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Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op):
GoodMuyis:
hopefulLandlord, hahn

Yoruba Adage says "what pains you most becomes a regurgitation".

After thought 1
colossal failure is when you business fail to sell and someone came after you and began to not only to sell, but garner acceptance.
How does this nonsense you wrote address the op?

Are you just bored or just desperate to be seen defending your incompetent god to avoid it's wrath? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: What Really Happened In 1981? Pastors Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Oyedepo? by hahn(m): 5:05pm On Sep 15, 2017
donnie:
I see you take pleasure in deceiving yourself
Mention me when you have something reasonable to say smiley
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hits All Time High Of 7001 MW by hahn(m): 5:04pm On Sep 15, 2017
Pavore9:
It is cheaper for them to get those bulbs out of usage while restricting new ones from entering the market. They started this some years back, Google it.

Just as Kenya has ban the use of "nylon bag" as it is now a criminal offence to be seen with it.
Wow. Now that is what you call a country that knows what it wants smiley
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op):
Xiadnat:
You cannot see gravity, yet it is keeping you grounded.

You cannot see air, yet it permeates your lungs


You cannot touch water, yet you need it to survive and your body is 70% water.

Need i go on??

You think you are clever? However a gnat has more cerebral mass than you.

God exits. Heaven and hell are real. Just cause you dont "see", doesnt negate its existence.

One day, you will find out.

When it comes to science of it all, dont argue with me. I have more science background than all your ancestors before and to come.

I would spare you the shame. I will let you think you are "sane".
Lol. It is a good thing you have a good science background. Hopefully soon enough you will able to self diagnose yourself for delusion smiley
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op): 3:23pm On Sep 15, 2017
GoodMuyis:
Matthew 5:17 - Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

So why do you expect him to Say something new when, when you have not read the book of John 7


John 7:14
17. If any man will do his will, he shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of God, or whether I speak of myself.
18. He that speaketh of himself seeketh his own glory: but he that seeketh his glory that sent him, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in him.
19. Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? Why go ye about to kill me?


Colossal Failure
Colossal failure by imaginary Jesus Christ indeed. Even Superman sure pass am undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Does Satan Have The Power To Control The Weather? by hahn(m): 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2017
analice107:
Mr Dumpster, can you with your scientific knowhow Port to Florida to help control the weather there?
If your incompetent god cannot do something to save the lives lost and the properties damaged, who am i? tongue
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hits All Time High Of 7001 MW by hahn(m): 2:29pm On Sep 15, 2017
Pavore9:
In early August, I got a knock at my apartment in Nairobi and it happened to be a pair from Kenya power asking me if I have incandescent light bulbs in my apartment so they could take it and replace it with energy efficient bulbs as it saves the country energy.
shocked shocked

Is a lie!
Foreign AffairsRe: London Train Attack: 18 People Injured And Hospitalised After Failed Bucket Bomb by hahn(m): 2:26pm On Sep 15, 2017
WotzupNG:
He is coming to destroy the islamic world. Or why do you think the muslims hate Christians? They know that the Bible speaks of their destruction
Your god that was nowhere to be found when ebola was around na him wan go face people wey dey use bomb do singlet?

undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: London Train Attack: 18 People Injured And Hospitalised After Failed Bucket Bomb by hahn(m): 2:02pm On Sep 15, 2017
WotzupNG:
Guess who's holding my country down. The islamic North
And what is your god doing about it? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: What Really Happened In 1981? Pastors Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Oyedepo? by hahn(m): 2:01pm On Sep 15, 2017
donnie:
O you... why am I not surprised? undecided
because Y has a long tail and two branches tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: London Train Attack: 18 People Injured And Hospitalised After Failed Bucket Bomb by hahn(m):
WotzupNG:
When they thought they have become enlightened, they abandoned Christianity to embrace atheism. What they don't know is that mankind was created to worship and to worship YAHWEH only. The moment they abandoned Christianity, they exposed themselves to other forms of worship e.g atheism (worship of self) and even satanism.

The vacuum left behind by the reducing Christianity in the West is now getting filled by Islam and it's murderous tendencies. They ditched Christ, now they have no choice but to enjoy terrorism. The sad part is that they have been so blinded to the point of even supporting the mass influx of Arabs and their barbaric ways into Europe.

Christ is the only Salvation for mankind.
What nonsense

And is your country fairing better and experiences zero violence, corruption, death from diseases , poverty and hunger since you decided to embrace the fairytale of Jehovah? undecided
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hits All Time High Of 7001 MW by hahn(m): 1:29pm On Sep 15, 2017
Pavore9:
What percentage of it got to the consumer?
I swear. My gen is on right now angry
Christianity EtcRe: Enjoy Your Lives, There Is No Much To It by hahn(m): 12:50pm On Sep 15, 2017
Billyonaire:
[s]Dear Ones,

Enjoy your lives, cos there is no much to it. My constant research has only brought me all the time to these conclusions.

# Our Universe is a simulation, a multi-dimensional hologram with infusion of consciousness and free but controlled Will. You can not think or discover anything outside what our minds conceptualize as 'infinite' possibilities. There is a limit to it in the cosmic sense.

## The Humans and all other animals on Earth are not just robots, Androids but pets, placed in a data library a sort of zoo, allowed to do as they please within the confine of free but controlled Will. The worst we can do is exterminate ourselves, we cant pull the zoo out of the orbit. We are given dominion over other any other animal including humans, that we can subdue.

### That our Creators are plural, not one being who created us, Earth is a project and was designed and nurtured by a group of highly intelligent technologically advanced beings who we can call Gods and rightly so, cos we ascribe God to anything supra-intelligent.

#### That just like we do Out of Body travels, Soul Travels, Astral Project, or what ever name you call it, other beings including humans have mastered these in-built Soul level technologies and can pop in and out of our world without the need to appear with their real bodies and some have technologies that can fly down here. Those with technology we call Aliens and those who visit using their Soul based mechanism as our Soul Travel we call Angels if they are positive in attributes and demons if they are negatives in their attributes.

##### That we have the capabilities to receive direct messages from these our Creator beings using the vital energy centers on our Etheric bodies to steer us from dangers, we have the capacity to receive direct messages, but we only depend on just 5 senses which was designed to enable us survive just on Earth, but if we must receive streams of data from the organisms outside of our dimension, we must start using the Extra Senses, like the Pineal Comb, our thoughts as steering and our emotion as beacons to explore the universe outside the limitation of the 5 senses.

###### That on the hierarchy of the Beings that sequenced us into this form, who reside at the Orion constellation are other beings of that level of intelligence, below and above theirs and they are several others on that magnitude who are interested in Earth project and they visit us, just like we visit Moon, Mars etc.

####### That within and around us are mechanism that just any other advanced civilization can connect to our body and remotely control us and take over our minds and turn us to botnets and RAT their way through our dimension in order to enjoy the feeling of Sex, Anger, energy manipulation etc.

######## That even as we develop AIs, IoTs, Androids and even their programming languages, then there will come a time that we would, if we can 3D print a biologically evolving encasement, a body for the androids, can become infused with consciousness, then we must have created our own beings and we become like their Gods. That, even as we hold wireless consoles and playing the Computer Games, that is how other Aliens hold the console and steer us into direction they choose to experience our reality. Our Robots and AIs will soon develop their own language and communicate with each other and we can loose control except we advance our intelligence beyond that of AIs. Without which we are doomed.

######## Talking about our Languages; These are not just languages, we talk our realities into materialization, words is what defines our worlds, even as thoughts steer our direction of words, so Language is not just language, it is how we program our lives. Our languages on Earth are actually programming languages of our lives, our Universe and the only way we can escape the stronghold of the other beings, is to develop our own language but they still read our thoughts through telepathy, but if we can stop thinking (if that is possible) and invent our own languages, then they loose us. That is why you are told, do not let others know what you think, cos you can be influenced by your very thoughts which just anyone who learns how to, can read your thoughts.

######### In my quest to uncover reality, I have devoted more time and resources using science as a validating tool and I am now satisfied that this semblance of my own version of truth, will let me go back fully into my old materialistic, egotistic life of chasing more money and leting sleeping does lie. There is nothing to this world that one should remain overtly spiritual about. Now you wonder why the Gods do not intervene in our fights, our wars, our poverties and our madness. You can only save yourselves, the Laws of Nature abounds to help us heal ourselves, evolve as a specie and manufacture our magic and ofcourse our miracles.

######### Humans are sovereign and when you eventually die, you can only wake up, no matter how long in Earth's time you remain in the 'unknown' time, when you finally 'wake up' from that 'sleep', it will look like a second, cos that is our sleeps and even soul travel looks like.

########## Join me in Soul Traveling the Cosmos, even as you enjoy sex, booze, money, wealth in this Digital Library called Earth, Gaia and a ZOO extra-ordinaire.

Life began from Light and Ends through the Light into the Hydrogenated Field of Spirit.

Bye for now[/s]

Christianity EtcRe: What Really Happened In 1981? Pastors Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Oyedepo? by hahn(m): 12:35pm On Sep 15, 2017
In 1981 three con artists were unleashed unto Nigeria

Never to solve any major problem but to give false hope and exploit the gullible, mostly illiterate, masses thus amassing huge wealth enough to ensure they drive in luxury cars, wear the best clothes, move around with tight security while "preaching" to their gullible members to give everything they have to them while they wait for the promise of a heaven that they did not even bother to provide a picture or address of

Church business is good business smiley
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op): 10:23am On Sep 15, 2017
obisco4u:
Who Jesus epp?
I tire o undecided
PoliticsRe: Lalong Declares Curfew In Jos As Hausa And Igbo Clash by hahn(m): 11:05pm On Sep 14, 2017
paranorman:
This is the time for Christians to rise up and pray for this nation.
Can you please name one prevalent problem faced by Nigeria in it's history as a nation that "prayer" has ever solved?
Christianity EtcRe: If Jesus Was God, Why Didn’t He Say Anything New Or Even Marginally Useful? by hahn(op): 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2017
Xiadnat:
........ The message of salvation is as useful as it gets. It us eternal, while all else will eventually fade away.


The simple answer to this question is in that of PURPOSE......


The purpose of the bible and Jesus coming to earth was that of the message of salvation. Not to waste his limited time on earth on with peripheral issues.
Lol. The message of salvation is useless if it promises a heaven you cannot provide a picture of

Park well and allow sane people comment

Thank you smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Can Islam Dominate China, Korea, And Japan In The Future? by hahn(m): 10:42pm On Sep 14, 2017
UncleSnr:
grin
Na my next tactics be this. Free food is bar.
bar bae wink
Christianity EtcRe: Demands For Money And Other Things By Worshippers In My Local Church by hahn(m): 10:27pm On Sep 14, 2017
kennybabs1980:
I started pastoring a small parish of a big Pentecostal church in Akure in 2012. We used to meet in a small location in a housing estate until 2015 when we relocated to our permanent site, a location that's about 10km farther than our former site.

Most of the worshippers in the former location refused to relocate when we moved because of the distance and associated stress. That means we have to start the parish all over again. So we have been having very low attendance which has been improving since about 4 months now.

The new site is a new community occupied mainly by people who have just moved to their personal houses. More than 60% of the plots remained undeveloped for now.

One major issue here is the rate at which most people that attend the parish sees the church as a place where their needs must be met. They keep coming up with one demand or the other every week. Their demands include food, money and now that school is about to resume, school fees and books. Parents will teach their little children to go and tell stories of how they can't resume at school since they don't have school fees and books, elderly people even come around to ask for money and food, this situation is becoming very disturbing and worrisome.

How can people see a very small church of less than 40 (90% children) in attendance as a source of supply of all their needs? Our parent church don't get involved in funding the small parish, we are the one who returns our tithes and offerings to the national headquarters every month. Offering in the church is small, adults come around to put N10 or N20 in offering bag and later send their children to go and ask for N10k assistance, I got pissed off this evening when a small girl who attends a public secondary school came around to ask for school fees of N10k and books of N10k for herself and same for her 2 siblings making a total of N30k. We bought exercise books and gave 4 to each pupil just last Sunday with pencils and biros and between then and now, they have bombarded the church with demands of well over N100k. Where do they really want the church to meet their demands? The church is operating under a temporary shed we put up in 2015, we've not been able to continue with serious building project due to paucity of funds. We (I, my wife, my assistant and his wife) have been trying in the areas of giving out food items, money, drugs, clothes etc to these people yet its one demand or the other on a daily basis.
I see these attitude as unwholesome, disturbing and unfair.

I need serious suggestions on how to really handle this situation as it is already dampening my morale. Matured and spiritual suggestions welcomed, thanks.
I think it is time you talk to your god

Tell it to get off it's ass and get a job so it can provide the needs of the people it created

This is 2017. People need to eat tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Can Islam Dominate China, Korea, And Japan In The Future? by hahn(m): 8:46pm On Sep 14, 2017
Just as I am a Muslim during ileya to chop sallah ram and a christian during christmas to enjoy Christmas chicken tongue

Then it is back to the trash can where all gods belong grin
RomanceRe: Heartbreaking: Pharmacy Employee Shares The Saddest Experience Of His Life. by hahn(m): 8:28pm On Sep 14, 2017
emerich:
My wife is dead....
Nigerian movie

Christianity EtcRe: Slave Masters (a Work Of Fiction) by hahn(m): 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2017
The plan was so good that the minds of the generations of the first slaves are still enslaved in this modern time

And they love it! cheesy
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather: Having One Girlfriend Is Close To Having None, I Have 7 Girls by hahn(m): 12:27pm On Sep 14, 2017
Rhozabeth:
Guy, i am entitled to my opinion! Even ur father can not tell me to shut up! That was uncalled for!!!
Ignore that dude. He and the other ignoramuses that liked his post obviously have zero financial IQ

They think making money is all there is to building wealth
Christianity EtcRe: How Old Was Adam When God Created Him? by hahn(m): 8:43pm On Sep 13, 2017
jmichael259:
No bible verse to back up what you are looking for. Adam's age as at creation is not relevant to the message. The picture is exactly what you call it, 'depictions' based solely on the painters' thought of what a man and a woman will look like. There is no description to work with.
That you do not find details in any story important already proves how far apart we are in our thought patterns

Have a nice day
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible As A Book. Why Should I believe it? by hahn(m): 1:02pm On Sep 13, 2017
Originakalokalo:
[s] Before we look at how it was compiled, preserved, etc,

Let us take a look at some verses in the scriptures itself.


1. The book of Genesis recorded that Jacob bought a field on which his father dug a well.

This is one of the few sites in Palestine about which there is no dispute. It was dug by Jacob, and hence its name, in the "parcel of ground" which he purchased from the sons of Hamor (Genesis 33:19). It still exists, but although after copious rains it contains a little water, it is now usually quite dry. It is at the entrance to the valley between Ebal and Gerizim, about 2 miles south-east of Shechem. It is about 9 feet in diameter and about 75 feet in depth, though in ancient times it was no doubt much deeper, probably twice as deep.

John 4 recorded a conversation between Jesus and a Samaritan woman....it says

" And Jacob's well was there" ...the woman said "Are you greater than our father who gave us the well and drank thereof"


Points to note.

1. Genesis recorded it

2. John, while telling an account that happened between Jesus and the Samaritan woman, mentioned the well

3. The well exits as we speak.

Deductions: It means I can believe that the conversation between Jesus and the Samaritan woman actually took place.

In that conversation, the woman told Jesus that The Jews had no dealings with Samaritans......A statement which is confirmed true.

In that conversation, the woman told Jesus that she knows that Messiah will come.


Jesus said.... I that speak to you, am he.

The Bible is true, Jesus mentioned in it that he is the Messiah.

Believe whatever you want.[/s]

Christianity EtcRe: Does Satan Have The Power To Control The Weather? by hahn(m):
hopefulLandlord:
funny enough, the sentence "Not even God can sink this ship" was simply a fabrication by theists to cast the builders of Titanic in a bad light and Christians have swallowed that statement whole without questions; makes you question the validity of "other things" they've swallowed, if you know what I mean........smiley
Maybe that is why they keep expecting Jesus to cum smiley
EducationRe: 4 Out Of The 6 Kidnapped Lagos Students Resume School (Photo) by hahn(m): 10:32am On Sep 13, 2017
gabpaul:
U are jobless oo


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Christianity EtcRe: 10 Amazing revelations About Islam And Christianity God gave me. by hahn(m): 9:51am On Sep 13, 2017
WORDWORLD:
Oh boy! Stop the religionphobia. One cant go anywhere on the freaking internet without some 'ATHEIST' popping up........"OH SO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?". Well let me tell you something about LOGIC! Yeah we know its REDICULOUS, some of us believe in an ark and take metaphors and allegories literally. BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? ARGUE RELIGION OUT OF EXISTENCE? THAT IS AS MUCH WASTING YOUR LIFE AS YOUR CLAIM OF PRAYING TO ABRAHAMIC DEITY.
Shoo

Shoo
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Amazing revelations About Islam And Christianity God gave me. by hahn(m): 9:20am On Sep 13, 2017
WORDWORLD:
Okay as you have said!!! I FVCK OFF.....................................have a great day.
Shoo

Go and play with your delusional friends

Shoo
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Amazing revelations About Islam And Christianity God gave me. by hahn(m): 9:14am On Sep 13, 2017
WORDWORLD:
Dont waste your time! Try at least to keep to your words.
Get the fvck off my mentions. Why the hell did you come here with your delusion

Shuu undecided
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Amazing revelations About Islam And Christianity God gave me. by hahn(m): 9:07am On Sep 13, 2017
WORDWORLD:
Thats why i said you are now wise. All the while you argue you have been otherwise. Thank God you have realized!
Lol

And you are still "otherwise" for thanking something that doesn't exist grin
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Amazing revelations About Islam And Christianity God gave me. by hahn(m): 9:04am On Sep 13, 2017
WORDWORLD:
Thank you. Its a complement. I still wish you the best! More over you made a wise decision not to argue with the theist. IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL SEEMS YOU HAVE NOW FIGURED THAT OUT.
Yeah

It is useless to argue with someone who is foolish enough to believe there is a god. A Jewish or Arabic god at that cheesy

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