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912:
God forbid that for the sake of argument I will partake in your blasphemy.

It is not blasphemy, it is the truth

God sits and watches every act of sex, rape, child rape, bestiality, bdsm etc and considering the fact that it has not stopped watching is a good indication that it enjoys and probably even self-services to it

Christianity at it's finest

912:
Wait are we debating if Watching two people fornicate to give you sensual arousal is a sin? of course it is

Sorry I'm a Christian and I don't see anywhere in the Bible where sensual immorality was justified. Maybe in other religions but definitely not Christianity.

But Jehovah watches people have sex every day. Is it sinning too?

sunnyeinstein:
Money and blood dont mix like two d1cks with no b1tch, find yourself in serious $h1t.

Ten Crack Commandments: rule number 7

Haaaaaaaaa

I dey mad for where I dey like this

www.hahnsmall.com

Blogoxygen, you didn't say anything about this site

tosyne2much:
Hahaha It's funny how you were able to convince your wife that God doesn't exist and she didn't cast and bind the devil in you

It was not much about convincing

So one day we were praying and all of a sudden it hit me. "I am talking to myself. There is no god listening"

And things were rough o. Chai. No money no nothing

I stayed up thinking about the whole issue and the more I thought about it the more it became obvious that it is all bullshit. I don't need to pray to anyone. Whatever problem I have will have to be resolved by myself. I need to find the solutions

That was when I knew God is nothing but a figment of the imagination

So the next day I told her, "Honey, I can no longer pray because it has occurred to me that all this is not real. I cannot go on deceiving myself. If you want to continue then fine but leave me out of it"

She was so shocked. Lol. And she was a very churchy type before she met me

So, we started having debates and discussions and she also began seeing the bigger picture. Funny enough, things have gotten way better for us as we have discovered that in order to reach our goals we have to work towards it.

And there is nothing better than the freedom of being able to use your own brain and not be subjected to the will of one fancy ass fraud that calls himself a pastor

No wonder sciencewatch is back

cc: johnnydon22

Keep your family and business completely separated - BIG

tosyne2much:
Even a family will not give their daughter in marriage to you the moment they notice you're an atheist based on say atheists na evil people

Lol. True

But I was not an atheist when I married my wife. I'd say agnostic

I dumped God in the trash during our marriage and so has she

tosyne2much:
We live in a religious society where atheism will deprive you of many things when publicized. In fact, it may even deprive you of job

I am self employed

But it is true that goes to a large extent to show just how nonsensical the whole concept of religion is. Theists are constantly looking for people to share in their delusion and if you don't you are an enemy

Since my family know I do not believe in their god they are acting funnier than usual and I really do not care. Who dem epp?

[quote author=chemystery post=60831263][/quote]I no fit shout

tosyne2much:
But you will just be shaking your head for the pastors when they're praying for you

Wetin man go do na

After my father in law died we had to attend thanksgiving service at his church and he called the family to pray. I know it is all useless but I just had to go with it to honor him

While in the church one of his sons was giving everyone money to pay as offering. I collected my own 2k jeje and ate egg roll and fanta after the service

We live in a religious society and just so you do not destroy relationships and ties you sorta have to blend in

johnydon22:
Just when you think it can't get any lower, someone comes along and proves you wrong

He is known for even dumber comments. I don forget that him alternate moniker sef

greatnaija01:
pls complete the post with the pastor's reply else close this thread..... A FOOL IS THE ONE WHO SAYS THERE IS NO GOD.

Only fools believe in god

MrPresident1:
Hahn, hot shiit

Is that your final answer?

tosyne2much:
Can't stop laughing

How market?

Cc
ADEPETER2027
Hahn

When in Rome act like Romans

If I have to compromise for the woman I love then why not?

adepeter2027:
You should be hahn's E-wife

Lol

My wife will not find that funny though

Certitude:
It is not about the Constitution. It is about which the courts recognize...All are equal...Church marriage is the same as court marriage only if the church is registered... If you are married traditionally, it is valid than a marriage in an unregistered church...lol

Lol

But trad marriage still has a long way to go in securing the rights of especially the woman and children

Lol

So op you are calling Jehovah the god of failure abi? I totally agree

But Allah ain't real either

MrPresident1:
Hahn, one thing I know is that you will shiit in your pants on judgment day

Which of the judgement days you predicted that failed are you referring to?

ScienceWatch:
"The Secret" proves that in the spirit, "LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE." Therefore an Atheist man will only be happy with a woman that believes like himself. In Hahn's case she must believe that God is FUXCKER and Jesus Christ is a ball of SHIVT.
How else could he claim they "are happy ever after" ? ??

A study done of kind, caring women marrying Atheist men proved to be a disastrous union.

Post a link to the study or take your meds

I see you have escaped the institution you were locked up in again

The snake should have swallowed him

shadeyinka:
Here is the real part of your fine story


https://www.nairaland.com/3414597/undying-short-story-shadeyinka

Today is my birthday and I am afraid. I have just been born the second time but as an adult. My full sense and memory intact. Sweat is all over me, this cannot be true. Its not a dream and I know it. The queue is long but with the speed of lightning its getting to my turn.

My eyes blinked and fluttered. This can't be! Eyes don't flutter in dreams. I tried to remember, how did I get here? Something assured me, no turning back, its too late! I am alone. Oh God!

The thought hit me. Did I just say oh God? He is supposed not to exist..a mere creation of insecure human mind. I suddenly wished I had remained a fool. A beautiful girl of 22 behind me was crying, weeping, uncontrollable mucous running down her nose.

As I looked at her, I suddenly knew everything about her. A daughter of a big pastor in Lagos. She declared her independence from everything called church, Christ at 15. She chose to be free, to enjoy herself and she did. A video picture of her flashed and I could see her smiling and giggling at a club house at Ikeja.

I wanted to take my sight of the playback, but looking at her miserable beautiful face contorted in anguish, the pictures continued. In less than a second, I watch her life from when her mum gave birth to her. I could see the doctors, one white grey haired doctor led the other doctors. Through a cesarean op, she came out! Long haired beautiful baby girl.

I do not intend to bore you with her story, for this is not about her but about me.

Continuation:
I do not intend to bore you with her story, for this is not about her but about me. I could see how she got here. She died on her way to the hospital. A jealous friend stabbed her with a broken bottle. The cut was deep. A major artery was severed and she bled.

How did I get here?

I tried to concentrate. How did I get here? Yes, its my birthday I remembered. My 23rd birthday!

Then I began to view my own video. From my mums hospital bed. I was surprised that no one ever told me that I came out with the umbilical cord wrapped twice round my neck. I was like the opposite of the wailing girl I just told you about. Bald head, flat face and I saw my self with a mouth opened like an umbrella crying profusely. My mum was happy, her own baby boy is born.

Someone screamed suddenly in an agonizing wail that seemed to continue forever about 4134, people ahead of me on the row and I understood why! Terror shook me! My mind showed me what is in store and I was hoping for any iota of mercy.

Do I deserve mercy? The question played back a thousand times like a broken record player. I knew the answer. Here no one can lie. Everyone is naked as in transparent in thought and mind.

I was never the religious type all my life although, I went to church religiously with my parents until I turned 16. My journey to atheism was slow and steady. Thanks to my room mate at the university Kolez. I heard that he is now a full blown bible Carrier!

Kolez was handsome and intelligent. He was my guy, my Adonis. I wish I can be like him. He missed first class degee by a wisker. He had this piercingly intelligent look. I swear, he can read peoples mind.

Kolez, I said was a handsome and intelligent dude. Even though he was a Biochemistry student, he seemed to know everything. From Physics to Anthropology, to Anatomy to Bible and Quran. He would dispute with Christians about the futility of religion, origin of species, origin of the universe, errors in the bible and so on. He normally won with convincing arguments.

I started despising these dumb, half-educated and archaic Christians whose only argument was "the bible says! ". What kind of fools these Christians are!

Deep in my heart, I knew God must exist. But, it cannot be the God of the Christians. Their God Jehovah killed innocent children, condoned slavery. And these gullible Christians would still say " God is love".

What love! When there is suffering and pains in the world. Shouldn't He have done something about it if he really truly exists? If God is Omnipotent and Omnipresent, why would He watch evil being done to a baby except He is Evil or not existing!

Oh, this gullible fools who call themselves Christians! So, I first became a Pantheist and then a Naturalist and finally stabilized as an Agnostics Atheist. Thanks to my friends in Nairaland. They helped me to consolidate in my newfound religion (although, we all claim that atheism is not a religion). I learnt slowly to argue like a real atheist.

Show me a proof? ....Extraordinary claim deserves extraordinary evidence! Even though my understanding of the theory of evolution wasn't that excellent, I had some rudimentary knowledge to go by. All those "white professors" can't be wrong.

I studied writings and arguments of atheists worldwide. Google is your friend you know. And thanks to google, there were more than enough information by specialists, professionals who provided facts and figures. Unfortunately, the average Christian is really a duns. He doesn't read outside the bible. Most can't even argue intelligently. No wonder, every sunday, they give their hard earned money to one man of "dog" who buys a private jet with it. Gullible Fools!


I said, I studied writings and arguments of atheists worldwide. Google was actually my blossom friend.
The Sweat all over my body was discomforting. Its due to a mixture of Fear and Apprehension. This is real and I know it. Everyone on this queue is silent. You could hear a pin drop except for the occasional lamentations vomited by us at random. The guy directly in front of me is caucasian most likely from Germany but I could read his thoughts. He was white as a ghost. I never knew that fright changes the colour of people. I could read everyone's thoughts; amazing! Every one here is laden with a burden of great sorrow mixed with fear.

How did it all happen? Yes I remember. It was in my house, my girlfriend Tina organized this birthday celebration party for me with a few dozens of friends. The party was on, yes we were dancing a track by Korede Bello.

I just remembered: funny, I don't drink nor smoke. I am just the regular quiet well behaved guy. So, you can expect that it wasn't a wild party. Would God be lenient with me for my fairly good moral behaviours? Rudely, I heard the answer inside me; Like telepathically, one word No! And I knew the answer was a final No! I didn't contest it, there was no argument.

I realized that here, blood ties don't mean a thing. You are all the same; all of us are from the source! I just wished that I had been just a little objective in finding out information with which to deny and reject God. I wished that I had taken the position that God existed until proven otherwise. Maybe if I had slowed down to understand the Bible, I would have been Born Again!

These so called fools are the wise ones now. A moving picture of the other side started playing. They were so few in number and they were entering through something that looks like the main bowl of a large stadium. The crowd, the cloud of witness gave the new entrants the standing ovation and like athletes who just finished a Marathon, they were smiling and waving their hands. The girl standing just in from of the German man sighed so loudly, you would think it was a locomotive. It snapped me out of this vision back to reality.

Suddenly, the MC called me up to cut the cake! I don't know what is wrong with all these "ajebo" girls? A big guy like me cutting cakes?..but not to hurt my girlfriend, I stood up to cut the cake.

I was about holding the knife when I heard a loud crash. Way too loud! Like something fell, something very heavy like a bag of cement or actually two bags of cement. I thought, what could have fallen. There is nothing in sight that could have fallen that hard on the floor right beside me.

I tried to look and then, I saw!


Continuation:


I tried to look and with the greatest surprise, I saw on the floor, myself. How come, but It was me! I fell over the cake and the stool was broken. The cake was upside down on the floor.

I felt very very OK. Nothing is medically wrong with me. I quickly tried to get up at least to show everyone that I was OK. No cause for alarm!

I stood up hurriedly to speak but all in the room ignored me. It was as if the cake was more important than me. I shouted to them in anger, but they seemed oblivious of me. They were focusing on the floor.

My girlfriend was crying, some guys removed their shirts. There was pandemonium in the room. I was confused, can't they see that I am OK?

Four guys bent down over the location of the cake doing something I couldn't see. The girls were all crying, someone ran out to find the key to the car. Curiosity would not leave me. What's the fuss all about? I am OK!

I moved over to see and I got the shock of my life. I saw me, myself! On the floor! No! It can't be, I am very OK. Look everybody...but no one paid any attention to me but on the me on the floor.

This is not real. I pinched myself and moved closer to see. The guy on the floor is actually me. My mouth was opened in one disgusting ugly manner that I didn't want anything to do with this body of mine on the floor.

I stepped away. Could I have been dead? Is this how people die? But how come? I still feel very alive, I feel normal, I feel OK. My senses are supper sharp.

I watched as they carried my body outside the house. I guess to the hospital. I didn't feel like following them. So, the concept of the soul is true after all.!

I touched my head, and it felt solid. The door was just ahead of me, I wanted to go out and then..

I pushed the door only to find out my hands and body passed through. This is impossible!

Then, I heard my name. I turned round. I saw no one. Then something like black smoke filled everywhere.

Then, I started falling through the dark. There was nothing to hold on to.The darkness became pitch black. I couldn't even see myself. Fear gripped me. Along the path I felt them. They were happy. Their trap caught one more prey and that prey was me.

The fall was like for hours. I'm I lost in limbo? Like a meteorite in the empty space. Would this be my state forever?

Then I saw a light far far off, like a dot. The light was at least a little comforting and reassuring. A force pulled me towards the light. The Light was pure love and acceptance but I was full of darkness.

I found myself in a field and two very tall men in white stopped me. They looked not excited to see me. They called be by my name and said;

You cannot go to the Light!
You made your choice, come!

Without a word, I followed them irresistibly like a sheep. I knew they were correct, I had rejected the Light. They spoke the truth.

For God so loved the World
that He gave His only Son
that whoever believe in Gods solution
shall not perish but have his eternal life where God dwells.

God did not send His son to the world to condemn the world
But that the world is through Him will be saved.

But men loved darkness rather than Light.

As many as believed on His Name God gives the power to become sons of God.

I lined up at the back of others towards the place where God dumps the useless creatures who have declared their independence away from Him.

Unknowingly, I have served the god of self. The same sin Satan committed! And I just found out the Truth. I have been deceived by the same lies that Eve was told.

Death is NOT the end of Existence!



THE END!

Wehdone

cc: Johnnydon22

butterflylion:
Now that I Am reasoning you are walking away. Did you not say you have goals? If you do, so do all others who are believing in God and see walking with him as their goal. Wouldn't you agree?

Shoo

Go and play somewhere

butterflylion:
No discussion here na. It's just a fictional story to read and I have done just that

Bye

butterflylion:
Oh yes "we all" have "goals" do we not?

Mtcheww

And I thought for once you were capable of reasoning

Have a nice day

butterflylion:
Of course why wouldn't you call them gullible

Same way you were gullible enough to see yourself growing fat with a beer belly and still could not avoid fatty foods.

You are obviously gullible for food.

So gullible for Bible and gullible for food all na gullible na

Can you please focus on the discussion

butterflylion:
So food.... Just food is what made you fall and yet you feel you are better than Adam and eve.

If you like box till you turn lepa all the fat will still return quickly as long as "you have not overcome " your temptation.

Every action get consequence Abi no be so? Your falling for food temptation made you a fat Albert

Think am well oo. Every action get consequence!

I have actually reduced my meal portions. No more second helping and cut of snacks

Seriously, I have lost a lot of weight and I am really enjoying this work out experience

I am just tired of the pot belly. It is my goal to be fit

johnydon22:
The suffering and evil argument (epicurean argument of God) a God cannot be all powerful, all knowing and all good and evil will still exists.. That's impossible..

God is either all powerful and not all good or God is all God and not all powerful..

A God that is all powerful, all good and all knowing but yet evil exists is paradoxical and cannot exist.

- Lex Luthor

butterflylion:
See as you are shifting your blame to your wife same way eve said "it's the serpent and Adam said its eve"

Your wife force your mouth open put food inside?

Food and Nairaland no go kill you o hahn

This is the question EVERYONE asks but if that woman cooks there is no way I can refuse it. That is temptation enough