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butterflylion:
But your story is unheard of by 0.00000000001% of the worlds population but the bible is a whole different level

You too know say egusi soup no be the same as pepper soup (as you like food so na food I only fit use as illustration make you for understand)

Your illustration does not make sense and the fact that many people believe in that nonsense book called the bible does not make it any more important. It only proves there are a lot of gullible people in the world

sonofluc1fer:


my man.. you don lose weight o. happy for you. i for follow your footsteps but league of legends no gree me.

at least, you better pass kingebukasblog. you fit use im excess skin creat 2 fine girls and a puppy.

Hahahaha

Thanks o. I am still working out. Hoping to post my six packs pic soon but the belle bin big sha

Don't play with Bubu o. He can easily pray and Jehovah will give him miraculous six packs overnight

butterflylion:
Orobo

It's your addiction to Nairaland that made you fat obviously. Too much sitting and typing and no doing.

You dey like fat Albert

Actually I work from home so I sit down a lot and my wife is an amazing cook. She is 90% responsible

butterflylion:
Orobo hahn the boxer

This story would have been nice except that it's a figment of the writers imagination

Just like the writers of the bible

johnydon22:
Any Igbo or African man cannot deny the fact that Traditional marriage is the original marriage rites of our people and that can never change. The type of wedding you may also value here is also another form of traditional wedding only that it belongs to the english.

So you may carry other traditions for head like gala, that is no problem you are free to but the fact remains and never changes that Igbo traditional wedding is the original wedding ceremony or rites of the Igbo people - and that's the point

I feel the court wedding is more recognized under the constitution as they are many instances where the woman builds a life with her husband only to lose everything to the family due to "culture and tradition"

In the court wedding the rights of the woman and kids are more protected

Explorers:
I will do it

I am doing it

But it is on the list for bosses

Thankfully I didn't have to

We only did the court wedding and we are living happily ever after

kevoh:
The boxer! E be like your fitness training dey work well

Yes o. I have moved from XL to L in clothing

Hope your coach still comes around?

Yes he does but I worked out on my own yesterday. He will be coming around today

Meanwhile Johnny used that one to book space , edit and then go on another lengthy trademark reply

Lol. Na him way

butterflylion:
So na you be dis

My partner in trash meme. No wonder you like trash so much. See your pot belly

This one you dey form boxer Is it your belly you want to reduce or the flabs wey dey your upper arms

You need to have seen the belly before. It has reduced significantly

I have been doing boxing training for about 4 months now to lose fat everywhere

tartar9:
[b]Even if We did send unto them angels, and the dead did speak unto
them, and We gathered together all things before their very eyes,

But you have not

So please park and watch people die and suffer due to Allah's incompetence

johnydon22:
my post has been edited

You get luck

I bin wan change am for you

tartar9:
This is a day wherein they speak not

Nor be allowed to proffer excuses!
(Quran 77:35-36)

How many of your dead family members have confirmed this to be true?

fbtowner:
I'm sorry I can't break the mention like u did.


First. I'm not preaching anything to you.

You will have to die first before you find the proof you are looking for if at all there is one.


Assumption is all we got here on earth. It's all we have to work with. If you are waiting for anyone to bring proof of God existence you might have to wait forever.


I'm not saying the imam and pastor serve the same God. I think with your level of intelligence you should be able to split what I meant. I don't have to say. Pastor to God. Imam to Allah babalawo to sango or what ever.



Again. I'm not preaching anything to u.

O
K

adepeter2027:
Haaaa, ẹ don finish bẹ dat oo if ìfẹ́ enter market oo

Market na him calling. Our one and only iphone X

fbtowner:
Something like that. But not necessarily mysterious.

But maybe he is not so powerfull , loving and ubiquitous like the religious fanatic paint him

If god exists according to how Muslims and Christian paint it, it would be locked up in a psychiatric ward somewhere in a straight jacket

What a lunatic!

fbtowner:
Nice piece.


But you should know. The way of God is not the way of man. You can't on your own sanity think like God you can only think like mam that you are.

But this same god is jealous, craves servitude, makes mistakes, has regrets, makes other mistakes and has more regrets. Sounds like a man to me

No person on earth can think like God.
No pastor
No imam

Are you talking about the same god here? Remember the pastor and imam both serve different gods

Have you ever wonder why God bless some people and create some in absolute poverty.

If this god is real then it would only make sense to assume that it is not a fair and just god

Well In your mind you can think of many ways to justify it. But you will only keep sounding stupid. Because no matter how close your justification is. There will always be a loop

Lol. Even the dumbest retard is smarter than your god

Again the way of God is not the way of man.

Who cares sef? How does this solve any problem?

A creation can never know why it was created only if the the creator decides to show the creation the reason why it was created

Odin must be laughing at you now

I'm not a religious person. But I believe there is someone qualified to be call a super being.

The fact that you believe does not make it true

Some people believe in the tooth fairy, does that make it true?

He might actually not be as powerfull as the Christians or Muslim paint him. But he definitely is superior.

Keep making guesses and assumptions when people are asking for proof

Note:- I wrote this assuming the Christian God actually exist

Thankfully it does not

adepeter2027:
Johnny, lord of epistle complaining about another post

Can you imagine that dude?

johnydon22:
The post is lengthy but since i make equally lengthy posts i will read the whole damn thing

I no even wan hear excuse from you pikim

hopefulLandlord:
yes!

He's cool. I believe he is more preoccupied with his business and stuff but he is usually active in the group

I even met him in PH when last I was there

dalaman:


Billy is on a whole different level compared to Ife.

Seriously. Ife own just dey coded

dalaman:
Billy and his new age madness.

I wonder why no one include ife. He is surely on his way to the market

UBGG:
You'll be all right, okay?

Your sympathy is not sought

Have a good night

Maybe you will feel better in the morning

hopefulLandlord:
Hahn, you're in contact with Leonard? why did he abandon Nairaland?

Do you mean Lennycool?

UBGG:
You missed unicorns, not just any unicorns...the kind which can fart rainbows. Oh..centaurs to. Unicorns and centuars, add that to the list of things I believe in.

How does one get addicted to delusion though? LMAO.

All right, you're the modern day Da Vinci, the reincarnation of Einstein. Alan Turing has nothing on you. You're all of that rolled up into something so fluffy and adorable.

There, you've got the much sought after validation from me, run along now.

Mtchewww

Your validation is useless even to yourself. No one needs it

Lennycool shared this story he saw online with us on Thinker's Lodge(a whatsapp group for freethinkers)

An atheist on Judgment Day.

- The line seemed to stretch back forever. Hundreds of millions of souls, waiting patiently for their turn before the throne. The date... Well, the day is Judgment Day, so you won't find it on any calendar. The queue of people winds its way down the mountain, through the valley and off into the far distance. Everybody in the queue can see the final destination at the mountain peak. A hundred miles away, they can see it perfectly clearly. And they wait, moving forward a couple of steps at a time. Towards God, and the Decision.�

At the head of the we find a young Christian, wearing an expression of awe and joy. Behind him, an atheist, looking slightly astonished, examining a leaf she has picked from a nearby bush, trying to decide if it is real or not. Heaven, she thinks, should be whiter, with more dry ice swirling about; not look like a Welsh hillside on a hot day.

The Christian steps forward for judgment.

"Hello Martin". God's voice is calm and gentle as He speaks.

"Erm.. Hello. Lord". Martin's voice is nervous, as a dozen emotions fight for room in his mind at once.

"This is it. This is where I decide what shall happen to you, Martin. In life, you were a Christian". It was a statement, not a question.

"I was, Lord. I still am. I have been all my life. I have dedicated myself to your service."

"Tell me, Martin. Why were you a Christian? Why did you believe in me?"

"Why? Well... Because you are God! I've always believed in you."

"That is not what I want to know. Why did you believe?"

"Because I knew it was true. You were always there for me. You helped me through the bad times. You answered my prayers. You gave me the strength and courage to get through life. I could feel your presence with me all the time."

"No."

"Pardon, Lord?"

"I said no, Martin. I have never helped you. You seemed to be doing perfectly alright by yourself. I heard your prayers, but never answered a single one. Your belief in me definitely helped you on occasion, but I have never intervened in your life. Certainly, you gave me credit for all the good times, but they were your own doing, not mine. You did not feel my presence, because it cannot be felt. The only actual proof you have that I exist at all is here and now. Again, tell me why you believed."

"I.. I had faith, Lord. Since I was a child I have been to church, prayed and sang every Sunday. My faith in you never wavered. Even when my mother died, I had faith that it was your will, that it was a blessing from you that she passed peacefully. I was raised to believe in you, and as I grew I read the Bible for myself, and learnt of your miracles, and all the saints and martyrs, and the good done in your name. I read the works of great philosophers and they merely strengthened my faith. I knew it was true. "

"No, Martin. Your mother died of natural causes, and she died peacefully because of the actions of the hospital. I watched and saw, but that is all. As for the rest - the saints, martyrs and philosophers had similar reasons for their belief in me, just as dictators and murderers have had. People have done great good and great harm in my name, and in the names of a thousand false gods. The Bible was written about me, not by me, and was written by people who had similar reasons as you for their belief, just as a thousand other Holy Books have been written about the false gods, or different versions of myself. I ask for the third and final time. Why did you believe in me?"

Martin looked shocked and ashen, but pulled himself together. His Lord was testing him, and he had lived his entire life for this moment.

"I believed because I could feel in my heart it was true. You sent your son to die for us, and I gladly accepted Him as my saviour. I.. I just knew it was true, and now that I see you, my faith has been vindicated. I no longer need to believe - I can see for myself the truth and majesty of my religion."

Quietly, God spoke again. "Martin, you have impressed me". He paused.

"But... not enough. You believe because you were taught to believe. You believe because you mistakenly attribute to me anything positive that has happened in your life, and discount anything negative. You believe because it is comforting to believe, and because you are frightened of the consequences of my not existing. You believe because... you believe. I'm sorry, Martin, but there is no place for you here."

God gestured briefly with his fingers, and Martin vanished. His shadow lingered where he had stood, fading rapidly to nothingness.

The atheist, somewhat shaken by what she had just seen, stepped forward.

"Hello Eve. I like that name."

"Ah. Hello, God. Thanks", said Eve, not entirely sure how to address a being she had, until now, considered fictional.

"Yes, you may call me God. Eve, in life you were an atheist. You doubted my existence, even objecting to the very concept". Again, a statement, not a question.

"Yes, I did. Clearly, I was mistaken."

"Clearly. Tell me, are you still an atheist?"

"I suppose not. I'm not a Christian, Jew or anything else. I guess I'd have to be called an involuntary theist. Ah ha ha", Eve laughed nervously, hoping the very real and solid-looking deity before her had a good sense of humour.

"Mmm... Tell me, Eve. Why did you not believe in me?". God's voice was kind and gentle once more.

"At one point I did. I was raised as a Christian, and often went to church, and prayed every night before bed. When I was feeling down I would read the Bible. The act of reading it seemed to comfort me, even though the words themselves didn't seem much help. I think, like Martin, I believed because I believed."

"And then you lost your faith? You decided I did not exist, and you knew better than those around you? You knew better than your pastor and family?" The voice was losing its kindly edge a little.

"That is one way of looking at it, yes. What I believed did not seem to fit with other things I knew. The Bible clearly could not be literally true, word for word. I knew from biology and paleontology that humans had evolved like all other life, and were not special creations. How life or the universe began, I still don't know, but could not just merely accept 'God did it' as an explanation. I learned about other religions, and how they all claimed a monopoly on truth, happiness and morality. I saw the good done in your name, but I also saw the oppression, genocide and wars. I saw that if people were in need, it was up to us to deal with it, not to rely on heavenly aid.". Eve felt a little braver, but was expecting the traditional thunderbolt any moment. The people behind her, now at the head of the queue, were slowly moving backwards, trying not to draw attention to themselves.

"Yet here you are, before your God, on the final Day of Judgment. Why should I allow you in - a heretic, a disbeliever, an infidel - when your predecessor, devout and faithful, full of love for me, was consigned to Oblivion? Tell me why. Justify your entry to my Paradise."

Eve straightened up, looking God in the face. "Why should you let me in? Because I am better person than you."

If Eve had looked round, she would have seen the entire line of souls, perfectly still and wide-eyed, staring at her in shock.

"What did you say?", enquired God. His voice, though barely audible, caused tremors in the mountain.

Surprised at still being alive, her mouth dry, Eve continued. "I said, because I am a better person. You have shown it yourself already. You told Martin that you watched as his mother became ill and died. You destroyed him for believing for no good reason, when his whole life had been shaped by that belief. Your preachers on Earth encourage unquestioning faith, yet you do not tell us whether that is what you want. You give people no rational basis for belief, and then when they make up their own that is not good enough for you. You listen to our prayers, yet do not answer, leaving people to rationalise events for themselves. People kill and slaughter over trivial differences in doctrine, and you look on. In the churches and temples raised in your glory, children are mentally and physically abused - in your so-called House! All over the world, throughout history, people have murdered each other for believing the wrong thing about God, for believing in the wrong God, or for not believing in any God. The poorest and most helpless people are relentlessly targeted, being told to give what little they have now, for the promise of eternal bliss later. When a person is at his lowest ebb, that is when the smiling missionaries appear, knowing that his life will probably get better naturally and they can give you the credit. In your name, the ends justify the means as long as souls are saved". Eve paused for breath, and continued.

"And you? All-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing? You just sit here and you watch it all... Any person in this line, had they your power, would show greater compassion and morality. You may be God, but you are far from Godliness."

God smiled. "Are you finished? Good. Eve, you have impressed me". He paused. Eve held her breath, shoulders tensing.

"You have impressed me a great deal. You may have believed in me for all the wrong reasons, but you disbelieved for the right reasons. You led a good life, and used the intelligence I give to everybody in the correct way. Even though you came to a conclusion about me that was hopelessly wrong, you came to it in a way that cannot be faulted. You may pass into paradise, Eve, with my blessing."

Eve did not step forward. Instead, she spoke once more. "No, I will not".

"No? You refuse Heaven? You defy my will?" The smile had left God's face again.

"Do you think I would want to spend one more minute, let alone eternity, in your company? You allow people to suffer, sometimes for their entire lives, for no purpose, and then judge them on their reaction. You hide yourself from the world and allow your creations to persecute each other over differing interpretations of the lack of evidence. You see all the pain and ignorance caused in your name, and just sit there as this queue grows daily? And then you have the audacity to punish good people for believing in you 'for the wrong reasons'?"

"Eve. Enough of this. The gates to Paradise are open to you. Be silent now, and enter."

"No. If it is a choice between oblivion and an eternity with a monster like you, I gladly choose oblivion. I ask only one thing, before you destroy me."

"And what is that?" asked God, getting impatient.

"That, if you can, you look me in the eyes as you do it."

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UBGG:
I have, more than once actually. Diagnosed with the 'chronic' ability to detect horse$hit, read between the lines and I may also have a severe god complex.

Boy, come now, you put the 'all gods are silly' bit as an afterthought, to make sure you don't appear silly. Lol.

Anyhow, being a pseudo-intellectual agrees with you. Keep at it.

And you consider yourself to be super intellectual for believing in flying chariots, talking snakes and donkeys

Hahahahah

Delusion is indeed addictive

TrumpDonald2:
Let me know when you do bro. I don't mind assisting. You go still chop pass as na you get church lol

Hahahaha

Hardmirror why na? Allow these people to chop. Pastors are not the only ones who should exploit the gullible

Josephjnr:
Yes. Depression is caused basically by hopelessness and extreme life pressure. Having strong believe that there is a man(God) greater than everything, who can solve every problem as at a particular time in favour of an individual might prevent or even treat depression.

Believing there is a man in the sky who is waiting for you to eat crayfish, masturbate, look at booty or even think of your neighbors daughter's tits just so it can send you to hell for eternity to burn despite claiming to love you "unconditionally" can also lead to depression.

Many depressed people believe in god and so far believing in any god has not been determined as a cure to depression

stevio:
What an irresponsible answer.

Not as irresponsible as your omni-incompetent god

Which god are you referring to?