cheerful mood.

After many talks and persuasion. She finally opened up that her boyfriend stopped talking to her because he found condom in her bag. She said the condom was for protection against pregnancy, and it's for incase her guy doesn't have cd, so she can give him.

I asked her why didn't she tell the guy from the start that she always walk around with cd in her bag, she said she forgot to tell him.

So guys, if you were in the boyfriend shoes, will you break up with her or you just react and forgive her??

PS: She also came with cd yesterday to visit me.

Did you bang her with one of the cd to verify if they are bang worthy?

AllDModsAreMaad:
Says someone that doesn't know if I'm richer than his parents combined.

A close peep of mine deals directly with African richest man, has over tens of trailers, different estates in different cities in this country, business plazas/complex and other commercial residential buildings to his name but he will never spend such an amount on a TV.
Money wey im dey even give church pass that amount wella, he single-handedly built a Catholic Church with parish house and others.

I don't want to mention other peeps of mine.

Otondo, get the fvck out smello.

You hang around rich people but you have the aura of a frustrated old fool.

Go and beg your village people to look into your matter. I'm not responsible for the downfall of your family.

Have a terrible day

Revealix:
I have no idea how it got there. The brand is Tecno.

Sounds like follow come hacking app.

Techno remains number one

Revealix:
Please who knows this app? It seeks administrative privilege to my device.

I ran Google image search but there was no result.

atheistandproud
Zimri
dragnet
iLegendd

How did the app get on your phone and what make is your device?

AllDModsAreMaad:
Go and sit down somewhere joor.

That is their POVs, some people are rich/wealthy but they have choice of things they spend on, so no dey use your reasoning dey enter people because una reasoning no align together.

A rich and wealthy person will not argue about such a price for a TV bro.

Stop hanging around poor people

bonnyhope:
Are you saying 36m cannot build 2 beds apartments?

In Ikoyi?

Whoever does that doesn't know why he is in Ikoyi

Marvieduke:
Why the hatred for the queen?

Go to Google and type "history of British Emperialism and colonialism" to get your answer

Plot twist...

Neither of the twins are responsible for the pregnancy

phemmyfour:
you don't know that....you know

phemmyfour:
she no do well. She should be attacking the husband not the poor lady. The man probably lied to the lady about his marital status

Neither do you

phemmyfour:
she no do well. She should be attacking the husband not the poor lady. The man probably lied to the lady about his marital status

Lol. Story.

The girl most likely knew the man is married and was hoping on becoming the madam of the house.

nkemoma:
And a grand thief like SIR Emilokan Yekini Amoda from Irajibjijiii the LionThief of Bourdillion is not only walking free but gunning for the 001 of 200mil intelligent creatures...


God abegggggg ooooo

So you really believe Nigeria has up to 200m intelligent people?

Munzy14:
Ooh..Nke o wula nyere m nsogbu, I can easily remove it.

I hukwa m na attach..My attachments are for humans alone..ihe ndi ozo nyewere m nsogbu, ugwo m ji ha wu sorry

Very alert and can do shakara for life..

5k wu for purchase..I ordered 1.5kilo plus tfare 9500 total.

Enyi m ahu, ahia ya ji adi onu..But agba chaala m oso laghachi kwa na nke ya..But her quality is a guarantee..O wu a lawyer so she educates on implications of i resi mmadu ahia ojoor..

Person no even understand wetin una dey yarn for this thread again

mariahAngel:
Mr Hahn, no harm that poor cat o.
I no too like cats...but no touch am.

They are actually two.

I'll tag you when I post the meal on that cook in your kitchen thread ✨️

bepositive11:
Jay Z went for therapy. If he continued cheating on her, she would've divorced him.

Lol.

Na true

OneCandleAway:
Black africans tend to lean too much on entertainment, they don't like science and technology.

What about white Africans?

bepositive11:
High value man? Lol. High value man to shallow women and low value man to wise women. Which woman in her right mind would want a husband like Yul who can do such a thing to his first wife?

A woman who is financially stable and content on her own won't tolerate a man like Yul. They have higher standards. It's gold diggers that Yul attracts like flies.

Lol. Indeed.

Even Beyonce was smart enough not to leave Jay Z after he cheated on her.

Munzy14:
must you eat the head?

I don't fancy animal head..Even the popular goat head..Except cow head.

Just asking because one other person commented saying his grandfather didn't never ate the head

Munzy14:
You can..

Just kill it, slaughter and roast..Like how you kill your local dog or goat.

You can oven dry after cleaning,and use for your stew tomorrow.

They are healthy meat..I have had the bush ones countless times growing up.



I wish someone will not see this my advise..

Thanks bro.

What about the head?

bepositive11:
It's things like this that make women become feminists. Let his first wife go and get impregnated by another man and see how Yul will react.

Women don't have that privilege.

No man, even the man she goes outside to sleep with, will want anything more than free kpekus from her.

But there are many women who will like to be side chicks and even third and fourth wives of Yul because he is a high value man.

atheistandproud:
I know an old grand Uncle that eats cat pepper soup but I can never touch that soup. He prepares it like normal pepper soup and gets rid of the head.

Ehen?

Wifey was thinking of using them for stew so we can eat it with rice sha

KingAzubuike:
Its worth it but there are good smart TVs from syinix, LG, Sony you can get for 1M naira self and it offers you something close or even on parallel with this.

But there is something about Samsung products bro.

Their tvs have lovely displays.

Make the TV curved screen and I will definitely buy it

descarado:
Help me ask am o

Maybe, hehas you in mind

Him plan no fit work

atheistandproud:
Sorry boss. No vex. Is laugh I laugh na.

It's all good. Do you have any cat recipes you want to share?

We need more women supporting other women like this.

Yul's dick is enough to go round

[quote author=atheistandproud post=116757277][/quote]Oga, no come use your reggae spoil my blues

Col0gne:
I live with 5 cats and 2 dog presently. I can pay to have your cats as my pets as well if you're not that far.

Where do you reside?

Ogun state

If your dogs are local breed we can exchange because dogs are the real delicacy

mariahAngel:
Hahn, would you really kill and eat a cat?

Yes. I heard they are delicious.

And ours are very big. Dem go full pot

Cutehector:
Poverty comments.


When account swell up, una go buy wetin big pass this one. Mchew

The whole "will you see into the future" comments are especially annoying

Explorers:
It depends, 500k - 1m per sqm(average).

So you wan encourage person make him use N36m build house ontop N900m land?

We have two cats and they are getting on my nerves.

Any idea on how we can cook them?

That's one of them below