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davillian:
Abeg name them.

There are a lot of underground rappers that are not blown. That is why we don't know them. Duh

missbeckykisses:
Really thank God for saving us last night, around 2am when I was sewing a dress for my client at home I was hearing some weird noise from outside, and because we live on the outskirts of umuahia it's always quiet and people don't usually go out after 7pm so by around 2am you should expect everyone to be asleep except something really bad happens that might affect everyone ..

That night felt different but I was still able to complete my sewing despite the weird animal noise because we are only used to hearing noise from dogs barking or owls and some night birds that thrive around that area, but not that sort of noise because it sounded like something that is not even from earth, trust me I've heard weird noises but this one is a big exception, I was surprised when I woke up in the morning and I found this dead bat hanging dead on our electric pole...

I still have a very strong feeling that this bat was sent, because where I am from people do bad things to their own relations which our family is not an exception, what are your thoughts on this.. Images below

You are delusional and you might need to visit a psychiatrist

frank317:
Are u sure u are ok?

He is obviously not

krattoss:
When it comes to superstitious believes..Am one of those people that usually counters it with every possible means..but today I confirm that Juju,majic is real..

Although some certain rules and rights must be adhered to before it works..
Unfortunately for me i learnt the hard way loosing my hard earned 10k ..

ONE of my guy like that saw me today and called me..he told me shey I be the guy way dey claim say juju no dey exist ..I insisisted yes with all gravity and counter accusations... he told me to put my money I will cut him and blood won't come out..I doubted..he brought out a razor blade and told me to cit him, if he didnt bleed i give him 10k if he bleeds he gives me.. I agreed and as a die hard I was..I insisted I go bring my own razor. .he agreed..
As I brought out the razor..I cut myself first. ..thus blood gushed out of my hand..
Now it's his turn i insisted..I first cut his hand sheepishly. .it did not go through...I remembered my money and said no this ain't it...with all my muscule while holding The razor blade..I ran the razor blade through his hand..behold it was just like i ran razor through caterpillar tire as no sign of injury surfaced infct he razor even wounded me in my palms..I was perplexed and amazed..my money don go be that ..

Now on another one he told me to lock my room,doors of our house and every possible entrance that he will sleep in my room tonight..I been no wan gree but I said to myself...how much e be kwanu..I have started loosing let me loose..fvck it..

I agreed with 5k stake each...I was awake that night cos he told me time he was gonna come through..
U know what as i was busy keeping watch that night..behold a knock on my door..as I opened..it was that my guy...
I laughed and shrugged it off claiming its nothing but deep inside me i was confused..but later later he no collect the 5pin from me via him man I be..
He now made me know its easy..
He later educated on how it works..
1..he washed his body with some herbs gave to him by one babalawo like that..
2..a woman must not cross him with legs otherwise his own Serena or juju will be renderd null..
3..he doesn't wear slippers anytime he wants to dissapear or teleport..
4..he doesn't pass through a curtained door or window
And lastly..
5 he must use an egg for some incarntations anytime he wants to teleport..plus many more he didn't tell me ..

So guys all I want to say is THIS LIFE IS BIGGER THAN ANYHUMAN BEIGN ON EARHT..

DON'T THINK U KNOW ALL COS WHAT U DON'T KNOW IS BIGGER THAN U

NEVER BET WHAT U CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOSE NO MATTER HOW SURE U ARE..

BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND MY FELLOW DOUBTING THOMASES..JUJU IS REAL

Ur opinions are highly welcomed..johnnydon22 ,krystalkris,seun... etc

Where do you and this guy live?

I will like to create an appointment and set a bet for N500,000

It is time to put your money where your mouth is

NPComplete:
Don't mind the kid. They always come thinking they are the first to claim knowledge of some supernatural power so we should all regard them with awe and trepidation.
As soon as they see a little opposition they begin to want to scare u out of further questions as if that ever works. If only these guys knew how many people come here claiming they have one magical pigshit or another and how many of them have left with their tail between their legs.
I have dared old men with fetish claim to try it on me and they couldn't. Then one kid that's still sucking his mama's breast is forming champion. Nonsense.

That was how they ran away from my thread https://www.nairaland.com/3153402/finally-atheists-proven-wrong

Still waiting for theists and their incompetent gods to take up the challenge

cc: hopefulLandlord

paradigmshift:
name the us rappers lol

There are thousands of rappers in the US who will never blow. Do some research

aldexrio:
With the current exchange rate. My brother rethink what you just said

Olamide earns a lot in FX too. Seems you don't know he does gigs abroad. May you are the one who needs a rethink

GoodMuyis:
Calm Down, Dont Rush Wait and See
.
Because God deserve it,
Parents have strength of their own yet they sent the children on errand does that make them less a parent?

Your god better get a job and stop begging upandan. God of bambi allahs. Omni begging god

He is already at a disadvantage since he raps in Yoruba

He is still richer than a lot of US based rappers though

...When Jesus finally comes

Christians:

Christian: Give god a chance to enter your heart

Me: I have a better place for it

budaatum:
Did you start this thread just so you can insult people?

I have not insulted anyone na. Shuu

dalaman:
In Israel na.

No, I don't

GoodMuyis:
Sorry for the nonsense

Are you going to spit or swallow?

dalaman:
You guys don't believe Jesus existed?

Existed where?

budaatum:
budaatum wrote:
"A simple concept, but one, despite all the knowledge there was prior to that in the western world as is known, was a concept not yet in the consciousness of the many.






I strongly believe the level of love on nl is indicative of the usefulness of the teachings of Jesus.

Tell that to Jehovah while he sits back and watches billions of people burn for eternity

And your fictional Jesus watches on

Martinez19:
Firstly, Jesus is a fictional character. What Jesus had to offer intellectual could not exceed the capacity of the writers or the technology and science of the time it was written.

Tell that to people who think the modafucker actually existed

hopefulLandlord:
there's nothing Jesus said about "Love" that didn't predate him

you sound like those Apple fans that think a phone technology doesn't exist until it is used in an iPhone, some have even deluded themselves so much into thinking apple invented mobile phones

Exactly!

budaatum:
Jesus taught love. A simple concept, but one, despite all the knowledge there was prior to that in the western world as is known, was a concept not yet in the consciousness of the many. One day his teaching would be understood here too and his understanders would most definitely do more than he did.

Lol. Keep deluding yourself

Love was preached before Jehovah raped Mary and most of the things Jesus supposedly preached or said were already said and preached thousands of years before Jehovah stopped taking his meds and became a psychopath

Read history not the bible

Esquire0:
Since its your business, why didn't you hire someone to carry out the advertising??
Abi is it greed??
Igbo people and their love for money eh..
I nowan even talk about am..so I'll not spark

And you think a random "someone" will be able to give his product more reach than himself who is a celebrity and already has a fan base?

Weh done sir

Pavore9:
While they focus on cleaning up the plastic waste already accumulated over the decades, recycling them into other environmental friendly products such as sign posts, seats etc.

I can imagine. Very good initiative by the Kenyan government

We are still boasting of 7100MW

Pavore9:
Eco-friendly carrier bag. You go shopping with the carrier bag or you pay for a new one at the store.

Do you have a picture?

Modified

I just Googled the pics. No a bad idea

Pavore9:
It is cheaper for them to get those bulbs out of usage while restricting new ones from entering the market. They started this some years back, Google it.

Just as Kenya has ban the use of "nylon bag" as it is now a criminal offence to be seen with it.

I wanted to ask, how do supermarkets and stores package their goods to customers since the ban?

GoodMuyis:
hopefulLandlord, hahn

Yoruba Adage says "what pains you most becomes a regurgitation".

After thought 1
colossal failure is when you business fail to sell and someone came after you and began to not only to sell, but garner acceptance.

How does this nonsense you wrote address the op?

Are you just bored or just desperate to be seen defending your incompetent god to avoid it's wrath?

donnie:
I see you take pleasure in deceiving yourself

Mention me when you have something reasonable to say

Pavore9:
It is cheaper for them to get those bulbs out of usage while restricting new ones from entering the market. They started this some years back, Google it.

Just as Kenya has ban the use of "nylon bag" as it is now a criminal offence to be seen with it.

Wow. Now that is what you call a country that knows what it wants

Xiadnat:
You cannot see gravity, yet it is keeping you grounded.

You cannot see air, yet it permeates your lungs


You cannot touch water, yet you need it to survive and your body is 70% water.

Need i go on??

You think you are clever? However a gnat has more cerebral mass than you.

God exits. Heaven and hell are real. Just cause you dont "see", doesnt negate its existence.

One day, you will find out.

When it comes to science of it all, dont argue with me. I have more science background than all your ancestors before and to come.

I would spare you the shame. I will let you think you are "sane".

Lol. It is a good thing you have a good science background. Hopefully soon enough you will able to self diagnose yourself for delusion

GoodMuyis:
Matthew 5:17 - Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

So why do you expect him to Say something new when, when you have not read the book of John 7


John 7:14
17. If any man will do his will, he shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of God, or whether I speak of myself.
18. He that speaketh of himself seeketh his own glory: but he that seeketh his glory that sent him, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in him.
19. Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? Why go ye about to kill me?

Colossal Failure

Colossal failure by imaginary Jesus Christ indeed. Even Superman sure pass am

analice107:
Mr Dumpster, can you with your scientific knowhow Port to Florida to help control the weather there?

If your incompetent god cannot do something to save the lives lost and the properties damaged, who am i?

Pavore9:
In early August, I got a knock at my apartment in Nairobi and it happened to be a pair from Kenya power asking me if I have incandescent light bulbs in my apartment so they could take it and replace it with energy efficient bulbs as it saves the country energy.

Is a lie!

WotzupNG:
He is coming to destroy the islamic world. Or why do you think the muslims hate Christians? They know that the Bible speaks of their destruction

Your god that was nowhere to be found when ebola was around na him wan go face people wey dey use bomb do singlet?

WotzupNG:
Guess who's holding my country down. The islamic North

And what is your god doing about it?