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Monday5:
Now I know that you are even far stupid than I thought!

So you can think? Wow!

samjey:
God will have mercy on you and by His grace bring you into His marvelous light and invest you as a mighty force of reckoning in His Kingdom affairs. Then, I say by then you'd understand! Amen.

May you open your brain and stop being a mugu

adepeter2027:
Some church Dae promote LAZINESS sha.

Hahn, do you that même pic that captions "work hard or end up shouting I receive in the church"?

Actually I don't. E dey apin me sha

TrumpDonald2:
Oh! It's even you. Never knew you are one of the enlightened few. That means you were playing around with me then. Nice. Happy Sunday to you.

Lol. I got you good, didn't I?

I am actually preparing to open a church soon. Me sef must chop the money

scooby12:
Chai!

Antichrist!

Chai. Mugu!

majekdom2:
I am sure you are in one batcha

You must confuse me for one of your neighbors

keee:
I like when people who can't raise a follower talk. Until u become a man that can convince people about what u believe, then I will take serious

You mean until I become a man who fools people into paying him money. I can never be that person

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Hier:
ooooooh, close one eye to view the verse





































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oooooooh. you didn't close it.

by way, Yahweh is He not it

Hier:
Walia, you got Yahweh's rib cracking

Psalm2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Even the angels are like, why is God laughing like this

It is probably high, Like "most high"

butterflylion:
It doesn't matter the God. Is he real or a fabrication? A simple answer would do.

Ok then. All gods are fabrications

Next question

PS: No vex, I am being held up by security at the gate. They said your sickness has gotten out of hand and do not want to grant me entrance to your cell. I will try to convince them by telling them I will pray for you and you will be healed

Daeylar:
I'm waiting for hopefullandlord, he gave me a drawing instead of a picture,, I'm still hope he will post. Or he can describe it, however you said you were in hell, so pics. And description

Pastor already in hell but practising how to come back to earth and open a business church.

I have a questions for you athetists, I will open a thread later, please answer

If Christians who have been serving Jehovah for 2,000 years have been unable to get a pic of heaven na we wan come get am?

Actually Jehovah is camera shy and doesn't want you guys to see how much of a mess he has made of the place

butterflylion:
So much conflabulation I cannot even deal.

How can a fabricated God support anything?

Don't you think you are acting above the normal limits for delusional people?

You say God is a fabrication yet you blame him and say this same fabrication SUPPORTS rape, genocide, etc.

Recommendation: take these pills.

Lol. The bottle is empty. You must have eaten everything considering your obvious incapability to read and understand

butterflylion:
Hahn is God real or a fabrication? I need to know this because if an atheist claims God does not exist why then do you blame the same non existent God for the things you just said in your comment?

Yaba left done open your file?

Which god are you talking about?

Yes, yaba left opened my visiting file. I will be in your cell soon. I brought you cookies

TrumpDonald2:
Oga, pray for yourself naa. You need the prayer more than me? Is it by force to pray for someone? That's how you people force the 'sheeples' to part with their money.

Bondage ke? That's what you use to instill fear in them before telling them to sow seed in order to be free Lol.

Bro, my brain is too sound to be brain washed by you and your likes. So try someone else. May God have mercy on you for you know not what you are doing.

You shall be well in Jesus name

hopefulLandlord:
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Wow!

Oboy you get talent ooo

Daeylar:
LMAO

You are a real pastorprennuer, don't worry as your fake usher. I will put into the fake account

BTW how's hell? No picture?

No picture of heaven or God either. Go figure

TrumpDonald2:
Oga, pray for yourself naa. You need the prayer more than me? Is it by force to pray for someone? That's how you people force the 'sheeples' to part with their money.

Bondage ke? That's what you use to instill fear in them before telling them to sow seed in order to be free Lol.

Bro, my brain is too sound to be brain washed by you and your likes. So try someone else. May God have mercy on you for you know not what you are doing.

You shall be well in Jesus name

Daeylar:
LMAO

You are a real pastorprennuer, don't worry as your fake usher. I will put into the fake account

BTW how's hell? No picture?

No picture of heaven or God either. Go figure

Daeylar:
Fake pastor, fake church
Don't worry as your fake usher, I will help you count your tithes and offerings

Count and pay into the fake account or you will receive fake beating

butterflylion:
You say so much nonsense in your self decomposing anger it's not even remotely sensible.

Did God also "snatch" your girlfriend like that other atheists (ericsunday) Abi Wetin be his handle claimed he did in his anger and as his reason for hating God?

Oh wait he probably allowed you to have headaches and malaria and maybe loose a loved one

Anything new we haven't heard before?

It collapsed a church on thousands of Christians just to prove how much he loved them and send armed men to shoot up another church so it's name can be praised and it watches 2,000 children die from malaria daily just because it loves to

analice107:
Hopefullandlord is dead?

God is dead. Hopefullandlord went to evict it's corpse. The thing was smelling everywhere

Daeylar:
Story.
That's means you'll be a fake pastor, since it's offering and tithe you are looking for.
You ehn

So?

God is fake
Jesus is fake
And I can bet you cannot point out a real pastor because even among Christians there has always been disagreement between what is what in your religion hence the 30,000 denominations you guys have

Don't worry, I will employ you as an usher. At all at all na him bad pass

Daeylar:
You wan fall my religion hand na you dey use am catch fun so I gats return the favour
abi e no good like that?

I want to open a church soon. I need to practice

You will come and pay offering and tithe abi?

I am actually typing from heaven right now with free wifi and what the op said is true

By the way, the real God is Sango and atheists are allowed. However all Christians and Muslims are going to hell

Better type your last comment because there is no wifi there

RichieDaVinci01:
We've all been sinning bro

My sins have been forgiven by the glory of Jesus

halleluyah!

TrumpDonald2:
I'm always guided by the Holy Spirit and He revealed it to me. Frankly, I don't need your prayers. So don't bother...

The devil has been speaking to you

I understand that the devil has devised new means to lead the children of God astray

I will still pray for you so that God can take you out of your bondage

ahkenaten:
where is your Ford Mustang?

A Ford Mustang is too small for a man of God like myself. Please think bigger than your present situation

By the time you accept God in your heart you will give Ford Mustangs to your house help to do grocery shopping

Can I get an Amen?

emmayayodeji:
If something big happen for the guy

He go dey serve u ni ohh


Prophet hahn

My brother, I dey practice ni o

tosyne2much:
Look at you!


So, not believing in God in an indication of wisdom and enlightenment while believing in God is an indication of delusion shey?

But of course

When you believe in talking donkeys and snakes, serve and worship a god that supports rape, genocide, slavery, incest, tribalism and other fvckery despite the fact that this concept is fabricated don't you think something is wrong with you?

frenzyduchess:
Shey you be atheist na

Lol

I want to open a church soon so I am practicing

Daeylar:
This your sarcasm sha,

and people are taking you serious.
Anyways
it's what you see some Christains do that you're doing

Lol. Why you dey blow my bubble na?