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Christianity EtcRe: The World Has Come To An End, Rapture Occured Just Now by hahn(m): 9:46am On Sep 23, 2017
I am actually typing from heaven right now with free wifi and what the op said is true

By the way, the real God is Sango and atheists are allowed. However all Christians and Muslims are going to hell

Better type your last comment because there is no wifi there cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:36am On Sep 23, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
We've all been sinning bro
My sins have been forgiven by the glory of Jesus

halleluyah! cheesy
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:34am On Sep 23, 2017
TrumpDonald2:
I'm always guided by the Holy Spirit and He revealed it to me. Frankly, I don't need your prayers. So don't bother...
The devil has been speaking to you

I understand that the devil has devised new means to lead the children of God astray

I will still pray for you so that God can take you out of your bondage smiley
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:33am On Sep 23, 2017
ahkenaten:
where is your Ford Mustang?
A Ford Mustang is too small for a man of God like myself. Please think bigger than your present situation

By the time you accept God in your heart you will give Ford Mustangs to your house help to do grocery shopping

Can I get an Amen? grin
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:29am On Sep 23, 2017
emmayayodeji:
If something big happen for the guy

He go dey serve u ni ohh


Prophet hahn grin
My brother, I dey practice ni o grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do The Atheists Bother If They Don't Believe? Here Is Why. by hahn(m): 9:29am On Sep 23, 2017
tosyne2much:
Look at you!


So, not believing in God in an indication of wisdom and enlightenment while believing in God is an indication of delusion shey?
But of course

When you believe in talking donkeys and snakes, serve and worship a god that supports rape, genocide, slavery, incest, tribalism and other fvckery despite the fact that this concept is fabricated don't you think something is wrong with you? undecided
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:27am On Sep 23, 2017
frenzyduchess:
Shey you be atheist na huh
Lol

I want to open a church soon so I am practicing tongue
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:22am On Sep 23, 2017
Daeylar:
This your sarcasm sha, embarassed

and people are taking you serious.
Anyways
it's what you see some Christains do that you're doing
Lol. Why you dey blow my bubble na? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 9:21am On Sep 23, 2017
Hier:
Chooiii, I saw Adepeter recently while I was on earth, but dude no won believe me oooo, probably Hahn will give him estate in hell, but in hell, but I doubt if satan built any estate in hell, because dude can lie
Actually Jehovah is the liar here. Heaven is a public toilet for boring people and stinks like poop. For real

Hell is full of beautiful things and that is why baba Devil decided to not to bother himself advertising it as opposed to Yahweh that has lied to the world smiley
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 11:02pm On Sep 22, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
such fvckeery
Repent o sinner and let the Lord shine his light upon you

Just open your heart and allow Jesus into your life and experience salvation and his blessings

In Jesus name

Amen
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do The Atheists Bother If They Don't Believe? Here Is Why. by hahn(m): 11:01pm On Sep 22, 2017
tosyne2much:
Most of you will have a rethink when you pay a visit to Israel and see concrete evidences of the existence of Jesus
Lol

I was hoping you would have something reasonable to say. I see your delusion is still strong

I would advice you stick to the romance section

cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 10:58pm On Sep 22, 2017
TrumpDonald2:
So you are one of those that have been brain washed? grin WAKE UP!!!
You are the one who is brainwashed my friend

It is quite a shame that this new generation do not understand how God works and this is why the world is the way it is.

Does God want us to suffer and struggle? No

God only wants us to enjoy the better things of life and to enjoy all the happiness he created

I will advice you to read your bible and ask for the Holy spirit to give you guidance and understanding

I shall put you in my prayers and by the end of the month I decree that something big will happen in your life in Jesus name

Amen smiley
HealthRe: Tips For Ulcer, Please. by hahn(m): 10:56pm On Sep 22, 2017
Arijude:
ok thank you very much
You are welcome smiley
EducationRe: Writing WAEC 10x Those Days Because Of 2 Subjects, How Many Times Did You Write? by hahn(m): 10:56pm On Sep 22, 2017
[quote author=Explorers post=60736614][/quote]Exactly! cheesy
EducationRe: Writing WAEC 10x Those Days Because Of 2 Subjects, How Many Times Did You Write? by hahn(m): 10:38pm On Sep 22, 2017
Explorers:
Things have changed, kids are getting smarter daily thanks to technology(Internet, cable&devices).


You see them these days writing waec and having distinctions all over.

At 15 or 16, you see them in the University.




Two decades back at 25-30, you see men still running from one village, miracle centre to another.

Pursuing Mathematics/English or Chemistry for 5yrs.


Writing waec in the school farm, under cocoa trees.

Contributing #50 in the hall for the invigilators

Then they start dictating OBJ in the hall, including wrong answers.

Those days of Keypoint.

Then some brothers in the same SHOE will be hanging around the exam hall, throwing papers, answers or solved questions to their younger ones in the hall.

Then waec can decide to seize the all the result from that centre.

Those days of machinery, impersonation.

You queue for days to obtain the form.

You also queue in their office to check your result MONTHS later from that big spread sheet.


Filling the form nko? It takes days, those vertical & horizontal lines that must cross your face.






Jamb NKohuh



These guys are lucky...
That picture contradicts your whole post

See that kind failure in 2017 undecided
HealthRe: Tips For Ulcer, Please. by hahn(m): 10:36pm On Sep 22, 2017
Arijude:
bro should I cut it with the back or after peeling it off?
After peeling it off

Remember it is the unripe one from the tree. And be careful when cutting it because the liquid stuff that comes out of it will stain your clothes if it touches it
FamilyRe: Mother Buys Ford Mustang For Her Son For His 21st Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 10:33pm On Sep 22, 2017
Larryfest:
Dude you are just lucky cos we all serve a living God one way or the other yet most of us never got a ford mustang or even a Camry pencil light as a birthday gift...
You are not serving the living God or you are a sinner. Any true believer and worshiper of the most high god must receive such blessings and more.

If you are not testifying to such miracles then you are doing something wrong. Our God is not a poor God
Christianity EtcRe: Is Nairaland Becoming Anti-christian? by hahn(m): 9:12pm On Sep 22, 2017
Raphael81:
Never knew we have Nigerian athiests oh
*In BIG's voice* You don't know now you know nigga grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is Nairaland Becoming Anti-christian? by hahn(m): 9:12pm On Sep 22, 2017
geoworldedu:
Otem says Yahweh the christian god is in a spiritual prison. Reminds me of Elijah that said Baal has gone to market or he was sleeping. Now Otem is on a revenge mission to make the xtian god appear like a nonetity as well. Life na turn by turn cheesy
Hahahaha cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is Nairaland Becoming Anti-christian? by hahn(m): 8:49pm On Sep 22, 2017
Raphael81:
the topic is on front-page kindly take a look again, this is a very biased forum
Why don't you pray to god to remove the thread? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: How To Handle An Over Emotional Person On Religious Section When Debating by hahn(m): 2:39pm On Sep 22, 2017
vaxx:
that is the aim of the op... we can debate maturely without throwing jabs at each other..... that is what I want the thread to achieved.
Nice

But we all know that is never gonna happen especially when Christians are in the spirit

smiley
Christianity EtcRe: How To Handle An Over Emotional Person On Religious Section When Debating by hahn(m): 2:25pm On Sep 22, 2017
adepeter2027:
He's actually referring to stupidtheist

Some Christians are funny sha
Yeah. Like Christians on this forum can have a debate without hurling insults undecided
SportsRe: Chant About The Size Of Romelu Lukaku's Manhood By Man United Fans Causes Uproar by hahn(m): 1:45pm On Sep 22, 2017
Homeboiy:
I can't imagine how big kanté manhood go be
The gay is in you undecided
Christianity EtcRe: How To Handle An Over Emotional Person On Religious Section When Debating by hahn(m): 1:34pm On Sep 22, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
"Down vote"? was this copied somewhere? last I checked its actually impossible to down vote a post on Nairaland
Maybe the post was copied from quora

Op, post the source of this post or post the discussion you had with this atheist here on nairaland grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mr Seun, Why Don't Christians Have Their Own Declaration Page? by hahn(m): 1:06pm On Sep 22, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Ah! U guys are new here? Seun was threatened with fire and brimestone even in real life. But why will you guys want a different section? Don't you see how boring their section is? You guys will be bored of kissing each others ar'se. Just stay here and preach the gospel to us and try to clear some of our doubts.
Actually a Christian section will be much fun because of the numerous denominations and disagreements over the interpretations of the scriptures

Personally I will be happy because they can keep their nonsense to themselves smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Nine Types Of Senators In Nigeria. Photos by hahn(m): 10:13am On Sep 22, 2017
Akshow:
grin grin grin
Exfuckingxactly! cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Strangest Occurrence While You Were Religious. For Atheists by hahn(m): 9:13am On Sep 22, 2017
PEPPERified:
The trick that the devil used to enter Eve's mind and made her doubt God is the same truth the devil is still using to decieve other believers and make them turn away from God. The devil almost succeeded in getting me turn away from God until I got this revelation.

Whenever thoughts such as:
1. "Did God really say?"
2. "Is God really true?"
3. "Does God really exist?"
4. "Would God really care?"
5. "Can Go really help?"... Are planted in your mind, then the devil has succeeded in planting his device in your heart.

When the devil succeeded in planting this kind of thought in Eve's mind and made her doubt God, the fall of man began.
The simple fact that your the concept of your god cannot stand in the face of doubt should tell you that something is wrong about it smiley
HealthRe: Tips For Ulcer, Please. by hahn(m): 9:10am On Sep 22, 2017
Krystalzkris:
How many days will I soak it?
And I forgot to add you will drink the water after soaking
HealthRe: Tips For Ulcer, Please. by hahn(m): 9:09am On Sep 22, 2017
Krystalzkris:
How many days will I soak it?
Overnight is okay
HealthRe: Tips For Ulcer, Please. by hahn(m): 10:04am On Sep 21, 2017
Krystalzkris:
who can help with tips to manage or control ulcer. I can't sleep. in fact, if you know anything else that could cure it faster than drugs, your help will be needed. thanks people.
Ulcer is a terrible thing

My mom died of ulcer when hers became cancerous and I can definitely understand what you went through

There is a natural remedy I used on her once. I got the idea from a friend

Get unripe plantain. The type that is still on the trees.

Cut into pieces and then soak in water. It helped her a lot but we had to leave where we were staying and moved somewhere else where, unfortunately, we did not have access to it.

I hope this helps

cc: ichommy
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op): 10:00am On Sep 21, 2017
Chiedu4Trump:
Tell me first how many genuinely called on the name Jesus?
So your god needs a reason to save people from disease and death

2,000 children die from malaria daily. What is your omni-incompetent god doing about it? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op): 9:59am On Sep 21, 2017
terrezo2002:
I know some atheists who are now Christians. I am not surprised with your comments. They said worse things and today it is funny they are Christians
I know Christians who are now muslims, atheists, buddhists etc

They said dumber things about Jesus and today they have dumped Jesus and Jehovah in the trash where they belong smiley

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